Although $GLOBAL Closures are no longer serialised since 01aa347 & #352 a $GLOBAL array which contain a Closure as a value will still cause the "Serialization of 'Closure' is not allowed" error.
$GLOBALS[] = array( 'foo' => function() { return 'bar'; } );
Although
$GLOBALClosures are no longer serialised since 01aa347 & #352 a$GLOBALarray which contain a Closure as a value will still cause the "Serialization of 'Closure' is not allowed" error.