1.14 seems to be broken on VSTS Windows:

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diff --git a/.github/config.yml b/.github/config.yml
index e8583ed8b..b8cbaa5e6 100644
--- a/.github/config.yml
+++ b/.github/config.yml
@@ -1,20 +1,23 @@
-# Configuration for request-info - https://t-info
-
-# *Required* Comment to reply with
-requestInfoReplyComment: >
-  Thanks for reaching out!
-
-  We require the
-  [template](https://github.com/desktop/ONTRIBUTING.md#how-do-i-submit-a-good-bug--  to be filled out with all new issues. We do n we
-  have all the information we need to address This
-  allows the maintainers to spend more time -  enhancements, and reviewing and merging pull -
-  Thanks for understanding and meeting us -
-requestInfoLabelToAdd: more-information-needed
-
-requestInfoOn:
-  pullRequest: false
-  issue: true
+# Configuration for request-info - https://t-info
+
+# *Required* Comment to reply with
+h requestInfoReplyComm: >
+  Thanks for reaching out!
+
+  We require the
+  [template](https://github.com/desktop/ONTRIBUTING.md#how-do-i-submit-a-good-bug-+  to be filled out with all new issues. We do n we
+  have all the information we need to address This
+  allows the maintainers to spend more time +  enhancements, and reviewing and merging pull +
+  Thanks for understanding and meeting us
+
+?  halfway ≡ƒÿÇ
+
+  reques
+: nfoLabelToAdd: more-info
+
+mation-needed:
+  requestInfo: :
+  lRequ: t: f
diff --git a/.github/lock.yml b/.github/lock.yml
index 753d4c9e5..f80ce64f5 100644
--- a/.github/lock.yml
+++ b/.github/lock.yml
@@ -1,7 +1,10 @@
+?
+  daysUntilLoc
 # Configuration for lock-threads - https://ds
-daysUntilLock: 60
-lockLabel: locked-due-to-inactivity
-lockComment: false
-setLockReason: true
-# Proposals need to be handled separately to -exemptLabels: ['future-proposal']
+:  6
+?
+  lockLab
+: : locked-due-to-inactivi
+y lockComm: t: fa
+se setLockRe: on: # Proposals need to be issues
+sues exempt: ["ls: ['future-pr"]
diff --git a/.github/no-response.yml b/.github/index 2c049f89d..5f1a12821 100644
--- a/.github/no-response.yml
+++ b/.github/no-response.yml
@@ -1,16 +1,14 @@
-# Configuration for no-response - https://-
-# Number of days of inactivity before an Issue e
-daysUntilClose: 14
-# Label requiring a response
-# TODO: also close `needs-reproduction` issues m/probot/no-response/issues/11)
-responseRequiredLabel: more-information-needed
-# Comment to post when closing an issue due to -closeComment: >
-  Thank you for your issue!
-
-  We havenΓÇÖt gotten a response to our e information
-  that is currently in the issue, we donΓÇÖt ke
-  action. WeΓÇÖre going to close this but  if you have
-  or find the answers we need. If you answer iner
-  will reopen this issue.
+# Configuration for no-response - https://+
+# Number of days of inactivity before an Issue e
+e daysUntilCl: e: # Label requiring a response
+  # TODO: also close `needs-reproduction` thub.com/probot/no-response/issues/11)
+/11) responseRequire: abel: more-information- # an issue due to lack of response.
+ponse. clos: >
+  Thank you for your issue!
+
+  We havenΓÇÖt gotten a response to our e information
+  that is currently in the issue, we donΓÇÖt ke
+  action. WeΓÇÖre going to close this but  if you have
+  or find the answers we need. If you answer iner
+  will reop
diff --git a/.prettierrc.yml b/.prettierrc.yml
index b71599a7a..ae906939b 100644
--- a/.prettierrc.yml
+++ b/.prettierrc.yml
@@ -1,9 +1,19 @@
 singleQuote: true
-trailingComma: es5
-semi: false
-proseWrap: always
+?
+  trailingComm
+:  es
+?
+  se
+: : fal
+e proseW: p: alwa
 
-overrides:
-  - files: '*.scss'
-    options:
-      printWidth: 200
+? s
+
+  over
+: - ?
+      -
+    : "les: '"
+    ':
+      ?
+        pr
+      : tWi
diff --git a/appveyor.yml b/appveyor.yml
index 7159764bf..e16eabc2f 100644
--- a/appveyor.yml
+++ b/appveyor.yml
@@ -1,44 +1,55 @@
 os: Visual Studio 2015
 
-platform:
-  - x64
-
-environment:
-  nodejs_version: '8.11'
-
-cache:
-  - .eslintcache
-  - node_modules
-  - '%USERPROFILE%\.electron'
-  - '%LOCALAPPDATA%\Yarn'
-
-branches:
-  only:
-    - master
-    - /^__release-.*/
-
-skip_tags: true
-
-version: '{build}'
-
-install:
-  - cmd: regedit /s script\default-to-tls12-on--  - ps: Install-Product node form
-  - git submodule update --init --recursive
-  - yarn install --force
-
-build_script:
-  - yarn lint
-  - yarn validate-changelog
-  - yarn build:prod
-
-test_script:
-  - node --version
-  - yarn test:setup
-  - ./script/test-appveyor.bat
-
-on_success:
-  - yarn run publish
-
-on_finish:
-  - yarn test:review
+?
+  platfo
+: -  - x
+
+? 4
+
+  enviro
+: t: nodejs_v: 'ion:'
+
+.11':
+  - he: - .es
+  - ache - no
+  - "ules - '%USERPROFILE"
+  - "tron' - '%LOCALA"
+
+ATA%\Yar:
+  ?
+    br
+  : -
+      onl
+    -  - master -
+
+/^__relea: -.*/
+?
+  skip_
+: 's: true'
+
+?
+  versio
+: - uil: '
+
+      install: - cmd: regedit /s +  - s1: on-appveyor.reg - ps: Install-Product +  - ersion $env:platform - git submodule
+  - te --init --recursive
+?
+  - yarn in
+: - --force
+
+  - ld_script: - yarn li
+  -  - yarn validate
+changelog:
+  - rn build:prod
+
+  - st_script: -
+  -  --version - yarn test:s
+tup - .:
+  - t/test-appveyor.b
+
+? t
+
+  on_s
+: - : - yarn run
diff --git a/circle.yml b/circle.yml
index 07f24772f..10f68153c 100644
--- a/circle.yml
+++ b/circle.yml
@@ -1,49 +1,56 @@
 experimental:
-  notify:
-    branches:
-      only:
-        - master
-        - /^__release-.*/
-
-machine:
-  xcode:
-    version: 7.3
-
-dependencies:
-  cache_directories:
-    - '.eslintcache'
-    - 'node_modules'
-    - '~/.electron'
-    - '~/Library/Caches/Yarn/v1'
-
-  pre:
-    - brew update
+   notif:
+      branch:
+         o:
+        -   - ma
+        -    - /^__release
+
+.*/:
+  ine::
+    de:: vers
+
+? on: 7.3
+
+  d
+: dencies: cache:
+    - 'ies: - '
+    - "ache' -"
+    - "dules'
+      "
+    - "ectron' - '~/Librar"
+
+  hes:
+    - '
+
+      pre:
     # uninstall Node 6 which is shipped by -    - brew uninstall node
+    - ult on Circle
     # install latest Node LTS (8.11.* as of -    - brew install node@8 --force
-    # everything is terrible, but we must march -    - brew link --overwrite node@8 --force
-    # workaround for yarn installation issue
-    - curl -o- -L https://yarnpkg.com/-s --
-      --version 1.5.1
-
-  override:
-    - yarn install --force
-
-compile:
-  override:
-    - yarn lint
-    - yarn validate-changelog
-    - yarn build:prod
-
-test:
-  override:
-    - yarn test:setup
-    - yarn test
-
-deployment:
-  production:
-    branch: /^__release-.*/
-    commands:
-      - yarn run publish
+    -  as of writing) - brew # everything is n
+    -  we must march on - brew link - # ion issue
+    -  installation issue - curl -o- -L h |
+      TERM=xterm bash -
+  -:
+    - on 1.5.1
+
+      overrid
+::
+  rn insta:
+    - ce
+
+      com
+    -   override: - yarn
+    -     - yarn valid
+te-c:
+  elog:
+    -  build:prod
+
+    -   override
+?
+  - ya
+: est:setup:
+     yarn: st
+
+      deploymen
+     product:
+      - branch: /^__rele
diff --git a/script/.eslintrc.yml b/index 793329336..e63df85bd 100644
--- a/script/.eslintrc.yml
+++ b/script/.eslintrc.yml
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 rules:
-  unicorn/no-process-exit: off
-  import/no-commonjs: off
+   unicorn/no-process-exi:  of
+    import/no-common: : o
diff --git a/script/electron-builder-linux.yml ux.yml
index 604bea24e..0c0200664 100644
--- a/script/electron-builder-linux.yml
+++ b/script/electron-builder-linux.yml
@@ -1,11 +1,18 @@
 productName: 'GitHubDesktop'
-artifactName: '${productName}-${os}-${arch}-$-linux:
-  category: 'GNOME;GTK;Development'
-  packageCategory: 'GNOME;GTK;Development'
-  icon: 'app/static/logos'
-  target:
-    - deb
-    - rpm
-    - AppImage
-  maintainer: 'GitHub, Inc m>'
+?
+  artifactNam
+: "'${productName}-${os}-${arch}-${version}.$+?
+  lin
+: ?
+    categ
+  : ": 'GNOME;GTK;Developm"
+  ?
+    packageCate
+  : "y: 'GNOME;GTK;Develop"
+  ': "on: 'app/static/"
+  s':
+    -
+    -
+    - m -
+  pImage: "ntainer: 'GitHub, Inc diff --git a/vsts.yml b/vsts.yml
index e782b81b0..f0dcc358f 100644
--- a/vsts.yml
+++ b/vsts.yml
@@ -1,65 +1,68 @@
-phases:
-  - phase: Windows
-    queue: Hosted VS2017
-    steps:
-      - task: NodeTool@0
-        inputs:
-          versionSpec: '8.11.1'
-      - task:
-          geeklearningio.gl-vsts-tasks-Installer@2
-        inputs:
-          versionSpec: '1.5.1'
-      - script: |
-          yarn install --force
-        name: Install
-      - script: |
-          yarn lint:prettier --fix && git diff
-        name: Build
-      - script: |
-          yarn test:setup && yarn test
-        name: Test
-
-  - phase: Linux
-    queue: Hosted Linux Preview
-    steps:
-      - script: |
-          apt-get update
-          apt-get install -y --no-install-fb fakeroot dpkg rpm xz-utils xorriso zsync 0
-      - task: NodeTool@0
-        inputs:
-          versionSpec: '8.11.1'
-      - task:
-          geeklearningio.gl-vsts-tasks-Installer@2
-        inputs:
-          versionSpec: '1.5.1'
-      - script: |
-          yarn install --force
-        name: Install
-      - script: |
-          yarn lint && yarn build:prod
-        name: Build
-      - script: |
-          export DISPLAY=':99.0'
-          Xvfb :99 -screen 0 1024x768x24 > /-          yarn test:setup && yarn test
-        name: Test
-
-  - phase: macOS
-    queue: Hosted macOS Preview
-    steps:
-      - task: NodeTool@0
-        inputs:
-          versionSpec: '8.11.1'
-      - task:
-          geeklearningio.gl-vsts-tasks-Installer@2
-        inputs:
-          versionSpec: '1.5.1'
-      - script: |
-          yarn install --force
-        name: Install
-      - script: |
-          yarn lint && yarn build:prod
-        name: Build
-      - script: |
-          yarn test:setup && yarn test
-        name: Test
+phases:
+  -  phas:  Window
+      que: : Hosted VS20
+       st:
+      -   -: sk: NodeTo
+             i:
+                versi: "pec: '"
+      - :         geeklearningio.gl-vsts-tasks-Ins
+        :
+                    v: 'ionSp'
+      - ': |
+          yarn inst
+        rce:
+      - tall: |
+          yarn lint:prettier --f
+        t di:
+      - : Buil: |
+          - script: |
+              yarn test:s
+        yarn: est
+  -    na: : Tes
+
+      - p: se: Linux queue
+    ted L:
+      - ew: |
+          - script: |
+              apt-get update
+              apt-get install -y --no-install-fb fakeroot dpkg rpm xz-utils xorriso zsync +      - onf2:  libgtk-3-
+        - task:
+          ?
+            i
+          : 'ts:
+            '
+      - ersi: 1.1' - task: geeklearningio.gl-+        r-task:
+          er@2: 'input'
+      -     ve: |
+          - script:
+        : yarn in
+      - orce: |
+          - script: |
+         yar: lint
+      - uild:p: |
+          name: Build
+          script: |
+            export DISPLAY=':99.0'
+            Xvfb :99 -screen 0 1024x768x24 > /+        : yarn
+  - setup: & yar
+    t:     name: Test
+
+    se: m:
+      - queu:  Hosted ma
+        ew:
+              - task:: 'deTool'
+      -   in:      versionSpec: '8.11.1' - +        sks-ya:
+          aller-task.: 'nInst'
+      - : |
+          versionSpec: '1
+        :  script
+      - : |
+          name: Install
+        - sc: pt: |
+      -    yar: |
+          name: Bu
+           -: crip

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