I hate you, Snape
WHY?
WHY ARE YOU INVADING MY BRAIN, SEVERUS SNAPE? Why are you forcing me to find every scrap of shitty art and hideous fanfic that involves you? Speaking of which, WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY GOOD FANFIC OF SNAPE? Curse my shunnage of the HP fandom; now I don't have contacts! I don't know where the goods are!
Why can't I find a doujinshi involving Snape? Even if the story is crap, they usually at least have pretty arts. And sex. Sex is usually fun, even if I find the notion of Snape having sex beyond lolarious (seriously. The guy is asexual. Given the choice between sex with a bunch of supermodels and mixing potions, he'd choose potions.)
*SIGH*
WHY ISN'T JK ROWLING WRITING THE LIFE AND TIMES OF SEVERUS SNAPE RITE NAO?!
Oh yeah, and I graduated. BUT THAT CLEARLY IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS SNAPE.
WHY ARE YOU INVADING MY BRAIN, SEVERUS SNAPE? Why are you forcing me to find every scrap of shitty art and hideous fanfic that involves you? Speaking of which, WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY GOOD FANFIC OF SNAPE? Curse my shunnage of the HP fandom; now I don't have contacts! I don't know where the goods are!
Why can't I find a doujinshi involving Snape? Even if the story is crap, they usually at least have pretty arts. And sex. Sex is usually fun, even if I find the notion of Snape having sex beyond lolarious (seriously. The guy is asexual. Given the choice between sex with a bunch of supermodels and mixing potions, he'd choose potions.)
*SIGH*
WHY ISN'T JK ROWLING WRITING THE LIFE AND TIMES OF SEVERUS SNAPE RITE NAO?!
Oh yeah, and I graduated. BUT THAT CLEARLY IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS SNAPE.