Mun; Lumi → chocotti
Aim; Diabolical Pie

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How's My Driving?
Probably really bad considering I once ran into a bridge with a boat.  No joke there.  But tell me here how well or horrible I'm playing Minatsuki and etc.

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AGHHH!!-- This town is getting fucking ridiculous.  It seems like every time it settles down, another XXX thing gets flung at us.  Do they really expect me to conform to this shit!?

I fucking want to see the cunt bag who runs this goddamn hellhole so I can go fucking bash his XXX head into the ground.

Apparently I've recently gotten new roommates, right?  I'd like it if you introduce yourselves to me.  Number one rule for this cabin... Don't fuck up my shit.

Follow that rule and we'll get along just fine.

Oh, by the way, thank you Reaper for the lovely Christmas present.  The rose will definitely make a nice center piece for the cabin...  Just one question...how the hell did you get the blood to stay on?  You must tell me.

[You hear a very loud scream come from cabin 7. If you try to look through your crow to see what's going on, all you'll see is the back of a bloody bedside table, but you can still hear the angry singing going on.]

You little XXX fucker!!~!
You should have died the first time!
Stop with these memoriesss!!

SQUAWKK!!

Are you recording this?~
PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA~AH!
Like I care care care!
Your stupid pecking didn't hurt at all bastard~~

...Look you shitty bird, you're pissing me off!
STOP PRYING INTO MY FUCKING HEAD AND REPLAYING MY MEMORIE~S!

[Then you hear noises that sound like a baseball bat hitting something. Do you investigate?

Ooc; Also dear mods, if I went a little over the top with this, let me know.../just a little fidgety about using the...profane language that Minatsuki usually uses]

U-um, I got out of the fucking forest and now I am in this village...I t-think it is Sheol.  Ah, this log cabin seems familiar in a way, though I cannot pinpoint why since I am still new here.

Everything looks a little torn up but I am sure I will get used to it.  Yeah right.  Like I'll get used to this dump.

T-though I f-found out I am not a-able use my Br-- I mean my a-abilities.  Can anyone t-tell me why?

Also, is a-anyone willing to show me around the town?

[All strikes are private thoughts; unhackable]

I’m sorry, b-but I don’t know where I-I am. I woke up in this s-scary forest with this really creepy bird following me. I t-think it is recording this, but I’m not sure. Can someone please t-tell me where I am?

What the fuck!? I get rid of the poison collar but now I have another? Whose sick joke is this? When I find the bastard, I will rip off his XXX balls. I swear my life is fucking cursed! First the earthquake, then prison, and now this shitty hellhole.

Plus, this fucked up bird won’t leave me alone… PUHAHAHA! It only has one eye! I bet it runs into walls. Useless useless bird.