SUPERADULT
So I am sooooo mature and sophisticated now because I just registered to vote. Even though I am not of voting age, the candidates must BOW AND SCRAPE AT MY FEET NOW to gain my vote. My opinion matters, foo! Give me your money!
Also, I have gotten a job this summer, which I am so sophisticated and mature and ADULTlike for getting because I will be paid and I will be having nothing to do with waiting on others or flipping burgers or cleaning things. NAY. I WILL BE PAID BECAUSE OF MY VAST AND WILLING READINESS TO ABSORB KNOWLEGE AT AN INCREDIBLE RATE.
I just got a job at:
A PARTICLE PHYSICS LAB
Booyah.
Why did I take up such a job? Why would someone so lazy as myself and so full of general malaise towards anything involving the betterment of anything other than myself join a team of scientists to help unlock the secrets of the most fundimental aspects of life itself? The answer, my friends, is SUPERPOWERS
How many normal, meek, and mild-mannered men and women have a little run-in with PARTICLE PHYSICS STUFF and then become amazingly altered and become the superheroes and supervillians we have all come to know and love? A LOT
Like The Hulk. And that one guy in Spiderman that turns into sand. I think his name was SANDY. Only not really. And probably a lot of other people too I just can't think of.
Of course I hope I get a COOL superpower. Here is a list of things
I DO NOT WANT.
-Turning into something lame like sand. Or rocks. Or mud.
-Having SuperHearing and nothing else. Lame. Totally lame.
-Having extra appendages. No more heads or arms please.
-Becoming really hairy in any way.
-Becoming really slimy in any way.
-Becoming really stinky in any way. Although that really isn't a superpower.
-Only breathing underwater, and not being able to breathe above land. (That means you, Aquaman.)
-Anything making me huge, tall, or bulky.
Here is a list of things I would be
TOTALLY COOL WITH
-being superfast
-flying
-controlling things with my mind OH WAIT. I ALREADY DO THAT.
-superstrength but still just having a svelt body. Oooh Yeah.
-breathing underwater and ALSO above water!
-controlling time?
-I can't really think of anything right now...Superintelligence? ALREADY GOT THAT.
Yeah. Pretty much I can't wait. I get paid to get superpowers. YEAH!
Oh yeah in florida
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Mr. Pelican. He got all up in my face, but I held my ground, and he gave me props for it. That relationship was all about respect.
Mr. Feaking-Out-Starfish. We had a good chuckle every now and then, but his place was in the sea. Darn my NONABILITY TO BREATHE UNDERWATER AND ALSO ABOVE WATER!
Ms. Lovely-Decorative-Pineapple. She was a bit on the prickly side, but deep down she was sweet. Puns totally intended.
HAIKU!
Hey! I can vote now!
Perhaps I will get powers,
And control you all!
Also, I have gotten a job this summer, which I am so sophisticated and mature and ADULTlike for getting because I will be paid and I will be having nothing to do with waiting on others or flipping burgers or cleaning things. NAY. I WILL BE PAID BECAUSE OF MY VAST AND WILLING READINESS TO ABSORB KNOWLEGE AT AN INCREDIBLE RATE.
I just got a job at:
Why did I take up such a job? Why would someone so lazy as myself and so full of general malaise towards anything involving the betterment of anything other than myself join a team of scientists to help unlock the secrets of the most fundimental aspects of life itself? The answer, my friends, is SUPERPOWERS
How many normal, meek, and mild-mannered men and women have a little run-in with PARTICLE PHYSICS STUFF and then become amazingly altered and become the superheroes and supervillians we have all come to know and love? A LOT
Like The Hulk. And that one guy in Spiderman that turns into sand. I think his name was SANDY. Only not really. And probably a lot of other people too I just can't think of.
Of course I hope I get a COOL superpower. Here is a list of things
I DO NOT WANT.
-Turning into something lame like sand. Or rocks. Or mud.
-Having SuperHearing and nothing else. Lame. Totally lame.
-Having extra appendages. No more heads or arms please.
-Becoming really hairy in any way.
-Becoming really slimy in any way.
-Becoming really stinky in any way. Although that really isn't a superpower.
-Only breathing underwater, and not being able to breathe above land. (That means you, Aquaman.)
-Anything making me huge, tall, or bulky.
Here is a list of things I would be
TOTALLY COOL WITH
-being superfast
-flying
-controlling things with my mind OH WAIT. I ALREADY DO THAT.
-superstrength but still just having a svelt body. Oooh Yeah.
-breathing underwater and ALSO above water!
-controlling time?
-I can't really think of anything right now...Superintelligence? ALREADY GOT THAT.
Yeah. Pretty much I can't wait. I get paid to get superpowers. YEAH!
Oh yeah in florida
</a>Mr. Pelican. He got all up in my face, but I held my ground, and he gave me props for it. That relationship was all about respect.
Mr. Feaking-Out-Starfish. We had a good chuckle every now and then, but his place was in the sea. Darn my NONABILITY TO BREATHE UNDERWATER AND ALSO ABOVE WATER!
Ms. Lovely-Decorative-Pineapple. She was a bit on the prickly side, but deep down she was sweet. Puns totally intended.
HAIKU!
Hey! I can vote now!
Perhaps I will get powers,
And control you all!