I can't believe I fucking did this.
I am NOT going to be writing real people fan fiction EVER again! NOT EVEN IF THEY WANT IT! Even IF this was just a chapter from a previous, NON-real people fan fic just edited down and with the names replaced.
...Which I still need to finish. I'm only half way done on it, because I've been procrastinating a lot. Fucking hell.
"When I see you... I-I dunno. I just feel like... Fuck, I don't know! I feel really happy, I guess. I really want tot be with you all the time- which, I am, but I don't want to think about being separated even for a minute."
"M..." Jake moved himself so he was looming over Hugo's body. 'Me too.' He kissed Hugo, slipping his tongue inside of Hugo's mouth. 'I feel the same way about you, too.' He started grinding his hips against Hugo's.
Hugo broke the kiss by turning his head away slightly. "I want to hear what you think of me."
Jake blushed. "Err... Um... I..."
Hugo chuckled. "'Too. Fucking. Cute!"
"Sh-Shut up!" Jake's voice squeaked. 'Why can't I just say "me too" to him?!' He asked himself.
Hugo grabbed Jake's shoulders so he could flipped the younger nation around onto his back, so he was on top this time. "I'm going to be the one making love to you, remember?"
"It's possible to do when I'm on top. Th-Though, um..." He trailed off, embarrassed.
"Though," what? What are you trying to imply?"
"N-Nothing."
"No, it's not just "nothing." What were you trying to say?"
"It really is nothing! Never mind! I-I think I know the answer, anyway."
Hugo smirked. "So there IS something! Who knows? You could be surprised by the answer. What do you want?"
"I keep on saying, never mind! I-I shouldn't even be thinking these things!"
"What things?!" Hugo was starting to get annoyed.
"Like um... Like being curious about... B-But I shouldn't worry about it anyway. "
"I want to know now! What are you curious about?"
"The um... The feeling..." Jake blushed deeply. "O-Of being inside of someone, instead of someone being inside of you."
"Oh..." Hugo's face flushed red within seconds. "Oh! Oooh! Oh... Well, uh..."
Jake looked away.
"God. Dammit." Hugo held Jake tightly. "You are so fucking cute!" He chuckled with his face by Jake's neck. "You're too cute." He started playfully biting Jake's neck. "I want to be inside of you." He whispered.
"Then do it." Jake whispered back, spreading his legs out.
"Okay, but um, first..." Hugo got off of the bed to take his own clothes off.
"R-Right, I know that."
"I'm also going to make it easier to slide inside of you without hurting you. Well, I hope that I don't hurt you, anyway."
"It didn't really hurt the last time, which was also my first time."
Hugo smiled. "Well, just wait a second, birdie, and I'll be making you feel good." He started searching his drawers for something.
"May I say something?" Jake asked.
"Of course you may!" Hugo took out a tube of lotion and flicked it open.
"You call me "cute" all the time, so I guess it's just fair to say that I find your narcissism cute. I don't know, I guess it's just how you talk about your self."
"Yeah? Well I deserve to talk about my self like that. I AM so awesome, after all!"
"Are you aware that..." Jake shook his head with a soft smile on his face. "Never mind. That's exactly what I was talking about."
"Spread your legs out, birdie." Hugo loomed over Jake's body. He decided to slide inside of him slowly. "Fuck, Jake. You feel so good." He started thrusting in and out slowly. He slid his tongue inside of Jake's mouth. 'God...' He fought against Jake's tongue with his own. He pulled his tongue back so he could focus on thrusting in a way so he could make Jake feel good. "Fuck, Jake! I love you!"
"Wh-What?!" Jake gasped. Hugo stopped his thrusting. "Did you... Did you um... Did you... Mean that..?"
"I, uh..." He slid out of Jake. "I um..." He sat on the edge of his bed. "Well..." He stood up. "I'm going to walk around a bit, to think." He put some clothes on before walking out of the room.
Hugo's heart was pounding in his chest. 'I just said that I love him. Why did that feel... Right? I don't think I've felt this way with anyone else, though. Fuck, I don't know. I feel really good when I'm around him, and I feel empty during the few times he's not with me. Do I feel empty now?' He paused again. 'It's quiet. He's quiet, but his face alone screams, at least to me. He's so cute, and so... I don't know.' He groaned. 'I don't know!' He ran his hands through his hair. 'I don't want to hurt him by letting him know how I feel about him!' He sighed. 'Though, I guess that means that I do love him.' He stopped walking. "Alright!" He ran back to his room.
That started Jake. He sat up and stared at Hugo. He opened his mouth to say something, but he couldn't found the words to say.
"I love you. I'm sorry, but I do." Hugo told him again. "Fuck. I finally said it. God damn."
"Why are you sorry?" Jake asked. "I don't..." His face flushed red. "I don't mind. Actually, I'm pretty happy. I-I don't understand why, but I'm happy to hear that you... That you um... But n-now I'm a little confused. I'm going to have to think about th-this. I-I don't know if I'll even be able to sleep."
"I don't really mind... Not "mind," um... I'll understand, I guess is what I wanted to say. I understand if you don't return the feeling. I just wanted to let you know that I do love you. Do you still want to sleep in the same bed with me, tonight?"
"Yeah... Yeah, I still do. I like being around you, still."
Hugo sighed in relief. "Okay, good, because I don't know where I would sleep if you wanted to be alone."
Jake lied back down on the bed.
"You're gonna sleep naked? Naughty~!"
"I'm just tired." Jake groaned.
Hugo slipped into bed with Jake, and wrapped an arm around him. "Yeah, me too." He yawned. "Goodnight, Jake."
"Goodnight, l... Hugo." Jake's cheeks were dusted pink. 'I don't know if I even love him, or not... But I do really like him, and I like being around him.' He scooted back so he was pressed against Hugo's chest. 'Maybe. but maybe not. I'll know some day, just not tonight.'
I am NOT going to be writing real people fan fiction EVER again! NOT EVEN IF THEY WANT IT! Even IF this was just a chapter from a previous, NON-real people fan fic just edited down and with the names replaced.
...Which I still need to finish. I'm only half way done on it, because I've been procrastinating a lot. Fucking hell.
"When I see you... I-I dunno. I just feel like... Fuck, I don't know! I feel really happy, I guess. I really want tot be with you all the time- which, I am, but I don't want to think about being separated even for a minute."
"M..." Jake moved himself so he was looming over Hugo's body. 'Me too.' He kissed Hugo, slipping his tongue inside of Hugo's mouth. 'I feel the same way about you, too.' He started grinding his hips against Hugo's.
Hugo broke the kiss by turning his head away slightly. "I want to hear what you think of me."
Jake blushed. "Err... Um... I..."
Hugo chuckled. "'Too. Fucking. Cute!"
"Sh-Shut up!" Jake's voice squeaked. 'Why can't I just say "me too" to him?!' He asked himself.
Hugo grabbed Jake's shoulders so he could flipped the younger nation around onto his back, so he was on top this time. "I'm going to be the one making love to you, remember?"
"It's possible to do when I'm on top. Th-Though, um..." He trailed off, embarrassed.
"Though," what? What are you trying to imply?"
"N-Nothing."
"No, it's not just "nothing." What were you trying to say?"
"It really is nothing! Never mind! I-I think I know the answer, anyway."
Hugo smirked. "So there IS something! Who knows? You could be surprised by the answer. What do you want?"
"I keep on saying, never mind! I-I shouldn't even be thinking these things!"
"What things?!" Hugo was starting to get annoyed.
"Like um... Like being curious about... B-But I shouldn't worry about it anyway. "
"I want to know now! What are you curious about?"
"The um... The feeling..." Jake blushed deeply. "O-Of being inside of someone, instead of someone being inside of you."
"Oh..." Hugo's face flushed red within seconds. "Oh! Oooh! Oh... Well, uh..."
Jake looked away.
"God. Dammit." Hugo held Jake tightly. "You are so fucking cute!" He chuckled with his face by Jake's neck. "You're too cute." He started playfully biting Jake's neck. "I want to be inside of you." He whispered.
"Then do it." Jake whispered back, spreading his legs out.
"Okay, but um, first..." Hugo got off of the bed to take his own clothes off.
"R-Right, I know that."
"I'm also going to make it easier to slide inside of you without hurting you. Well, I hope that I don't hurt you, anyway."
"It didn't really hurt the last time, which was also my first time."
Hugo smiled. "Well, just wait a second, birdie, and I'll be making you feel good." He started searching his drawers for something.
"May I say something?" Jake asked.
"Of course you may!" Hugo took out a tube of lotion and flicked it open.
"You call me "cute" all the time, so I guess it's just fair to say that I find your narcissism cute. I don't know, I guess it's just how you talk about your self."
"Yeah? Well I deserve to talk about my self like that. I AM so awesome, after all!"
"Are you aware that..." Jake shook his head with a soft smile on his face. "Never mind. That's exactly what I was talking about."
"Spread your legs out, birdie." Hugo loomed over Jake's body. He decided to slide inside of him slowly. "Fuck, Jake. You feel so good." He started thrusting in and out slowly. He slid his tongue inside of Jake's mouth. 'God...' He fought against Jake's tongue with his own. He pulled his tongue back so he could focus on thrusting in a way so he could make Jake feel good. "Fuck, Jake! I love you!"
"Wh-What?!" Jake gasped. Hugo stopped his thrusting. "Did you... Did you um... Did you... Mean that..?"
"I, uh..." He slid out of Jake. "I um..." He sat on the edge of his bed. "Well..." He stood up. "I'm going to walk around a bit, to think." He put some clothes on before walking out of the room.
Hugo's heart was pounding in his chest. 'I just said that I love him. Why did that feel... Right? I don't think I've felt this way with anyone else, though. Fuck, I don't know. I feel really good when I'm around him, and I feel empty during the few times he's not with me. Do I feel empty now?' He paused again. 'It's quiet. He's quiet, but his face alone screams, at least to me. He's so cute, and so... I don't know.' He groaned. 'I don't know!' He ran his hands through his hair. 'I don't want to hurt him by letting him know how I feel about him!' He sighed. 'Though, I guess that means that I do love him.' He stopped walking. "Alright!" He ran back to his room.
That started Jake. He sat up and stared at Hugo. He opened his mouth to say something, but he couldn't found the words to say.
"I love you. I'm sorry, but I do." Hugo told him again. "Fuck. I finally said it. God damn."
"Why are you sorry?" Jake asked. "I don't..." His face flushed red. "I don't mind. Actually, I'm pretty happy. I-I don't understand why, but I'm happy to hear that you... That you um... But n-now I'm a little confused. I'm going to have to think about th-this. I-I don't know if I'll even be able to sleep."
"I don't really mind... Not "mind," um... I'll understand, I guess is what I wanted to say. I understand if you don't return the feeling. I just wanted to let you know that I do love you. Do you still want to sleep in the same bed with me, tonight?"
"Yeah... Yeah, I still do. I like being around you, still."
Hugo sighed in relief. "Okay, good, because I don't know where I would sleep if you wanted to be alone."
Jake lied back down on the bed.
"You're gonna sleep naked? Naughty~!"
"I'm just tired." Jake groaned.
Hugo slipped into bed with Jake, and wrapped an arm around him. "Yeah, me too." He yawned. "Goodnight, Jake."
"Goodnight, l... Hugo." Jake's cheeks were dusted pink. 'I don't know if I even love him, or not... But I do really like him, and I like being around him.' He scooted back so he was pressed against Hugo's chest. 'Maybe. but maybe not. I'll know some day, just not tonight.'
- Current Music:Sarcasm! by Get Scared
- Current Mood:WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!
- Current Location:SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME AND DELIMB ME FOR ACTUALLY DOING THIS!
I haven't posted anything on here for two years because I forgot my password, and the email I used apparently.
Fuck.
I DOWNLOADED THE P.T.
My boyfriend: "Tell me how it is."
Me: "HIDEO KOJIMA! THAT'S HOW!"
I think I hear a cat, though, at the same time, I'm listening to Vinny play Skies Of Arcadia...
I hear banging. I don't like this.
Anyway, you open doors by running into them, but one of them wasn't opening, so I walked away, and now it's opened again...
....Vinny's showing something to us.... Mangrate...
And my boyfriend went to bed....
SOMETHING JUST KNOCKED ON SOMETHING! NOPE NOPE NOPE! ABORT! I'LL WAIT 'TIL TOMORROW, WHEN MY BOYFRIEND GETS HOME.
NOOOOPE. THE DOOR JUST SHUT!
No, wait... Maybe if I play with Mr. Repzion's playthrough playing....
Okay, so a door just opened, and there's a child crying... I see a toilet...
OH... Somebody who kind of looks like Angela just shut the door...
Fuck! The clock radio's going off! Where's the monster?!
THERE IT IS! Kind of... It went away... Somewhere... And it's crying... And there's bugs everywhere....
Shit. That one room is opened.... Oh! A flashlight! So... Jumpscare in....
....Fuck I'm locked inside of the bathroom...
.......
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, WHAT IS THAT?!
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IT'S A FUCKING FETUS OF.... SOMETHING, IN THE SINK. IN THE FUCKING SINK.
Um.... What do I do?
....I don't like this. I DON'T LIKE THIS!
I HEAR FOOTSTEPS!
Oh... The door's opened....
The fetus has eyes. I don't know if that's a good thing, or a bad thing. I mean, does it make it worse? I dunno!
Oh yeah. The clock radio is always in 23:59... And it's on again.... Fuckfuckfuck... And a picture of someone's face got torn in half... I think it's a face, anyway.
"You can't trust the tap water?" Good to know.
204863... For what?
"Look behind you."
......No. No thank you.
.......
I don't see anything, but I hear something...
....
Okay, so um.... So um.... I used the bathroom, and during that time, my boyfriend snuck out of the room and walked into the living room. That kind of fucking scared me.
AND THEN....
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Nope. Not tonight... I'm still shaking...
TOMORROW:
....
The happy couple picture has an "X" on the woman, and it says "Gouge it out!"
"Und...." Oh. It went away. Something in German.
....I just ripped the woman's eye out, and the door opened. Eeeew.
"Forgive me Lisa, there's a monster inside of me...."
....The fetus? WAIT A SECOND!
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LISA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
SOMETHING FELL, AND MY BOYFRIEND LAUGHED AT ME.
FUCK HIM.
"I can hear them calling to me from"
Oh, the hallway's red now....
....There's a baby crying again and... And.... A box.... Hanging from the ceiling... Presumably with the baby in it...
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Aaaand the radio's talking about a man who killed his family, then himself...
Am I that man?
...WHY THE BOX THING?!
It's ALL red now. Goody. No, wait, just the first part.
I'm trying to listen, but there's PUPPIES SCREAMING AT ANOTHER DOG!
SHUDDUP!
Anyway, the bathroom door is opened again, and the fetus is still in the sink.... Oh, I just realized that the mirror is only dirty on the top side, so I can't see my face.
And now I can see that the box is actually a... A fridge? I'm not gonna make the obvious reference. It's swinging around wildy, and I don't like it.
And uh...
.... Loop, loop... OH! There's something that says.... "He lo!"
And now it's "calling to me from EL"
Aaaand now it's just "H lo"
"Hel"
"lo"
"Hell..." OOOOOOH.
"I can hear them calling to me from Hell."
....
FUCKING LOVELY.
Oh hey, it's finally midnight.... NOPE!
And the fridge is now just a light...
Well, I'm running, the pictures are just moving eyeballs, the fetus is gone, the water from the tub is gone. I didn't even think that was supposed to be important, aaaand I think I'm high as fuck.
There's a hole in the wall.... Like in 4.... WOAH! I CAN ZOOM IN AND LOOK THROUGH IT! That's actually pretty cool!
"Now it's time for the action." Fuck, I'm gonna be surprise buttsex'd.
Nope, I just listened to me murder my wife.
"No turning back now!"
...Hey, where did my flashlight go?
...The hall is well-lit, but the bathroom is dark...
......
The picture's glitching out. I am now playing Watch Dogs.
And now the devil is talking. I can't understand what he's saying, but...
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OH, UH...
...DID IT START OVER?
I HAVE THE FLASHLIGHT, SO...
BUT, UH....
I ah... Have to collect puzzle pieces?
NOPE! NOPE, SHE'S BACK! NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Oh yeah. There's drugs on the dresser... Thing...
And there's a lot of different methods to the order I do this puzzle in...
Okay, one more loop, and I'll hand the controller to my boyfriend, so he can play Infamous Second Son, and I can breathe easy now.
Oh wait.
"My voice, can you hear it?
This sign, can you read it?
I'll wait forever if you just come to me."
SHIT IS GOING ON!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
AND IT'S MIDNIGHT, AGAIN.
....I don't really know.... I think I'm going to watch other people play through this, and see if anything changes for them, and if so, compare them.
Though, people says that it's over when something laughs... Uh... And some have been playing for hours...
...Wait, there's STILL FUCKING MORE!
Okay... Wait 'til midnight, take ten steps, first laugh.
Whisper "Jarith" into the mic... Jarith? Are you Jarith? Whatever.
Wait for the controller to stop shaking.
...The phone's ringing....
"You've been chosen!"
...I've been chosen! Yay! But for wha- I hear a door unlocking.
...I saw the hallway for a second, before the cutscene started. Whoops. I guess that's something they have to work on.
"Dad was such a drag
Every day he'd eat the same kind of food, dress the same,
sit in front of the same kind of games...
Yeah, he was just that kind of guy.
But then one day, he goes and kills us all!
He couldn't even be original about the way he did it.
I'm not complaining...
I was dying of boredom anyway.
But guess what?
I will be coming back,
And I'm bringing my new toys with me."
So, Lisa was killed by her husband, when she was pregnant- forced abortion. But who are you? Are you the won who killed them? Are you the son? It would make sense for you to be the killer, but you're supposed to be dead via suicide. Is the Silent Hills title implying only two? And the second one is more like limbo between purgatory and hell? Goddamn. Genius. I love it, and I can't fucking WAIT to see what the finish project is.
I'm not even sure if THIS is going to be in the final game, but DAMN. I LOVE IT.
Fuck.
I DOWNLOADED THE P.T.
My boyfriend: "Tell me how it is."
Me: "HIDEO KOJIMA! THAT'S HOW!"
I think I hear a cat, though, at the same time, I'm listening to Vinny play Skies Of Arcadia...
I hear banging. I don't like this.
Anyway, you open doors by running into them, but one of them wasn't opening, so I walked away, and now it's opened again...
....Vinny's showing something to us.... Mangrate...
And my boyfriend went to bed....
SOMETHING JUST KNOCKED ON SOMETHING! NOPE NOPE NOPE! ABORT! I'LL WAIT 'TIL TOMORROW, WHEN MY BOYFRIEND GETS HOME.
NOOOOPE. THE DOOR JUST SHUT!
No, wait... Maybe if I play with Mr. Repzion's playthrough playing....
Okay, so a door just opened, and there's a child crying... I see a toilet...
OH... Somebody who kind of looks like Angela just shut the door...
Fuck! The clock radio's going off! Where's the monster?!
THERE IT IS! Kind of... It went away... Somewhere... And it's crying... And there's bugs everywhere....
Shit. That one room is opened.... Oh! A flashlight! So... Jumpscare in....
....Fuck I'm locked inside of the bathroom...
.......
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, WHAT IS THAT?!
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IT'S A FUCKING FETUS OF.... SOMETHING, IN THE SINK. IN THE FUCKING SINK.
Um.... What do I do?
....I don't like this. I DON'T LIKE THIS!
I HEAR FOOTSTEPS!
Oh... The door's opened....
The fetus has eyes. I don't know if that's a good thing, or a bad thing. I mean, does it make it worse? I dunno!
Oh yeah. The clock radio is always in 23:59... And it's on again.... Fuckfuckfuck... And a picture of someone's face got torn in half... I think it's a face, anyway.
"You can't trust the tap water?" Good to know.
204863... For what?
"Look behind you."
......No. No thank you.
.......
I don't see anything, but I hear something...
....
Okay, so um.... So um.... I used the bathroom, and during that time, my boyfriend snuck out of the room and walked into the living room. That kind of fucking scared me.
AND THEN....
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Nope. Not tonight... I'm still shaking...
TOMORROW:
....
The happy couple picture has an "X" on the woman, and it says "Gouge it out!"
"Und...." Oh. It went away. Something in German.
....I just ripped the woman's eye out, and the door opened. Eeeew.
"Forgive me Lisa, there's a monster inside of me...."
....The fetus? WAIT A SECOND!
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LISA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
SOMETHING FELL, AND MY BOYFRIEND LAUGHED AT ME.
FUCK HIM.
"I can hear them calling to me from"
Oh, the hallway's red now....
....There's a baby crying again and... And.... A box.... Hanging from the ceiling... Presumably with the baby in it...
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Aaaand the radio's talking about a man who killed his family, then himself...
Am I that man?
...WHY THE BOX THING?!
It's ALL red now. Goody. No, wait, just the first part.
I'm trying to listen, but there's PUPPIES SCREAMING AT ANOTHER DOG!
SHUDDUP!
Anyway, the bathroom door is opened again, and the fetus is still in the sink.... Oh, I just realized that the mirror is only dirty on the top side, so I can't see my face.
And now I can see that the box is actually a... A fridge? I'm not gonna make the obvious reference. It's swinging around wildy, and I don't like it.
And uh...
.... Loop, loop... OH! There's something that says.... "He lo!"
And now it's "calling to me from EL"
Aaaand now it's just "H lo"
"Hel"
"lo"
"Hell..." OOOOOOH.
"I can hear them calling to me from Hell."
....
FUCKING LOVELY.
Oh hey, it's finally midnight.... NOPE!
And the fridge is now just a light...
Well, I'm running, the pictures are just moving eyeballs, the fetus is gone, the water from the tub is gone. I didn't even think that was supposed to be important, aaaand I think I'm high as fuck.
There's a hole in the wall.... Like in 4.... WOAH! I CAN ZOOM IN AND LOOK THROUGH IT! That's actually pretty cool!
"Now it's time for the action." Fuck, I'm gonna be surprise buttsex'd.
Nope, I just listened to me murder my wife.
"No turning back now!"
...Hey, where did my flashlight go?
...The hall is well-lit, but the bathroom is dark...
......
The picture's glitching out. I am now playing Watch Dogs.
And now the devil is talking. I can't understand what he's saying, but...
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OH, UH...
...DID IT START OVER?
I HAVE THE FLASHLIGHT, SO...
BUT, UH....
I ah... Have to collect puzzle pieces?
NOPE! NOPE, SHE'S BACK! NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Oh yeah. There's drugs on the dresser... Thing...
And there's a lot of different methods to the order I do this puzzle in...
Okay, one more loop, and I'll hand the controller to my boyfriend, so he can play Infamous Second Son, and I can breathe easy now.
Oh wait.
"My voice, can you hear it?
This sign, can you read it?
I'll wait forever if you just come to me."
SHIT IS GOING ON!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
AND IT'S MIDNIGHT, AGAIN.
....I don't really know.... I think I'm going to watch other people play through this, and see if anything changes for them, and if so, compare them.
Though, people says that it's over when something laughs... Uh... And some have been playing for hours...
...Wait, there's STILL FUCKING MORE!
Okay... Wait 'til midnight, take ten steps, first laugh.
Whisper "Jarith" into the mic... Jarith? Are you Jarith? Whatever.
Wait for the controller to stop shaking.
...The phone's ringing....
"You've been chosen!"
...I've been chosen! Yay! But for wha- I hear a door unlocking.
...I saw the hallway for a second, before the cutscene started. Whoops. I guess that's something they have to work on.
"Dad was such a drag
Every day he'd eat the same kind of food, dress the same,
sit in front of the same kind of games...
Yeah, he was just that kind of guy.
But then one day, he goes and kills us all!
He couldn't even be original about the way he did it.
I'm not complaining...
I was dying of boredom anyway.
But guess what?
I will be coming back,
And I'm bringing my new toys with me."
So, Lisa was killed by her husband, when she was pregnant- forced abortion. But who are you? Are you the won who killed them? Are you the son? It would make sense for you to be the killer, but you're supposed to be dead via suicide. Is the Silent Hills title implying only two? And the second one is more like limbo between purgatory and hell? Goddamn. Genius. I love it, and I can't fucking WAIT to see what the finish project is.
I'm not even sure if THIS is going to be in the final game, but DAMN. I LOVE IT.
- Current Mood:SCARED SHITLESS
- Current Location:One of the Silent Hills.
My boyfriend downloaded this last night, so while he's at work, I'm gonna steal his Vita and play... This.
Oh, don't try to coax me in with the noises I know and love!
Garlic? Goth, skin tone 1, rocker face, gothic, blue hair, girl... Red dress... Skin Tone 2...
I get this book on my birthday, apparently... Oh my God, HOWELL?! HE'S NOT CREE... Well, okay, he is.
...
"Literally every memory I have is written in these pages... So let's rewrite it and see what happens." What... The fuck.
"Derek, zone 1..." Is he a boyfriend or something?
What the fuck- I'm already THERE?! And a page is just sitting there...
"Finally got news on the big promotion--they gave it to Derek." Oh. "I'm a little disappointed. I know he's been here longer, but I worked so hard these past few months. It was probably dumb to get my hopes up."
OHSHIT, IT'S VALTIEL! Wait a second... Am I starting a fucking CONVERSATION WITH VALTIEL?!
"Standing before you is the creature Valtiel," Yes, I know that. "caretaker of this realm" I know that, too. Aaaand I lost it, JUST BECAUSE I was trying to get the Vita to not sleep on me.
What the Hell is this..? Hitting a monster causes NUMBERS TO POP UP! Is this supposed to be a fucking RPG?! And WHAT is with the double head?!
And... The TV is connected to a security camera, and Derek stole money... Or maybe I did with his card... TOO. FUCKING. SUBTLE, GAME!
There's CHALLENGE ROOMS IN THIS GAME?! VISIBLE KARMA?! "Memory residue?"
You can SEE the monster's hit points in bar form!
"SHARED DREAMS
When two peoples' lives intertwine in a specific way, they can often share dream experiences. When this occurs, one person will enter the dreamcape of the other.
But be careful when experimenting, dream-walkers. If one person's memories conflict with another's, the two will clash violently. It takes a very strong will to subdue another's truth and assert his or her own perceived reality."
"Level up..." I just fucking leveled up... In a SILENT HILL GAME.
"KARMA..." You know... I just don't feel like bothering with this one...
There's... A map, in the bottom left side of the screen...
"Zone 2." And it's still Derek.
Here's Valtiel again!
"A butcher hunts" OH COME FUCKING ON! "these woods, rending flesh as he goes. Eviscerate this beast to claim his deadly tool." So basically, Valtiel sends you off on fucking MISSIONS.
Air screamers? Really?
I'm in this crying kid's room, and she has blocks on the table. Of course, the ONLY numbers on them is "6," making "666..."
Huh... So according to this thing that I'm not gonna copy down, that's a bad part of my life..?
That was supposed to be me?! Why the fff... At LEAST let me figure that out BY MYSELF, GAME!
WHAT IS WITH THE BUTCHER'S VOICE?! WHO IS THIS PERSON?!
"EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS
Name: Derek Copeland
Derek is a hard worker and knows his way around. He's well versed in every department, and I can trust him to..." And I had a fucking itch. OF COURSE I DID.
And the Butcher died with the weapon. That's fucking wonderful...
No wait. Valtiel gave it to me... How?-
*Sigh* I have to get different items to progress, and by "different," I mean they're all the same, but in different colors...
This game... Pisses me off.
"Mr. Galvin," ...EILEEN'S LAST NAME IS GALVIN! I don't know if I want to actually get excited about this, to be honest...
"Just wanted to give you a heads up, I'm going to be about an hour late today. My alarm didn't go off or something--slept late. I'm really sorry-- it won't happen again. I'm hurrying as fast as I can. thanks for understanding (hope you check your Email!) -Derek"
Dude... Howell opened up a store, in Silent Hill... AFTER ALESSA GOT TO IT! And he was waiting for me! HE'S A GENIUS! A GENIUS!
A "Sword of Obedience..." I just picked up a fucking SWORD OF OBEDIENCE. I can fucking SELL IT for ONLY a thousand gold... WHICH IS A PROBLEM IN ITSELF! Buuut I still like my theory that Howell, is just a fucking GENIUS!
"Derek
Fire Guardian"
LET ME FUCKING- YEP!
A fire sword.... I got a FIRE SWORD. That WOULD be cool, if this is a FANTASY SERIES!
...What do I do now? Is this the end of the demo? Oh, nope. Note.
"Big news at work today--I got the promotion! I was positive they were going to choose Derek, but apparently they're transferring him to a different store instead."
"It actually WORKED!" =D
So... I re-wrote that I actually got the promotion, instead?
Wow... Where do I begin with this?
...My boyfriend ACTUALLY bought Resident Evil 2 and Final Fantasy Tactics?! I TOLD HIM TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS!
...OH WELL! I'll complain and rant about this game later. I'M GONNA FILL MY BRAIN WITH HAPPIES!
Oh, don't try to coax me in with the noises I know and love!
Garlic? Goth, skin tone 1, rocker face, gothic, blue hair, girl... Red dress... Skin Tone 2...
I get this book on my birthday, apparently... Oh my God, HOWELL?! HE'S NOT CREE... Well, okay, he is.
...
"Literally every memory I have is written in these pages... So let's rewrite it and see what happens." What... The fuck.
"Derek, zone 1..." Is he a boyfriend or something?
What the fuck- I'm already THERE?! And a page is just sitting there...
"Finally got news on the big promotion--they gave it to Derek." Oh. "I'm a little disappointed. I know he's been here longer, but I worked so hard these past few months. It was probably dumb to get my hopes up."
OHSHIT, IT'S VALTIEL! Wait a second... Am I starting a fucking CONVERSATION WITH VALTIEL?!
"Standing before you is the creature Valtiel," Yes, I know that. "caretaker of this realm" I know that, too. Aaaand I lost it, JUST BECAUSE I was trying to get the Vita to not sleep on me.
What the Hell is this..? Hitting a monster causes NUMBERS TO POP UP! Is this supposed to be a fucking RPG?! And WHAT is with the double head?!
And... The TV is connected to a security camera, and Derek stole money... Or maybe I did with his card... TOO. FUCKING. SUBTLE, GAME!
There's CHALLENGE ROOMS IN THIS GAME?! VISIBLE KARMA?! "Memory residue?"
You can SEE the monster's hit points in bar form!
"SHARED DREAMS
When two peoples' lives intertwine in a specific way, they can often share dream experiences. When this occurs, one person will enter the dreamcape of the other.
But be careful when experimenting, dream-walkers. If one person's memories conflict with another's, the two will clash violently. It takes a very strong will to subdue another's truth and assert his or her own perceived reality."
"Level up..." I just fucking leveled up... In a SILENT HILL GAME.
"KARMA..." You know... I just don't feel like bothering with this one...
There's... A map, in the bottom left side of the screen...
"Zone 2." And it's still Derek.
Here's Valtiel again!
"A butcher hunts" OH COME FUCKING ON! "these woods, rending flesh as he goes. Eviscerate this beast to claim his deadly tool." So basically, Valtiel sends you off on fucking MISSIONS.
Air screamers? Really?
I'm in this crying kid's room, and she has blocks on the table. Of course, the ONLY numbers on them is "6," making "666..."
Huh... So according to this thing that I'm not gonna copy down, that's a bad part of my life..?
That was supposed to be me?! Why the fff... At LEAST let me figure that out BY MYSELF, GAME!
WHAT IS WITH THE BUTCHER'S VOICE?! WHO IS THIS PERSON?!
"EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS
Name: Derek Copeland
Derek is a hard worker and knows his way around. He's well versed in every department, and I can trust him to..." And I had a fucking itch. OF COURSE I DID.
And the Butcher died with the weapon. That's fucking wonderful...
No wait. Valtiel gave it to me... How?-
*Sigh* I have to get different items to progress, and by "different," I mean they're all the same, but in different colors...
This game... Pisses me off.
"Mr. Galvin," ...EILEEN'S LAST NAME IS GALVIN! I don't know if I want to actually get excited about this, to be honest...
"Just wanted to give you a heads up, I'm going to be about an hour late today. My alarm didn't go off or something--slept late. I'm really sorry-- it won't happen again. I'm hurrying as fast as I can. thanks for understanding (hope you check your Email!) -Derek"
Dude... Howell opened up a store, in Silent Hill... AFTER ALESSA GOT TO IT! And he was waiting for me! HE'S A GENIUS! A GENIUS!
A "Sword of Obedience..." I just picked up a fucking SWORD OF OBEDIENCE. I can fucking SELL IT for ONLY a thousand gold... WHICH IS A PROBLEM IN ITSELF! Buuut I still like my theory that Howell, is just a fucking GENIUS!
"Derek
Fire Guardian"
LET ME FUCKING- YEP!
A fire sword.... I got a FIRE SWORD. That WOULD be cool, if this is a FANTASY SERIES!
...What do I do now? Is this the end of the demo? Oh, nope. Note.
"Big news at work today--I got the promotion! I was positive they were going to choose Derek, but apparently they're transferring him to a different store instead."
"It actually WORKED!" =D
So... I re-wrote that I actually got the promotion, instead?
Wow... Where do I begin with this?
...My boyfriend ACTUALLY bought Resident Evil 2 and Final Fantasy Tactics?! I TOLD HIM TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS!
...OH WELL! I'll complain and rant about this game later. I'M GONNA FILL MY BRAIN WITH HAPPIES!
Because a lot of people were requesting this. IdolCraft is a game, similar to a dating sim, I guess, where you pick up chicks to be your idols and make you money!
I just copied and pasted the "idols" and "idol disappearances" part, and edited them a little, so any grammar mistakes you find in those two sections, are not mine. *Shifty eyes*
*~IDOLS~*
Yumi
1.Talk to her infront of the Supermarket in the west city
2.Talk to her near the Diner after you talk to her the 1st time
3.Talk to her the 3rd time near your studio
Sachie
1.Enter your house at anytime afternoon she will be there
2.Talk to her near the northeast of the studio (if you didn’t see her now come back tomorrow)Sachie will ask you the question and the answer is north
3.Talk to her at the northwest city and do as the pattern Talk,Give,Talk,Give,Talk,Give,Talk,Scout
Totomi
1.Visit the building in the northwest the sport building meet her
2.Visit the building again and Give her a tennis racket obtainable from the shop east from your studio
3.Visit the building above the sport place and talk to herand give her tennis racket again(if you don’t meet her. come back to the last step)
4.Visit the sport building and give her tennis racket andtalk to her then come again and scout her
Erina & Chisato
They are school girls.
1.Talk to both of them in the east city (the MAP with the school, sushi place, and the old lady giving your idols charm.)
2.Wait until tomorrow one of them will be in the sushi restaurant in the northeast city near the school talk to her
3.Come to the city where your studio is located and you will meet one of them too
4.Come to the Karaoke Box in the northwest to meet them
5.Come tomorrow to the school and do the pattern Talk,Give,Talk,Give,Give,Talk,Scout to unlock one of them
6.Come the next day then find the last idol and do the pattern Talk,Give,Give,Talk,Scout
Bunny
1.Find an employee badge at the west mailbox in someone’s house
2.Visit the building on the east side of that house and talk to bunny
3.Keep skipping days until its raining
4.Talk to her near the soda machine in the northwest city and help her she is drunk after you helped her she willshow you 3 numbers
5.Go to the building where you meet bunny the 1st
time and go to the file in the upper left side of the buildingand enter the number6.Scout her and you have Bunny
Airi
She is the girl that sings in the garden.
1.Buy a salmon from the supermarket southwest from her house
2.Come to her house and talk to her
3.Come again in Saturday to the park at the north from the studio
4.Find her and do the pattern Give,Talk,Give,Talk,Scout
Monique
1.Wait until you get a fortune about her
2.Go to the southern part of town where the big concert building/construction site and you will see her surrounded by a bunch of guys
3.It’s a puzzle to push the guys out by going south and west until you get to the bottom then go north and east
4.Come to the house where there is a bus infront of it
5.Do the pattern Talk,Give,Give,Talk,Give,Scout
Mei
1. Wait until you get a fortune from Etsuko talking about an old lady by the sushi place. (Right MAP, with the school.)
2.Leave that place and go to another city
3.Come back and you will see Mei go talk to her
4.Come back during the weekend and she will say her cat is missing
5.Grab the ladder near the house
6.Use the ladder and you should have option to grab the cat
Kazune
Kazune:
1.Meet her in the southern part of town where you meet Monique the first time
2.Wait until tomorrow and meet her at night at the sportshop in the eastern city where a guy is following her
3.Approach that guy and Kazune will be grateful and you can scout her
Fumika
She is the Formal Idol, which means that building her trust doesn't work.
How to unlock Fumika- 1.You will see her walk in the town in the north part from the studio
2.Buy a Lighter from the merchant that goes in a random places each day.
3. Use the lighter at the fireplace and you will receive a key to the basement
4.Use the key at the basement and find an old picture of Fumika. Give it to her and scout her and you have Fumika
Nanako
1.Talk to her before night in the restaurant or go to the park if you didn’t find her and do the pattern- Give,Talk,Give,Talk,Give,Scout
~MERCHANT ITEMS (and what they do!)~
Stylish Shoes- "People on the street are more likely to give clues."
Soft Pillows- "Increases the amount of health restored each night"
Cigarette Lighter- "It might be useful if you need to start a fire." *EVENT ITEM*
Spiked Mallet- "Cann be used to smash BARRELS!" (Once you have this, SMASH EVERY BARREL YOU CAN FIND!! BARRELS!)
Herbal Tea- "30% chance for a critical voice lesson." (She'll gain 10, instead of 4)
Party Dresses- "30% chance for a critical dance lesson."
Yellow Golf Bag- "Gift inventory size si increased by 4 slots."
Travel Coupons- "Reduces the cost of vacations."
Business Book Set- "Yield 120% profit from CD and DVD sales."
Teddy of Trust- "Trust of teh owner of this bear will never fall below 1." (Because you can trust ANYONE if they give you a teddy bear!)
Metal Detector- "Uncover bried treasure if you're lucky."
Vanity Mirrors- "Decreases the rate at which confidence can drop."
Aaaaand that's as far as I have ever gotten with that guy.
*IDOL DISAPPEARANCES!*-
I found SACHIE at the first blue-roofed house when you go to the left out of the map.
Airi:- Just outside the studio, getting a breath of fresh air
- In the park, north-east corner
Bunny:- In the house next to her former office (where you stole the key from the mailbox)
- Looking for alcohol in the studio basement
Chisato:- Singing in the karaoke lounge (only open after 3 p.m.)
- Surrounded by creeps (with Erina) outside the studio
Erina:- In her friend's house (just north of the supermarket, to the left of Airi's house garden)
- Surrounded by creeps (with Chisato) outside the studio
Fumika:- At her friend's house (blue roof with two TV antennas, above the data entry job house on the fitness center map)
- Subbing in for Masato at the studio reception desk
- Looking at dresses in the studio basement
Kazune:- At the fitness center, talking to the guy behind the counter(her ex-boyfriend)
- Outside the studio dorm, smoking.
I also found YUMI in the restuarant, and outside the studio.
Mei: Probably behind her grandmother's house. (Go to the lower right part of the map you start on. It will be the biggest house there.)
Also, I found her in the basement, once. (Requires a LIGHTER to get there.)
Nanako: First blue-roofed house to the right of the MAP you start on.
THE ACTUAL THING~!
After skipping through the intro, you can now control Hiroki! Yay~!!! Let me start by telling you what the buildings do!
The building you start in, is your Idol studio, with three girls who train the girls and do all of the boring parts.
The building to your left, is where you can change your name.
The building under that, is unimportant to you at this second.
The building to the right of THAT, with the blue roof and mailbox, is a pet-sitting job, which pays you fourty bucks!
Next to THAT building is a restuarant! We'll get to that later.
To the right of that, is nothing right now... Or... Ever...
To the north is also unimportant right now...
You know what? I'll just tell you where to go whenever it comes to that.
If you are going to cheat, then go north, into the park. You will see a red gate thing, leading you to the right, where there's a bush hiding. The password is- "S A K A I," or Sakai.
If you are NOT going to cheat, however, than follow along! It's 12:12 right now. X3
Also, if you're going to cheat, you can go to the northern left side, right next to the park, and knock on that door THREE times to get an unlimited calender mode.
SKIP THIS IF YOU ARE CHEATING! IF YOU ARE NOOOT CHEATING, THAN READ ALL OF THIS!
ANYWAY, there's multiple secrets to getting money WITHOUT cheating. Go to the left, into the next map... Waaaaaay left, and there's an abandoned, gray building. Go to the VERY top corner of the building, and then make Hiroki go "right." I think the amount of money is random, but still. MONEY!
Talk to her TWICE. Leave, and go... Right, into the next map, and then right again. You will have to go south before going to the next map on the right.
Go north, and you will see a huge building. UNIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW! Go to the building to the right, and buy "inarizushi."
NOW GO SOUTH FROM THE BIG-ASS BUILDING! You will see a LADDER with a pot on top of it. THAT POT HAS MONEY IN IT! I got fourty.
GO TO THE MAP WITH THE PARK IN IT, (upper right) AND PAY THE THREE BUCKS TO GO INTO THE BUILDING WITH THE GATE! THERE'S MONEY IN THE POT!
Go to the left map, and then north. You see that blond dude guarding all of those pots? Keep talking to him until you have the option to give him food. Give him the "inarizushi."
BUT WAIT! YOU CAN ONLY DO THIS ONCE, AND SOMETIMES, THERE WILL BE NECKLACES BEHIND HIM! I would actually suggest WAITING, unless you are VERY desperate for the money!
YOU CAN ALSO FIND MONEY BEHIND BUILDINGS!
AND BIRDIES! WHENEVER YOU SEE A BADMITTON.... Batmitton..? WHATEVER, BIRDIE, AND GIVE IT TO ONE OF THE THREE GIRLS YOU KIND OF START WITH, SHE WILL GIVE YOU MONEY!
You see, the first one you give to her, she will give you ten bucks. Second, twenty bucks. Third, fourty, fifth, eighty, and so on.
AND ALSO, THERE'S A SECRET PASSAGE TO THE SOUTH OF THE PARK! You will see a block of... Grass, in the trees.
GO TO THE LITTLE... Indent? AND PUSH UP! YOU'RE WELCOME!
NOW YOU CAN CONTINUE, IF YOU ARE CHEATING, or... Whatever.
SECRETS~!
THERE'S ANOTHER SECRET, though it really doesn't get you money... BUT ITEMS SOMETIMES, AT THE SOUTH OF THE MAP WHERE YOU START OUT IN! There's construction going on.
GO TO THE END OF THE LINE OF TREES UNDER THE GUY, AND PUSH AGAINST THE TREES! YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY PASS THROUGH THE TREES AND INTO THE SITE!
ANOTHER SECRET, IS ONCE YOU ARE IN THE SITE, GO TO THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER, AND PUSH FORWARD!
NOW, AT THE MAP WITH THE BIG PLACE AND SUSHI... AND THE SCHOOL, GO TO THE CORNER OF THE BLUE AND WHITE ROOFED BUILDING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN, THE FIRST ONE, AND PUSH DOWN!
NOW, I'M GOING TO CONTINUE PLAYING, WITH THE CHEATING, SO... SO YOU MAY BE A FEW DAYS BEHIND, BUT THAT IS NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM!
APRIL 05! (Wed)
WHEN YOU START, GO TO THE MAP ON THE RIGHT!
Look for, and then talk to the pink haired girl twice.
You don't HAVE to have her, considering that she has NO SKILLS to start with, but she's easy, and she's free. I'm going to get her, because I'm going for all of the "cutest" girls this time.
Go a bit more to the right, past the garden... Like... Thing... And look in the mailbox of the red and white roofed house. Now you have an employees badge! =D
Go to the building on the RIGHT of the building where you got that from, and you will probably meet a girl in a bunny suit... Her name is "Keiko," but everybody calls her "Bunny."
Go BACK to the map with the studio, and find "Yumi," the pink-haired girl again. (She should be somewhere south of the studio.) Talk to her TWICE!
NOW GO IN TO THE SMALLER PART OF THE STUDIO! Sachie will crash into you! YAY~! Again, I think she doesn't start out with anything, BUTWHATEVER!
Go back outside, and Yumi, the pink haired girl, FINALLY FOUND HER WAY TO THE STUDIO! YAAAAY~!!! Talk to her, and once you have the option, you can hire, or "Scout," her. CONGRATS! YOU NOW HAVE A CUTIE AS AN IDOL, YAY!!! But you can't do anything for her until the next day.
THEN GO INSIDE OF THE BUILDING NEXT TO THE POTS AND MAZE! (Upper left) BUT ONLY IF IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY!
IF IT ISN'T WEDNESDAY, then there will be a green haired chick, in pink clothes.
SHE ALSO HAS NO TALENT TO START WITH, but whatever. Talk to her TWICE, then leave.
Now it will be too late to see Bunny again, SO GO TO THE MAP ON THE LOWER RIGHT OF THE STUDIO!
There will be two girls here. ERINA and CHISATO.
ERINA has this... Turquios-ish blue ribbon in her hair... You know what? I'll just take a screen shot of her.
CHISATO has these light-brownish piggy tails... BUT I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SEE HER YET!
NOW IT SHOULD BE DARK! EXCELLENT! Run to the SOUTH OF THE MAP WITH THE STUDIO! There will be some construction, AND A PURPLE HAIRED LADY!
HER NAME IS KAZUNE! TALK TO HER TWICE! She will yell at you. NOW, GO TO SLEEP!
APRIL 06 (Thur)
TRAIN YUMI IN SOMETHING! I decided on singing, because the other girl ISN'T THERE! D= (Talk to the blonde chick.)
SAVE, AND THEN GO SEARCH FOR A SHADY GUY WITH A HAT! You'll know the one when you see him! ALSO, REMEMBER WHERE YOU FIND ANY ITEMS, IF ANY, BUT DON'T SAVE YET!
Below are some screenshots of where I found the guy.
1. At the MAP to the LEFT of WHERE YOU START. GO ALL THE WAY TO THE LOWER LEFT.
2. Go RIGHT from the STUDIO.
3. UPPER LEFT MAP with the GYM and the BUS. WALK ALONG THE RIGHT SIDE TO THE MAP UNTIL YOU SEE THE BUS.
4. NORTH OF THE STUDIO. (A little right, I think.)
5. Go SOUTH of the map where you start, into the CONSTRUCTION SITE.
6. Go to the MAP on the RIGHT of the one you START ON. It's under the SCHOOL. (The map with the school, sushi place, and the old charm lady.)
7. Right NEXT TO the OLD CHARM LADY'S HOUSE in the map to the RIGHT OF WHERE YOU START. (Also next to the Sushi Parlor thing.)
8. Go along the SOUTH SIDE of the map to the LEFT of the map WHERE YOU START IN.
9. Go to the UPPER RIGHT map, WITH THE PARK. (It's under the park.) You will need to pay 3 bucks to get back there, but... Whatever.
10. Go to the UPPER LEFT MAP, with the GYM and the BUS. There will be FOUR houses in the MIDDLE(-ish) OF THAT MAP. He'll be BEHIND one of those houses.
11. In the map TO THE LEFT of WHERE YOU START. It's RIGHT UNDER the little garden. (Below Airi's house. It has a red gate thing... You can't miss it, once you find it.)
12. UPPER RIGHT MAP FROM WHERE YOU START. (The one with the PARK in it.) WALK NORTH (or south, depending on where you are, I guess) ALONG THE LEFT SIDE OF THAT MAP.
13. LEFT MAP OF WHERE YOU START. (Airi's house and garden...) WALK TO THE UPPER LEFT CORNER OF THAT MAP.
14. SAME MAP AS ABOVE, BELOW THE BLUE-ROOFED HOUSE. (Which is next to AIRI'S house...) IT'S THE SUPERMARKET.
15. RIGHT next to the Sushi Parlor. (RIGHT MAP from where you start. Go north.)
IF YOU FIND THE GUY, THEN QUIT, AND LOAD AGAIN! Go straight where you found the guy, and buy whatever the fuck he's selling. THE ITEMS ARE USEFULL!
IF YOU DIDN'T, QUIT ANYWAY, AND THEN GRAB THE ITEMS YOU FOUND!
Now, remember where you first met Bunny? No? Good. Go there. Talk to her TWICE, until you have the option to either TALK, GIVE, SCOUT, or "BYE." XD You can NOT scout her yet, BUUUT you can do an event later on!
NOW, go to the smaller part of the studio, and Yumi should be done with her vocal lessons.
YOU CAN GIVE YUMI FOOD TO ENERGIZE HER, (there's a convienant store selling rice balls and lunch boxes to the right of the building) and get Etsuko to train her again!
NOW, GO TO THE UPPER RIGHT OF THE MAP YOU ARE ON!
Sachie will be there, confused... Talk to her, and say that the manga cafe thing is TO THE NORTH! Her trust in you will grow by twenty!
NOW GO TO THE PLACE WITH THE SCHOOL AND FIND CHISATO! (Below.)
TALK TO HER TWICE, AND THEN LEAVE THE MAP!
NOW, GO TO THE GYM, (upper left, next to the maze) AND TALK TO THE GREEN HAIRED, PINK-CLOTHED CHICK, TWICE!
It should be dark by now. GREAT! You will see Kazune (purple haired girl) walking from the construction site TO THE SOUTH OF THE STUDIO!
TALK TO HER, ONCE, AND THEN LOOK INSIDE OF THE BUILDING THAT SHE WENT INTO, if you have enough time. I didn't.
APRIL 07 (Fri)
GO TO THE CONVIENANT STORE, BUY BENTOU, AND GIVE THAT TO YUMI! GET ETSUKO TO TRAIN HER, AND THEN LEAVE AND SAVE!
IGNORE ALL EVENTS, FOR NOW, AND THEN LOOK FOR THAT ONE GUY! HE'LL HIDE BEHIND BUILDINGS, SOMETIMES! IN FACT, THAT'S WHERE I FOUND HIM!
QUIT, BUY HIS SHIT, AND THEN GO TO THE LOWER LEFT MAP! There will be a cutscene.
FROM THE HOUSE WHERE THAT SINGING GIRL IS, GO SOUTH, AND THEN LEFT, AND THEN BUY SOME "SALMON."
KNOCK ON THE DOOR WHERE THAT CHICK IS, and her crazy grandpa will ask about the fish. Say "YES," and then you can talk to Airi!
TALK TO HER, TWICE! My God, I love her! SHE STARTS OUT WITH 25 VOCAL!
GO TO THE MAP WITH THE STUDIO! GO TO THE BUILDING ABOVE IT AND BUY A FEW PURSES!
AND THEN GO SOUTH, INTO THE CONSTRUCTION SITE, FOR ANOTHER CUTSCENE WITH BUNNY!
GO KNOCK ON THE DOOR, AND YOU'LL AUTOMATICALLY BE ON THE ROOF!
TALK TO HER TWICE, and her TRUST for you will go up by fifteen!
LEAVE FROM THE CHIMNEY, you crazy person, AND GO TO THE MAP WITH THE SCHOOL! (Lower right.)
GO UP UNTIL YOU REACH THE SUSHI PLACE. ERINA WILL BE STANDING IN FRONT OF IT. TALK TO HER, TWICE, AND THEN LEAVE THIS MAP FOR A CUTSCENE!
I don't think you have to talk to her, but sorry if I'm wrong. ^^;;
It should be dark now. HOPEFULLY YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO SEE KAZUNE, DANCING IN THAT ONE BUILDING SHE GOES INTO!
APRIL 08 (Sat)
GIVE YUMI FOOD, TRAIN HER FOR VOCAL, LEAVE, AND SAVE. LOOK FOR THAT GUY, AND ITEMS, QUIT, BUY HIS SHIT, IF YOU FOUND HIM, AND PICK UP THE ITEMS!
GO TO THE PARK and find AIRI! TALK TO HER, AND THEN GIVE HER A PURSE!
SHE IS AT THE PARK EVERY SATURDAY!
GO TO THE SUSHI PLACE, AND BUY A BUNCH OF "COMBO PLATES."
Um... Press "X" and look at the game time... If it's 15:00 or over, THEN GO TO THE MAP WHERE YOU FIRST TALKED WITH AIRI (lower left) AND GO INSIDE OF THE FIRST BUILDING ON THE LEFT!
Pay the five bucks for a cutscene.
NOW, GO IN BETWEEN MAPS UNTIL IT'S RAINING! ONCE IT'S RAINING, GO TO THE MAP WITH THE GYM! GO TO THE TOP OF THE MAP and go along it UNTIL you find THREE soda machines and Bunny, doing laps around a fire hydrant... She's drunk.
Talk to her, and you will take her home for her to sleep it off on your floor. Thaaat's nice and gentlemanly of you.
WRITE DOWN THE THREE NUMBERS THAT SHE TELLS YOU!
Then GO TO THAT BIG PLACE THAT I CALLED A RESTUARANT BEFORE ALL OF THIS, AND TALK TO THE BLONDE HAIR GIRL, TWICE! Her name is Nanako.
APRIL 09 (Sun)
Etsuko came to tell me my fortune! 'Cause... She does that.
She told me about Monique! Confused? GOOD! =D
Give Yumi food, train her vocally, save, search, quit, buy/pick up items.
GO TO THE SOUTH, and there will be a bunch of people surrounding this poor chick!
Push the guys away in this order-
Red, blue THREE TIMES, light green, orange A BUNCH OF TIMES, pink A BUNCH OF TIMES, bolded purple, and then finally bolded black, until you get to the red dot.
SHE ACTUALLY STARTS OUT WITH 25 CHARM! Or something... But you can't "scout" her yet.
THEN, if you have time, GO TO THAT BIG PLACE NEXT TO THE SUSHI PLACE! The door will be opened, and you can give any one of your idols plus fifteen in charm! =D
Leave the place, and then IMMEDIATELY go back in, to talk to the CUUUUTE girl, Mei! X3
APRIL 10 (Mon)
This time, Estuko told me about a dog. I'll explain later.
You should know the drill by down. So do it.
GO TO THE MAP WITH THE SCHOOL! Talk to Erina or Chisato, if you just happen to pass by, twice.
GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE! The dog is magic. Sachie's trust in you will go up by twelve.
GO TO THE MAP WHERE YOU FIRST FOUND BUNNY AND AIRI! (Lower left)
Use a SALMON to talk to Airi. "TALK," and then "GIVE" her a PURSE. Or maybe you should flip the order around. I don't think it matters right now.
GO TO THE PLACE WHERE BUNNY WORKS AT!
GO TO THE TOP, LEFT CORNER, AND INSPECT THE CABINETS ON THE RIGHT! PUT IN THE CODE that Bunny gave you, and then you'll have "BUNNY'S EDITS."
Bunny isn't at work right now, though... At least, not in my game, so leave.
YOU CAN FIND MONIQUE IN THE BUILDING TO THE NORTH OF THE BUS (map with the gym.)
LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW FIRST, YOU PERVERT, BEFORE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR! USE RINGS (in the building SOUTH of the bus, with a mailbox) on her!
YOU CAN ALSO FIND TOMOMI IN THE GYM! You can find her in there almost every weekday, actually. I'd give her Tennis Rackets (map with the school, first building that you can see the door on.)
I kept on forgetting about her. TwT That's how much of an impact she has on me. XD
YOU CAN AAALSO FIND SACHIE DELIVERING PIZZAS IN THE MAP WITH THE PARK AND MANGA PLACE!
"TALK" to her, and you should already be able to "SCOUT" her.
YOU PROBABLY HAVE SACHIE NOW~!! =D I do.
SHE STARTS OUT WITH 20 VOCAL~! Crap. I'M GONNA TRAIN YUMI IN DANCING NAO!
APRIL 11 (Tue)
After doing the usual shit, go South.
Kazune will be walking there. You can talk and give stuff to her now, but I don't think you can scout her JUST YET...
I went to the school to seek out Chisato and/or Erina, and I'd suggest you do the same. Talk to them twice.
You can talk to Tomomi and Monique, if you want... I didn't. Instead, I just went to the studio, gave Yumi a "combo plate," and made them work again.
I was able to make Sachie work three times, by giving her a combo plate after the first two.
Oh, and also, give Bunny the "BUNNY'S EDITS," and then you can scout her, if you want! =D I didn't, though.
APRIL 12 (Wed)
THERE WAS SOMEONE HERE TO SEE MEH! =O He'll ask you if he can interview someone... If he doesn't specify, than choose your most popular girl.
If you don't get money the next day, then THEY will get some charm points instead.
GO TO THE GYM and pay to get Yumi's stamina up by ten!
NEXT, go to the school. Chisato should be there, just standing. TALK to her for an event.
Just "space" on the door until you HULK SMAAASH!
APRIL 13 (Thur)
Go to Airi. You can talk to her today. GIVE her a PURSE.
Then, go to the map with the sushi place, and the school. ERINA will be looking for something. That "something" is behind the building that ERINA is walking around. (South-ish, maybe...)
Also, sometimes, there will be a pervert, trying to go into your first Idol's room. He will offer you 300 bucks if you let him... I don't think anything bad happens to you if you take the money. I dunno. I never tried it!
Finish your Idol(s) training, give them a "COMBO PLATE," and train them again.
When it's night time, go north. Chisato will have problems with some guys. Approach them to FIGHT!!! >=D
Just use your skills until you can't anymore, and then just fight. They'll go down easily. You'll gain 180 bucks, and plus 20 trust for Chisato!
Save, and sleep.
APRIL 14 (Fri)
Whoever left will return, with some charm up. =D Give her a COMBO PLATE, so you can use her for work.
Then look for the merchant, and items... You know...
If you go South, you can see KAZUNE. You may talk to her if you want, but... Well, I'll tell you when it comes for that.
You can also talk to Tomomi and Monique in their usual spots. Just use rings and tennis rackets.
I was able to scout ERINA. She comes with 30 Vocal, 5 dancing, and 35 popularity! Yay~!
I still continued working on Sachie's voice, though, considering that she has 62/99.
APRIL 15 (Sat)
After doing the usual shit, you can find Airi in the park. Give her a PURSE, and then TALK to her.
I was also able to SCOUT CHISATO. She comes with 30 dancing skills! Plus, 5 vocal and 35 Popularity~!
At night, go to the map with the SCHOOL, and you'll see KAZUNE running away from a drunk man! Approach said man once he corners KAZUNE, and she'll kick his ass!
Her trust for you will go up by 20. =D Plus, a kiss!
APRIL 16 (Sun)
Etsuko had a fortune for me... She just told me about the old lady that you can visit on Sundays.
"Someone was also here to see me." I chose the most popular one, once again.
When you visit the old lady, she isn't there. Instead, you'll find Mei, pacing back and forth. Her grandma lost her kitty, oh noes!
Take the ladder south from that house, then go to the park.
Ru-chan, the cat, will be hiding up in a tree, at the park.
Place the ladder by the tree, to get Ru-chan~!
You'll automatically be transported into the old lady's house. Use said lady to gain one of your idol's CHARM.
TALK to MEI, and then leave.
Go to AIRI's house, use the fish, and then GIVE her the PURSE before TALKING to her.
You will PROBABLY find Sachie sitting down. Talk to her, and she'll ask you a question. Say "GOOD IDEA," and her TRUST will go up by 5.
APRIL 17 (Mon)
I got a letter from my uncle today~! He gave me 900 bucks.
And since my usual dancer is gone, I had KAORI train CHISATO in dancing instead.
Except... For some reason, Yumi was outside... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE PHOTO SHOOT!
Hehe... I have 6999 in cash right now. XD
After doing everything, you can talk to Monique, and/or Tomomi, and I think you can recruit KAZUNE if you can find her at night by the place where she works... Or behind it. Whatever.
APRIL 18 (Tues)
YUMI RETURNED FROM THE PHOTO SHOOT THAT SHE NEVER WENT TO! =D
I got 308 bucks from that.
Huh... I couldn't find anything to do, besides train my girls. I'm sure you can talk to Tomomi and Monique, though.
APRIL 19 (Weds)
After the usual shit, I was able to talk to Airi today! I decided to give her a ring instead, for a change...
I gave Yumi the extra HEALTH at the GYM, again. Also, some fan was there and invested 250 bucks. WOOHOO~! =D
APRIL 20 (Thur)
I got my fortune today~! She told me to find the MERCHANT. Also, fanmail for ERINA.
Once you find the MERCHANT, buy the LIGHTER off of him. Use said LIGHTER on the fireplace in the STUDIO for a KEY.
You can FINALLY go into the basement! (STUDIO dorm rooms. Go aaaaall the way to the right, and you'll see some stairs.
Examine the cabinet in the top, left corner, for a puzzle. The Puzzle is fairly simple.
When it's night time, make sure both ERINA AND CHISATO are NOT working, and go outside, for a FIIIIIGHT! DB< And then ANOTHER FIIIIIGHT!
You'll get 360 bucks in all. Plus 20 plus TRUST for CHISATO and ERINA~!
APRIL 21 (Fri)
I got another fortune today... I guess I'm gonna help a person in need at night? Who else needs me at night?
Whatever. There's somebody here to see me~!
I was able to SCOUT Airi today~! YAY~!! ='D FINALLY! Anyway... She comes with 25 in vocal~!
I also decided on starting a CD with Sachie, considering that she's maxed out in vocal.
Oh yeah, and you can also talk to NANAKO in the restuarant.
Well... I couldn't find anyone in need of rescuing... So...
APRIL 22 (Sat)
The recording of Sachie's CD took all day.
At night, I heard something that sounded like a mouse. SPOILER ALERT- it's a mouse.
Once again, there was "someone here to see me." I chose Yumi, once again.
APRIL 23 (Sun)
I was able to SCOUT MEI today~! Now I have six idols~! Yaaay~!!! She starts out with 20 CHARM, 10 DANCE, and 10 VOCAL!
Yeah... Apparently, getting her grandma's cat back so you can train one of your idols in CHARM makes her trust you enough with her MINOR grandaugther... OKAYTHEN.
Just pay for the "lessons," leave, come back, and she'll be there.
Oh, and I decided to start a DVD with YUMI, because she's maxed out on dancing.
Aaand... Your uncle made a peep hole in the room, justsoyouknow.you'llgetyelledatbymasayo.
APRIL 24 (Mon)
After your usual, a pretty blonde girl will start walking towards the STUDIO. Talk to her TWICE.
You know that picture from the puzzle? That's her. ANYWAY...
APRIL 25 (Tues)
Yumi had a DVD thing today. At night, I gave her perfume. Also, you can go to the second, smaller part of the building for an event with FUMIKA.
APRIL 26 (Wed)
Etsuko told me about a little boy playing in the park.
Also, somebody was here.
I decided on upping ERINA's health, this time. Also, I found the merchant guy in picture 12.
APRIL 27 (Thur)
Sometimes, when you find someone in the Restuarant, he'll be looking for his "lens." They're in the image below.
APRIL 28 (Fri)
Yumi is FINALLY ranked NUMBAH ONE~!! So, when the guy asked, I said "SACHIE." Also, I decided to start a CD for Erina, as well.
Also, you can see NANAKO today at the restuarant.
APRIL 29 (Sat)
CD recording for Erina. Gave PRAISE to everyone in the studio.
APRIL 30 (Sun)
I choose SACHIE for the "Shoot for Cute" thing. Found merchant at picture number 6. Gave SACHIE the CHARM from the OLD LADY LIVING NEXT TO THE SUSHI PLACE.
MAY 1 (Mon)
One of my idols is skipping work today?! Well, that's what the fortune said, anyway... Weird... ANYWAY.
My uncle sent me 1300 bucks. Woo!
MAY 2 (Tues)
Um... Well...
MAY 3 (Wed)
Someone saw me, I GAVE SACHIE a bottle of perfume, and I gave AIRI the extra HEALTH today.
MAY 4 (Thur)
I decided to start another CD for SACHIE to get her fame up.
MAY 5 (Fri)
Today, if you go to the MAP with the GYM in it, you can see FUMIKA walking SOUTH from the GYM. TALK to her, and you will automatically give her the photo. Now you can SCOUT her!
She starts out with 35 in VOCAL AND in DANCING, PLUS 30 in CHARM. =D
I found the MERCHANT in picture 6.
MAY 6 (Sat)
Sachie had her CD to record, so...
MAY 7 (Sun)
Somebody was yeahyeahyeah. I chose my second most popular girl.
I chose SACHIE for the CHARM up from the LADY today. (She's my second most popular chick.)
I also chose to produce a CD with AIRI this time. =3
MAY 8 (Mon)
There was somebody here to see me about a convention~!
MAY 9 (Tues)
I SENT EVERYBODY TO THE CONVENTION~!! =D Except, Airi stayed anyway for her CD production thingy... XD
MAY 10 (Wed)
I GAVE SACHIE a bottle of perfume.
I found the MERCHANT in picture number 10.
I chose MEI for the HEALTH UP.
You'll hear the "squeak" again when you go to bed tonight.
MAY 11 (Thur)
I got some fanmail for Erina today. Woo.
MAY 12 (Fri)
Etsuko tells me about a new part time job! Woo... Anyway...
Sachie's FINALLY ranked number two! So I chose my third most popular girl to do the interview thingy the next day or so. (Erina)
MAY 13 (Sat)
Um... Nothing eventful...
MAY 14 (Sun)
"I predict a celebrity event in three weeks' time!"
What?! How did Sachie go down to number... WHATAWEFJAH... So anyway, I GAVE SACHIE a bottle of PERFUME, and chose her for the INTERVIEW, AND for the CHARM UP THINGY.
There we go. All better now~! =D
MAY 15 (Mon)
I got 1300 bucks from my uncle~! =D
I found the MERCHANT in picture number 6.
I also decided to start a DVD for ERINA.
MAY 16 (Tues)
"I smell the smell of... Success!" Whatever you say, crazy lady.
I spent the day recording the DVD for ERINA. After that, I GAVE ERINA a NECKLACE.
MAY 17 (Wed)
I chose MEI, once again, for the HEALTH up thing.
MAY 18 (Thur)
Some fanmail for AIRI has arrived. WOOT.
MAY 19 (Fri)
YEAH! Erina's number three on the charts! WOOOO!
I decided to schedule a CD for MEI.
I actually don't think ranking matters as much, once three of your idols fills the top three spots. As long as your other idols makes it in the chart somewhere, I think you're good to go.
MAY 20 (Sat)
CD day with Mei. GAVE CHISATO a bottle of perfume.
MAY 21 (Sun)
You know the construction site? Well, the building is FINALLY finished! Yay~! You can't go inside of it... But, sometimes, an old lady will be staring at it, and give you some moneh~! Also, there's money behind it.
I choose CHISATO for the CHARM up thing today. Plus, I GAVE CHISATO a bottle of perfume.
And, ONCE AGAIN, I found the MERCHANT in the area with picture number 6. AGAIN.
MAY 22 (Mon)
Masayo brings you "GREAT NEWS" again. Yay~! =D I, once again, GAVE CHISATO a bottle of PERFUME.
MAY 23 (Tues)
Um... Nothing much.
MAY 24 (Wed)
I decided to have MEI gain HEALTH, again.
Also, an Idol at random will wake you up when you go to bed. LET HER SLEEP IN YOUR BED for TRUST... Somehow... Whatever.
MAY 25 (Thur)
I found the MERCHANT in the area with the picture number 14 was taken at... Err... Yeah. Whatever.
Also, Erina is slipping down the ranks, so I'm going to produce a DVD for her.
MAY 26 (Fri)
ERINA IS SAFE! =D For now... DUN DUN DUUUN...
MAY 27 (Sat)
Basically, Etsuko tells you that you're going to explore a basement tonight.
Also, Erina has a DVD recording today.
Sooooo.... You're gonna get woken up by all of your idols.
Go into the basement, and then go "in between the tables." They're covered in two blue tarps. You are welcome.
Follow this path-
To a MINI-GAME~! =D For more mice you catch, the bigger the trust for ALL of the idols. WOO! =D
MAY 28 (Sun)
I chose to up CHISATO's CHARM, after giving her a PERFUME.
MONEY 29 (Mon)
I got 225 bucks from my uncle! I also found the MERCHANT at number 15.
MAY 30 (Tues)
Uh... Nothing, really.
MAY 31 (Wed)
There was someone to ask me stuff. Also, I decided on upping MEI's HEALTH again.
JUN 1 (Thur)
FANMAIL for CHISATO~!
JUN 2 (Fri)
Etsuko tells you that the end of the game will be coming in two days "exactly!"
JUN 3 (Sat)
I... I just did whatever I could for stats.
JUN 4 (Sun)
THE END! ENJOY!
Also, everybody's popularity will go up!
MY STATS:
"NATIONWIDE POPULARITY RANKINGS
1. Yumi Watabe 831
2. Erina Yueshiro 772
3 Sachie Nohara 763
4.
5. Airi Tanaka 531
6. Mei Shimada 476
7.
8. Chisato Kawazaki 401
9.
10.
Idols being trained: 6
Idols ranking in the Top 10: 6
#1 ranked idol: Yumi
#2 ranked idol: Erina
#3 ranked idol: Sachie
CDs produced: 5
DVDs produced: 3
Dorm mystery solved: Yes A+"
I guess my uncle was pleased~!
I just copied and pasted the "idols" and "idol disappearances" part, and edited them a little, so any grammar mistakes you find in those two sections, are not mine. *Shifty eyes*
*~IDOLS~*
Yumi
1.Talk to her infront of the Supermarket in the west city
2.Talk to her near the Diner after you talk to her the 1st time
3.Talk to her the 3rd time near your studio
Sachie
1.Enter your house at anytime afternoon she will be there
2.Talk to her near the northeast of the studio (if you didn’t see her now come back tomorrow)Sachie will ask you the question and the answer is north
3.Talk to her at the northwest city and do as the pattern Talk,Give,Talk,Give,Talk,Give,Talk,Scout
Totomi
1.Visit the building in the northwest the sport building meet her
2.Visit the building again and Give her a tennis racket obtainable from the shop east from your studio
3.Visit the building above the sport place and talk to herand give her tennis racket again(if you don’t meet her. come back to the last step)
4.Visit the sport building and give her tennis racket andtalk to her then come again and scout her
Erina & Chisato
They are school girls.
1.Talk to both of them in the east city (the MAP with the school, sushi place, and the old lady giving your idols charm.)
2.Wait until tomorrow one of them will be in the sushi restaurant in the northeast city near the school talk to her
3.Come to the city where your studio is located and you will meet one of them too
4.Come to the Karaoke Box in the northwest to meet them
5.Come tomorrow to the school and do the pattern Talk,Give,Talk,Give,Give,Talk,Scout to unlock one of them
6.Come the next day then find the last idol and do the pattern Talk,Give,Give,Talk,Scout
Bunny
1.Find an employee badge at the west mailbox in someone’s house
2.Visit the building on the east side of that house and talk to bunny
3.Keep skipping days until its raining
4.Talk to her near the soda machine in the northwest city and help her she is drunk after you helped her she willshow you 3 numbers
5.Go to the building where you meet bunny the 1st
time and go to the file in the upper left side of the buildingand enter the number6.Scout her and you have Bunny
Airi
She is the girl that sings in the garden.
1.Buy a salmon from the supermarket southwest from her house
2.Come to her house and talk to her
3.Come again in Saturday to the park at the north from the studio
4.Find her and do the pattern Give,Talk,Give,Talk,Scout
Monique
1.Wait until you get a fortune about her
2.Go to the southern part of town where the big concert building/construction site and you will see her surrounded by a bunch of guys
3.It’s a puzzle to push the guys out by going south and west until you get to the bottom then go north and east
4.Come to the house where there is a bus infront of it
5.Do the pattern Talk,Give,Give,Talk,Give,Scout
Mei
1. Wait until you get a fortune from Etsuko talking about an old lady by the sushi place. (Right MAP, with the school.)
2.Leave that place and go to another city
3.Come back and you will see Mei go talk to her
4.Come back during the weekend and she will say her cat is missing
5.Grab the ladder near the house
6.Use the ladder and you should have option to grab the cat
Kazune
Kazune:
1.Meet her in the southern part of town where you meet Monique the first time
2.Wait until tomorrow and meet her at night at the sportshop in the eastern city where a guy is following her
3.Approach that guy and Kazune will be grateful and you can scout her
Fumika
She is the Formal Idol, which means that building her trust doesn't work.
How to unlock Fumika- 1.You will see her walk in the town in the north part from the studio
2.Buy a Lighter from the merchant that goes in a random places each day.
3. Use the lighter at the fireplace and you will receive a key to the basement
4.Use the key at the basement and find an old picture of Fumika. Give it to her and scout her and you have Fumika
Nanako
1.Talk to her before night in the restaurant or go to the park if you didn’t find her and do the pattern- Give,Talk,Give,Talk,Give,Scout
~MERCHANT ITEMS (and what they do!)~
Stylish Shoes- "People on the street are more likely to give clues."
Soft Pillows- "Increases the amount of health restored each night"
Cigarette Lighter- "It might be useful if you need to start a fire." *EVENT ITEM*
Spiked Mallet- "Cann be used to smash BARRELS!" (Once you have this, SMASH EVERY BARREL YOU CAN FIND!! BARRELS!)
Herbal Tea- "30% chance for a critical voice lesson." (She'll gain 10, instead of 4)
Party Dresses- "30% chance for a critical dance lesson."
Yellow Golf Bag- "Gift inventory size si increased by 4 slots."
Travel Coupons- "Reduces the cost of vacations."
Business Book Set- "Yield 120% profit from CD and DVD sales."
Teddy of Trust- "Trust of teh owner of this bear will never fall below 1." (Because you can trust ANYONE if they give you a teddy bear!)
Metal Detector- "Uncover bried treasure if you're lucky."
Vanity Mirrors- "Decreases the rate at which confidence can drop."
Aaaaand that's as far as I have ever gotten with that guy.
*IDOL DISAPPEARANCES!*-
I found SACHIE at the first blue-roofed house when you go to the left out of the map.
Airi:- Just outside the studio, getting a breath of fresh air
- In the park, north-east corner
Bunny:- In the house next to her former office (where you stole the key from the mailbox)
- Looking for alcohol in the studio basement
Chisato:- Singing in the karaoke lounge (only open after 3 p.m.)
- Surrounded by creeps (with Erina) outside the studio
Erina:- In her friend's house (just north of the supermarket, to the left of Airi's house garden)
- Surrounded by creeps (with Chisato) outside the studio
Fumika:- At her friend's house (blue roof with two TV antennas, above the data entry job house on the fitness center map)
- Subbing in for Masato at the studio reception desk
- Looking at dresses in the studio basement
Kazune:- At the fitness center, talking to the guy behind the counter(her ex-boyfriend)
- Outside the studio dorm, smoking.
I also found YUMI in the restuarant, and outside the studio.
Mei: Probably behind her grandmother's house. (Go to the lower right part of the map you start on. It will be the biggest house there.)
Also, I found her in the basement, once. (Requires a LIGHTER to get there.)
Nanako: First blue-roofed house to the right of the MAP you start on.
THE ACTUAL THING~!
After skipping through the intro, you can now control Hiroki! Yay~!!! Let me start by telling you what the buildings do!
The building you start in, is your Idol studio, with three girls who train the girls and do all of the boring parts.
The building to your left, is where you can change your name.
The building under that, is unimportant to you at this second.
The building to the right of THAT, with the blue roof and mailbox, is a pet-sitting job, which pays you fourty bucks!
Next to THAT building is a restuarant! We'll get to that later.
To the right of that, is nothing right now... Or... Ever...
To the north is also unimportant right now...
You know what? I'll just tell you where to go whenever it comes to that.
If you are going to cheat, then go north, into the park. You will see a red gate thing, leading you to the right, where there's a bush hiding. The password is- "S A K A I," or Sakai.
If you are NOT going to cheat, however, than follow along! It's 12:12 right now. X3
Also, if you're going to cheat, you can go to the northern left side, right next to the park, and knock on that door THREE times to get an unlimited calender mode.
SKIP THIS IF YOU ARE CHEATING! IF YOU ARE NOOOT CHEATING, THAN READ ALL OF THIS!
ANYWAY, there's multiple secrets to getting money WITHOUT cheating. Go to the left, into the next map... Waaaaaay left, and there's an abandoned, gray building. Go to the VERY top corner of the building, and then make Hiroki go "right." I think the amount of money is random, but still. MONEY!
Talk to her TWICE. Leave, and go... Right, into the next map, and then right again. You will have to go south before going to the next map on the right.
Go north, and you will see a huge building. UNIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW! Go to the building to the right, and buy "inarizushi."
NOW GO SOUTH FROM THE BIG-ASS BUILDING! You will see a LADDER with a pot on top of it. THAT POT HAS MONEY IN IT! I got fourty.
GO TO THE MAP WITH THE PARK IN IT, (upper right) AND PAY THE THREE BUCKS TO GO INTO THE BUILDING WITH THE GATE! THERE'S MONEY IN THE POT!
Go to the left map, and then north. You see that blond dude guarding all of those pots? Keep talking to him until you have the option to give him food. Give him the "inarizushi."
BUT WAIT! YOU CAN ONLY DO THIS ONCE, AND SOMETIMES, THERE WILL BE NECKLACES BEHIND HIM! I would actually suggest WAITING, unless you are VERY desperate for the money!
YOU CAN ALSO FIND MONEY BEHIND BUILDINGS!
AND BIRDIES! WHENEVER YOU SEE A BADMITTON.... Batmitton..? WHATEVER, BIRDIE, AND GIVE IT TO ONE OF THE THREE GIRLS YOU KIND OF START WITH, SHE WILL GIVE YOU MONEY!
You see, the first one you give to her, she will give you ten bucks. Second, twenty bucks. Third, fourty, fifth, eighty, and so on.
AND ALSO, THERE'S A SECRET PASSAGE TO THE SOUTH OF THE PARK! You will see a block of... Grass, in the trees.
GO TO THE LITTLE... Indent? AND PUSH UP! YOU'RE WELCOME!
NOW YOU CAN CONTINUE, IF YOU ARE CHEATING, or... Whatever.
SECRETS~!
THERE'S ANOTHER SECRET, though it really doesn't get you money... BUT ITEMS SOMETIMES, AT THE SOUTH OF THE MAP WHERE YOU START OUT IN! There's construction going on.
GO TO THE END OF THE LINE OF TREES UNDER THE GUY, AND PUSH AGAINST THE TREES! YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY PASS THROUGH THE TREES AND INTO THE SITE!
ANOTHER SECRET, IS ONCE YOU ARE IN THE SITE, GO TO THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER, AND PUSH FORWARD!
NOW, AT THE MAP WITH THE BIG PLACE AND SUSHI... AND THE SCHOOL, GO TO THE CORNER OF THE BLUE AND WHITE ROOFED BUILDING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN, THE FIRST ONE, AND PUSH DOWN!
NOW, I'M GOING TO CONTINUE PLAYING, WITH THE CHEATING, SO... SO YOU MAY BE A FEW DAYS BEHIND, BUT THAT IS NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM!
APRIL 05! (Wed)
WHEN YOU START, GO TO THE MAP ON THE RIGHT!
Look for, and then talk to the pink haired girl twice.
You don't HAVE to have her, considering that she has NO SKILLS to start with, but she's easy, and she's free. I'm going to get her, because I'm going for all of the "cutest" girls this time.
Go a bit more to the right, past the garden... Like... Thing... And look in the mailbox of the red and white roofed house. Now you have an employees badge! =D
Go to the building on the RIGHT of the building where you got that from, and you will probably meet a girl in a bunny suit... Her name is "Keiko," but everybody calls her "Bunny."
Go BACK to the map with the studio, and find "Yumi," the pink-haired girl again. (She should be somewhere south of the studio.) Talk to her TWICE!
NOW GO IN TO THE SMALLER PART OF THE STUDIO! Sachie will crash into you! YAY~! Again, I think she doesn't start out with anything, BUTWHATEVER!
Go back outside, and Yumi, the pink haired girl, FINALLY FOUND HER WAY TO THE STUDIO! YAAAAY~!!! Talk to her, and once you have the option, you can hire, or "Scout," her. CONGRATS! YOU NOW HAVE A CUTIE AS AN IDOL, YAY!!! But you can't do anything for her until the next day.
THEN GO INSIDE OF THE BUILDING NEXT TO THE POTS AND MAZE! (Upper left) BUT ONLY IF IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY!
IF IT ISN'T WEDNESDAY, then there will be a green haired chick, in pink clothes.
SHE ALSO HAS NO TALENT TO START WITH, but whatever. Talk to her TWICE, then leave.
Now it will be too late to see Bunny again, SO GO TO THE MAP ON THE LOWER RIGHT OF THE STUDIO!
There will be two girls here. ERINA and CHISATO.
ERINA has this... Turquios-ish blue ribbon in her hair... You know what? I'll just take a screen shot of her.
CHISATO has these light-brownish piggy tails... BUT I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SEE HER YET!
NOW IT SHOULD BE DARK! EXCELLENT! Run to the SOUTH OF THE MAP WITH THE STUDIO! There will be some construction, AND A PURPLE HAIRED LADY!
HER NAME IS KAZUNE! TALK TO HER TWICE! She will yell at you. NOW, GO TO SLEEP!
APRIL 06 (Thur)
TRAIN YUMI IN SOMETHING! I decided on singing, because the other girl ISN'T THERE! D= (Talk to the blonde chick.)
SAVE, AND THEN GO SEARCH FOR A SHADY GUY WITH A HAT! You'll know the one when you see him! ALSO, REMEMBER WHERE YOU FIND ANY ITEMS, IF ANY, BUT DON'T SAVE YET!
Below are some screenshots of where I found the guy.
1. At the MAP to the LEFT of WHERE YOU START. GO ALL THE WAY TO THE LOWER LEFT.
2. Go RIGHT from the STUDIO.
3. UPPER LEFT MAP with the GYM and the BUS. WALK ALONG THE RIGHT SIDE TO THE MAP UNTIL YOU SEE THE BUS.
4. NORTH OF THE STUDIO. (A little right, I think.)
5. Go SOUTH of the map where you start, into the CONSTRUCTION SITE.
6. Go to the MAP on the RIGHT of the one you START ON. It's under the SCHOOL. (The map with the school, sushi place, and the old charm lady.)
7. Right NEXT TO the OLD CHARM LADY'S HOUSE in the map to the RIGHT OF WHERE YOU START. (Also next to the Sushi Parlor thing.)
8. Go along the SOUTH SIDE of the map to the LEFT of the map WHERE YOU START IN.
9. Go to the UPPER RIGHT map, WITH THE PARK. (It's under the park.) You will need to pay 3 bucks to get back there, but... Whatever.
10. Go to the UPPER LEFT MAP, with the GYM and the BUS. There will be FOUR houses in the MIDDLE(-ish) OF THAT MAP. He'll be BEHIND one of those houses.
11. In the map TO THE LEFT of WHERE YOU START. It's RIGHT UNDER the little garden. (Below Airi's house. It has a red gate thing... You can't miss it, once you find it.)
12. UPPER RIGHT MAP FROM WHERE YOU START. (The one with the PARK in it.) WALK NORTH (or south, depending on where you are, I guess) ALONG THE LEFT SIDE OF THAT MAP.
13. LEFT MAP OF WHERE YOU START. (Airi's house and garden...) WALK TO THE UPPER LEFT CORNER OF THAT MAP.
14. SAME MAP AS ABOVE, BELOW THE BLUE-ROOFED HOUSE. (Which is next to AIRI'S house...) IT'S THE SUPERMARKET.
15. RIGHT next to the Sushi Parlor. (RIGHT MAP from where you start. Go north.)
IF YOU FIND THE GUY, THEN QUIT, AND LOAD AGAIN! Go straight where you found the guy, and buy whatever the fuck he's selling. THE ITEMS ARE USEFULL!
IF YOU DIDN'T, QUIT ANYWAY, AND THEN GRAB THE ITEMS YOU FOUND!
Now, remember where you first met Bunny? No? Good. Go there. Talk to her TWICE, until you have the option to either TALK, GIVE, SCOUT, or "BYE." XD You can NOT scout her yet, BUUUT you can do an event later on!
NOW, go to the smaller part of the studio, and Yumi should be done with her vocal lessons.
YOU CAN GIVE YUMI FOOD TO ENERGIZE HER, (there's a convienant store selling rice balls and lunch boxes to the right of the building) and get Etsuko to train her again!
NOW, GO TO THE UPPER RIGHT OF THE MAP YOU ARE ON!
Sachie will be there, confused... Talk to her, and say that the manga cafe thing is TO THE NORTH! Her trust in you will grow by twenty!
NOW GO TO THE PLACE WITH THE SCHOOL AND FIND CHISATO! (Below.)
TALK TO HER TWICE, AND THEN LEAVE THE MAP!
NOW, GO TO THE GYM, (upper left, next to the maze) AND TALK TO THE GREEN HAIRED, PINK-CLOTHED CHICK, TWICE!
It should be dark by now. GREAT! You will see Kazune (purple haired girl) walking from the construction site TO THE SOUTH OF THE STUDIO!
TALK TO HER, ONCE, AND THEN LOOK INSIDE OF THE BUILDING THAT SHE WENT INTO, if you have enough time. I didn't.
APRIL 07 (Fri)
GO TO THE CONVIENANT STORE, BUY BENTOU, AND GIVE THAT TO YUMI! GET ETSUKO TO TRAIN HER, AND THEN LEAVE AND SAVE!
IGNORE ALL EVENTS, FOR NOW, AND THEN LOOK FOR THAT ONE GUY! HE'LL HIDE BEHIND BUILDINGS, SOMETIMES! IN FACT, THAT'S WHERE I FOUND HIM!
QUIT, BUY HIS SHIT, AND THEN GO TO THE LOWER LEFT MAP! There will be a cutscene.
FROM THE HOUSE WHERE THAT SINGING GIRL IS, GO SOUTH, AND THEN LEFT, AND THEN BUY SOME "SALMON."
KNOCK ON THE DOOR WHERE THAT CHICK IS, and her crazy grandpa will ask about the fish. Say "YES," and then you can talk to Airi!
TALK TO HER, TWICE! My God, I love her! SHE STARTS OUT WITH 25 VOCAL!
GO TO THE MAP WITH THE STUDIO! GO TO THE BUILDING ABOVE IT AND BUY A FEW PURSES!
AND THEN GO SOUTH, INTO THE CONSTRUCTION SITE, FOR ANOTHER CUTSCENE WITH BUNNY!
GO KNOCK ON THE DOOR, AND YOU'LL AUTOMATICALLY BE ON THE ROOF!
TALK TO HER TWICE, and her TRUST for you will go up by fifteen!
LEAVE FROM THE CHIMNEY, you crazy person, AND GO TO THE MAP WITH THE SCHOOL! (Lower right.)
GO UP UNTIL YOU REACH THE SUSHI PLACE. ERINA WILL BE STANDING IN FRONT OF IT. TALK TO HER, TWICE, AND THEN LEAVE THIS MAP FOR A CUTSCENE!
I don't think you have to talk to her, but sorry if I'm wrong. ^^;;
It should be dark now. HOPEFULLY YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO SEE KAZUNE, DANCING IN THAT ONE BUILDING SHE GOES INTO!
APRIL 08 (Sat)
GIVE YUMI FOOD, TRAIN HER FOR VOCAL, LEAVE, AND SAVE. LOOK FOR THAT GUY, AND ITEMS, QUIT, BUY HIS SHIT, IF YOU FOUND HIM, AND PICK UP THE ITEMS!
GO TO THE PARK and find AIRI! TALK TO HER, AND THEN GIVE HER A PURSE!
SHE IS AT THE PARK EVERY SATURDAY!
GO TO THE SUSHI PLACE, AND BUY A BUNCH OF "COMBO PLATES."
Um... Press "X" and look at the game time... If it's 15:00 or over, THEN GO TO THE MAP WHERE YOU FIRST TALKED WITH AIRI (lower left) AND GO INSIDE OF THE FIRST BUILDING ON THE LEFT!
Pay the five bucks for a cutscene.
NOW, GO IN BETWEEN MAPS UNTIL IT'S RAINING! ONCE IT'S RAINING, GO TO THE MAP WITH THE GYM! GO TO THE TOP OF THE MAP and go along it UNTIL you find THREE soda machines and Bunny, doing laps around a fire hydrant... She's drunk.
Talk to her, and you will take her home for her to sleep it off on your floor. Thaaat's nice and gentlemanly of you.
WRITE DOWN THE THREE NUMBERS THAT SHE TELLS YOU!
Then GO TO THAT BIG PLACE THAT I CALLED A RESTUARANT BEFORE ALL OF THIS, AND TALK TO THE BLONDE HAIR GIRL, TWICE! Her name is Nanako.
APRIL 09 (Sun)
Etsuko came to tell me my fortune! 'Cause... She does that.
She told me about Monique! Confused? GOOD! =D
Give Yumi food, train her vocally, save, search, quit, buy/pick up items.
GO TO THE SOUTH, and there will be a bunch of people surrounding this poor chick!
Push the guys away in this order-
Red, blue THREE TIMES, light green, orange A BUNCH OF TIMES, pink A BUNCH OF TIMES, bolded purple, and then finally bolded black, until you get to the red dot.
SHE ACTUALLY STARTS OUT WITH 25 CHARM! Or something... But you can't "scout" her yet.
THEN, if you have time, GO TO THAT BIG PLACE NEXT TO THE SUSHI PLACE! The door will be opened, and you can give any one of your idols plus fifteen in charm! =D
Leave the place, and then IMMEDIATELY go back in, to talk to the CUUUUTE girl, Mei! X3
APRIL 10 (Mon)
This time, Estuko told me about a dog. I'll explain later.
You should know the drill by down. So do it.
GO TO THE MAP WITH THE SCHOOL! Talk to Erina or Chisato, if you just happen to pass by, twice.
GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE! The dog is magic. Sachie's trust in you will go up by twelve.
GO TO THE MAP WHERE YOU FIRST FOUND BUNNY AND AIRI! (Lower left)
Use a SALMON to talk to Airi. "TALK," and then "GIVE" her a PURSE. Or maybe you should flip the order around. I don't think it matters right now.
GO TO THE PLACE WHERE BUNNY WORKS AT!
GO TO THE TOP, LEFT CORNER, AND INSPECT THE CABINETS ON THE RIGHT! PUT IN THE CODE that Bunny gave you, and then you'll have "BUNNY'S EDITS."
Bunny isn't at work right now, though... At least, not in my game, so leave.
YOU CAN FIND MONIQUE IN THE BUILDING TO THE NORTH OF THE BUS (map with the gym.)
LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW FIRST, YOU PERVERT, BEFORE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR! USE RINGS (in the building SOUTH of the bus, with a mailbox) on her!
YOU CAN ALSO FIND TOMOMI IN THE GYM! You can find her in there almost every weekday, actually. I'd give her Tennis Rackets (map with the school, first building that you can see the door on.)
I kept on forgetting about her. TwT That's how much of an impact she has on me. XD
YOU CAN AAALSO FIND SACHIE DELIVERING PIZZAS IN THE MAP WITH THE PARK AND MANGA PLACE!
"TALK" to her, and you should already be able to "SCOUT" her.
YOU PROBABLY HAVE SACHIE NOW~!! =D I do.
SHE STARTS OUT WITH 20 VOCAL~! Crap. I'M GONNA TRAIN YUMI IN DANCING NAO!
APRIL 11 (Tue)
After doing the usual shit, go South.
Kazune will be walking there. You can talk and give stuff to her now, but I don't think you can scout her JUST YET...
I went to the school to seek out Chisato and/or Erina, and I'd suggest you do the same. Talk to them twice.
You can talk to Tomomi and Monique, if you want... I didn't. Instead, I just went to the studio, gave Yumi a "combo plate," and made them work again.
I was able to make Sachie work three times, by giving her a combo plate after the first two.
Oh, and also, give Bunny the "BUNNY'S EDITS," and then you can scout her, if you want! =D I didn't, though.
APRIL 12 (Wed)
THERE WAS SOMEONE HERE TO SEE MEH! =O He'll ask you if he can interview someone... If he doesn't specify, than choose your most popular girl.
If you don't get money the next day, then THEY will get some charm points instead.
GO TO THE GYM and pay to get Yumi's stamina up by ten!
NEXT, go to the school. Chisato should be there, just standing. TALK to her for an event.
Just "space" on the door until you HULK SMAAASH!
APRIL 13 (Thur)
Go to Airi. You can talk to her today. GIVE her a PURSE.
Then, go to the map with the sushi place, and the school. ERINA will be looking for something. That "something" is behind the building that ERINA is walking around. (South-ish, maybe...)
Also, sometimes, there will be a pervert, trying to go into your first Idol's room. He will offer you 300 bucks if you let him... I don't think anything bad happens to you if you take the money. I dunno. I never tried it!
Finish your Idol(s) training, give them a "COMBO PLATE," and train them again.
When it's night time, go north. Chisato will have problems with some guys. Approach them to FIGHT!!! >=D
Just use your skills until you can't anymore, and then just fight. They'll go down easily. You'll gain 180 bucks, and plus 20 trust for Chisato!
Save, and sleep.
APRIL 14 (Fri)
Whoever left will return, with some charm up. =D Give her a COMBO PLATE, so you can use her for work.
Then look for the merchant, and items... You know...
If you go South, you can see KAZUNE. You may talk to her if you want, but... Well, I'll tell you when it comes for that.
You can also talk to Tomomi and Monique in their usual spots. Just use rings and tennis rackets.
I was able to scout ERINA. She comes with 30 Vocal, 5 dancing, and 35 popularity! Yay~!
I still continued working on Sachie's voice, though, considering that she has 62/99.
APRIL 15 (Sat)
After doing the usual shit, you can find Airi in the park. Give her a PURSE, and then TALK to her.
I was also able to SCOUT CHISATO. She comes with 30 dancing skills! Plus, 5 vocal and 35 Popularity~!
At night, go to the map with the SCHOOL, and you'll see KAZUNE running away from a drunk man! Approach said man once he corners KAZUNE, and she'll kick his ass!
Her trust for you will go up by 20. =D Plus, a kiss!
APRIL 16 (Sun)
Etsuko had a fortune for me... She just told me about the old lady that you can visit on Sundays.
"Someone was also here to see me." I chose the most popular one, once again.
When you visit the old lady, she isn't there. Instead, you'll find Mei, pacing back and forth. Her grandma lost her kitty, oh noes!
Take the ladder south from that house, then go to the park.
Ru-chan, the cat, will be hiding up in a tree, at the park.
Place the ladder by the tree, to get Ru-chan~!
You'll automatically be transported into the old lady's house. Use said lady to gain one of your idol's CHARM.
TALK to MEI, and then leave.
Go to AIRI's house, use the fish, and then GIVE her the PURSE before TALKING to her.
You will PROBABLY find Sachie sitting down. Talk to her, and she'll ask you a question. Say "GOOD IDEA," and her TRUST will go up by 5.
APRIL 17 (Mon)
I got a letter from my uncle today~! He gave me 900 bucks.
And since my usual dancer is gone, I had KAORI train CHISATO in dancing instead.
Except... For some reason, Yumi was outside... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE PHOTO SHOOT!
Hehe... I have 6999 in cash right now. XD
After doing everything, you can talk to Monique, and/or Tomomi, and I think you can recruit KAZUNE if you can find her at night by the place where she works... Or behind it. Whatever.
APRIL 18 (Tues)
YUMI RETURNED FROM THE PHOTO SHOOT THAT SHE NEVER WENT TO! =D
I got 308 bucks from that.
Huh... I couldn't find anything to do, besides train my girls. I'm sure you can talk to Tomomi and Monique, though.
APRIL 19 (Weds)
After the usual shit, I was able to talk to Airi today! I decided to give her a ring instead, for a change...
I gave Yumi the extra HEALTH at the GYM, again. Also, some fan was there and invested 250 bucks. WOOHOO~! =D
APRIL 20 (Thur)
I got my fortune today~! She told me to find the MERCHANT. Also, fanmail for ERINA.
Once you find the MERCHANT, buy the LIGHTER off of him. Use said LIGHTER on the fireplace in the STUDIO for a KEY.
You can FINALLY go into the basement! (STUDIO dorm rooms. Go aaaaall the way to the right, and you'll see some stairs.
Examine the cabinet in the top, left corner, for a puzzle. The Puzzle is fairly simple.
When it's night time, make sure both ERINA AND CHISATO are NOT working, and go outside, for a FIIIIIGHT! DB< And then ANOTHER FIIIIIGHT!
You'll get 360 bucks in all. Plus 20 plus TRUST for CHISATO and ERINA~!
APRIL 21 (Fri)
I got another fortune today... I guess I'm gonna help a person in need at night? Who else needs me at night?
Whatever. There's somebody here to see me~!
I was able to SCOUT Airi today~! YAY~!! ='D FINALLY! Anyway... She comes with 25 in vocal~!
I also decided on starting a CD with Sachie, considering that she's maxed out in vocal.
Oh yeah, and you can also talk to NANAKO in the restuarant.
Well... I couldn't find anyone in need of rescuing... So...
APRIL 22 (Sat)
The recording of Sachie's CD took all day.
At night, I heard something that sounded like a mouse. SPOILER ALERT- it's a mouse.
Once again, there was "someone here to see me." I chose Yumi, once again.
APRIL 23 (Sun)
I was able to SCOUT MEI today~! Now I have six idols~! Yaaay~!!! She starts out with 20 CHARM, 10 DANCE, and 10 VOCAL!
Yeah... Apparently, getting her grandma's cat back so you can train one of your idols in CHARM makes her trust you enough with her MINOR grandaugther... OKAYTHEN.
Just pay for the "lessons," leave, come back, and she'll be there.
Oh, and I decided to start a DVD with YUMI, because she's maxed out on dancing.
Aaand... Your uncle made a peep hole in the room, justsoyouknow.you'llgetyelledatbymasayo.
APRIL 24 (Mon)
After your usual, a pretty blonde girl will start walking towards the STUDIO. Talk to her TWICE.
You know that picture from the puzzle? That's her. ANYWAY...
APRIL 25 (Tues)
Yumi had a DVD thing today. At night, I gave her perfume. Also, you can go to the second, smaller part of the building for an event with FUMIKA.
APRIL 26 (Wed)
Etsuko told me about a little boy playing in the park.
Also, somebody was here.
I decided on upping ERINA's health, this time. Also, I found the merchant guy in picture 12.
APRIL 27 (Thur)
Sometimes, when you find someone in the Restuarant, he'll be looking for his "lens." They're in the image below.
APRIL 28 (Fri)
Yumi is FINALLY ranked NUMBAH ONE~!! So, when the guy asked, I said "SACHIE." Also, I decided to start a CD for Erina, as well.
Also, you can see NANAKO today at the restuarant.
APRIL 29 (Sat)
CD recording for Erina. Gave PRAISE to everyone in the studio.
APRIL 30 (Sun)
I choose SACHIE for the "Shoot for Cute" thing. Found merchant at picture number 6. Gave SACHIE the CHARM from the OLD LADY LIVING NEXT TO THE SUSHI PLACE.
MAY 1 (Mon)
One of my idols is skipping work today?! Well, that's what the fortune said, anyway... Weird... ANYWAY.
My uncle sent me 1300 bucks. Woo!
MAY 2 (Tues)
Um... Well...
MAY 3 (Wed)
Someone saw me, I GAVE SACHIE a bottle of perfume, and I gave AIRI the extra HEALTH today.
MAY 4 (Thur)
I decided to start another CD for SACHIE to get her fame up.
MAY 5 (Fri)
Today, if you go to the MAP with the GYM in it, you can see FUMIKA walking SOUTH from the GYM. TALK to her, and you will automatically give her the photo. Now you can SCOUT her!
She starts out with 35 in VOCAL AND in DANCING, PLUS 30 in CHARM. =D
I found the MERCHANT in picture 6.
MAY 6 (Sat)
Sachie had her CD to record, so...
MAY 7 (Sun)
Somebody was yeahyeahyeah. I chose my second most popular girl.
I chose SACHIE for the CHARM up from the LADY today. (She's my second most popular chick.)
I also chose to produce a CD with AIRI this time. =3
MAY 8 (Mon)
There was somebody here to see me about a convention~!
MAY 9 (Tues)
I SENT EVERYBODY TO THE CONVENTION~!! =D Except, Airi stayed anyway for her CD production thingy... XD
MAY 10 (Wed)
I GAVE SACHIE a bottle of perfume.
I found the MERCHANT in picture number 10.
I chose MEI for the HEALTH UP.
You'll hear the "squeak" again when you go to bed tonight.
MAY 11 (Thur)
I got some fanmail for Erina today. Woo.
MAY 12 (Fri)
Etsuko tells me about a new part time job! Woo... Anyway...
Sachie's FINALLY ranked number two! So I chose my third most popular girl to do the interview thingy the next day or so. (Erina)
MAY 13 (Sat)
Um... Nothing eventful...
MAY 14 (Sun)
"I predict a celebrity event in three weeks' time!"
What?! How did Sachie go down to number... WHATAWEFJAH... So anyway, I GAVE SACHIE a bottle of PERFUME, and chose her for the INTERVIEW, AND for the CHARM UP THINGY.
There we go. All better now~! =D
MAY 15 (Mon)
I got 1300 bucks from my uncle~! =D
I found the MERCHANT in picture number 6.
I also decided to start a DVD for ERINA.
MAY 16 (Tues)
"I smell the smell of... Success!" Whatever you say, crazy lady.
I spent the day recording the DVD for ERINA. After that, I GAVE ERINA a NECKLACE.
MAY 17 (Wed)
I chose MEI, once again, for the HEALTH up thing.
MAY 18 (Thur)
Some fanmail for AIRI has arrived. WOOT.
MAY 19 (Fri)
YEAH! Erina's number three on the charts! WOOOO!
I decided to schedule a CD for MEI.
I actually don't think ranking matters as much, once three of your idols fills the top three spots. As long as your other idols makes it in the chart somewhere, I think you're good to go.
MAY 20 (Sat)
CD day with Mei. GAVE CHISATO a bottle of perfume.
MAY 21 (Sun)
You know the construction site? Well, the building is FINALLY finished! Yay~! You can't go inside of it... But, sometimes, an old lady will be staring at it, and give you some moneh~! Also, there's money behind it.
I choose CHISATO for the CHARM up thing today. Plus, I GAVE CHISATO a bottle of perfume.
And, ONCE AGAIN, I found the MERCHANT in the area with picture number 6. AGAIN.
MAY 22 (Mon)
Masayo brings you "GREAT NEWS" again. Yay~! =D I, once again, GAVE CHISATO a bottle of PERFUME.
MAY 23 (Tues)
Um... Nothing much.
MAY 24 (Wed)
I decided to have MEI gain HEALTH, again.
Also, an Idol at random will wake you up when you go to bed. LET HER SLEEP IN YOUR BED for TRUST... Somehow... Whatever.
MAY 25 (Thur)
I found the MERCHANT in the area with the picture number 14 was taken at... Err... Yeah. Whatever.
Also, Erina is slipping down the ranks, so I'm going to produce a DVD for her.
MAY 26 (Fri)
ERINA IS SAFE! =D For now... DUN DUN DUUUN...
MAY 27 (Sat)
Basically, Etsuko tells you that you're going to explore a basement tonight.
Also, Erina has a DVD recording today.
Sooooo.... You're gonna get woken up by all of your idols.
Go into the basement, and then go "in between the tables." They're covered in two blue tarps. You are welcome.
Follow this path-
To a MINI-GAME~! =D For more mice you catch, the bigger the trust for ALL of the idols. WOO! =D
MAY 28 (Sun)
I chose to up CHISATO's CHARM, after giving her a PERFUME.
MONEY 29 (Mon)
I got 225 bucks from my uncle! I also found the MERCHANT at number 15.
MAY 30 (Tues)
Uh... Nothing, really.
MAY 31 (Wed)
There was someone to ask me stuff. Also, I decided on upping MEI's HEALTH again.
JUN 1 (Thur)
FANMAIL for CHISATO~!
JUN 2 (Fri)
Etsuko tells you that the end of the game will be coming in two days "exactly!"
JUN 3 (Sat)
I... I just did whatever I could for stats.
JUN 4 (Sun)
THE END! ENJOY!
Also, everybody's popularity will go up!
MY STATS:
"NATIONWIDE POPULARITY RANKINGS
1. Yumi Watabe 831
2. Erina Yueshiro 772
3 Sachie Nohara 763
4.
5. Airi Tanaka 531
6. Mei Shimada 476
7.
8. Chisato Kawazaki 401
9.
10.
Idols being trained: 6
Idols ranking in the Top 10: 6
#1 ranked idol: Yumi
#2 ranked idol: Erina
#3 ranked idol: Sachie
CDs produced: 5
DVDs produced: 3
Dorm mystery solved: Yes A+"
I guess my uncle was pleased~!
- Current Music:"Alienating Our Audience" by MSI
- Current Location:My bed. =3
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Status: WIP, based on a request.
Pairing(s): Turkey/Japan, Turkey/Egypt, Turkey/Romania, Turkey/Greece(?), Turkey/Bulgaria(?), Greece/Japan
Rated: M
For: Non-con, yaoi, (boy x boy) oral, masturbation, dub-con, bondage, suicide attempts(?), master/slave relationship.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8233931/1/Seni_Kiracak
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Y!Gallery- http://www.y-gallery.net/view/881910/
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Status: WIP, Human AU
Pairing(s): Germany/America, France/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, yaoi, (boy x boy) oral, masturbation, dub-con, bondage, master/slave relationship.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600053147
Y!Gallery- http://www.y-gallery.net/view/880380/
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Status: Finished
Pairing(s): Russia/Prussia, Russia/Baltics, mainly Latvia. Others mentioned.
Rated: M
For: Dub-con, non-con, shota (if you consider "Latvia" and "Estonia" as minors) torture, character death, master/slave relationship, yaoi, attempted suicide, mentions of the holocausts and WWII... Angst... Um... Everything else?
Adult Fan Fiction- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051198
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/720094/
FanFiction.net (CUT version! Recommended for weaker stomachs!) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6533469/1/So_Close_and_Yet_CUT
Fic: "Mon Romano"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): France/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, oral, yaoi, fingering...
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051200
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/746375/
Fic: "Mine Forever"
Status: Complete. Sequel to "Mon Romano."
Pairing(s): France/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, dub-con, (consensual at one point, eventually,) master/slave relationship, fingering, rim, oral, yaoi...
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051204
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/751053/
Fic: "Conquered"
Status: In progress. Sequel to "Mon Romano" and "Mine Forever"
Pairing(s): France/Romano, some Spain/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, rim, fingering, dubious consensual sex, yaoi, (man on man) toys, oral, and of course, Romano's mouth.
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/840744/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600052339
Fic: "Good Boy, Bitch" and "Relearning Trust"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): England/Spain, then France/Spain
Rated: M
For: Non-con, rim, fingering,/non-descriptive consensual sex, yaoi.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051201
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/761810/ and http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/761906/
Fic: "Becoming One" and "安全."
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): France/China, Russia/China
Rated: M/PG-16?
For: Mentions of drugs, non-con, yaoi, oral.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051202
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/724516/ and http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/731729/
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Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): France/N. Italy
Rated: M
For: Non-con, (or dub-con, if you prefer, I guess...) yaoi.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051203
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/719787/
FF.net, CUT- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6319162/1/Chienne_Pour_Un_Nuit_Cut
Fic: "Пожалуйста, не оставляй меня"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Russia/Latvia
Rated: M
For: "Shota," (if you consider Latvia as a kid) dub-con, oral, yaoi, mentions of WWII and the Holocaust, alcohol use.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/717155/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051209
FF.net "slightly" cut- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6282540/1/Slightly_cut
Fic: "When France Can't Get It Up"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): France/Estonia with some FrUK at the end.
Rated: PG-16
For: MSI lyrics... Basically.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/782931/
FF.Net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6862320/1/When_France_Cant_Get_It_Up
Deviantart- http://keiitan.deviantart.com/#/d3cr3aq
Fic: "Cecil"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): OC/England, Rapist!OC/England, Rapist!Nazi!OCs/England *orsohethinksCOUGH* and eventual France/England
Rated: M
For: Non-con, dub-con, (dubious for both partners most times) legal drug use, taking place in the uh, "holocaust..." Violence, and of course, language.
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/794826/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051701
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6979209/1/Cecil_CUT
Fic: "It's Not Stockholm! (When you're not really a prisoner)"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): Turkey/Romano, implied Turkey/Greece, and I guess Spain/Romano if you squint hard and turn your head 180 degrees.
Rated: M
For: Shota,(?) dub-con, (more con than non) implied non-con, Romano...
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/801293/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051808
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7043115/1/Its_Not_Stockholm_CUT
Fic: "Unbroken"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): France/Romano
Rated: M
For: Master/Slave relationship, non-con, dub-con, drug use, violence, Romano again...
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/798662/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051778
Fic: "11th Century Torture- The Fan Fiction"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): Rapist!OCs/France, Rapist!OCs/England, France/England
Rated: M
For: Non-con, shota, toys, and the fact that it's based off of one of Dieingcity's pictures?
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/787608/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051602
Fic: "Barbary"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Mainly Turkey/France and Turkey/Romano, but some Turkey/Scotland, and a few others along the way...
Rated: M
For: Dub-con, non-con, Yaoi, drug use, maybe some alcohol use as well...
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/811373/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051938
Fic: "Weighing Me Down"
Status: Finished... Multiple times.
Pairing(s): Germany/America, Russia/America, Turkey/America, Prussia/America, America/Belarus... *Gasp* What's this?! Russia/...LITHUANIA!? And NOT America?! -Again? Waitwut?
Rated: M
For: Non-con, dub-con, forced prostitution, MPreg, fingering, yaoi, (male on male) toys, oral.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7332112/1/Weighing_Me_Down_UPDATED
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600052123
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/824558/
Fic: "Conquered"
Status: In progress. Sequel to "Mon Romano" and "Mine Forever."
Pairing(s): France/Romano, Spain/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, (rape) dub-con, attempted suicide, suicidal!Romano, very fucking crazy!France, um... France and Romano... Yaoi, (guy on guy) hintish of hetero, if you squint.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600052339
Y!Gallery- http://www.y-gallery.net/view/840744/
Silent Hill-
Fic: "Sick"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Walter/Henry
Rated: M
For: Non-con, yaoi, oral.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/710177/
FF.net CUT- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6141401/1/Sick
Fic: "Fucked Up"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Walter/Hentry
Rated: M
For: Gun kink, yaoi, non-con, oral.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/710185/
FF.net CUT- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6176260/1/Fucked_Up
Fic: "Possessed"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): Walter possessing Eileen/Henry
Rated: M
For: Oral, torture, and... Yaoi? Or het? XD
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6188213/1/Possessed
Fic: "You Belong To Me"
Status: Finished, AU-ish.
Pairing(s): Walter/Henry
Rated: M
For: Non-con, oral, master/slave relationship, character death, yaoi, blood. (Duh.)
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/711301/
AFF- http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600086268
FF.net CUT- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6230798/1/You_Belong_to_Me_CUT_VERSION
Fic: "Rosioets, Vioses"
Status: Finished, poem
Pairing(s): James/Mary
Rated: T
For: Mentions of death by suffocation.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6190811/1/Rosioets_Vioses
Deviantart- http://keiitan.deviantart.com/gallery/27173577#/d2v6xz9
OH MAH GAWD LIVEJOURNAL!! XD- http://freak-foxy.livejournal.com/12800.html
Fic: "How Heather was REALLY Born!"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Harry/James, Travis/Alex
Rated: PG-16? Maybe NC-17?
For: Language, MPreg, yaoi, weirdness, mentions of sex, one clothed fore-play part... Um... Weirdness.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/750718/
AFF- http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600086271
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6552578/1/How_Heather_was_REALLY_born
Deviantart- http://keiitan.deviantart.com/gallery/27173577#/d34spcz
OMG LJ AGAIN!!!- http://freak-foxy.livejournal.com/14451.html
Fic: "Shatter"
Status: In progress, to celebrate Silent Hill Downpour~~!
Pairing(s): Walter/Henry
Rated: M
For: Yaoi, non-con, dub-con, just... Gay sex, character death, then life... ish. And poison.
AFF- http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600087302
Y!Gallery- http://www.y-gallery.net/view/865916/
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7974622/1/Shatter_CUT
Pokemon-
Fic: "Picture"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Jirarudan/Kenji (Lawrence III/Tracey)
Rated: M
For: Sex, yaoi, shota, creepy Oak...
FF.Net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039707/1/Picture_KinkMeme1
Fic: "Ownership Game"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Cyrus/Dawn, or maybe the other way around. Hurrhurr. 8B
Rated: M
For: Sex, unwanted molestation, attempted homicide.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039824/1/Ownership_Game_Kink6
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051690
Fic: "Cavities"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Oak/Delia, NOT Dahlia like my fingers wanted to type!
Rated: G
For: Fluffiness...
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5493019/1/Cavities
Fic: "Learning Experience"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): "Madam boss"/Giovanni
Rated: M
For: Incest, character death, non-con.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039802/1/Learning_Experiance_Kink_5
Fic: "Parallel Universe!"
Status: Finished. (Dengeki!Universe.)
Pairing(s): Misty/Kasumi
Rated: M
For: Yuri, fingering, molestation
FF.Net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039778/1/Parallel_Univirse_KinkMeme3_Oneshot
Fic: "W... What The?"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): "Evil Ash"/Ash, hinted Ash/Gary
Rated: M
For: Masturbation, "mind fuck," weirdness...
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/714449/
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039746/1/W_What_The_KinkMeme2_Oneshot
Fic: "Strike," "Property," and "Comfort"
Status: Finished. (Three sagas)
Pairing(s): Lambda/Soul (Petrel/Lyra, Lambda/Kotone, whatever)
Rated: M
For: Non-con, drug use/drug use, dub-con/attempted rape.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5909098/1/Strike , http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5962951/1/Property and http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6023832/1/Comfort
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051648
Others-
Fic: "Prophecies Can't Make Good Teams"
Fandom: Final Fantasy (I)
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): None
Rated: T
For: Language, violence, slight gore.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5442230/1/Prophecies_Cant_Make_Good_Teams
Fic: A bunch of weird stories...
Status: Ongoing, kinda.
Pairing(s): A few?
Rated: T
For: Language
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5442230/1/Prophecies_Cant_Make_Good_Teams
Fic: "So Close" April Fools Special!"
Fandom: Hetalia/Silent Hill cross-over?
Status: ...Does this one even count?
Pairing(s): Russia/Latvia, France/England...
Rated: T
For: CRACK! AND Silent Hill 4 spoilers!
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/783833/
FF.Net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6871454/1/So_Close_and_April_Fools_day_special
Fic: "Trick 27! Crossover Crack!"
Fandom: Pokemon/Air Gear cross-over.
Status: Finished(?)
Pairing(s): Sabrina/Petrel? (Tomita/Orihara(?)
Rated: M
For: Being a crappy copy of an Air Gear chapter
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5925642/1/Trick_27_Crossover_crack
Deviantart- http://keiitan.deviantart.com/gallery/27173577#/d383lxi
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Fic: "Seni Kıracak"
Status: WIP, based on a request.
Pairing(s): Turkey/Japan, Turkey/Egypt, Turkey/Romania, Turkey/Greece(?), Turkey/Bulgaria(?), Greece/Japan
Rated: M
For: Non-con, yaoi, (boy x boy) oral, masturbation, dub-con, bondage, suicide attempts(?), master/slave relationship.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8233931/1/Seni_Kiracak
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600053207
Y!Gallery- http://www.y-gallery.net/view/881910/
Fic: "American Slave"
Status: WIP, Human AU
Pairing(s): Germany/America, France/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, yaoi, (boy x boy) oral, masturbation, dub-con, bondage, master/slave relationship.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600053147
Y!Gallery- http://www.y-gallery.net/view/880380/
Fic: "So Close, and Yet..."
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): Russia/Prussia, Russia/Baltics, mainly Latvia. Others mentioned.
Rated: M
For: Dub-con, non-con, shota (if you consider "Latvia" and "Estonia" as minors) torture, character death, master/slave relationship, yaoi, attempted suicide, mentions of the holocausts and WWII... Angst... Um... Everything else?
Adult Fan Fiction- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051198
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/720094/
FanFiction.net (CUT version! Recommended for weaker stomachs!) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6533469/1/So_Close_and_Yet_CUT
Fic: "Mon Romano"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): France/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, oral, yaoi, fingering...
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051200
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/746375/
Fic: "Mine Forever"
Status: Complete. Sequel to "Mon Romano."
Pairing(s): France/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, dub-con, (consensual at one point, eventually,) master/slave relationship, fingering, rim, oral, yaoi...
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051204
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/751053/
Fic: "Conquered"
Status: In progress. Sequel to "Mon Romano" and "Mine Forever"
Pairing(s): France/Romano, some Spain/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, rim, fingering, dubious consensual sex, yaoi, (man on man) toys, oral, and of course, Romano's mouth.
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/840744/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600052339
Fic: "Good Boy, Bitch" and "Relearning Trust"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): England/Spain, then France/Spain
Rated: M
For: Non-con, rim, fingering,/non-descriptive consensual sex, yaoi.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051201
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/761810/ and http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/761906/
Fic: "Becoming One" and "安全."
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): France/China, Russia/China
Rated: M/PG-16?
For: Mentions of drugs, non-con, yaoi, oral.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051202
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/724516/ and http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/731729/
Fic: "Chienne Pour Un Nuit"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): France/N. Italy
Rated: M
For: Non-con, (or dub-con, if you prefer, I guess...) yaoi.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051203
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/719787/
FF.net, CUT- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6319162/1/Chienne_Pour_Un_Nuit_Cut
Fic: "Пожалуйста, не оставляй меня"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Russia/Latvia
Rated: M
For: "Shota," (if you consider Latvia as a kid) dub-con, oral, yaoi, mentions of WWII and the Holocaust, alcohol use.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/717155/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051209
FF.net "slightly" cut- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6282540/1/Slightly_cut
Fic: "When France Can't Get It Up"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): France/Estonia with some FrUK at the end.
Rated: PG-16
For: MSI lyrics... Basically.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/782931/
FF.Net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6862320/1/When_France_Cant_Get_It_Up
Deviantart- http://keiitan.deviantart.com/#/d3cr3aq
Fic: "Cecil"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): OC/England, Rapist!OC/England, Rapist!Nazi!OCs/England *orsohethinksCOUGH* and eventual France/England
Rated: M
For: Non-con, dub-con, (dubious for both partners most times) legal drug use, taking place in the uh, "holocaust..." Violence, and of course, language.
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/794826/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051701
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6979209/1/Cecil_CUT
Fic: "It's Not Stockholm! (When you're not really a prisoner)"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): Turkey/Romano, implied Turkey/Greece, and I guess Spain/Romano if you squint hard and turn your head 180 degrees.
Rated: M
For: Shota,(?) dub-con, (more con than non) implied non-con, Romano...
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/801293/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051808
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7043115/1/Its_Not_Stockholm_CUT
Fic: "Unbroken"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): France/Romano
Rated: M
For: Master/Slave relationship, non-con, dub-con, drug use, violence, Romano again...
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/798662/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051778
Fic: "11th Century Torture- The Fan Fiction"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): Rapist!OCs/France, Rapist!OCs/England, France/England
Rated: M
For: Non-con, shota, toys, and the fact that it's based off of one of Dieingcity's pictures?
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/787608/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051602
Fic: "Barbary"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Mainly Turkey/France and Turkey/Romano, but some Turkey/Scotland, and a few others along the way...
Rated: M
For: Dub-con, non-con, Yaoi, drug use, maybe some alcohol use as well...
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/811373/
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051938
Fic: "Weighing Me Down"
Status: Finished... Multiple times.
Pairing(s): Germany/America, Russia/America, Turkey/America, Prussia/America, America/Belarus... *Gasp* What's this?! Russia/...LITHUANIA!? And NOT America?! -Again? Waitwut?
Rated: M
For: Non-con, dub-con, forced prostitution, MPreg, fingering, yaoi, (male on male) toys, oral.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7332112/1/Weighing_Me_Down_UPDATED
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600052123
Y!Gallery- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/824558/
Fic: "Conquered"
Status: In progress. Sequel to "Mon Romano" and "Mine Forever."
Pairing(s): France/Romano, Spain/Romano
Rated: M
For: Non-con, (rape) dub-con, attempted suicide, suicidal!Romano, very fucking crazy!France, um... France and Romano... Yaoi, (guy on guy) hintish of hetero, if you squint.
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600052339
Y!Gallery- http://www.y-gallery.net/view/840744/
Silent Hill-
Fic: "Sick"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Walter/Henry
Rated: M
For: Non-con, yaoi, oral.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/710177/
FF.net CUT- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6141401/1/Sick
Fic: "Fucked Up"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Walter/Hentry
Rated: M
For: Gun kink, yaoi, non-con, oral.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/710185/
FF.net CUT- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6176260/1/Fucked_Up
Fic: "Possessed"
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): Walter possessing Eileen/Henry
Rated: M
For: Oral, torture, and... Yaoi? Or het? XD
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6188213/1/Possessed
Fic: "You Belong To Me"
Status: Finished, AU-ish.
Pairing(s): Walter/Henry
Rated: M
For: Non-con, oral, master/slave relationship, character death, yaoi, blood. (Duh.)
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/711301/
AFF- http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600086268
FF.net CUT- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6230798/1/You_Belong_to_Me_CUT_VERSION
Fic: "Rosioets, Vioses"
Status: Finished, poem
Pairing(s): James/Mary
Rated: T
For: Mentions of death by suffocation.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6190811/1/Rosioets_Vioses
Deviantart- http://keiitan.deviantart.com/gallery/27173577#/d2v6xz9
OH MAH GAWD LIVEJOURNAL!! XD- http://freak-foxy.livejournal.com/12800.html
Fic: "How Heather was REALLY Born!"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Harry/James, Travis/Alex
Rated: PG-16? Maybe NC-17?
For: Language, MPreg, yaoi, weirdness, mentions of sex, one clothed fore-play part... Um... Weirdness.
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/750718/
AFF- http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600086271
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6552578/1/How_Heather_was_REALLY_born
Deviantart- http://keiitan.deviantart.com/gallery/27173577#/d34spcz
OMG LJ AGAIN!!!- http://freak-foxy.livejournal.com/14451.html
Fic: "Shatter"
Status: In progress, to celebrate Silent Hill Downpour~~!
Pairing(s): Walter/Henry
Rated: M
For: Yaoi, non-con, dub-con, just... Gay sex, character death, then life... ish. And poison.
AFF- http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600087302
Y!Gallery- http://www.y-gallery.net/view/865916/
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7974622/1/Shatter_CUT
Pokemon-
Fic: "Picture"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Jirarudan/Kenji (Lawrence III/Tracey)
Rated: M
For: Sex, yaoi, shota, creepy Oak...
FF.Net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039707/1/Picture_KinkMeme1
Fic: "Ownership Game"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Cyrus/Dawn, or maybe the other way around. Hurrhurr. 8B
Rated: M
For: Sex, unwanted molestation, attempted homicide.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039824/1/Ownership_Game_Kink6
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051690
Fic: "Cavities"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): Oak/Delia, NOT Dahlia like my fingers wanted to type!
Rated: G
For: Fluffiness...
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5493019/1/Cavities
Fic: "Learning Experience"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): "Madam boss"/Giovanni
Rated: M
For: Incest, character death, non-con.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039802/1/Learning_Experiance_Kink_5
Fic: "Parallel Universe!"
Status: Finished. (Dengeki!Universe.)
Pairing(s): Misty/Kasumi
Rated: M
For: Yuri, fingering, molestation
FF.Net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039778/1/Parallel_Univirse_KinkMeme3_Oneshot
Fic: "W... What The?"
Status: Finished.
Pairing(s): "Evil Ash"/Ash, hinted Ash/Gary
Rated: M
For: Masturbation, "mind fuck," weirdness...
Y!G- http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/714449/
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5039746/1/W_What_The_KinkMeme2_Oneshot
Fic: "Strike," "Property," and "Comfort"
Status: Finished. (Three sagas)
Pairing(s): Lambda/Soul (Petrel/Lyra, Lambda/Kotone, whatever)
Rated: M
For: Non-con, drug use/drug use, dub-con/attempted rape.
FF.net- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5909098/1/Strike , http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5962951/1/Property and http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6023832/1/Comfort
AFF- http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600051648
Others-
Fic: "Prophecies Can't Make Good Teams"
Fandom: Final Fantasy (I)
Status: Finished
Pairing(s): None
Rated: T
For: Language, violence, slight gore.
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Fic: A bunch of weird stories...
Status: Ongoing, kinda.
Pairing(s): A few?
Rated: T
For: Language
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Fic: "So Close" April Fools Special!"
Fandom: Hetalia/Silent Hill cross-over?
Status: ...Does this one even count?
Pairing(s): Russia/Latvia, France/England...
Rated: T
For: CRACK! AND Silent Hill 4 spoilers!
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Fic: "Trick 27! Crossover Crack!"
Fandom: Pokemon/Air Gear cross-over.
Status: Finished(?)
Pairing(s): Sabrina/Petrel? (Tomita/Orihara(?)
Rated: M
For: Being a crappy copy of an Air Gear chapter
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- Current Location:My boyfriend's futon
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rushed - Current Music:Family Guy OP
Longest title ever... ANYWAY.
If you want to see the "Mega-Playboy" ending, than you REALLY should say that you're name is "testbug..." Eeeven though his name is "Junta."
IF YOU ARE NOOOOT GOING TO BE "testbug," THAN "ctrl + F" and put in "*****" without the quotes.
Choose the "criminal" character. This gets you 23-33 Strength for training at the Pub (-50En each time), 7-9 Charm for having sex at the Pub (-20En and -$20), and 1-5 Knowledge for surfing the Web from your Home PC (-10En). Because of the Internet, you won't need to study at school in the classroom.
Save at the start of every new day, because you'll have to load the game if-
You get less than fifty in all with training for your strength.
Less than ten charm by having sex.
You didn't guess the date day right/Ryuuji is bothering the girl.
Every time AFTER you get the day correct. THEN load, train your strength, and charm. That takes 70 energy plus 20 of your money. You need 20 energy to talk to a girl.
You didn't get anything, or was unable to kiss the girl on her date.
FOR THE PLAY-BOY ENDING, YOU'LL NEED-
Max stats for everything! (300)
Lover status with everyone
Max hentai level with everyone (Ami doesn't have any.)
And 300,000 dollahs.
Every Saturday, if you want the Hentai ending, you should go to the theatre every Saturday. It takes 60 energy.
You need-
First Saturday - 125 Knowledge.
Second Saturday - Close friends with Kotomi.
Third Saturday - Tomoko is your Girlfriend.
Fourth Saturday - Karin Partner/Lover, and Sana as your Girlfriend.
Fifth Saturday - $25,000
Sixth Saturday - Nothing. It's just a cutscene.
Seventh Saturday - Complete the Time Machine (see below).
Eight Saturday - Cutscene plus hentai level for Kotomi and Tomoko.
Every Sunday, you will have to go to Ami's house to work on the Time Machine.
You'll need~!-
First Sunday - 20 Coffee cans (-$200)
Second Sunday - 20 Handkerchief (-$400)
Third Sunday - 20 Flowers (-$1000)
Fourth Sunday - 10 Medicines (-$800)
Fifth Sunday - 5 Diamond rings (-$5000)
Sixth Sunday - 10 Teddy bears (-$3000)
Then go to her place on the seventh Sunday. You'll start stripping her.
So~...
Day 1. After the Intro, (you don't need to focus on the stats if you're "testbug") go to the Mall.
By the way, you should have 9999 money, three of coffee, hankerchiefs, and medicine, and 170/200 of all stats.
Buy 30 of coffee, hankerchiefs, and medicine, plus 5 flowers, teddy bears and ONE ring. You should have 3949 dollars left.
Go to the school and talk to Kotomi. (The cute, black haired girl.) You should have 54 exp with her. Talk to her, give her flowers, and then talk to her again. Leave, save, and talk to Kotomi again. Her exp should be around 111 now. Talk to her, and she'll say something like (he is cute...) Click "Ask," and she'll give you her number.
By the way, the answers to her questions are:
Kotomi Takanashi
Phone Number: 866-731-8410
Birthday: August 29
Her mom works at: MIScom
Favorite Movie: You and Me
Favorite Car: 360 Spyder
Favorite Song: Titanic
Favorite Colors: Black, Red, Brown, Yellow
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Waist: 53
Breast: 84
Weight: 43 kg
Height: 155 cm
Blood Type: O
Hips: 83
Now she'll be a "good friend." Talk to her, and she'll most likely ask you something. Answer it correctly for 50 exp. =D Give her a teddy bear, and talk to her again. Leave the school, and you school get a phone call. If not, than wait, or save, leave the Mystic place, and wait... By the way, answering the phone doesn't require any energy. By the way, you should be able to talk to her on the phone twice- once before saving, and once after.
Go to schoo' and talk to Kotomi again. If you got to talk to her twice, than her exp should be 436. Talk, teddy bear, talk, ask, talk. Guess day 1. If it's wrong, than don't worry. You can leave, save, and try again. Just guess day 2 and 3, unless she'll tell you. (By talking.) If you don't get it, load and try again.
Once you got your day, leave, load, and then go home and use the computer twice. Save, and go to Kotomi and ask her on a date.
(My relationship with her was 710, because she called me.)
Go to either the "Sleeping Forest" or "Golden City." Either way, you can't kiss on the first date, THUS MEANING THAT you CAN'T get on a "girlfriend" relationship with her.
If you go to "Golden City," than I would suggest renting a car (it takes 100 money.) If she's at the point where the portrait picture has tears, leave and try again.
I chose "Sleeping Forest." I don't think I ever got a girl in tears here. She's probably going to be sleeping. 'USE' some coffee on her. If her face is blue with a sweat drop, than use pills.
Talk to her three times WHILE answering her questions correctly, take a photograph, and give her flowers. (They're the best gift to use in the forest.)
"Return," and she should be satisfied. You'll probably have to answer your phone.
SAVE AND GO TO SCHOOL. (You won't need to use any energy.) Go to the Library, first. When you're talking to her, ask her if she's going to Enjo Kosai... Here you go- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_k%C5%8Dsai
THEN go to the "Medical Room." "Tickle Her." Now, her hentai level should be 40/100.
Go to sleep.
DAY 2
Save, and keep on guessing on the next date day. Once you got it, load. You shuld be able to talk to her via phone.
Go to the pub to train your strength and have sex. Save, and go on a date with Kotomi. If Ryuuji is bothering her, than load and try again.
This time, go to the place that you DIDN'T go to last time. Answer the questions, give her the RING, and take a photo.
DO NOT KISS HER UNTIL SHE IS BLUSHING! If she's blushing, than KISS HER GOD DAMN YOU!
Now you're dating. Yay. She'll give you a fashion magazine in Golden City, giving your CHARM stat at xxx/300, instead 200.
If you get into a fight, because somebody is "kidnapping her," than just aim at his chest, and hold the "s" button. If you run out of magic, (the blue bar) than just keep on pressing the "a" key. Beating them up gives you plus 350 exp.
Right now, you should have 3419 money.
REMEMBER- YOU SHOULD REMEMBER WHAT DAY YOU KISSED HER, buuut if you did it by this guide, then the will be 2.
Right now, my stats are-
Strength: 199/200
Knowledge: 175/200
Charm: 184/300
Don't worry if your stats aren't like mine. It's always random.
Plus, I have Kotomi at 3663 exp, and 40/100 Hentai.
GO TO THE SCHOOL AND GO IN THE GYM! Say "We can still have phone sex." *Facepalm*
NOW, her Hentai level should be 60/100. Sleep.
DAY 3
Save, find out the day, load, and then work as a "Drug Dealer." Obviously, you need to load if you get caught. After work, have sex for charm, and go on a date.
NOW, you can go to the beach and the mountains! MOUNTAINS WILL MAKE GIRLS SAD MOST OF THE TIME, so you should rent a car, just in case. I chose "Hot Beach."
If you choose the BEACH, give her a TEDDY BEAR. If you choose the MOUNTAINS, give her FLOWERS.
The beach will give you a magazine for knowledge. The mountains will give you a strength magazine.
DAY 4
Save, get the day, load, either work or train, depending on where you went. (If you have the strength magazine, train.) Have sex, and go on a date to the place you DIDN'T go to with Kotomi yet.
You should know what to do at this point.
DAY 5
You'll wake up to Tomoko's sexy magazine. Don't worry about doing any modeling right now. I'll tell you when.
Save, and then ASK the Mystic blonde girl (her name is Sana,) and she'll be impressed by the magazine. Now she'll be a "good friend." Plus, she'll give you 10 coffee, medicine, and hankerchiefs. =D
Now you finally get to talk to Tomoko, the girl who really can't voice act in the english dub. XD (The brown, long hair chick.)
You should have 20 exp with her. Talk to her, leave, save, talk, (her exp should be 40) and you should be able to "ASK."
Now you can give her flowers! =D Talk, give her flowers, talk, and leave. Talk, give her flowers, talk, leave. You should buy 1 more flower bouquet. Sorry about that. ^^;; Talk to her, and you should be able to "ask" again. Now you can give her teddy bears! =D
She'll ask you question at this point, so-
Tomoko Saeki
Phone Number:866-656-7354
Birthday: November 21
Her dad works at Ecophobia Games
Favorite Movie: Love Generation
Favorite Car: Carrera GT
Favorite Song: Blurry Eyes
Favority Colors: Red, Blue, Black, Pink
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Breast: 88
Hips: 89
Waist: 56
Weight:47 kg
Height: 163 cm
Blood Type: AB
Fukoma... WHICH ISN'T TRUE! DX (In the anime, she goes to a different school.)
Talk again, if she asks you a question, give her a teddy, talk, and leave. Return, talk, teddy, talk, leave.
And again, I'm sorry, but you'll need to buy some teddies. I have her at 362 at this point, so one more should do it, but I'd buy two, just in case.
GO TO THE "FRONT GATE." Look at the mirror (pervert XD) and then the towel. "Give her a kiss," then think that she'll beg for sex with you some day. Doing both will give you 10 each for hentai.
So now, you should be at 20/200 for Tomoko's hentai level.
DAY 6 (Saturday)
Go to the theatre. =D You should already have the required knowledge. Have sex, (charm) and then talk to Tomoko via phone twice. (It takes 5 energy each time.)
Ignore the message that you'll get when you try to go to sleep. You can't do anything until Monday, anyway.
DAY 7 (Sunday)
You'll automatically be in a "King of Fighters" cosplay contest. Choose Tomoko. (She has the closest resemblance, anyway.) Of COURSE she's Mai...
Go to Ami's (you should have plently of coffee.) Now you have 20-something coffee, or at least, you should.
Go to Downtown and work as a teacher. There's no risk. Then, talk to Tomoko via phone.
DAY 8
Save, buy a ring, and then talk to Tomoko. You should be able to "ask" again, meaning that you can finally date her! (I had her at 510. You need at least 500 before they'll be interested.) Guess a day, save, and then keep on guessing. Once you got the day, train, surf the web, save (just in case of Ryuuji) and date her.
I took her to the restaurant. Give her a RING at the restaurant.
GO TO THE SWIMMING FACILITY! Say "Your pinky is so nice," or whatever. Now you should have 40/200 Hentai.
DO NOOOOOT GO ON ANOTHER DATE WITH HER UNTIL THE YOU WANT HER AT "CLOSE FRIENDS" EXACTLY, NO MORE, NO LESS, FOR HER HENTAI LEVEL TO GO UP!
DAY 9
Eh... Try your luck with Kotomi. Go to her house and "ask." Don't worry if she rejects you. You don't lose anything.
Okay! Save, and train your strength! I got 66 in all! =D Except now I have 298/300... NO MATTER!
GO TO THE ROOFTOP! Say that she has the most wonderful breasts you've ever seen. Her hentai level should be 60/200
Sleep.
DAY 10
Karin (the girl with the gun and blue hair) will appear in your house. Um... Say (I can do more than just make her a model! Hehehe) Or something like that. You should have 20/100 on Hentai level for Karin...
Speaking of Karin, YOU HAVE A NEW PET KARIN! =D You should go in the basement every day and tend to her needs. The exp will stack up for the future.
Um... By the way, yes, I just said that you locked a girl in your basement. YOOOOOU PERVERTED BASTARD! Or bitch. XD
Anyway, because you can't date Tomoko yet. At this point, though, for SOME FUCKING REASON, I had to restart... I mean, it wouldn't load the game I saved, GODDAMMIT!
Anyway, SAVE, go to the pub, and FIGHT! Choose the king... Uh... The uh... The guy with the mask... THE STRONGEST GUY THERE, DAMMIT!
I was always able to beat him by aiming for his chest and holding "s." WHENEVER YOU ARE LOW ON MAGIC OR HEALTH, FIX IT BY COFFEE OR MEDICINE AFTEEEEEEER KNOCKING THE GUY OUT! It helps!
If you fail to beat him, load the game and try again. Once you DO beat him, though, you will get the belt of... Fighting.... Err... I'll explain what it will be used for later.
Save, and do the drug dealing job.
By the way, if you're NOT at 300 strength, or close, than train, and THEN fight the king of whatever!
DAY 11
Tend to Karin, and then save and work as a drug dealer twice. Buy about ten more coffee if needed. Sleep.
DAY 12
Do what you did on Day 11, minus the coffee buying.
DAY 13 (Saturday)
Tend to Karin, save, and instead of going to the theatre, GO TO THE SWIMMING FACILITY TO RACE AGAINST RYUUJI! Tomoko explains the rules. If you lose, load and try again.
After that, do a tutoring job, and then call Tomoko via phone... And ask Kotomi to "Do something 'H'!" Just in case. Sleep.
DAY 14 (Sunday)
Auto show! Wave to Tomoko, say that the suit suits Ami very well, and say that "whenever you need me, tell me" or something. Choose Tomoko, for the friendship points.
Now that THAT'S done with, CHECK IF YOU HAVE AT LEAST 20 HANKERCHIEFS! If not, than buy them, and then go to Ami's house. Make sure that you have at least 15 hankerchiefs afterwards.
Do a tutoring job, and then call Tomoko.
DAY 15
Tend to Karin. Go "Downtown," BUT, instead of drug dealing, do MODELING! It will eat up your money, but it will all be worth it in the future! ("Run Daily whatever.")
Train Ami in INTELLIGENCE
Train Karin in LUCK
Train Kotomi AND Tomoko in BEAUTY
Repeat for this entire session, EXCEPT FOR KOTOMI. In the last turn, she'll be maxed out in beauty, so use "seduction." This will make Sana lose fans, and Kotomi gain the loss.
Ask Kotomi for sex. It worked for me this time.
"Doing something "H" will require you to answer more questions, give her a ring, (a bear might work, if you answer all of her questions correctly) photo, and kiss. Don't worry if it doesn't work the first time. It doesn't take any energy, for some reason...
Say "Just fart!" ... Anyway, her hentai level will be 80/100.
DAY 16
FINALLY, you can have sex with Tomoko. "Follow her," and then "take her to a love hotel." (THAT requires 2000 of your money, and you MUST have 200 charm.)
Now her Hentai level is 100/200.
Tend to Karin's neeeeeeeds! Save, and then guess Tomoko's day. Once you got it, load, and then to a drug dealing job, and have sex for charm. Save again, (just in case) buy a ring, and go on a date with Tomoko!
I took her to "Golden City." Now Tomoko is your girlfriend! =D
If you took her to "Golden City," than she'll give you "Fragance..." Yes, you read that right.
GO TO THE FRONT GATE! Say "Enough talking, time for some real action." Now she should be 120/200.
DAY 17
You should probably do drug dealing jobs today. Don't forget about Karin~!
DAY 18
KARIN! Also, find the date, do a drug job, sex, and then take Tomoko to either the beach, or the mountains. I took her to the mountains.
DAY 19
Ami will be there to tell you to study with her for a test. DO IT! Now, with your remaining 30 energy, save, Karin, and then find the day. Load, have sex, and then take her to which ever you didn't take her yesterday.
DAY 20 (Saturday)
EXAM TIEM! =D It doesn't take any energy.
Karin, save, and "ASK" Sana again to be a "close friend" with her. Theatre. (You'll need to be "close friends" or better with Kotomi by next Saturday.) Tutor. Call Tomoko. Sleep... I'm sorry for the bland, short answers to what to do. ^^;
DAY 21 (Sunday)
IT'S UNDERWEAR DAY! =D I'll let you in on a little "secret..." If you say that you'll buy each pair of underwear for THE LETTER "o," (as in, "you") that counts as "200," BUT WITHOUT SPENDING ANY MONEY! =D The girls will like you for that! =D Unfortunately, you can't buy anything with "o" dollars. D=
Karin, and then MAKE SURE YOU HAVE 20 FLOWERS BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S! Tutor, call Tomoko, and then go to sleep.
DAY 22
Karin, save, day, load, drug dealer, sex, save, date to... OUTTA SPACE! YOU CAN DRIVE THERE, IF YA' WANT! =D XD You'll get a scouter! =D (It will let you know the measurements, plus the first day you kissed the girl, and what day she's free on.)
Go to Sana and "ask" again. She'll be your girlfriend, plus, you get the key to go through the door, if you want. (Sexy cutscenes.)
DAY 23
Karin, Modeling.
At this point, Ami should have 240 INTELLIGENCE, so have her spread RUMORS. This will take 1875 of Sana's fans.
Train Karin in "beauty" now.
Train Kotomi and Tomoko in "luck."
Have Ami spread rumors.
Train Karin in BEAUTY.
And LUCK for Kotomi and Tomoko again.
WHENEVER SANA HAS FANS, USE AMI TO SPREAD RUMORS! OTHERWISE, TRAIN HER IN "LUCK."
Beauty on Karin
Luck on Kotomi ONE MORE TIME
Luck on Tomoko
Have Ami do whatever she needs to do.
Train Karin on beauty ONE LAST TIME.
Find a JOB for Kotomi! (This will gain her fans and you moneh! =D... If successful.)
Luck on Tomoko ONE LAST TIME!
Sleep.
DAY 24
Karin, Modeling.
Either train Ami in "luck," or make her spread rumors, depending on if Sana has any fans or not.
And then Job search for the other three girls.
REPEAT FOR THE ENTIRE THING!
Sleep.
DAY 25
You know what? Try your luck on Tomoko. I was able to "Do someting 'H.'" XD
Say "DAMMIT, FUCK THE ALARM!" XD Now she's at 140/200 in Hentai level.
You may need to buy some more hankerchiefs and coffee for Karin.
And then, do modeling. Just repeat what you did last time. At this point, all that money you spent on the girls, SHOULD be paying off! Hell yeah! BD
DAY 26
Karin, modeling. NEXT!
DAY 27 (Saturday)
Go to the threatre! You already have the requirements for next Saturday, so... Raise your charm and intelligence.
Day 28 (Sunday)
DANCE PARTY! =D It really doesn't matter what choices you... Choose, at this point. THE GIRLS ARE USELESS TO YOU NOW! =O
Except for Ami. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 10 MEDICINES BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S!
Then, if you're NOT already maxed out on charm, have sex, and then surf the web. If so, than do a tutoring job, and then call some chick... It really doesn't matter at this point, again.
DAY 29-33
Modeling. If Ami is maxed out on beauty, and has no rumors to spread, than train her luck, obviously!
Also, at some point, Tomoko was at max fans, so I would use her for wishing. Also, you can use Ami and Tomoko for seducing Sana's fans. It will gain Ami fans, and Tomoko will have a use! =D
Day 34 (Saturday)
Karin, theatre, tutor, call a girl... Or use the remaining 40 for "surfing the web."
AT THIS POINT, YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE THEATRE FOR A WHILE! I will tell you when!
DAY 35 (Sunday)
You'll run into Tomoko at the mall! (Automatic cutscene.) Take her panties off... YOU NEED THAT NECKLACE! DX Also, her hentai level will be 160/200.
You can't talk to your teacher until day 36, though.
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 5 RINGS BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S!
DAY 36
Go to school, and then go into the classroom. Click on the hot teacher twice, and she'll take your necklace and your belt that you got for fighting the "Bloody King..." You can't get it back until day 43 though, because of the weekends.
Oh yeah, and "ask" Sana again. Now she'll be your lover! If you click on her, you'll have sex with her... Err...
Karin, and then modeling.
At this point, I also got Kotomi the max number of fans!
When you have 100 energy, (the first turn,) then train Tomoko in "Intelligence..." Unless she's already maxed out on that because of a wish. Then just use her for moneh.
And then I got Karin max fans! So I would use her to either seduce Sana's fans, or for wishing, in hopes of getting more energy!
DAY 37-41
Karin, modeling. Work on getting max fans for Ami.
DAY 42 (Sunday)
GAME SHOW! =D Again, it doesn't matter which one you buy, but there's a sexy cutscene or whatever with Tomoko's game.
GO TO AMI'S HOUSE! YOU WILL NEED 10 TEDDIES! Karin, and then either gain money + friendship exp with which ever girl you choose, or intelligence.
DAY 43
Talk to Akira, your teacher, and she'll give you the necklace back. Yay! Tend to Karin one last time, before "ASKing" her about the necklace! Now she'll be your maid!
Say "Thank the Internet and the Japanese..." Yadadada... The perverted option. This will get Karin 40/100 in Hentai level.
She'll still be in your basement. Talk to her, and then give her a teddy, a ring, and some flowers, before err... "ASKing..." (By that, I mean, "GIVE YOURSELF TO ME!") Now she'll be your playmate!
Say "although she tried to kill me..." Now she'll be at 60/100 in hentai level.
And here's the best part- YOU DON'T NEED TO TEND TO HER NEEDS ANYMORE! ='D I CAN HEAR THE ANGELS SINGING!
Err... Modeling.
DAY 44-46
Modeling. On day 46, I got Ami the max amount of fans.
DAY 47
Ami will appear in your house so you can study with her. DO EEEEEEEEET! At this point, I had 296 exp in knowledge, so I surfed the web to max out on it.
WHICH YOU WILL NEED TO DO TO GET THE "Mega-Playboy" ENDING!
DAY 48
Exams! And um... Well... I already had all girls with 29999 fans, and maxed out on all stats, at this point. Plus, I "did something 'H'" with both Kotomi and Tomoko... Plus, Sana's my lover, and Karin's my Playmate... So, if you're that far, I guess... Just... Do... Whatever. Gain more money. I don't care!
DAY 49 (Sunday)
Go to Ami's house! You don't need anything, but you DO need to go over there to get the playboy ending! Plus, naked Ami.
By the way, it's 7:07 PM... Like Nana and Nana's apartment number! =D
DAY 50
CHRISTMAS! =D I would suggest you go out with Karin. Why? Because otherwise, you can't raise her hentai level to the max... Or something... Well, I COULDN'T, ANYWAY! SO! Karin it is! Say
"This is the best gift from Gods..." Something or another... NOW she'll be at 80/100 hentai level!
DAY 51
Christmas party at school~! Just click "next." You'll only get a cutscene, and you won't need to do anything. You WILL, however, take a photo of naked Akira!
DAY 52-57
...I've just been dealing drugs...
DAY 58
New Year Pinic with girls in bikinis... WHERE DO THEY LIVE?! Just choose a girl and then do... Whatever.
DAY 59-62
RACK YOUR MONEY UP! You'll need at least 300,000 for the playboy end!
DAY 63
Fireworks festival! KISS TOMOKO! Then you'll be in a love hotel with her! Yay~!
BUT WAIT!
WHAT IS THAT OUT THE WINDOW?!
WHY IT'S KARIN! CHASE AFTER HER, DAMMIT!
She will become your lover, and, for some reason, Tomoko's hentai level will increase by NOT staying to have sex with her... Okay...
Say "All I did was make investments on your body..." And now, YOU'RE MAXED WITH KARIN'S HENTAI LEVEL! YAY~!!! 100/100!
Now you can see her every now and then at the "slums." She'll max out your energy!
PLUS, 180/200 with Tomoko!
DAY 64-68
Eh...
DAY 69 (Saturday) (Hehe... 69...)
Go to the theatre, now that you FINALLY have Karin at a "Lover" relation!
Day 70
Tomoko will have to choose between modeling jobs. If she has over 16,000 fans, than you can choose either one... I don't think it matters which one you choose. After that cutscene... Well... Neh...
DAY 71-74
...
DAY 75
Ami will show up at your house again! BUT, THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT! Do... Whatever. It really doesn't matter, unless you are NOT maxed out in knowledge! THEN, stay with Kotomi!
DAY 76 (Saturday)
LAST EXAM DAY! Assuming that you passed every other exam, including this one, you can FINALLY fuck your teacher! =D...?......... D= WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
After that, go to the theatre for a cutscene! (You WILL need to make the time machine, first!)
DAY 77
DAY 78
You'll be in the library with Tomoko. Enjoy the cutscene.
DAY 79.... DAY 80
You'll be in the library with Tomoko again.
DAY 81.... 82
Third day with Tomoko, but this time, KOTOMI ALSO THERE! =D THREESOME TIME!
DAY 83
Theatre for the cutscene!
DAY 84
Um... Some weird-ass cutscene will occur... Because of the high hentai levels...
DAY 85-87
Blank.
DAY 88
You'll be at the cosplay cafe! Why? ... I'unno. *Shrugs*
DAY 89.... I MEAN DAY 90 (Saturday)
Go to the theatre. By the way... Doesn't Ami look ADORABLE in that nurse's outfits?! <3
After this cutscene, TOMOKO AND KOTOMI'S HENTAI LEVEL WILL MAX! HELL YEAH! 200/200 AND 100/100!!!
DAY 91
Beauty contest. Tomoko Saeki won in this play through. (You don't get to choose.) Now she'll have a tiara whenever you talk to her!
DAY 92
...NOTHING!
Day 93
LESBO WITH AKIRA AND TOMOKO!
DAY 94-97
DAY 98
Gravure idol... Thing. I choose Tomoko this time, because she won the contest on day 91, so... And I WON?! I NEVER WON AGAINST AKIRA BEFORE! WOOHOO!!!
Eh... But... For some reason, they chose Ami..? Oh well. Whatever.
All, but Ami, will fuck "SimMan..." I'm assuming that he's supposed to be the creator of this game, or something.
DAY 99
I WOULD HIGHLY SUGGEST THAT YOU SAVE, IF YOU WANT TO SEE ALL OF THE ENDINGS!
DAY 100
THAT'S IT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT TO SEE THE PLAYBOY ENDING! And if not, THEN GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, 'CAUSE I GOT IT BY DOING EVERYTHING I SAID ON HERE! (I was playing the game while typing this, so OBVIOUSLY!)
And now that you finished the game, WATCH THE ANIME! (DNA2) IT'S FUCKING HILIARIOUS! XD
***********************IF YOU ARE NOT CHEATING!**************************
If you're NOT cheating by using "testbug," than LISTEN UP!
I started my stats as-
Strength- 27
Knowledge- 1
Charm- 2
DAY 1
Save at the Mystic place, and then go to the "Pub." Train your STRENGTH. If you don't get at least 30, load the game and try again.
BUY 10 Hankerchiefs and Coffee. Save.
GO SWIMMING! You're going to be doing this a LOT! Load if you fail at winning!
DAY 2-4
SWIM, DAMN YOU! You can upgrade to class "C" when you're about 70 in strength.
DAY 5
Enjoy the cutscene. =3 THEN SWIM!
DAY 6 (Saturday)
Swimming is closed today. )= So go to the theatre! =D And then use the remaining 40 energy on training your charm, and wits.
DAY 7 (Sunday)
KING OF FIGHTERS COSPLAYING TIEM! Choose Tomoko. In this non-cheating version, that will help you score with Tomoko by 20 experiance!
GO BUY 20 COFFEES AND THEN GO TO AMI! Use the remaining 40 on getting smarter via computer.
DAY 8-9
SWIM LITTLE PIGGY, SWIM! I was able to win a "B" race with about 127 strength.
DAY 10
ENJOY YOUR PET KARIN! Say "(Look at that body! I can use it for more than just modeling! Hehehe...)" And then you'll be at 20/100 Hentai level with Karin.
Buy 25 hankies and coffees, and then swim. Why 25? The extras are for Karin.
DAY 11
Tend to Karin's neeeeeeds! Then, buy 5 flowers, because YOU'RE TALKIN' TA' TOMOKO TA'DAY! =D
You should already be able to ASK after TALKing, thanks to the KOF cosplay contest.
Yeah! She's your new friend. Talk, give her flowers, and talk again. Leave, save and repeat until she's a GOOD FRIEND. THEN, instead of flowers, GIVE HER TEDDY BEARS!
You can "ASK" again and then give her teddies after her friendship exp. reaches 100.
Now, she'll ask you questions.
Tomoko Saeki
Phone Number:866-656-7354
Birthday: November 21
Her dad works at Ecophobia Games
Favorite Movie: Love Generation
Favorite Car: Carrera GT
Favorite Song: Blurry Eyes
Favority Colors: Red, Blue, Black, Pink
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Breast: 88
Hips: 89
Waist: 56
Weight:47 kg
Height: 163 cm
Blood Type: AB
Fukoma... WHICH ISN'T TRUE! DX (In the anime, she goes to a different school.)
If you're a "Good Friend" with her, than you can go to the "Front Gate" for an event. "Give her a kiss," then think "(Someday, you'll be begging me to take you to bed with me.)"
DAY 12
Karin. Save. And then start swimming again... Though you'll probably get stuck with a cutscene. WHICH IS GOOD! (That was my mistake. Sorry. XD) Say "You're pinky is lovely!"
Now she should be at 40/200 hentai level... I seriously think that the maker of this game had a crush on Tomoko.
Aaaah shit... SORRY THAT I DIDN'T WARN YOU! BUT THAT'S OKAY! Just train your strength at the pub instead! You'll just not get any charm or money for it, but you should be maxed out, then.
DAY 13 (Saturday)
Karin, save, and then GO TO THE SWIMMING FACILITY TO RACE AGAINST RYUUJI!
OBVIOUSLY, load and try again if you fail! All relationships will increase by 20 percent. Woo. Train your smarts with computer.
DAY 14 (Sunday)
AUTO SHOW! =D Vote for Tomoko.
Karin, and then MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 20 HANKIES! You'll probably need to buy some afterwards, BUT THEN, GO TO AMI'S!
I would actually spend my remaining energy on WORKING as a TUTOR DOWNTOWN, and then use the remaining 5 to CALL TOMOKO!
DAY 15
Karin. Save. Tomoko. You'll be able to "ASK" again when her EXP IS AT 500! NOW YOU'LL BE AT "Close Friend" WITH HER!
You may date her if you want.
GUESS ON HER DAY, FIRST! AND THEN LOAD WHEN YOU GOT IT! DEAL DRUGS, AND THEN HAVE SEX, BEFORE GOING ON THE ACTUAL DATE WITH HER!
BUT SAVE! Just in case.
Answer her questions correctly, and then give her a teddy bear... Or flowers, if you took her to the forest.
THOUGH, THE DATE REALLY ISN'T NECESSARY!
GO TO THE ROOFTOP, NEXT! TELL HER HOW "Amazing" HER BOOBS ARE!
DAY 16
EVENT TIEM! "Follow her," and then "go to a hotel..." EXCEPT YOU NEED 200 CHARM (I think) AND 2000 MONIES!
Now you should be... Well, I dunno. I fucked up, so I wasn't able to attend this event. DX Oh well. SORRY!
Tend to Karin, buy a ring, SAVE, and then see what day Tomoko is free at.
Actually, You don't REALLY need a ring. It all depends on where you take her.
ANYWAY! Once you have your day, deal drugs, have sex, and then GO ON YER DATE!
IF YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP, LIKE ME, THAN SHE SHOULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW. =D
REMEMBER THAT YOU KISSED HER ON DAY 16!
I took her to the forest. The gift is cheap there. (Flowers) Plus, I don't need to "RENT A CAR."
THEN, GO TO THE "Front Gate." Think "(Time for some real action!)"
DAY 17
Karin. Day. Drug dealing, sex...
And then take TOMOKO to the restuarant, or "Golden City." (The gift is a RING!)
For SOME REASON, I STILL couldn't kiss her... I swear, I took her to the forest... Maybe...
I would rent a car if you choose "Golden City."
DAY 18...
I'm still lost... Take her to the "blue mountains" or something. Give her FLOWERS there. Also, I would suggest RENTING A CAR.
DAY 19
AMI WILL BARGE INTO YOUR HOUSE! Oh well. GO STUDY WITH HER!
Find the day with Tomoko, have sex, OR, use your computer for knowledge! THREE TIMES! And then take her to... A place you haven't taken her to yet.
Teddy for beach, I always used a ring for space.
DAY 20 (Saturday)
EXAMS! You should be able to pass.
Karin. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE REQUIRED KNOWLEDGE, LIKE ME, BECAUSE I'M BEHIND (125) THEN TRAIN IT UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST 125 IN KNOWLEDGE! CHECK AFTER USING YOUR COMPUTER 4 TIMES! YOU MAY GET LUCKY! If not, than just use the day to train your smarts.
BUT IF SO, THEN GO TO THE THEATRE!
DAY 21 (Sunday)
UNDERWEAR DAY! =D Buy ALL underwear for the LETTER "o." It's a glitch. =3
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 20 BUNDLES OF FLOWERS BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S!
ALSO, TEND TO KARIN!
I used the remaining energy on sex and knowledge via 'puter.
Also, Karin.
DAY 22
Karin. And then, press the "space bar," twice. If you have everything in the SECOND row, than buy 5 flowers and 3 bears, and talk to KOTOMI today! If you don't, than go on a date with Tomoko. I think she gives you shit in Golden City, the mountains, and the beach.
You should know this, but once you find the day, load, drug deal, sex, and THEN date.
DAY 23
Karin, and then work on KOTOMI! At this point, I was able to go on a date on the first time talking to her!
Kotomi Takanashi
Phone Number: 866-731-8410
Birthday: August 29
Her mom works at: MIScom
Favorite Movie: You and Me
Favorite Car: 360 Spyder
Favorite Song: Titanic
Favorite Colors: Black, Red, Brown, Yellow
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Waist: 53
Breast: 84
Weight: 43 kg
Height: 155 cm
Blood Type: O
Hips: 83
I took her to "Golden City."
I WAS ABLE TO GET THE LIBRARY AND THE MEDICAL EVENT WITH KOTOMI AT THIS POINT! Says "Looking for Enjo" and then "tickle her."
Now she's at 40/100 Hentai. Woo.
DAY 24
Karin, day, work, sex, actual date. GO TO THE GYM and say "We can still do phone sex."
DAY 25-26
Karin. Save. Day. Load. Work. Sex. Save. Date. Repeat.
ONCE YOU HAVE ALL THREE MAGAZINES, "ASK" the BLONDE CHICK named SANA AT THE MYSTIC SAVING PLACE, AND THEN "ASK" AGAIN! Because you should have most of Tomoko's gifts, as well. ='D
DAY 27 (Saturday)
Karin, and then GO TO THE THEATRE! I spent the rest of my energy on sex and knowledge.
DAY 28 (Sunday)
DANCE PARTAY! Karin, and then you need at least 10 MEDICINES, BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S! Spend the rest of your energy however you want.
DAY 29
Karin. Save. Then get TOMOKO'S DAY! Work, sex, and then you should have plenty of money, at this point! Buy a ring, if you don't already have one, and then TAKE HER TO THE MOOOOON! Seriously. Take her to OUTA SPACE!
ASK SANA, and now she'll be a "girlfriend."
DAY 30-32
Karin. Then TRAIN YER STRENGTH, MOTHA FUCKAAAA! MOTHA FUCKA! Seriously. Train it until you're 300/300 on strength, and then fight the BLOODY KING! Load if you lose.
DAY 33
Karin, and THEN just train your stats.
DAY 34 (Saturday)
Go to the theatre! Also, Karin.
DAY 35 (Sunday)
AT THIS POINT, YOU SHOULD BE ABOUT EQUAL TO THE DAY 35 ABOVE, SO, SO I WON'T HAVE TO REPEAT EVERYTHING, GO TO THE DAY 35 ABOVE (when your name would be "testbug") AND CONTINUE FROM THERE!
It's 11:11 right now. X3
If you want to see the "Mega-Playboy" ending, than you REALLY should say that you're name is "testbug..." Eeeven though his name is "Junta."
IF YOU ARE NOOOOT GOING TO BE "testbug," THAN "ctrl + F" and put in "*****" without the quotes.
Choose the "criminal" character. This gets you 23-33 Strength for training at the Pub (-50En each time), 7-9 Charm for having sex at the Pub (-20En and -$20), and 1-5 Knowledge for surfing the Web from your Home PC (-10En). Because of the Internet, you won't need to study at school in the classroom.
Save at the start of every new day, because you'll have to load the game if-
You get less than fifty in all with training for your strength.
Less than ten charm by having sex.
You didn't guess the date day right/Ryuuji is bothering the girl.
Every time AFTER you get the day correct. THEN load, train your strength, and charm. That takes 70 energy plus 20 of your money. You need 20 energy to talk to a girl.
You didn't get anything, or was unable to kiss the girl on her date.
FOR THE PLAY-BOY ENDING, YOU'LL NEED-
Max stats for everything! (300)
Lover status with everyone
Max hentai level with everyone (Ami doesn't have any.)
And 300,000 dollahs.
Every Saturday, if you want the Hentai ending, you should go to the theatre every Saturday. It takes 60 energy.
You need-
First Saturday - 125 Knowledge.
Second Saturday - Close friends with Kotomi.
Third Saturday - Tomoko is your Girlfriend.
Fourth Saturday - Karin Partner/Lover, and Sana as your Girlfriend.
Fifth Saturday - $25,000
Sixth Saturday - Nothing. It's just a cutscene.
Seventh Saturday - Complete the Time Machine (see below).
Eight Saturday - Cutscene plus hentai level for Kotomi and Tomoko.
Every Sunday, you will have to go to Ami's house to work on the Time Machine.
You'll need~!-
First Sunday - 20 Coffee cans (-$200)
Second Sunday - 20 Handkerchief (-$400)
Third Sunday - 20 Flowers (-$1000)
Fourth Sunday - 10 Medicines (-$800)
Fifth Sunday - 5 Diamond rings (-$5000)
Sixth Sunday - 10 Teddy bears (-$3000)
Then go to her place on the seventh Sunday. You'll start stripping her.
So~...
Day 1. After the Intro, (you don't need to focus on the stats if you're "testbug") go to the Mall.
By the way, you should have 9999 money, three of coffee, hankerchiefs, and medicine, and 170/200 of all stats.
Buy 30 of coffee, hankerchiefs, and medicine, plus 5 flowers, teddy bears and ONE ring. You should have 3949 dollars left.
Go to the school and talk to Kotomi. (The cute, black haired girl.) You should have 54 exp with her. Talk to her, give her flowers, and then talk to her again. Leave, save, and talk to Kotomi again. Her exp should be around 111 now. Talk to her, and she'll say something like (he is cute...) Click "Ask," and she'll give you her number.
By the way, the answers to her questions are:
Kotomi Takanashi
Phone Number: 866-731-8410
Birthday: August 29
Her mom works at: MIScom
Favorite Movie: You and Me
Favorite Car: 360 Spyder
Favorite Song: Titanic
Favorite Colors: Black, Red, Brown, Yellow
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Waist: 53
Breast: 84
Weight: 43 kg
Height: 155 cm
Blood Type: O
Hips: 83
Now she'll be a "good friend." Talk to her, and she'll most likely ask you something. Answer it correctly for 50 exp. =D Give her a teddy bear, and talk to her again. Leave the school, and you school get a phone call. If not, than wait, or save, leave the Mystic place, and wait... By the way, answering the phone doesn't require any energy. By the way, you should be able to talk to her on the phone twice- once before saving, and once after.
Go to schoo' and talk to Kotomi again. If you got to talk to her twice, than her exp should be 436. Talk, teddy bear, talk, ask, talk. Guess day 1. If it's wrong, than don't worry. You can leave, save, and try again. Just guess day 2 and 3, unless she'll tell you. (By talking.) If you don't get it, load and try again.
Once you got your day, leave, load, and then go home and use the computer twice. Save, and go to Kotomi and ask her on a date.
(My relationship with her was 710, because she called me.)
Go to either the "Sleeping Forest" or "Golden City." Either way, you can't kiss on the first date, THUS MEANING THAT you CAN'T get on a "girlfriend" relationship with her.
If you go to "Golden City," than I would suggest renting a car (it takes 100 money.) If she's at the point where the portrait picture has tears, leave and try again.
I chose "Sleeping Forest." I don't think I ever got a girl in tears here. She's probably going to be sleeping. 'USE' some coffee on her. If her face is blue with a sweat drop, than use pills.
Talk to her three times WHILE answering her questions correctly, take a photograph, and give her flowers. (They're the best gift to use in the forest.)
"Return," and she should be satisfied. You'll probably have to answer your phone.
SAVE AND GO TO SCHOOL. (You won't need to use any energy.) Go to the Library, first. When you're talking to her, ask her if she's going to Enjo Kosai... Here you go- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_k%C5%8Dsai
THEN go to the "Medical Room." "Tickle Her." Now, her hentai level should be 40/100.
Go to sleep.
DAY 2
Save, and keep on guessing on the next date day. Once you got it, load. You shuld be able to talk to her via phone.
Go to the pub to train your strength and have sex. Save, and go on a date with Kotomi. If Ryuuji is bothering her, than load and try again.
This time, go to the place that you DIDN'T go to last time. Answer the questions, give her the RING, and take a photo.
DO NOT KISS HER UNTIL SHE IS BLUSHING! If she's blushing, than KISS HER GOD DAMN YOU!
Now you're dating. Yay. She'll give you a fashion magazine in Golden City, giving your CHARM stat at xxx/300, instead 200.
If you get into a fight, because somebody is "kidnapping her," than just aim at his chest, and hold the "s" button. If you run out of magic, (the blue bar) than just keep on pressing the "a" key. Beating them up gives you plus 350 exp.
Right now, you should have 3419 money.
REMEMBER- YOU SHOULD REMEMBER WHAT DAY YOU KISSED HER, buuut if you did it by this guide, then the will be 2.
Right now, my stats are-
Strength: 199/200
Knowledge: 175/200
Charm: 184/300
Don't worry if your stats aren't like mine. It's always random.
Plus, I have Kotomi at 3663 exp, and 40/100 Hentai.
GO TO THE SCHOOL AND GO IN THE GYM! Say "We can still have phone sex." *Facepalm*
NOW, her Hentai level should be 60/100. Sleep.
DAY 3
Save, find out the day, load, and then work as a "Drug Dealer." Obviously, you need to load if you get caught. After work, have sex for charm, and go on a date.
NOW, you can go to the beach and the mountains! MOUNTAINS WILL MAKE GIRLS SAD MOST OF THE TIME, so you should rent a car, just in case. I chose "Hot Beach."
If you choose the BEACH, give her a TEDDY BEAR. If you choose the MOUNTAINS, give her FLOWERS.
The beach will give you a magazine for knowledge. The mountains will give you a strength magazine.
DAY 4
Save, get the day, load, either work or train, depending on where you went. (If you have the strength magazine, train.) Have sex, and go on a date to the place you DIDN'T go to with Kotomi yet.
You should know what to do at this point.
DAY 5
You'll wake up to Tomoko's sexy magazine. Don't worry about doing any modeling right now. I'll tell you when.
Save, and then ASK the Mystic blonde girl (her name is Sana,) and she'll be impressed by the magazine. Now she'll be a "good friend." Plus, she'll give you 10 coffee, medicine, and hankerchiefs. =D
Now you finally get to talk to Tomoko, the girl who really can't voice act in the english dub. XD (The brown, long hair chick.)
You should have 20 exp with her. Talk to her, leave, save, talk, (her exp should be 40) and you should be able to "ASK."
Now you can give her flowers! =D Talk, give her flowers, talk, and leave. Talk, give her flowers, talk, leave. You should buy 1 more flower bouquet. Sorry about that. ^^;; Talk to her, and you should be able to "ask" again. Now you can give her teddy bears! =D
She'll ask you question at this point, so-
Tomoko Saeki
Phone Number:866-656-7354
Birthday: November 21
Her dad works at Ecophobia Games
Favorite Movie: Love Generation
Favorite Car: Carrera GT
Favorite Song: Blurry Eyes
Favority Colors: Red, Blue, Black, Pink
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Breast: 88
Hips: 89
Waist: 56
Weight:47 kg
Height: 163 cm
Blood Type: AB
Fukoma... WHICH ISN'T TRUE! DX (In the anime, she goes to a different school.)
Talk again, if she asks you a question, give her a teddy, talk, and leave. Return, talk, teddy, talk, leave.
And again, I'm sorry, but you'll need to buy some teddies. I have her at 362 at this point, so one more should do it, but I'd buy two, just in case.
GO TO THE "FRONT GATE." Look at the mirror (pervert XD) and then the towel. "Give her a kiss," then think that she'll beg for sex with you some day. Doing both will give you 10 each for hentai.
So now, you should be at 20/200 for Tomoko's hentai level.
DAY 6 (Saturday)
Go to the theatre. =D You should already have the required knowledge. Have sex, (charm) and then talk to Tomoko via phone twice. (It takes 5 energy each time.)
Ignore the message that you'll get when you try to go to sleep. You can't do anything until Monday, anyway.
DAY 7 (Sunday)
You'll automatically be in a "King of Fighters" cosplay contest. Choose Tomoko. (She has the closest resemblance, anyway.) Of COURSE she's Mai...
Go to Ami's (you should have plently of coffee.) Now you have 20-something coffee, or at least, you should.
Go to Downtown and work as a teacher. There's no risk. Then, talk to Tomoko via phone.
DAY 8
Save, buy a ring, and then talk to Tomoko. You should be able to "ask" again, meaning that you can finally date her! (I had her at 510. You need at least 500 before they'll be interested.) Guess a day, save, and then keep on guessing. Once you got the day, train, surf the web, save (just in case of Ryuuji) and date her.
I took her to the restaurant. Give her a RING at the restaurant.
GO TO THE SWIMMING FACILITY! Say "Your pinky is so nice," or whatever. Now you should have 40/200 Hentai.
DO NOOOOOT GO ON ANOTHER DATE WITH HER UNTIL THE YOU WANT HER AT "CLOSE FRIENDS" EXACTLY, NO MORE, NO LESS, FOR HER HENTAI LEVEL TO GO UP!
DAY 9
Eh... Try your luck with Kotomi. Go to her house and "ask." Don't worry if she rejects you. You don't lose anything.
Okay! Save, and train your strength! I got 66 in all! =D Except now I have 298/300... NO MATTER!
GO TO THE ROOFTOP! Say that she has the most wonderful breasts you've ever seen. Her hentai level should be 60/200
Sleep.
DAY 10
Karin (the girl with the gun and blue hair) will appear in your house. Um... Say (I can do more than just make her a model! Hehehe) Or something like that. You should have 20/100 on Hentai level for Karin...
Speaking of Karin, YOU HAVE A NEW PET KARIN! =D You should go in the basement every day and tend to her needs. The exp will stack up for the future.
Um... By the way, yes, I just said that you locked a girl in your basement. YOOOOOU PERVERTED BASTARD! Or bitch. XD
Anyway, because you can't date Tomoko yet. At this point, though, for SOME FUCKING REASON, I had to restart... I mean, it wouldn't load the game I saved, GODDAMMIT!
Anyway, SAVE, go to the pub, and FIGHT! Choose the king... Uh... The uh... The guy with the mask... THE STRONGEST GUY THERE, DAMMIT!
I was always able to beat him by aiming for his chest and holding "s." WHENEVER YOU ARE LOW ON MAGIC OR HEALTH, FIX IT BY COFFEE OR MEDICINE AFTEEEEEEER KNOCKING THE GUY OUT! It helps!
If you fail to beat him, load the game and try again. Once you DO beat him, though, you will get the belt of... Fighting.... Err... I'll explain what it will be used for later.
Save, and do the drug dealing job.
By the way, if you're NOT at 300 strength, or close, than train, and THEN fight the king of whatever!
DAY 11
Tend to Karin, and then save and work as a drug dealer twice. Buy about ten more coffee if needed. Sleep.
DAY 12
Do what you did on Day 11, minus the coffee buying.
DAY 13 (Saturday)
Tend to Karin, save, and instead of going to the theatre, GO TO THE SWIMMING FACILITY TO RACE AGAINST RYUUJI! Tomoko explains the rules. If you lose, load and try again.
After that, do a tutoring job, and then call Tomoko via phone... And ask Kotomi to "Do something 'H'!" Just in case. Sleep.
DAY 14 (Sunday)
Auto show! Wave to Tomoko, say that the suit suits Ami very well, and say that "whenever you need me, tell me" or something. Choose Tomoko, for the friendship points.
Now that THAT'S done with, CHECK IF YOU HAVE AT LEAST 20 HANKERCHIEFS! If not, than buy them, and then go to Ami's house. Make sure that you have at least 15 hankerchiefs afterwards.
Do a tutoring job, and then call Tomoko.
DAY 15
Tend to Karin. Go "Downtown," BUT, instead of drug dealing, do MODELING! It will eat up your money, but it will all be worth it in the future! ("Run Daily whatever.")
Train Ami in INTELLIGENCE
Train Karin in LUCK
Train Kotomi AND Tomoko in BEAUTY
Repeat for this entire session, EXCEPT FOR KOTOMI. In the last turn, she'll be maxed out in beauty, so use "seduction." This will make Sana lose fans, and Kotomi gain the loss.
Ask Kotomi for sex. It worked for me this time.
"Doing something "H" will require you to answer more questions, give her a ring, (a bear might work, if you answer all of her questions correctly) photo, and kiss. Don't worry if it doesn't work the first time. It doesn't take any energy, for some reason...
Say "Just fart!" ... Anyway, her hentai level will be 80/100.
DAY 16
FINALLY, you can have sex with Tomoko. "Follow her," and then "take her to a love hotel." (THAT requires 2000 of your money, and you MUST have 200 charm.)
Now her Hentai level is 100/200.
Tend to Karin's neeeeeeeds! Save, and then guess Tomoko's day. Once you got it, load, and then to a drug dealing job, and have sex for charm. Save again, (just in case) buy a ring, and go on a date with Tomoko!
I took her to "Golden City." Now Tomoko is your girlfriend! =D
If you took her to "Golden City," than she'll give you "Fragance..." Yes, you read that right.
GO TO THE FRONT GATE! Say "Enough talking, time for some real action." Now she should be 120/200.
DAY 17
You should probably do drug dealing jobs today. Don't forget about Karin~!
DAY 18
KARIN! Also, find the date, do a drug job, sex, and then take Tomoko to either the beach, or the mountains. I took her to the mountains.
DAY 19
Ami will be there to tell you to study with her for a test. DO IT! Now, with your remaining 30 energy, save, Karin, and then find the day. Load, have sex, and then take her to which ever you didn't take her yesterday.
DAY 20 (Saturday)
EXAM TIEM! =D It doesn't take any energy.
Karin, save, and "ASK" Sana again to be a "close friend" with her. Theatre. (You'll need to be "close friends" or better with Kotomi by next Saturday.) Tutor. Call Tomoko. Sleep... I'm sorry for the bland, short answers to what to do. ^^;
DAY 21 (Sunday)
IT'S UNDERWEAR DAY! =D I'll let you in on a little "secret..." If you say that you'll buy each pair of underwear for THE LETTER "o," (as in, "you") that counts as "200," BUT WITHOUT SPENDING ANY MONEY! =D The girls will like you for that! =D Unfortunately, you can't buy anything with "o" dollars. D=
Karin, and then MAKE SURE YOU HAVE 20 FLOWERS BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S! Tutor, call Tomoko, and then go to sleep.
DAY 22
Karin, save, day, load, drug dealer, sex, save, date to... OUTTA SPACE! YOU CAN DRIVE THERE, IF YA' WANT! =D XD You'll get a scouter! =D (It will let you know the measurements, plus the first day you kissed the girl, and what day she's free on.)
Go to Sana and "ask" again. She'll be your girlfriend, plus, you get the key to go through the door, if you want. (Sexy cutscenes.)
DAY 23
Karin, Modeling.
At this point, Ami should have 240 INTELLIGENCE, so have her spread RUMORS. This will take 1875 of Sana's fans.
Train Karin in "beauty" now.
Train Kotomi and Tomoko in "luck."
Have Ami spread rumors.
Train Karin in BEAUTY.
And LUCK for Kotomi and Tomoko again.
WHENEVER SANA HAS FANS, USE AMI TO SPREAD RUMORS! OTHERWISE, TRAIN HER IN "LUCK."
Beauty on Karin
Luck on Kotomi ONE MORE TIME
Luck on Tomoko
Have Ami do whatever she needs to do.
Train Karin on beauty ONE LAST TIME.
Find a JOB for Kotomi! (This will gain her fans and you moneh! =D... If successful.)
Luck on Tomoko ONE LAST TIME!
Sleep.
DAY 24
Karin, Modeling.
Either train Ami in "luck," or make her spread rumors, depending on if Sana has any fans or not.
And then Job search for the other three girls.
REPEAT FOR THE ENTIRE THING!
Sleep.
DAY 25
You know what? Try your luck on Tomoko. I was able to "Do someting 'H.'" XD
Say "DAMMIT, FUCK THE ALARM!" XD Now she's at 140/200 in Hentai level.
You may need to buy some more hankerchiefs and coffee for Karin.
And then, do modeling. Just repeat what you did last time. At this point, all that money you spent on the girls, SHOULD be paying off! Hell yeah! BD
DAY 26
Karin, modeling. NEXT!
DAY 27 (Saturday)
Go to the threatre! You already have the requirements for next Saturday, so... Raise your charm and intelligence.
Day 28 (Sunday)
DANCE PARTY! =D It really doesn't matter what choices you... Choose, at this point. THE GIRLS ARE USELESS TO YOU NOW! =O
Except for Ami. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 10 MEDICINES BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S!
Then, if you're NOT already maxed out on charm, have sex, and then surf the web. If so, than do a tutoring job, and then call some chick... It really doesn't matter at this point, again.
DAY 29-33
Modeling. If Ami is maxed out on beauty, and has no rumors to spread, than train her luck, obviously!
Also, at some point, Tomoko was at max fans, so I would use her for wishing. Also, you can use Ami and Tomoko for seducing Sana's fans. It will gain Ami fans, and Tomoko will have a use! =D
Day 34 (Saturday)
Karin, theatre, tutor, call a girl... Or use the remaining 40 for "surfing the web."
AT THIS POINT, YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE THEATRE FOR A WHILE! I will tell you when!
DAY 35 (Sunday)
You'll run into Tomoko at the mall! (Automatic cutscene.) Take her panties off... YOU NEED THAT NECKLACE! DX Also, her hentai level will be 160/200.
You can't talk to your teacher until day 36, though.
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 5 RINGS BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S!
DAY 36
Go to school, and then go into the classroom. Click on the hot teacher twice, and she'll take your necklace and your belt that you got for fighting the "Bloody King..." You can't get it back until day 43 though, because of the weekends.
Oh yeah, and "ask" Sana again. Now she'll be your lover! If you click on her, you'll have sex with her... Err...
Karin, and then modeling.
At this point, I also got Kotomi the max number of fans!
When you have 100 energy, (the first turn,) then train Tomoko in "Intelligence..." Unless she's already maxed out on that because of a wish. Then just use her for moneh.
And then I got Karin max fans! So I would use her to either seduce Sana's fans, or for wishing, in hopes of getting more energy!
DAY 37-41
Karin, modeling. Work on getting max fans for Ami.
DAY 42 (Sunday)
GAME SHOW! =D Again, it doesn't matter which one you buy, but there's a sexy cutscene or whatever with Tomoko's game.
GO TO AMI'S HOUSE! YOU WILL NEED 10 TEDDIES! Karin, and then either gain money + friendship exp with which ever girl you choose, or intelligence.
DAY 43
Talk to Akira, your teacher, and she'll give you the necklace back. Yay! Tend to Karin one last time, before "ASKing" her about the necklace! Now she'll be your maid!
Say "Thank the Internet and the Japanese..." Yadadada... The perverted option. This will get Karin 40/100 in Hentai level.
She'll still be in your basement. Talk to her, and then give her a teddy, a ring, and some flowers, before err... "ASKing..." (By that, I mean, "GIVE YOURSELF TO ME!") Now she'll be your playmate!
Say "although she tried to kill me..." Now she'll be at 60/100 in hentai level.
And here's the best part- YOU DON'T NEED TO TEND TO HER NEEDS ANYMORE! ='D I CAN HEAR THE ANGELS SINGING!
Err... Modeling.
DAY 44-46
Modeling. On day 46, I got Ami the max amount of fans.
DAY 47
Ami will appear in your house so you can study with her. DO EEEEEEEEET! At this point, I had 296 exp in knowledge, so I surfed the web to max out on it.
WHICH YOU WILL NEED TO DO TO GET THE "Mega-Playboy" ENDING!
DAY 48
Exams! And um... Well... I already had all girls with 29999 fans, and maxed out on all stats, at this point. Plus, I "did something 'H'" with both Kotomi and Tomoko... Plus, Sana's my lover, and Karin's my Playmate... So, if you're that far, I guess... Just... Do... Whatever. Gain more money. I don't care!
DAY 49 (Sunday)
Go to Ami's house! You don't need anything, but you DO need to go over there to get the playboy ending! Plus, naked Ami.
By the way, it's 7:07 PM... Like Nana and Nana's apartment number! =D
DAY 50
CHRISTMAS! =D I would suggest you go out with Karin. Why? Because otherwise, you can't raise her hentai level to the max... Or something... Well, I COULDN'T, ANYWAY! SO! Karin it is! Say
"This is the best gift from Gods..." Something or another... NOW she'll be at 80/100 hentai level!
DAY 51
Christmas party at school~! Just click "next." You'll only get a cutscene, and you won't need to do anything. You WILL, however, take a photo of naked Akira!
DAY 52-57
...I've just been dealing drugs...
DAY 58
New Year Pinic with girls in bikinis... WHERE DO THEY LIVE?! Just choose a girl and then do... Whatever.
DAY 59-62
RACK YOUR MONEY UP! You'll need at least 300,000 for the playboy end!
DAY 63
Fireworks festival! KISS TOMOKO! Then you'll be in a love hotel with her! Yay~!
BUT WAIT!
WHAT IS THAT OUT THE WINDOW?!
WHY IT'S KARIN! CHASE AFTER HER, DAMMIT!
She will become your lover, and, for some reason, Tomoko's hentai level will increase by NOT staying to have sex with her... Okay...
Say "All I did was make investments on your body..." And now, YOU'RE MAXED WITH KARIN'S HENTAI LEVEL! YAY~!!! 100/100!
Now you can see her every now and then at the "slums." She'll max out your energy!
PLUS, 180/200 with Tomoko!
DAY 64-68
Eh...
DAY 69 (Saturday) (Hehe... 69...)
Go to the theatre, now that you FINALLY have Karin at a "Lover" relation!
Day 70
Tomoko will have to choose between modeling jobs. If she has over 16,000 fans, than you can choose either one... I don't think it matters which one you choose. After that cutscene... Well... Neh...
DAY 71-74
...
DAY 75
Ami will show up at your house again! BUT, THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT! Do... Whatever. It really doesn't matter, unless you are NOT maxed out in knowledge! THEN, stay with Kotomi!
DAY 76 (Saturday)
LAST EXAM DAY! Assuming that you passed every other exam, including this one, you can FINALLY fuck your teacher! =D...?......... D= WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
After that, go to the theatre for a cutscene! (You WILL need to make the time machine, first!)
DAY 77
DAY 78
You'll be in the library with Tomoko. Enjoy the cutscene.
DAY 79.... DAY 80
You'll be in the library with Tomoko again.
DAY 81.... 82
Third day with Tomoko, but this time, KOTOMI ALSO THERE! =D THREESOME TIME!
DAY 83
Theatre for the cutscene!
DAY 84
Um... Some weird-ass cutscene will occur... Because of the high hentai levels...
DAY 85-87
Blank.
DAY 88
You'll be at the cosplay cafe! Why? ... I'unno. *Shrugs*
DAY 89.... I MEAN DAY 90 (Saturday)
Go to the theatre. By the way... Doesn't Ami look ADORABLE in that nurse's outfits?! <3
After this cutscene, TOMOKO AND KOTOMI'S HENTAI LEVEL WILL MAX! HELL YEAH! 200/200 AND 100/100!!!
DAY 91
Beauty contest. Tomoko Saeki won in this play through. (You don't get to choose.) Now she'll have a tiara whenever you talk to her!
DAY 92
...NOTHING!
Day 93
LESBO WITH AKIRA AND TOMOKO!
DAY 94-97
DAY 98
Gravure idol... Thing. I choose Tomoko this time, because she won the contest on day 91, so... And I WON?! I NEVER WON AGAINST AKIRA BEFORE! WOOHOO!!!
Eh... But... For some reason, they chose Ami..? Oh well. Whatever.
All, but Ami, will fuck "SimMan..." I'm assuming that he's supposed to be the creator of this game, or something.
DAY 99
I WOULD HIGHLY SUGGEST THAT YOU SAVE, IF YOU WANT TO SEE ALL OF THE ENDINGS!
DAY 100
THAT'S IT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT TO SEE THE PLAYBOY ENDING! And if not, THEN GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, 'CAUSE I GOT IT BY DOING EVERYTHING I SAID ON HERE! (I was playing the game while typing this, so OBVIOUSLY!)
And now that you finished the game, WATCH THE ANIME! (DNA2) IT'S FUCKING HILIARIOUS! XD
***********************IF YOU ARE NOT CHEATING!**************************
If you're NOT cheating by using "testbug," than LISTEN UP!
I started my stats as-
Strength- 27
Knowledge- 1
Charm- 2
DAY 1
Save at the Mystic place, and then go to the "Pub." Train your STRENGTH. If you don't get at least 30, load the game and try again.
BUY 10 Hankerchiefs and Coffee. Save.
GO SWIMMING! You're going to be doing this a LOT! Load if you fail at winning!
DAY 2-4
SWIM, DAMN YOU! You can upgrade to class "C" when you're about 70 in strength.
DAY 5
Enjoy the cutscene. =3 THEN SWIM!
DAY 6 (Saturday)
Swimming is closed today. )= So go to the theatre! =D And then use the remaining 40 energy on training your charm, and wits.
DAY 7 (Sunday)
KING OF FIGHTERS COSPLAYING TIEM! Choose Tomoko. In this non-cheating version, that will help you score with Tomoko by 20 experiance!
GO BUY 20 COFFEES AND THEN GO TO AMI! Use the remaining 40 on getting smarter via computer.
DAY 8-9
SWIM LITTLE PIGGY, SWIM! I was able to win a "B" race with about 127 strength.
DAY 10
ENJOY YOUR PET KARIN! Say "(Look at that body! I can use it for more than just modeling! Hehehe...)" And then you'll be at 20/100 Hentai level with Karin.
Buy 25 hankies and coffees, and then swim. Why 25? The extras are for Karin.
DAY 11
Tend to Karin's neeeeeeds! Then, buy 5 flowers, because YOU'RE TALKIN' TA' TOMOKO TA'DAY! =D
You should already be able to ASK after TALKing, thanks to the KOF cosplay contest.
Yeah! She's your new friend. Talk, give her flowers, and talk again. Leave, save and repeat until she's a GOOD FRIEND. THEN, instead of flowers, GIVE HER TEDDY BEARS!
You can "ASK" again and then give her teddies after her friendship exp. reaches 100.
Now, she'll ask you questions.
Tomoko Saeki
Phone Number:866-656-7354
Birthday: November 21
Her dad works at Ecophobia Games
Favorite Movie: Love Generation
Favorite Car: Carrera GT
Favorite Song: Blurry Eyes
Favority Colors: Red, Blue, Black, Pink
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Breast: 88
Hips: 89
Waist: 56
Weight:47 kg
Height: 163 cm
Blood Type: AB
Fukoma... WHICH ISN'T TRUE! DX (In the anime, she goes to a different school.)
If you're a "Good Friend" with her, than you can go to the "Front Gate" for an event. "Give her a kiss," then think "(Someday, you'll be begging me to take you to bed with me.)"
DAY 12
Karin. Save. And then start swimming again... Though you'll probably get stuck with a cutscene. WHICH IS GOOD! (That was my mistake. Sorry. XD) Say "You're pinky is lovely!"
Now she should be at 40/200 hentai level... I seriously think that the maker of this game had a crush on Tomoko.
Aaaah shit... SORRY THAT I DIDN'T WARN YOU! BUT THAT'S OKAY! Just train your strength at the pub instead! You'll just not get any charm or money for it, but you should be maxed out, then.
DAY 13 (Saturday)
Karin, save, and then GO TO THE SWIMMING FACILITY TO RACE AGAINST RYUUJI!
OBVIOUSLY, load and try again if you fail! All relationships will increase by 20 percent. Woo. Train your smarts with computer.
DAY 14 (Sunday)
AUTO SHOW! =D Vote for Tomoko.
Karin, and then MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 20 HANKIES! You'll probably need to buy some afterwards, BUT THEN, GO TO AMI'S!
I would actually spend my remaining energy on WORKING as a TUTOR DOWNTOWN, and then use the remaining 5 to CALL TOMOKO!
DAY 15
Karin. Save. Tomoko. You'll be able to "ASK" again when her EXP IS AT 500! NOW YOU'LL BE AT "Close Friend" WITH HER!
You may date her if you want.
GUESS ON HER DAY, FIRST! AND THEN LOAD WHEN YOU GOT IT! DEAL DRUGS, AND THEN HAVE SEX, BEFORE GOING ON THE ACTUAL DATE WITH HER!
BUT SAVE! Just in case.
Answer her questions correctly, and then give her a teddy bear... Or flowers, if you took her to the forest.
THOUGH, THE DATE REALLY ISN'T NECESSARY!
GO TO THE ROOFTOP, NEXT! TELL HER HOW "Amazing" HER BOOBS ARE!
DAY 16
EVENT TIEM! "Follow her," and then "go to a hotel..." EXCEPT YOU NEED 200 CHARM (I think) AND 2000 MONIES!
Now you should be... Well, I dunno. I fucked up, so I wasn't able to attend this event. DX Oh well. SORRY!
Tend to Karin, buy a ring, SAVE, and then see what day Tomoko is free at.
Actually, You don't REALLY need a ring. It all depends on where you take her.
ANYWAY! Once you have your day, deal drugs, have sex, and then GO ON YER DATE!
IF YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP, LIKE ME, THAN SHE SHOULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW. =D
REMEMBER THAT YOU KISSED HER ON DAY 16!
I took her to the forest. The gift is cheap there. (Flowers) Plus, I don't need to "RENT A CAR."
THEN, GO TO THE "Front Gate." Think "(Time for some real action!)"
DAY 17
Karin. Day. Drug dealing, sex...
And then take TOMOKO to the restuarant, or "Golden City." (The gift is a RING!)
For SOME REASON, I STILL couldn't kiss her... I swear, I took her to the forest... Maybe...
I would rent a car if you choose "Golden City."
DAY 18...
I'm still lost... Take her to the "blue mountains" or something. Give her FLOWERS there. Also, I would suggest RENTING A CAR.
DAY 19
AMI WILL BARGE INTO YOUR HOUSE! Oh well. GO STUDY WITH HER!
Find the day with Tomoko, have sex, OR, use your computer for knowledge! THREE TIMES! And then take her to... A place you haven't taken her to yet.
Teddy for beach, I always used a ring for space.
DAY 20 (Saturday)
EXAMS! You should be able to pass.
Karin. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE REQUIRED KNOWLEDGE, LIKE ME, BECAUSE I'M BEHIND (125) THEN TRAIN IT UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST 125 IN KNOWLEDGE! CHECK AFTER USING YOUR COMPUTER 4 TIMES! YOU MAY GET LUCKY! If not, than just use the day to train your smarts.
BUT IF SO, THEN GO TO THE THEATRE!
DAY 21 (Sunday)
UNDERWEAR DAY! =D Buy ALL underwear for the LETTER "o." It's a glitch. =3
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 20 BUNDLES OF FLOWERS BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S!
ALSO, TEND TO KARIN!
I used the remaining energy on sex and knowledge via 'puter.
Also, Karin.
DAY 22
Karin. And then, press the "space bar," twice. If you have everything in the SECOND row, than buy 5 flowers and 3 bears, and talk to KOTOMI today! If you don't, than go on a date with Tomoko. I think she gives you shit in Golden City, the mountains, and the beach.
You should know this, but once you find the day, load, drug deal, sex, and THEN date.
DAY 23
Karin, and then work on KOTOMI! At this point, I was able to go on a date on the first time talking to her!
Kotomi Takanashi
Phone Number: 866-731-8410
Birthday: August 29
Her mom works at: MIScom
Favorite Movie: You and Me
Favorite Car: 360 Spyder
Favorite Song: Titanic
Favorite Colors: Black, Red, Brown, Yellow
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Waist: 53
Breast: 84
Weight: 43 kg
Height: 155 cm
Blood Type: O
Hips: 83
I took her to "Golden City."
I WAS ABLE TO GET THE LIBRARY AND THE MEDICAL EVENT WITH KOTOMI AT THIS POINT! Says "Looking for Enjo" and then "tickle her."
Now she's at 40/100 Hentai. Woo.
DAY 24
Karin, day, work, sex, actual date. GO TO THE GYM and say "We can still do phone sex."
DAY 25-26
Karin. Save. Day. Load. Work. Sex. Save. Date. Repeat.
ONCE YOU HAVE ALL THREE MAGAZINES, "ASK" the BLONDE CHICK named SANA AT THE MYSTIC SAVING PLACE, AND THEN "ASK" AGAIN! Because you should have most of Tomoko's gifts, as well. ='D
DAY 27 (Saturday)
Karin, and then GO TO THE THEATRE! I spent the rest of my energy on sex and knowledge.
DAY 28 (Sunday)
DANCE PARTAY! Karin, and then you need at least 10 MEDICINES, BEFORE GOING TO AMI'S! Spend the rest of your energy however you want.
DAY 29
Karin. Save. Then get TOMOKO'S DAY! Work, sex, and then you should have plenty of money, at this point! Buy a ring, if you don't already have one, and then TAKE HER TO THE MOOOOON! Seriously. Take her to OUTA SPACE!
ASK SANA, and now she'll be a "girlfriend."
DAY 30-32
Karin. Then TRAIN YER STRENGTH, MOTHA FUCKAAAA! MOTHA FUCKA! Seriously. Train it until you're 300/300 on strength, and then fight the BLOODY KING! Load if you lose.
DAY 33
Karin, and THEN just train your stats.
DAY 34 (Saturday)
Go to the theatre! Also, Karin.
DAY 35 (Sunday)
AT THIS POINT, YOU SHOULD BE ABOUT EQUAL TO THE DAY 35 ABOVE, SO, SO I WON'T HAVE TO REPEAT EVERYTHING, GO TO THE DAY 35 ABOVE (when your name would be "testbug") AND CONTINUE FROM THERE!
It's 11:11 right now. X3
- Current Music:Silent Hill by KoRn
- Current Mood:
indifferent
I play Sim dating games when I'm bored. I have a... "Guilty pleasure," I suppose?
LOZ- The Dating Game (18+, but funny.)
computer just caught a virus
mikmemalon@hotmail
likes beach
high places
never does bed
fav song =#2
goto lake hylia, hates liars (so do I)
Dirty Harry
Clothes
Bartend
Talon built the bar. Duh.
Nayru:
Tortilla soup
Swim
Just broke up with boyfriend
Kokori forest
Cool environment
Zora flippers
Din:
Red
BF is Nayru
Red "soup" is in her house, and spices, plus a... "Bath tub."
Death Mountain (Duh!)
"Because of my mom"
"I got drunk" XD
Saria:
Green, "obviously." XD
She stays home
Forest, DUH!
Russian VODKAH~!
Favorite food is "PAAASTAAAAAAA~!!!"
Taking a bath
Gemini
Zelda:
P_Zelda@Gmail.com
She likes... Cocaine
255 404 607
88 56 85
Castle Courtyard (Duuuuh!)
Etiqutte
Kama Sutra
Gossip
Lefty
Babestation:
Arachne:
Likes punk clothing.
Favorite game genre: Rhythm Action... Seriously?
Shots
Meat
Black
Goth-Metal
Kylie:
Arcade clothes.
Energy Drinks
Hillbilly-rock
Real Time Strategy. FINALLY!
Crisps (Food)
Green
Gina:
Sporty clothing
Sports video games...
Salad
House (Music)
Water
Red
"WHY IS THERE HAMBURGER HELPER IN MY MILK?!"
Pico Sim Date:
Nene Chow:
nene08426@hotmail.com
165 cm tall
133 IQ
Instantious
53 for waist... I think.
Pico Sim Date 2:
Sabrina:
Dark Glow
Magma Red
Garden... In her basement.
Peanut butter and jelly
Thin-haired weasels
Sweet strawberry icecream (dessert)
She hates fish
She hates Family Studies in school
September 13th is her birthday
She works in a fish factory
Her favorite clothing... Seriously? *Headdesk* "Razor Sharp..."
Emotion flashes
Erika:
June 8th
Boom Boom Sports Drink
Shoot Out
Vex'd up
South Portal School
Mini-Golf Park
Hates Science
Jeffy Ultimo
California
Mia:
Favourite band – Salt & Vanilla
Favorite styling – Dremio
Favorite music – RnB
Birth date – April 30
Science preferred – Math
Shinii
Works as waitress
Kate *Facepalm* seriously? I fucking hate Naruto...:
She wants to live in Japan. REALLY?!
Bookmarkd
Three brothers
January 18th
PAAASTAAAA~!!!
Fudge Pears... And now I'm hungry.
Fruits Basket... AWESOME!
She's not so bad, after all! XD
Aww... She's actually kind of cute~!!
Elf Sim Date
(Talk to them until you get about 245-260 experiance, before you can give something to the girls.)
Cosette
20years old
November 11
Breast: 79 cm.
Pink and White
Water
She doesn't eat, apparently...
From: The Fangorn Forest
Height: 152 cm.
Hips: 70 cm.
Location: Great River
LOTR book: The Hobbit
LOTR Song: "On My Own" Gollums Song
LOTR Location: The Shine
LOTR part: The Hobit
1-998-5426-377
"You can close you eyes to reality but not to memories."
The Thief
Stats: Persuasion and Speed
Game?: Lord of the Rings Battle
Weight: 41 KG
Waist: 48 cm.
Elphaba
(Wicked)
Age: 19 years old
December 14
Sign: The Witch
1-542-1897-236
Drink: Water
She eats anything "not too special."
Yellow and Purple
Location: The Dark City
Stats: Magic and Strength
Song: "Defying Gravity" Wicked
LOTR book: The Fellowship of the Ring
LOTR Song: Mina's Morgul
"You don't care whether I live or die."
Defend Your Castle
Measurements:
Weight: 55 KG
Height: 171 cm.
Breast: 84 cm.
Waist: 53 cm.
Hips: 81 cm.
Eponine
(Les Miserables)
18 years
February 19
Breast: 71 cm.
Black and White
Water
She'll eat anything healthy =3
Height: 159 cm.
Hips: 75 cm.
Location: The Woods
LOTR book: The Return of the King
LOTR Song: Concerning Hobbit
LOTR Location: The Misty Mountains
1-541-2367-089
"A wall against pain is also a wall that keeps out the joy."
Sign: The Night
Stats: Charm and Romance
The Sims- I like this girl! =D XD
Weight: 46 KG
Waist: 49 cm.
...Is this a Lords Of The Rings sim dating game..?
Fantine
(Les Miserables)
21 years old
May 30
Breast: 83 cm.
White and Blue
Drink: A strong pint of beer
Pizza
From: The Grey havens
Height:169
Hips: 80 cm
Location: The Beach
LOTR book: The Hobbit
LOTR Location: The Grey havens
LOTR Song: The Bridge of Khazad-Dum
1-550-2200-911
Quote: "Worry does not empty today of it's sorrow, but if it's strength."
Sign: The Spring
Speed and Strength
Final Fantasy VII... She OBVIOUSLY hasn't played VI.
Weight: 51 KG
Waist: 52 cm.
Glinda
(Wicked)
Age: 20 years old
Birthday: July 26
Sign: The Tower
Phone number: 1-541-7140-290
Favorites:
Drink: The finest Wine from Moria
Food: Anything Healthy
Black and Blue
Location: The Night Club
Stats: Magic and Romance
Song: "Popular" Wicked
LOTR book: The Two Towers
"You can close you eyes to reality but not to memories."
LORT soundtrack: The treason of Isengard
LORT location: Helms Deep
Kingdom Hearts
Weight: 52 KG
Height: 166 cm.
Breast: 79 cm.
Waist: 52 cm.
Hips: 81 cm.
She's from Rivendell
Nessarose
(Wicked)
Age: 18 years old
Birthday: March 22
Sign: The Guardian
Phone number: 1-542-1620-112
Favorites:
She's gonna die of dehydration... HOW did she live to eighteen?! Just... HOW?! Anyway~.
Food: On a diet
Colors: Orange and Red
Location: The Casino
Stats: Charm and Strength
Song: "No Good Deed"
LOTR book: Return of the King
"You can close...not memories"
Unreal Flash - Halo
Measurements:
Weight: 50 KG
Height: 156 cm.
Breast: 75 cm.
Waist: 54 cm.
Hips: 80 cm.
From: The Grey Heavens
LOTR Song: The council of Elrond
LORT part: The Return of the King
LORT location: Mina's Tirith
Idol Boys Sims:
A dating simulator for girls! =D
It doesn't have any questions, but it's really worth playing! Especially for Devin's and uh... "Cody's" back stories. The other three are good, too. PLAY IT FOR THE CHARACTERS!
Elliv Island:
Ivai
favorite place- beach
favorite jewlry- ring
anime- naruto and seELa
height- 170cm
weight-55kg
drink- es degan
film- serial experimental lain
from- flower town
song- don't cried me by anima
favorite gift- flower
number-085-321
game- harvest moon
book-not like to read
not like- play boy
age-18
birthday-November 15
food-fried fish is special
color-pink
car-I havn't
Ellie
number-085-332
age-18
birthday- may 5th
car- I havn't
food-fried rice is special
anime-hikarunogo and slamdunk
height-170cm
books-flash game maker
drink-water
jewelry-necklare
game-breath of fire IV
from-grass town
weight-54kg
gift-flower
film-nothing
not like:play boy
song-never willing by from five minutes
colour:green
favorite place:Cave Hot Spring
Cheats:
sagara
hikarunogo
Other Age:
Err... You... Create your own guy...?
"You can get Mr. Nobody a lot, so u have to choose carefully. anything you say wont make you lose with this idiot.
For Dornick, there is no culprit. it is just the princess' father testing you so yeah...
For Neody in order to make the fire you have to get the fire crystal or whatever and that is under a leaf or something. You have to look around for a glowing spot and click on it.
Yumbrad prefers an overactive, hyper girl as opposed to a shy girl.
For Zoui you have to say "I am the princess of FOOD kingdom." Stupid, but it works. Then at the cafeteria you have to feed him food. but be careful what you feed him. if you want to play it safe, choose cheese pizza, bubble juice, golden steak, yogurt salad. baked fish and strawberry ice cream.
For Lenz, you just be nice, date in the library. not real romantic, but a game's a game!"
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_some_cheats_for_the_online_game_known_as_Other_Age
I haven't actually try the dating thing, yet.
Lunar Days:
simdatinglikeaboss
–> found IN the game: go to EAST GATE & look on fence door panel
- unlocks & makes all guys & girl your SOULMATES
- gives you max. of 25 ITEMS each & TOOLS (shovel, marker, flashlight)
- gives you $ 5000
iswearipaidforallofit
- gives you max. of 25 ITEMS each & TOOLS (shovel, marker, flashlight)
stealingistoomainstream
gives maximum relationship with TERRANCE (right hideout room)
wafflesdontyoumeancarrots
gives maximum relationship with ELIAS (left hideout room)
letthecatoutofthebag
gives maximum relationship with FIDEL (station house)
gogoflowerpower
gives maximum relationship with AIDEN (flower shop)
effthepolice
automatically unlocks VEON = all RED signs put/drawn next to bird in south outskirts (behind door after farther outskirts)
-order: (bird), SUN, (tree), BIRD, (house), FLOWERS, (rainbow), DOG, (person), FRIEND (signs in brackets are added by another drawer after each rest)
- going back after next rest: VEON caught
- CHOOSE: I) watch over Veon to unlock Veon
ilikedveonbeforehewascool
gives maximum relationship with VEON (finish game with him)
workingovertime
Automatically unlocks CLYDE (carousel)
- carousel is running (after rest & Clyde=love interest)
gardeningisforsquares
- automatically unlocks RAINE (girl in the woods behind east fence gate)
ihaveathingfortwintails
gives maximum relationship with RAINE
bartermaster
automatically unlocks SKY = after getting FLASHLIGHT(in factory)
- give him terry the toaster (book)
canihaspicturebook
- gives maximum relationship with SKY
Veon: Outside Aiden's flower shop is a blue bucket. If you click it, you get a red marker. Go to South Street and continue to the South Outskirts, there you should see a drawing of bird on stone or something somewhere near the bottom, but not actually at the bottom. Click on that and Karina will add something to that picture. Leave the South Outskirts and come back every day. Every day you come back will have another drawing added on, and you add on something. Eventually when you go there on like Day 5 or 6 or something, you will see Terrance and Elias there with Veon tied up. Terrance will ask you whether you would like to watch over Veon or stay there with Elias while Terrance turns Veon in. You pick the choice where you watch over Veon, then you unlock him.
Clyde: This won't work if you have unlimited HP. You go to Xolga's shop, and you click work until you run out of HP. Once you run out of HP, you click work one more time, and you'll faint. Then once you wake up and everything, go to the Carousel and he should be there.
Sky: Outside of Xolga's shop there should be this green trash bin. Click on it and you get a pencil. Go to the hotel where Alix is, and if you talk to him, he'll trade you and you'll get a paperclip. Take the paperclip to Fidel and he'll give you a pair of scissors. Take the scissors to Aiden and he'll give you a pocket knife. Take the pocket knife to Elias and he'll give you a screwdriver. Take the screwdriver to Xolga and he'll give you a magnifying glass. Take the magnifying glass to Terrance and he'll give you a lean brush. Take that to Mr. Toko and he'll you a flashlight, then you can go to the factory, where Sky is.
Raine: Buy 12 roses from Aiden, eventually while you buy them he'll give you a shovel. Once you buy all 12 roses, go to the Woods and plant all 12 roses by clicking on the ground or something. Once you're done with that, get out of the woods, then go back in, and she should be there.
Chrono Days:
(bi2)How to unlock Bianca:
Go to the „Hayes Mansion“(In the past) and click on the piano. Now, imagine the piano keys are numbred. Like, the first on on the left is 1, the key to the upper.right is 2 and the one next to the first one is 3, ect. The correct order of clicking the keys would be this way then: 8, 11, 10, 5, 9, 6, 8, 4, 3, 11.
If you clicked the correct keys, you should see a cut-scene and after that you can start talking to her.
(bi3)Info:
When you choose what to say to her/answer a guestion, don't comment on her appearance untill you have the opinion to at least give gifts to her and don't treat her like a doll, but like a human. Also, ask about her father(as a person, not his actions....most of the time anyway), since he's really dear to her.
As for gifts, she likes flowers.
(em1)Emmett
(em2)How to unlock Emmett:
On day 2, go to the train station(in the past) and choose the answer „Um, sure. But how are you going to give it back to me if you're leaving?“, that way he'll later come back to Reton on day 10(he'll be at the train station).
(em3)Info:
When you choose what to say to him/answer a guestion, then choose kind and worrying, yet not lecturing, answers. Also, when it's possible, talk about the day you met and always give turthful answers.
As for gifts, he likes candy and plush toy.
(co1)Cole
(co2)How to unlock Cole:
On day 2, in the past, go to the train station and there you meet Emmett. Choose the answer „No, that's okay. You can just keep it.“. On day 10, in the future, you'll see a cutscene where you finally meet Cole. After that he will appear in the library.
(co3)Info:
When you choose what to say to him/answer a guestion, then choose the answers that are not so serious(well, most of the time...).
As for gifts, he likes tokens and power bar.
(zo1)Oz
(zo2)How to unlock Oz:
Firs you need to earn $300, you can do it in the past by working at Gentelmen Goods and in the future by working at Reton Mall. After you have earned enough money, go to your apartment(The Emerald Apartment) and click on the computer. Then click on Firecat and then click on Oz picture(On the second row, the middle picture). Then click on Buy Now and he will arrive 2 days later. After that he will appear in your apartment.
(zo3)Info:
When you choose what to say to him/answer a guestion, then choose the answers what you would ask/answer a normal person, most of the time.Also, he's like a curious little child.
As for gifts, he likes stickers(definitely give him those at least once XD).
If you give him stickers, you'll have special cutscene.
(cc1)(Some)Cheat codes:
doublerainbowpride
(Maximun relationship with Bianca)
ohgoditsinfmajor
(Automatically unlocks Bianca)
insovietrussiayouhealbandage
(Maximum relationship with Emmett)
donottrytrainjumpingathome
(Automatically unlocks Emmett)
ddrripoffsftw
(Maximum relationship with Cole)
guyaissecretlyace
(Automatically unlocks Cole)
allsimboysarerobotsanyway
(Maximum relationship with Oz)
screwtherulesihavemoney
(Automatically unlocks Oz)
fastfoward
(Brings you to the 30th day)
itstimeforinflation
(Gives you $1000)
Ganguro Girls (18+):
Being called "20" gives you max of everything. (Delete the space at the front of "20.")
I played this a lot when I was younger, but I only saw one girl, so...
Name: Saori Nako
She likes: Charm (50%), Strength (40%)
Phone number: 555-933-8117
Birthday: Jun 17
Zodiac: Gemini
Music: Pizzicato 5
Shop: Tokyu
Label: Egoist
Will stop being Ganguro at age: 20
Been to Love Hotel: Never
Height: 163 cm
Weight: 45 kg
Breast: 88 cm
Waist: 54 cm
Hips: 87 cm
Blood Type: AB
What she does for a living: Student
Hotel Room: R311
Because, EVERYONE should know the girl's blood type and hip size before banging a girl.
Sim Girl (18+)
Probably one of the most well known, by that, I mean, infamous..? Sim dating game, ever.
Have "testbug" as your name if you want max money and stats... Or high stats. One of the two... I think it's all lowercase. But you can't get the sexy ending that you can watch at NewGrounds or YouTube.
Kotomi Takanashi
Phone Number: 866-731-8410
Birthday: August 29
Her mom works at: MIScom
Favorite Movie: You and Me
Favorite Car: 360 Spyder
Favorite Song: Titanic
Favorite Colors: Black, Red, Brown, Yellow
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Waist: 53
Breast: 84
Weight: 43 kg
Height: 155 cm
Blood Type: O
Tomoko Saeki
Phone Number:866-656-7354
Birthday: November 21
Her dad works at Ecophobia Games
Favorite Movie: Love Generation
Favorite Car: Carrera GT
Favorite Song: Blurry Eyes
Favority Colors: Red, Blue, Black, Pink
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Breast: 88
Hips: 89
Waist: 56
Weight:47 kg
Height: 163 cm
Blood Type: AB
The other two girls, you don't need to know things like the fucking BLOOD TYPE!
Final Fantasy Dating Game:
There's a glitch, where you can just click on where the "talk" button is, and, without wasting energy. You just rack up those relationship points!
250 stat points per attribute- iamsin
Yuna
Age: 17 (...What?)
Cup: B35
Favorite food: Pizza
Favorite candy: Chocolate
Favorite stat: Spirit
Favorite band: System of a down
Favorite song: Chop Suey
Favorite car: Subaru WRX
Favorite place: Lake Macalania
Favorite drink: Water
Game: Final Fantasy 10
Selphie Tillmitt
Age: 17
Cup: B30
Favorite song: Hey Boy
Favorite car: Any fast car
Favorite food: any candy
Favorite candy: Any Candy
Favorite band: Teddybears STHLM
Favorite stat: Strength
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite place: Lunar Base
Game: Final Fantasy 8... Is that supposed to be her FAVORITE or something?!
Quistis Trepe
Age: 18 (I thought she was Squall's age!)
Cup: C30
Favorite song: My Band
Favorite car: Lamborghini Diablo
Favorite food: Pancakes
Favorite candy: Winegum
Favorite band: D12
Favorite stat: Strength
Favorite drink: Coke
Favorite place: Sleeping Forest
Game: Final Fantasy 8
Garnet Alexandros
Age: 16
Cup: B25
Favorite song: Sleep
Favorite car: Subaru WRX
Favorite food: Pizza, lollipops
Favorite band: Dandy Warhols
Favorite stat: Spirit
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite place: Beach
Game: Final Fantasy 9
Tifa Lockheart
Age: 20
Cup: D40
Favorite song: I dislike music
Favorite car: Toyota Yaris
Favorite food: Spaghetti
Favorite candy: Lollypops
Favorite band: I hate music
Favorite stat: Strength
Favorite drink: Coke
Favorite place: Northern Crater
Game: Final Fantasy 7
Rinoa Heartilly
Age: 17
Cup: C30
Favorite song: Eyes on Me
Favorite car: Cars suck
Favorite food: Spaghetti
Favorite candy: Ice Cream
Favorite band: Julia
Favorite stat: Luck
Favorite drink: Wine
Favorite place: Northern Crater
Game: Final Fantasy 8
Sarah Bright
Age: 18
Cup: A17
Favorite song: In the End
Favorite car: NSX-T 1997
Favorite food: Lasagne
Favorite candy: Chocolate
Favorite band: the Offspring
Favorite stat: Vitality
Favorite drink: Sprite
Favorite place: Lunar Base
Game: Not from Final Fantasy
Lenne
Age: 19
Cup: C37
Favorite song: Suteki Da Ne
Favorite car: Porshe Carrera GT
Favorite food: No favorite Food
Favorite candy: No favorite
Favorite band: Nobuo Uematsu
Favorite stat: Speed
Favorite drink: Vodka
Favorite place: Lake Macalania
Game: Final Fantasy X-2
LOZ- The Dating Game (18+, but funny.)
computer just caught a virus
mikmemalon@hotmail
likes beach
high places
never does bed
fav song =#2
goto lake hylia, hates liars (so do I)
Dirty Harry
Clothes
Bartend
Talon built the bar. Duh.
Nayru:
Tortilla soup
Swim
Just broke up with boyfriend
Kokori forest
Cool environment
Zora flippers
Din:
Red
BF is Nayru
Red "soup" is in her house, and spices, plus a... "Bath tub."
Death Mountain (Duh!)
"Because of my mom"
"I got drunk" XD
Saria:
Green, "obviously." XD
She stays home
Forest, DUH!
Russian VODKAH~!
Favorite food is "PAAASTAAAAAAA~!!!"
Taking a bath
Gemini
Zelda:
P_Zelda@Gmail.com
She likes... Cocaine
255 404 607
88 56 85
Castle Courtyard (Duuuuh!)
Etiqutte
Kama Sutra
Gossip
Lefty
Babestation:
Arachne:
Likes punk clothing.
Favorite game genre: Rhythm Action... Seriously?
Shots
Meat
Black
Goth-Metal
Kylie:
Arcade clothes.
Energy Drinks
Hillbilly-rock
Real Time Strategy. FINALLY!
Crisps (Food)
Green
Gina:
Sporty clothing
Sports video games...
Salad
House (Music)
Water
Red
"WHY IS THERE HAMBURGER HELPER IN MY MILK?!"
Pico Sim Date:
Nene Chow:
nene08426@hotmail.com
165 cm tall
133 IQ
Instantious
53 for waist... I think.
Pico Sim Date 2:
Sabrina:
Dark Glow
Magma Red
Garden... In her basement.
Peanut butter and jelly
Thin-haired weasels
Sweet strawberry icecream (dessert)
She hates fish
She hates Family Studies in school
September 13th is her birthday
She works in a fish factory
Her favorite clothing... Seriously? *Headdesk* "Razor Sharp..."
Emotion flashes
Erika:
June 8th
Boom Boom Sports Drink
Shoot Out
Vex'd up
South Portal School
Mini-Golf Park
Hates Science
Jeffy Ultimo
California
Mia:
Favourite band – Salt & Vanilla
Favorite styling – Dremio
Favorite music – RnB
Birth date – April 30
Science preferred – Math
Shinii
Works as waitress
Kate *Facepalm* seriously? I fucking hate Naruto...:
She wants to live in Japan. REALLY?!
Bookmarkd
Three brothers
January 18th
PAAASTAAAA~!!!
Fudge Pears... And now I'm hungry.
Fruits Basket... AWESOME!
She's not so bad, after all! XD
Aww... She's actually kind of cute~!!
Elf Sim Date
(Talk to them until you get about 245-260 experiance, before you can give something to the girls.)
Cosette
20years old
November 11
Breast: 79 cm.
Pink and White
Water
She doesn't eat, apparently...
From: The Fangorn Forest
Height: 152 cm.
Hips: 70 cm.
Location: Great River
LOTR book: The Hobbit
LOTR Song: "On My Own" Gollums Song
LOTR Location: The Shine
LOTR part: The Hobit
1-998-5426-377
"You can close you eyes to reality but not to memories."
The Thief
Stats: Persuasion and Speed
Game?: Lord of the Rings Battle
Weight: 41 KG
Waist: 48 cm.
Elphaba
(Wicked)
Age: 19 years old
December 14
Sign: The Witch
1-542-1897-236
Drink: Water
She eats anything "not too special."
Yellow and Purple
Location: The Dark City
Stats: Magic and Strength
Song: "Defying Gravity" Wicked
LOTR book: The Fellowship of the Ring
LOTR Song: Mina's Morgul
"You don't care whether I live or die."
Defend Your Castle
Measurements:
Weight: 55 KG
Height: 171 cm.
Breast: 84 cm.
Waist: 53 cm.
Hips: 81 cm.
Eponine
(Les Miserables)
18 years
February 19
Breast: 71 cm.
Black and White
Water
She'll eat anything healthy =3
Height: 159 cm.
Hips: 75 cm.
Location: The Woods
LOTR book: The Return of the King
LOTR Song: Concerning Hobbit
LOTR Location: The Misty Mountains
1-541-2367-089
"A wall against pain is also a wall that keeps out the joy."
Sign: The Night
Stats: Charm and Romance
The Sims- I like this girl! =D XD
Weight: 46 KG
Waist: 49 cm.
...Is this a Lords Of The Rings sim dating game..?
Fantine
(Les Miserables)
21 years old
May 30
Breast: 83 cm.
White and Blue
Drink: A strong pint of beer
Pizza
From: The Grey havens
Height:169
Hips: 80 cm
Location: The Beach
LOTR book: The Hobbit
LOTR Location: The Grey havens
LOTR Song: The Bridge of Khazad-Dum
1-550-2200-911
Quote: "Worry does not empty today of it's sorrow, but if it's strength."
Sign: The Spring
Speed and Strength
Final Fantasy VII... She OBVIOUSLY hasn't played VI.
Weight: 51 KG
Waist: 52 cm.
Glinda
(Wicked)
Age: 20 years old
Birthday: July 26
Sign: The Tower
Phone number: 1-541-7140-290
Favorites:
Drink: The finest Wine from Moria
Food: Anything Healthy
Black and Blue
Location: The Night Club
Stats: Magic and Romance
Song: "Popular" Wicked
LOTR book: The Two Towers
"You can close you eyes to reality but not to memories."
LORT soundtrack: The treason of Isengard
LORT location: Helms Deep
Kingdom Hearts
Weight: 52 KG
Height: 166 cm.
Breast: 79 cm.
Waist: 52 cm.
Hips: 81 cm.
She's from Rivendell
Nessarose
(Wicked)
Age: 18 years old
Birthday: March 22
Sign: The Guardian
Phone number: 1-542-1620-112
Favorites:
She's gonna die of dehydration... HOW did she live to eighteen?! Just... HOW?! Anyway~.
Food: On a diet
Colors: Orange and Red
Location: The Casino
Stats: Charm and Strength
Song: "No Good Deed"
LOTR book: Return of the King
"You can close...not memories"
Unreal Flash - Halo
Measurements:
Weight: 50 KG
Height: 156 cm.
Breast: 75 cm.
Waist: 54 cm.
Hips: 80 cm.
From: The Grey Heavens
LOTR Song: The council of Elrond
LORT part: The Return of the King
LORT location: Mina's Tirith
Idol Boys Sims:
A dating simulator for girls! =D
It doesn't have any questions, but it's really worth playing! Especially for Devin's and uh... "Cody's" back stories. The other three are good, too. PLAY IT FOR THE CHARACTERS!
Elliv Island:
Ivai
favorite place- beach
favorite jewlry- ring
anime- naruto and seELa
height- 170cm
weight-55kg
drink- es degan
film- serial experimental lain
from- flower town
song- don't cried me by anima
favorite gift- flower
number-085-321
game- harvest moon
book-not like to read
not like- play boy
age-18
birthday-November 15
food-fried fish is special
color-pink
car-I havn't
Ellie
number-085-332
age-18
birthday- may 5th
car- I havn't
food-fried rice is special
anime-hikarunogo and slamdunk
height-170cm
books-flash game maker
drink-water
jewelry-necklare
game-breath of fire IV
from-grass town
weight-54kg
gift-flower
film-nothing
not like:play boy
song-never willing by from five minutes
colour:green
favorite place:Cave Hot Spring
Cheats:
sagara
hikarunogo
Other Age:
Err... You... Create your own guy...?
"You can get Mr. Nobody a lot, so u have to choose carefully. anything you say wont make you lose with this idiot.
For Dornick, there is no culprit. it is just the princess' father testing you so yeah...
For Neody in order to make the fire you have to get the fire crystal or whatever and that is under a leaf or something. You have to look around for a glowing spot and click on it.
Yumbrad prefers an overactive, hyper girl as opposed to a shy girl.
For Zoui you have to say "I am the princess of FOOD kingdom." Stupid, but it works. Then at the cafeteria you have to feed him food. but be careful what you feed him. if you want to play it safe, choose cheese pizza, bubble juice, golden steak, yogurt salad. baked fish and strawberry ice cream.
For Lenz, you just be nice, date in the library. not real romantic, but a game's a game!"
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_some_cheats_for_the_online_game_known_as_Other_Age
I haven't actually try the dating thing, yet.
Lunar Days:
simdatinglikeaboss
–> found IN the game: go to EAST GATE & look on fence door panel
- unlocks & makes all guys & girl your SOULMATES
- gives you max. of 25 ITEMS each & TOOLS (shovel, marker, flashlight)
- gives you $ 5000
iswearipaidforallofit
- gives you max. of 25 ITEMS each & TOOLS (shovel, marker, flashlight)
stealingistoomainstream
gives maximum relationship with TERRANCE (right hideout room)
wafflesdontyoumeancarrots
gives maximum relationship with ELIAS (left hideout room)
letthecatoutofthebag
gives maximum relationship with FIDEL (station house)
gogoflowerpower
gives maximum relationship with AIDEN (flower shop)
effthepolice
automatically unlocks VEON = all RED signs put/drawn next to bird in south outskirts (behind door after farther outskirts)
-order: (bird), SUN, (tree), BIRD, (house), FLOWERS, (rainbow), DOG, (person), FRIEND (signs in brackets are added by another drawer after each rest)
- going back after next rest: VEON caught
- CHOOSE: I) watch over Veon to unlock Veon
ilikedveonbeforehewascool
gives maximum relationship with VEON (finish game with him)
workingovertime
Automatically unlocks CLYDE (carousel)
- carousel is running (after rest & Clyde=love interest)
gardeningisforsquares
- automatically unlocks RAINE (girl in the woods behind east fence gate)
ihaveathingfortwintails
gives maximum relationship with RAINE
bartermaster
automatically unlocks SKY = after getting FLASHLIGHT(in factory)
- give him terry the toaster (book)
canihaspicturebook
- gives maximum relationship with SKY
Veon: Outside Aiden's flower shop is a blue bucket. If you click it, you get a red marker. Go to South Street and continue to the South Outskirts, there you should see a drawing of bird on stone or something somewhere near the bottom, but not actually at the bottom. Click on that and Karina will add something to that picture. Leave the South Outskirts and come back every day. Every day you come back will have another drawing added on, and you add on something. Eventually when you go there on like Day 5 or 6 or something, you will see Terrance and Elias there with Veon tied up. Terrance will ask you whether you would like to watch over Veon or stay there with Elias while Terrance turns Veon in. You pick the choice where you watch over Veon, then you unlock him.
Clyde: This won't work if you have unlimited HP. You go to Xolga's shop, and you click work until you run out of HP. Once you run out of HP, you click work one more time, and you'll faint. Then once you wake up and everything, go to the Carousel and he should be there.
Sky: Outside of Xolga's shop there should be this green trash bin. Click on it and you get a pencil. Go to the hotel where Alix is, and if you talk to him, he'll trade you and you'll get a paperclip. Take the paperclip to Fidel and he'll give you a pair of scissors. Take the scissors to Aiden and he'll give you a pocket knife. Take the pocket knife to Elias and he'll give you a screwdriver. Take the screwdriver to Xolga and he'll give you a magnifying glass. Take the magnifying glass to Terrance and he'll give you a lean brush. Take that to Mr. Toko and he'll you a flashlight, then you can go to the factory, where Sky is.
Raine: Buy 12 roses from Aiden, eventually while you buy them he'll give you a shovel. Once you buy all 12 roses, go to the Woods and plant all 12 roses by clicking on the ground or something. Once you're done with that, get out of the woods, then go back in, and she should be there.
Chrono Days:
(bi2)How to unlock Bianca:
Go to the „Hayes Mansion“(In the past) and click on the piano. Now, imagine the piano keys are numbred. Like, the first on on the left is 1, the key to the upper.right is 2 and the one next to the first one is 3, ect. The correct order of clicking the keys would be this way then: 8, 11, 10, 5, 9, 6, 8, 4, 3, 11.
If you clicked the correct keys, you should see a cut-scene and after that you can start talking to her.
(bi3)Info:
When you choose what to say to her/answer a guestion, don't comment on her appearance untill you have the opinion to at least give gifts to her and don't treat her like a doll, but like a human. Also, ask about her father(as a person, not his actions....most of the time anyway), since he's really dear to her.
As for gifts, she likes flowers.
(em1)Emmett
(em2)How to unlock Emmett:
On day 2, go to the train station(in the past) and choose the answer „Um, sure. But how are you going to give it back to me if you're leaving?“, that way he'll later come back to Reton on day 10(he'll be at the train station).
(em3)Info:
When you choose what to say to him/answer a guestion, then choose kind and worrying, yet not lecturing, answers. Also, when it's possible, talk about the day you met and always give turthful answers.
As for gifts, he likes candy and plush toy.
(co1)Cole
(co2)How to unlock Cole:
On day 2, in the past, go to the train station and there you meet Emmett. Choose the answer „No, that's okay. You can just keep it.“. On day 10, in the future, you'll see a cutscene where you finally meet Cole. After that he will appear in the library.
(co3)Info:
When you choose what to say to him/answer a guestion, then choose the answers that are not so serious(well, most of the time...).
As for gifts, he likes tokens and power bar.
(zo1)Oz
(zo2)How to unlock Oz:
Firs you need to earn $300, you can do it in the past by working at Gentelmen Goods and in the future by working at Reton Mall. After you have earned enough money, go to your apartment(The Emerald Apartment) and click on the computer. Then click on Firecat and then click on Oz picture(On the second row, the middle picture). Then click on Buy Now and he will arrive 2 days later. After that he will appear in your apartment.
(zo3)Info:
When you choose what to say to him/answer a guestion, then choose the answers what you would ask/answer a normal person, most of the time.Also, he's like a curious little child.
As for gifts, he likes stickers(definitely give him those at least once XD).
If you give him stickers, you'll have special cutscene.
(cc1)(Some)Cheat codes:
doublerainbowpride
(Maximun relationship with Bianca)
ohgoditsinfmajor
(Automatically unlocks Bianca)
insovietrussiayouhealbandage
(Maximum relationship with Emmett)
donottrytrainjumpingathome
(Automatically unlocks Emmett)
ddrripoffsftw
(Maximum relationship with Cole)
guyaissecretlyace
(Automatically unlocks Cole)
allsimboysarerobotsanyway
(Maximum relationship with Oz)
screwtherulesihavemoney
(Automatically unlocks Oz)
fastfoward
(Brings you to the 30th day)
itstimeforinflation
(Gives you $1000)
Ganguro Girls (18+):
Being called "20" gives you max of everything. (Delete the space at the front of "20.")
I played this a lot when I was younger, but I only saw one girl, so...
Name: Saori Nako
She likes: Charm (50%), Strength (40%)
Phone number: 555-933-8117
Birthday: Jun 17
Zodiac: Gemini
Music: Pizzicato 5
Shop: Tokyu
Label: Egoist
Will stop being Ganguro at age: 20
Been to Love Hotel: Never
Height: 163 cm
Weight: 45 kg
Breast: 88 cm
Waist: 54 cm
Hips: 87 cm
Blood Type: AB
What she does for a living: Student
Hotel Room: R311
Because, EVERYONE should know the girl's blood type and hip size before banging a girl.
Sim Girl (18+)
Probably one of the most well known, by that, I mean, infamous..? Sim dating game, ever.
Have "testbug" as your name if you want max money and stats... Or high stats. One of the two... I think it's all lowercase. But you can't get the sexy ending that you can watch at NewGrounds or YouTube.
Kotomi Takanashi
Phone Number: 866-731-8410
Birthday: August 29
Her mom works at: MIScom
Favorite Movie: You and Me
Favorite Car: 360 Spyder
Favorite Song: Titanic
Favorite Colors: Black, Red, Brown, Yellow
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Waist: 53
Breast: 84
Weight: 43 kg
Height: 155 cm
Blood Type: O
Tomoko Saeki
Phone Number:866-656-7354
Birthday: November 21
Her dad works at Ecophobia Games
Favorite Movie: Love Generation
Favorite Car: Carrera GT
Favorite Song: Blurry Eyes
Favority Colors: Red, Blue, Black, Pink
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Breast: 88
Hips: 89
Waist: 56
Weight:47 kg
Height: 163 cm
Blood Type: AB
The other two girls, you don't need to know things like the fucking BLOOD TYPE!
Final Fantasy Dating Game:
There's a glitch, where you can just click on where the "talk" button is, and, without wasting energy. You just rack up those relationship points!
250 stat points per attribute- iamsin
Yuna
Age: 17 (...What?)
Cup: B35
Favorite food: Pizza
Favorite candy: Chocolate
Favorite stat: Spirit
Favorite band: System of a down
Favorite song: Chop Suey
Favorite car: Subaru WRX
Favorite place: Lake Macalania
Favorite drink: Water
Game: Final Fantasy 10
Selphie Tillmitt
Age: 17
Cup: B30
Favorite song: Hey Boy
Favorite car: Any fast car
Favorite food: any candy
Favorite candy: Any Candy
Favorite band: Teddybears STHLM
Favorite stat: Strength
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite place: Lunar Base
Game: Final Fantasy 8... Is that supposed to be her FAVORITE or something?!
Quistis Trepe
Age: 18 (I thought she was Squall's age!)
Cup: C30
Favorite song: My Band
Favorite car: Lamborghini Diablo
Favorite food: Pancakes
Favorite candy: Winegum
Favorite band: D12
Favorite stat: Strength
Favorite drink: Coke
Favorite place: Sleeping Forest
Game: Final Fantasy 8
Garnet Alexandros
Age: 16
Cup: B25
Favorite song: Sleep
Favorite car: Subaru WRX
Favorite food: Pizza, lollipops
Favorite band: Dandy Warhols
Favorite stat: Spirit
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite place: Beach
Game: Final Fantasy 9
Tifa Lockheart
Age: 20
Cup: D40
Favorite song: I dislike music
Favorite car: Toyota Yaris
Favorite food: Spaghetti
Favorite candy: Lollypops
Favorite band: I hate music
Favorite stat: Strength
Favorite drink: Coke
Favorite place: Northern Crater
Game: Final Fantasy 7
Rinoa Heartilly
Age: 17
Cup: C30
Favorite song: Eyes on Me
Favorite car: Cars suck
Favorite food: Spaghetti
Favorite candy: Ice Cream
Favorite band: Julia
Favorite stat: Luck
Favorite drink: Wine
Favorite place: Northern Crater
Game: Final Fantasy 8
Sarah Bright
Age: 18
Cup: A17
Favorite song: In the End
Favorite car: NSX-T 1997
Favorite food: Lasagne
Favorite candy: Chocolate
Favorite band: the Offspring
Favorite stat: Vitality
Favorite drink: Sprite
Favorite place: Lunar Base
Game: Not from Final Fantasy
Lenne
Age: 19
Cup: C37
Favorite song: Suteki Da Ne
Favorite car: Porshe Carrera GT
Favorite food: No favorite Food
Favorite candy: No favorite
Favorite band: Nobuo Uematsu
Favorite stat: Speed
Favorite drink: Vodka
Favorite place: Lake Macalania
Game: Final Fantasy X-2
- Current Location:South Park
- Current Mood: South Park Marathon~!
Freak (that's me~!) reviews Indie games!
Ninja Chop:
It's a girl, chopping milk jugs in half... "Change mode?" Oh... You can put less clothes on her. So yeah... It's purely a fanservice game.
Gold Digger The Comic 1-7:
It's... It's just a fucking comic. It's not a game based on the comic, it's just... A comic for horny teenagers. You can read it for free online.
Sword Rapier:
...It's in Japanese... Let's try the "config..." Nothing... Cute girl... I have no idea what she's saying, though! She's lost, I'm guessing? Is the sword talking? I don't get it! The intro is pretty boring, when you can't understand a damn word they're saying! The combat is pretty cool! It kind of reminds of an MMORPG, in terms of the style it uses. In fact, I think this was an old game, probably in the Nintendo 64, Playstation and Dreamcast era that was never once released in the U.S. or England, which is a damn shame. If the story was translated into english, then I would actually buy this, I think.
Beach Bubble:
It reminds me of Pac Man, but very boring... With each level, you reveal a piece of a sexy picture on the background, I guess... So, it's a fanservice game. Next!
GANBARE NATSUKI SAN:
What the fuck?! What is this..? Now I have to know what this translates to... It's a girl, with a... Grappling hook? You can use these three HUGE rings to control where to go, but in a very perfect circle. Your objective is to get food... So far, I just can't seem to get a translation on "Ganbare..."
Jewerly Master Twinkle:
Why? Because the girls looks cute... It's Tetris, with cute girls, and jewels... Next, please~!
Um... I probably shouldn't have done reviews on games I cannot spell because they're written in Japanese, but... The cover for this one has a girl with cat ears, and kind of pinkish hair..? Holding a doll that lookjs like her...:
The actual title screen has a wolf-girl, and it's in Japanese, of course, so I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Beach Bubble 2:
I have no idea why I didn't just delete the game, because it's exactly the same thing as the first one. NEXT!
Um... There's this blonde girl with a green cape and grey (armor?) gloves, hugging a little magician... Boy?:
It's in Japanese... Why did I download the games that are in Japanese? Probably because I'm not expecting, at least, a WHOLE lot of story. It's a puzzle game... I think. I think it's one of those things where you have to make the tiles all the same color, but with magic... I'm normally actually pretty good at these mini-games, but...
This one has a cute girl wearing red, white and.... Peach? Her hair is a very dark blue, she has a red ribbon, and there are heads behind her... And there are fists, like in "Rise of Nightmares.":
The music is cute... It's one of those dungeon RPGs that I cannot exactly remember the name of... Like, it's in first person mode, and you have to get through these ridiculously short mazes, with giant colored heads as your enemies... I swear, I am NOT shitting you.
Later: I got one of the names, though I'm not sure if it's really... "Wolfenstein?" Also, I guess "DOOM?" Just... A little... Barely...
This one has this cute brunette girl, with brown eyes, and some kind of uniform with a light blue sweater, with dark blue-ish outlining it...:
Japanese dialouge... More talking... Even more talking... Title screen... Well wasn't THAT exciting?
This one has a blue hair... Guy...? In the background, with a silver-hair girl who kind of looks like Dokuro-Chan without the halo, and is wearing a dark blue-ish-purple shawl, a black drses, and pink leggings? And the boy(?) is wearing what looks like a dark blue winter jacket...:
You use the matching the tile color thing... Wait... Yeah, you kind of have to... Like... More swords means more damage dealt to the other person, and more shields, well...
This one has a cute blonde maid with a blue polka-dotted background, and there's a star in the middle of the title.:
I am gonna try avoiding "games" made by nakgiv.
Maid-san's Caving Adventure:
Apparently, I already played this game, but I can't remember actually ever playing it... Now I remember... It's an okay side-scroller, though the actual setting makes no sense. There are trolls that you have to hide from, for some reason? Though you can just run past them...
The Houchi Play:
Wait a second... THAT'S THE SAME GIRL IN MAID-SAN'S! Is this supposed to be a sequel or something?! No, wait a second... I'm this old man trying to inch nt wat abd win the heart of this cute maid girl, and my power-ups are alcoholic drinks... That's a good message. A REALLY good message...
Trailer Park King Episode 2:
It's a point-and-click game, with kind of a dark story, but it's also trying to be silly..? It's a porn, without porn... Not even... WHAT THE FUCK?! MY HEAD! WHAT IS FUCKING... I'M VERY TOP-HEAVY! HOW CAN I FUCKING WALK?!
Bloody Mary:
...Oh... It's one of THOSE Sega CD movie-like games... The actress... Well, I guess that's why sh:e's "acting" in one of THESE games... Um... I don't get it... What the fuck?! That's an eye-ball above my mirror! ...What a stupid game! Let's uh... Look online to see if ANYONE can understand this... "Game!" HOW DID HE GET THAT ONE?! Okay, THAT ONE was obvious! "I heard screaming from the bathroom! I brought this holy water, just in case!" XD
The Dishwasher VS:
Wait a second! That's not an Indie game! No. It's an Arcade game. This guy is kicking my ass... It was a dream... I'm a girl? I'm in a dream again... I'm in the hospital, crawling to a wheelchair. Somebody's mind just exploded! What the fuck?! I REALLY like eating and ripping heads off... This is a VERY violent dream... Err... What did I just..?
Overall, the story is interesting, the character is interesting, and the gameplay is... Violently bloody.
Dwarven Depths:
You're mining underground, digging for as much gold as you can get without dying before the time is up. I think you have to start all over with the gold hunt once you do die, but I didn't get that far. You have a weapon to fight the monsters, though, which is good. Once dead, they're drop cold and... Blue stones that I'm just going to assume are sapphires... Because of the dark, sapphire color.
Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!:
It's a Sim Dating Game, but, as you can probably tell from the title, is funny. You say some funny things... Anyway, I'm actually a sucker when it comes to Sim Dating games and Harvest Moon. You're a loser trying to get a girlfriend. Enjoy~!
Death 'n Failure 1.1:
It's like "The Impossible Game," only it's slightly more possible. You have to die over and over again just to know and "feel" the pattern of each level... Which brings us to-
The Impossible Game:
Your pattern solving abilities are tested in this fast place game. NEXT!
Drizzle:
You have to collect acid rain by placing flying buckets.
Duckinator:
You're a giant rubber duck, absorbing smaller rubber ducks... You don't get any bigger, or anything. It's just... Absorbing ducks...
DREAMS OF WITCHTOWN:
...They stole the sound effects for jumping and coin grabbing from the Mario games! Otherwise, when you get into the game, it's kind of fun. Your only weapon is a soccer ball that just magically appears by your foot when you press the left trigger button, and... That's it. You can play games just like this... Just about anywhere on the Internet, for free!
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS:
But... But I LOVE Izaya~!!! T-T Anyway~... You feed bears honey, because that's a great idea, while slapping the trolls. It's one of those "Don't feed the trolls, and don't slap the bear" kind of games...
Dungeon @ Adventure:
It's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, but to attack, you just run into enemies, and you pick up weapons, instead of being the weapon...
I MAED A GAM3 W1TH ZOMBIES IN IT!!!1:
You get stronger and stronger weapons the more you play and survive the zombie apocolyspe... I think people REALLY love this game because of the song. There's this annoying guy just screaming "I made... A game... With ZOM~BIES~ IN IT! IT'S JUST A DOLLAR~!"
Miner Dig Deep:
You dig through the ground to get gems and such. You go back up to sell them so you can upgrade your latern, pick-axe, and such. You either like, or dislike the music, I think, but you can easily just drown it out with the music in your flashdrive. If you get crushed by a rock, then you lose all of your shit and you get back up on the surface. There are items and portals to help you get you back to the top, but you actually have to buy the game. It sounds boring, but it's fucking addicting!
DOC LOGIC:
Your objective is to collect time..?
Distortion King:
It's guitar hero, with songs that are mostly, if not only played on the guitar... With zombies.
Dark Skies Messier:
What the fuck do I have to do?! I'm just looking at a simulated sky with simulated constellations?
Super Meat Boy:
Hard, pattern challenging, and hilarious.
Akane The Kunoichi:
Hot ninja girl... What? "Trophies?" Thaaat's a fucking good sign... Uh... Is she g- no... She's just into old men... And another hot, but evil chick shows up! I'm fucking confused... The gameplay is fun, and the role switching is interesting! The only downside so far is that you have to hurt dogs. T=T You have to break lucky cats for items such as health... Kinda almost like in Castlevania, but I think it's ONLY lucky cats that you need to break... Also, I guess there's three kimonos or something that you can collect... I never got all three, so I do not know what they do. Sorry. ^^;
Head Shot 2... First of all, when I was searching for this game, the second "most popular" (I assume) search thing was an episode of Barney... O-o Anyway, onto the actual game.:
Oh... Fuck. "Silver Dollar Games." They made "Bloody Mary..." Actually, it doesn't seem to be a bad game. Not exactly a... I mean, I'm sure there are many of these type of games that you can play on the Internet for free.
Dream Divers:
You have to, and I quote- "Follow the bubbles to get to the star at the end." The bubbles gives you speed and air, because you're um... Under the water. Another game that you can just find on the Internet for free... Of course, indie demos are always free... NEXT!
Aurelia:
Ah shit... Matt and Pat played this one once. XD Um... There are blurred out penises, and... "[God] Man! One of these days, I'mma tap dat ass! For real, dawg.. lol." Uh... Her attack combos are okay, but she can't jump for shit... Even though she has wings... Um... Apparently, you can double-jump! I would have liked to have known that sooner! Also, those pyro-shy-guys from Super Mario 64 are in this game... She's slow as fuck when it comes to walking... Next please...
Dragoon:
Um... It's a fighting game, but with one character, and cheap moves... DON'T. PLAY. THIS! Seriously, don't!
THE ZOMBIE SHOTGUN MASSACRE:
Dualhaze again... Hopefully this chick will um... Walk and jump better then the girl with FUCKIG WINGS! You have a gun, you run MUCH faster than the GIRL WITH WINGS... Which, actually isn't saying much, but... The zombie pukes as their "special attack," XD and... WHAT IS ANDREW DESALVO DOING I THIS GAME?! There's a sequel, but... I'm not going to play it... WHY IS ANDREW DESALVO PUKING AT ME IN THIS GAME?!
Star Cross:
I don't really understand what's going on... Probably because I didn't read anything besides something about having enough firewood... The RPG is played like Pokemon, but with MP. It's nothing really special. It's just "I attack, and then you attack." Again... Nothing too special.
Silent Call:
It's another Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, only I had to play it three times, because there's three different classes. There's also three different races, but I don't know what the differences are in them. Choose the fighter. It's the only class that can weild everything, even though it sucks at disarming traps. The only cool thing about the mage is that you can attack from afar, and the explorer can disarm traps... Yes, I downloaded this because of the title...
Ninja Chop:
It's a girl, chopping milk jugs in half... "Change mode?" Oh... You can put less clothes on her. So yeah... It's purely a fanservice game.
Gold Digger The Comic 1-7:
It's... It's just a fucking comic. It's not a game based on the comic, it's just... A comic for horny teenagers. You can read it for free online.
Sword Rapier:
...It's in Japanese... Let's try the "config..." Nothing... Cute girl... I have no idea what she's saying, though! She's lost, I'm guessing? Is the sword talking? I don't get it! The intro is pretty boring, when you can't understand a damn word they're saying! The combat is pretty cool! It kind of reminds of an MMORPG, in terms of the style it uses. In fact, I think this was an old game, probably in the Nintendo 64, Playstation and Dreamcast era that was never once released in the U.S. or England, which is a damn shame. If the story was translated into english, then I would actually buy this, I think.
Beach Bubble:
It reminds me of Pac Man, but very boring... With each level, you reveal a piece of a sexy picture on the background, I guess... So, it's a fanservice game. Next!
GANBARE NATSUKI SAN:
What the fuck?! What is this..? Now I have to know what this translates to... It's a girl, with a... Grappling hook? You can use these three HUGE rings to control where to go, but in a very perfect circle. Your objective is to get food... So far, I just can't seem to get a translation on "Ganbare..."
Jewerly Master Twinkle:
Why? Because the girls looks cute... It's Tetris, with cute girls, and jewels... Next, please~!
Um... I probably shouldn't have done reviews on games I cannot spell because they're written in Japanese, but... The cover for this one has a girl with cat ears, and kind of pinkish hair..? Holding a doll that lookjs like her...:
The actual title screen has a wolf-girl, and it's in Japanese, of course, so I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Beach Bubble 2:
I have no idea why I didn't just delete the game, because it's exactly the same thing as the first one. NEXT!
Um... There's this blonde girl with a green cape and grey (armor?) gloves, hugging a little magician... Boy?:
It's in Japanese... Why did I download the games that are in Japanese? Probably because I'm not expecting, at least, a WHOLE lot of story. It's a puzzle game... I think. I think it's one of those things where you have to make the tiles all the same color, but with magic... I'm normally actually pretty good at these mini-games, but...
This one has a cute girl wearing red, white and.... Peach? Her hair is a very dark blue, she has a red ribbon, and there are heads behind her... And there are fists, like in "Rise of Nightmares.":
The music is cute... It's one of those dungeon RPGs that I cannot exactly remember the name of... Like, it's in first person mode, and you have to get through these ridiculously short mazes, with giant colored heads as your enemies... I swear, I am NOT shitting you.
Later: I got one of the names, though I'm not sure if it's really... "Wolfenstein?" Also, I guess "DOOM?" Just... A little... Barely...
This one has this cute brunette girl, with brown eyes, and some kind of uniform with a light blue sweater, with dark blue-ish outlining it...:
Japanese dialouge... More talking... Even more talking... Title screen... Well wasn't THAT exciting?
This one has a blue hair... Guy...? In the background, with a silver-hair girl who kind of looks like Dokuro-Chan without the halo, and is wearing a dark blue-ish-purple shawl, a black drses, and pink leggings? And the boy(?) is wearing what looks like a dark blue winter jacket...:
You use the matching the tile color thing... Wait... Yeah, you kind of have to... Like... More swords means more damage dealt to the other person, and more shields, well...
This one has a cute blonde maid with a blue polka-dotted background, and there's a star in the middle of the title.:
I am gonna try avoiding "games" made by nakgiv.
Maid-san's Caving Adventure:
Apparently, I already played this game, but I can't remember actually ever playing it... Now I remember... It's an okay side-scroller, though the actual setting makes no sense. There are trolls that you have to hide from, for some reason? Though you can just run past them...
The Houchi Play:
Wait a second... THAT'S THE SAME GIRL IN MAID-SAN'S! Is this supposed to be a sequel or something?! No, wait a second... I'm this old man trying to inch nt wat abd win the heart of this cute maid girl, and my power-ups are alcoholic drinks... That's a good message. A REALLY good message...
Trailer Park King Episode 2:
It's a point-and-click game, with kind of a dark story, but it's also trying to be silly..? It's a porn, without porn... Not even... WHAT THE FUCK?! MY HEAD! WHAT IS FUCKING... I'M VERY TOP-HEAVY! HOW CAN I FUCKING WALK?!
Bloody Mary:
...Oh... It's one of THOSE Sega CD movie-like games... The actress... Well, I guess that's why sh:e's "acting" in one of THESE games... Um... I don't get it... What the fuck?! That's an eye-ball above my mirror! ...What a stupid game! Let's uh... Look online to see if ANYONE can understand this... "Game!" HOW DID HE GET THAT ONE?! Okay, THAT ONE was obvious! "I heard screaming from the bathroom! I brought this holy water, just in case!" XD
The Dishwasher VS:
Wait a second! That's not an Indie game! No. It's an Arcade game. This guy is kicking my ass... It was a dream... I'm a girl? I'm in a dream again... I'm in the hospital, crawling to a wheelchair. Somebody's mind just exploded! What the fuck?! I REALLY like eating and ripping heads off... This is a VERY violent dream... Err... What did I just..?
Overall, the story is interesting, the character is interesting, and the gameplay is... Violently bloody.
Dwarven Depths:
You're mining underground, digging for as much gold as you can get without dying before the time is up. I think you have to start all over with the gold hunt once you do die, but I didn't get that far. You have a weapon to fight the monsters, though, which is good. Once dead, they're drop cold and... Blue stones that I'm just going to assume are sapphires... Because of the dark, sapphire color.
Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!:
It's a Sim Dating Game, but, as you can probably tell from the title, is funny. You say some funny things... Anyway, I'm actually a sucker when it comes to Sim Dating games and Harvest Moon. You're a loser trying to get a girlfriend. Enjoy~!
Death 'n Failure 1.1:
It's like "The Impossible Game," only it's slightly more possible. You have to die over and over again just to know and "feel" the pattern of each level... Which brings us to-
The Impossible Game:
Your pattern solving abilities are tested in this fast place game. NEXT!
Drizzle:
You have to collect acid rain by placing flying buckets.
Duckinator:
You're a giant rubber duck, absorbing smaller rubber ducks... You don't get any bigger, or anything. It's just... Absorbing ducks...
DREAMS OF WITCHTOWN:
...They stole the sound effects for jumping and coin grabbing from the Mario games! Otherwise, when you get into the game, it's kind of fun. Your only weapon is a soccer ball that just magically appears by your foot when you press the left trigger button, and... That's it. You can play games just like this... Just about anywhere on the Internet, for free!
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS:
But... But I LOVE Izaya~!!! T-T Anyway~... You feed bears honey, because that's a great idea, while slapping the trolls. It's one of those "Don't feed the trolls, and don't slap the bear" kind of games...
Dungeon @ Adventure:
It's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, but to attack, you just run into enemies, and you pick up weapons, instead of being the weapon...
I MAED A GAM3 W1TH ZOMBIES IN IT!!!1:
You get stronger and stronger weapons the more you play and survive the zombie apocolyspe... I think people REALLY love this game because of the song. There's this annoying guy just screaming "I made... A game... With ZOM~BIES~ IN IT! IT'S JUST A DOLLAR~!"
Miner Dig Deep:
You dig through the ground to get gems and such. You go back up to sell them so you can upgrade your latern, pick-axe, and such. You either like, or dislike the music, I think, but you can easily just drown it out with the music in your flashdrive. If you get crushed by a rock, then you lose all of your shit and you get back up on the surface. There are items and portals to help you get you back to the top, but you actually have to buy the game. It sounds boring, but it's fucking addicting!
DOC LOGIC:
Your objective is to collect time..?
Distortion King:
It's guitar hero, with songs that are mostly, if not only played on the guitar... With zombies.
Dark Skies Messier:
What the fuck do I have to do?! I'm just looking at a simulated sky with simulated constellations?
Super Meat Boy:
Hard, pattern challenging, and hilarious.
Akane The Kunoichi:
Hot ninja girl... What? "Trophies?" Thaaat's a fucking good sign... Uh... Is she g- no... She's just into old men... And another hot, but evil chick shows up! I'm fucking confused... The gameplay is fun, and the role switching is interesting! The only downside so far is that you have to hurt dogs. T=T You have to break lucky cats for items such as health... Kinda almost like in Castlevania, but I think it's ONLY lucky cats that you need to break... Also, I guess there's three kimonos or something that you can collect... I never got all three, so I do not know what they do. Sorry. ^^;
Head Shot 2... First of all, when I was searching for this game, the second "most popular" (I assume) search thing was an episode of Barney... O-o Anyway, onto the actual game.:
Oh... Fuck. "Silver Dollar Games." They made "Bloody Mary..." Actually, it doesn't seem to be a bad game. Not exactly a... I mean, I'm sure there are many of these type of games that you can play on the Internet for free.
Dream Divers:
You have to, and I quote- "Follow the bubbles to get to the star at the end." The bubbles gives you speed and air, because you're um... Under the water. Another game that you can just find on the Internet for free... Of course, indie demos are always free... NEXT!
Aurelia:
Ah shit... Matt and Pat played this one once. XD Um... There are blurred out penises, and... "[God] Man! One of these days, I'mma tap dat ass! For real, dawg.. lol." Uh... Her attack combos are okay, but she can't jump for shit... Even though she has wings... Um... Apparently, you can double-jump! I would have liked to have known that sooner! Also, those pyro-shy-guys from Super Mario 64 are in this game... She's slow as fuck when it comes to walking... Next please...
Dragoon:
Um... It's a fighting game, but with one character, and cheap moves... DON'T. PLAY. THIS! Seriously, don't!
THE ZOMBIE SHOTGUN MASSACRE:
Dualhaze again... Hopefully this chick will um... Walk and jump better then the girl with FUCKIG WINGS! You have a gun, you run MUCH faster than the GIRL WITH WINGS... Which, actually isn't saying much, but... The zombie pukes as their "special attack," XD and... WHAT IS ANDREW DESALVO DOING I THIS GAME?! There's a sequel, but... I'm not going to play it... WHY IS ANDREW DESALVO PUKING AT ME IN THIS GAME?!
Star Cross:
I don't really understand what's going on... Probably because I didn't read anything besides something about having enough firewood... The RPG is played like Pokemon, but with MP. It's nothing really special. It's just "I attack, and then you attack." Again... Nothing too special.
Silent Call:
It's another Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, only I had to play it three times, because there's three different classes. There's also three different races, but I don't know what the differences are in them. Choose the fighter. It's the only class that can weild everything, even though it sucks at disarming traps. The only cool thing about the mage is that you can attack from afar, and the explorer can disarm traps... Yes, I downloaded this because of the title...
- Current Mood:
tired
Nevermind... I guess, because I got all of the err... "Useless Trinkets," so... I avoided killing monsters for nothing! At LEAST this means that I can get the killing weeping bats cheevo, and the pistol/shotgun cheevo... And I can do "The Bank!" Yay~!
"Golden Gun
Just like in the movie."
Ha! XD... What movie?
Speaking of which, after two years, Tim Burton is FINALLY making a new movie! adfhadilfik!!! >W<
...Woops... I forgot about "Good Behavoir..." OH WELL! I probably ruined it at the start of Silent Hill, anyway!
Yay~! Pinata Party~!! =D XD
"The Bank" is actually very annoying... If it weren't for the awesome free shit I get for each wave, I would have turned off the damn thing my self by now... But I got two pistol bullet packs, a colt, and four first-aid kits, so it was worth it. =D
That didn't count as the last sidequest? Well, what the Hell?! Why the Hell not?! D=<
Okay, well... Let's work on "Gun Control" next, I guess... With the remaining eleven mysteries...
So... Did Anne just slept in the boat and waited for the boat to move or something?! Seriously!
"Born free~! Denanananana.... But only dananana... Danana born free~!" XD
Only ten more to go...
"SIT DOWN
WHEN SHOTS ARE FIRED"
"ATTENTION ALL INMATES
NO TALKING DURING MOVEMENT
WALK IN A SINGLE LINE
STOP AT THE END OF EACH HALL"
Hard mode on this puzzle to get the fucking key and coin is... Hard. O-o No wait... I figured it out. Oh, and nine...
What is a prisoner doing with an access card, anyway? And... Why does he lack a prison number? He kind of looks like Jerry Redford... I guess... But, again, no numbers on his prison uniform... Thingy... Anyway!
And what does a prison need with a cloak room?
Eight... And it's new! =D
"Babe,
Well, another day, another letter from this hellhole. It's been 8 months now since I got lockedu p and seems like things only get worse. I knew some rough guys on the outside, but none of them come close to the freaks in here." HEY! "I'm talking about stone cold fuckin killers, rapists, even sick ass child molesters." Uh-huh... "And the worst of all are the guards. I swear, there aint a straight fuckin' one in the bunch." I KNEW IT! And everybody else new it, too! "Just assholes with badges who get their rocks off knocking around the inmates. I always thought getting ass raped by some dude was gonna be what I had to worry about in here." There's worse then... What?! "No one said nothing about having to watch my back for dumbass, crooked bulls all the time.
I can't wait to get out from here and back to you. Just 4 more months.
Love forever,
Ricky"
O
That prisoner minion was just dancing... Okay then...
Seven...
FUCKING... I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
Six..... Five........ I can't find the fucking mystery on the floor! I guess that means that I'm done for the night. Bye~! It's exactly 1:11 AM right now, by the way. XD
Okay~! Now, judging by our BOOKS!... We still have the same ammount of mysteries, meaning that this guy didn't know what he was doing... So~!
Four, three...
Um... 2345 isn't doing anything... EVEN THOUGH that's the same code I got!
...........
3245, 4325, 4235, 5234, 5324, 5423, 5432, 5342, 2453, 2354, 2435................. AAAAH!!!
"SICK BAY
Emergencies Anytime"
22345... WHAT?! WHAT SAFE?! Well, at least I FINALLY figured it out!
Two... LAST ONE! YEAH!!! GO MURPHY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY~! NOT FOR REAL-REAL! JUST FOR PLAY-PLAY!
Um... Where am I again? I don't see myself on the map...
Are mourning badges normal?
Well, it IS Sewell's voice, so... OBVIOUSLY it's Pyramid Head! Hahaha... I wish.
I don't know what to do again... It's one of those puzzles where you know that you'll EVENTUALLY figure out, but... It kills you if you fuck up... Hey! It's past midnight, meaning that I can get off and... Well, not sleep. Damn caffiene won't let me, but at LEAST I can read some yaoi or something... BYE~! *Brofist*
Okay... I don't have to do that puzzle above anymore... For some reason... COOL! =D
What this weight thing is trying to symbolize is PAINFULLY obvious! "Death outweighs nothing every time" or something... And yet, it leads me to... Either Frank, though I thought he was ALREADY fucking dead, or just some wheelchair-bound bro from Amnesia...
Okay... That was probably one of the coolest kills ever... I shot a Screamer, and then s/he fell backwards into a chair, which hurts him/her, I guess...
Mr. Chair: "CHAIR-MODE ACTIVATED!" =D
So... I have to wait for the rain to stop... JUST LIKE in the town... Fuck that. I'm getting terribly bored... I just have to be quick about it...
...It... WAS Frank? Well, it just turned into Frank...
"My father was a good man... He didn't believe in revenge... But I do."
For some reason, I just love that line. XD
Now I know what Pyramid Head must have felt. "Stop... MOVING AROUND!"
She fucking killed me! GOD I hate the fact that...
Murphy is trying to dig his way... I like the music... I don't... Uh... WHAT THE FUCK... JAMES?! AND LAURA! AND... HAHAHA!
PYRAMID HEAD!!!!! ADFKLAJDFAOJ.... HE CUT THE CAKE IN HALF... ALONG WITH THE TABLE... I DUG MY WAY TO MY BIRTHDAY! Sewell, Anne, JAMES SUNDERLAND, LAURA, and... Either little Walter, or Charlie was there... AND PYRAMID HEAD! YES! ADFIAWEHAOP THIS IS THE BEST, CONFUSING ENDING, EVER! I'm gonna see that again! =Dr klfehjwaf
-FANGASMINGOVERLOAD!-
"Attract... Moon?"
And again, no no, thank you~!
170 cheevo points for "puzzle master" and "Surprise!" ending... OH I FUCKING GET IT!
I'll replay it again on "hard" mode, and I'll try to double that with no killing monsters. It would be a speed run...
Well, maybe later. My stats are-
"Progress: 100%
Side quests: 12
Total time spent in game 17:38:38" Wow. XD
"Real world: 13:36:44
Otherworld: 01:10:32
Journal: 02:34:45
Inventory: 00:16:28
Books: 00:00:07"
"Golden Gun
Just like in the movie."
Ha! XD... What movie?
Speaking of which, after two years, Tim Burton is FINALLY making a new movie! adfhadilfik!!! >W<
...Woops... I forgot about "Good Behavoir..." OH WELL! I probably ruined it at the start of Silent Hill, anyway!
Yay~! Pinata Party~!! =D XD
"The Bank" is actually very annoying... If it weren't for the awesome free shit I get for each wave, I would have turned off the damn thing my self by now... But I got two pistol bullet packs, a colt, and four first-aid kits, so it was worth it. =D
That didn't count as the last sidequest? Well, what the Hell?! Why the Hell not?! D=<
Okay, well... Let's work on "Gun Control" next, I guess... With the remaining eleven mysteries...
So... Did Anne just slept in the boat and waited for the boat to move or something?! Seriously!
"Born free~! Denanananana.... But only dananana... Danana born free~!" XD
Only ten more to go...
"SIT DOWN
WHEN SHOTS ARE FIRED"
"ATTENTION ALL INMATES
NO TALKING DURING MOVEMENT
WALK IN A SINGLE LINE
STOP AT THE END OF EACH HALL"
Hard mode on this puzzle to get the fucking key and coin is... Hard. O-o No wait... I figured it out. Oh, and nine...
What is a prisoner doing with an access card, anyway? And... Why does he lack a prison number? He kind of looks like Jerry Redford... I guess... But, again, no numbers on his prison uniform... Thingy... Anyway!
And what does a prison need with a cloak room?
Eight... And it's new! =D
"Babe,
Well, another day, another letter from this hellhole. It's been 8 months now since I got lockedu p and seems like things only get worse. I knew some rough guys on the outside, but none of them come close to the freaks in here." HEY! "I'm talking about stone cold fuckin killers, rapists, even sick ass child molesters." Uh-huh... "And the worst of all are the guards. I swear, there aint a straight fuckin' one in the bunch." I KNEW IT! And everybody else new it, too! "Just assholes with badges who get their rocks off knocking around the inmates. I always thought getting ass raped by some dude was gonna be what I had to worry about in here." There's worse then... What?! "No one said nothing about having to watch my back for dumbass, crooked bulls all the time.
I can't wait to get out from here and back to you. Just 4 more months.
Love forever,
Ricky"
O
That prisoner minion was just dancing... Okay then...
Seven...
FUCKING... I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
Six..... Five........ I can't find the fucking mystery on the floor! I guess that means that I'm done for the night. Bye~! It's exactly 1:11 AM right now, by the way. XD
Okay~! Now, judging by our BOOKS!... We still have the same ammount of mysteries, meaning that this guy didn't know what he was doing... So~!
Four, three...
Um... 2345 isn't doing anything... EVEN THOUGH that's the same code I got!
...........
3245, 4325, 4235, 5234, 5324, 5423, 5432, 5342, 2453, 2354, 2435................. AAAAH!!!
"SICK BAY
Emergencies Anytime"
22345... WHAT?! WHAT SAFE?! Well, at least I FINALLY figured it out!
Two... LAST ONE! YEAH!!! GO MURPHY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY~! NOT FOR REAL-REAL! JUST FOR PLAY-PLAY!
Um... Where am I again? I don't see myself on the map...
Are mourning badges normal?
Well, it IS Sewell's voice, so... OBVIOUSLY it's Pyramid Head! Hahaha... I wish.
I don't know what to do again... It's one of those puzzles where you know that you'll EVENTUALLY figure out, but... It kills you if you fuck up... Hey! It's past midnight, meaning that I can get off and... Well, not sleep. Damn caffiene won't let me, but at LEAST I can read some yaoi or something... BYE~! *Brofist*
Okay... I don't have to do that puzzle above anymore... For some reason... COOL! =D
What this weight thing is trying to symbolize is PAINFULLY obvious! "Death outweighs nothing every time" or something... And yet, it leads me to... Either Frank, though I thought he was ALREADY fucking dead, or just some wheelchair-bound bro from Amnesia...
Okay... That was probably one of the coolest kills ever... I shot a Screamer, and then s/he fell backwards into a chair, which hurts him/her, I guess...
Mr. Chair: "CHAIR-MODE ACTIVATED!" =D
So... I have to wait for the rain to stop... JUST LIKE in the town... Fuck that. I'm getting terribly bored... I just have to be quick about it...
...It... WAS Frank? Well, it just turned into Frank...
"My father was a good man... He didn't believe in revenge... But I do."
For some reason, I just love that line. XD
Now I know what Pyramid Head must have felt. "Stop... MOVING AROUND!"
She fucking killed me! GOD I hate the fact that...
Murphy is trying to dig his way... I like the music... I don't... Uh... WHAT THE FUCK... JAMES?! AND LAURA! AND... HAHAHA!
PYRAMID HEAD!!!!! ADFKLAJDFAOJ.... HE CUT THE CAKE IN HALF... ALONG WITH THE TABLE... I DUG MY WAY TO MY BIRTHDAY! Sewell, Anne, JAMES SUNDERLAND, LAURA, and... Either little Walter, or Charlie was there... AND PYRAMID HEAD! YES! ADFIAWEHAOP THIS IS THE BEST, CONFUSING ENDING, EVER! I'm gonna see that again! =Dr klfehjwaf
-FANGASMINGOVERLOAD!-
"Attract... Moon?"
And again, no no, thank you~!
170 cheevo points for "puzzle master" and "Surprise!" ending... OH I FUCKING GET IT!
I'll replay it again on "hard" mode, and I'll try to double that with no killing monsters. It would be a speed run...
Well, maybe later. My stats are-
"Progress: 100%
Side quests: 12
Total time spent in game 17:38:38" Wow. XD
"Real world: 13:36:44
Otherworld: 01:10:32
Journal: 02:34:45
Inventory: 00:16:28
Books: 00:00:07"
- Current Location:My boyfriend's futon
- Current Mood: annoyed
("Close my eyes and go to sleep.
It's always there.
I start to weep.")
Would you believe me if I told you that the song was actually sung by KoRn? http://www.korn.com/users/madotter/blogs/1488571
Anyway, REPLAY, EVERYONE! =D
I really want to see the mysteries... All of them... And also, the best ending, if possible, and... CHEEVOS! =D
This time, I already have the notes, so I shouldn't be scared shitless...
Can I skip this cutscene? Please? Where's the shovel? I don't want to miss it.
YOU FAT BASTARD! DIE!!
EEEEEEEEEW~!!
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
"HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!"
"JUST LIKE HOW YOU KILLED MY SON?!"
"Why?!" He's asking me WHY?!
Do they just like the number 302? Apartment 302. Cell 302.
Can you walk any slower?!
This isn't as exciting when you already WON the game!
Oh, and I guess Cunningham was actually married. Her named is "Anne Cunningham."
Hey! That guy just called me a whore!
I just missed the flashlight... Woops, and uh... Dammit.
Oh my God a car. Eeeeh...
What is the car just sitting there, anyway?
8492 on Howard's hat... I think I already said that, but...
I'm bored. BORED!
No. No you don't fucking understand.
The Screamer is a whore!
Hard puzzle mode on this game... There's just more holes!
I can't just destroy the lock. Damn.
Well, my boyfriend's keeping the prison clothes, so I'll just keep these clothes.
Oh no! Poor drowning Screamer. XD
I threw a rock at it, and it got up... I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOUR SLEEP! XD
Oh yeah... I HAVE A LIGHTER!
My boyfriend IS cute!
"It looks like a chicken..." XD
This is different.
"Beneath the slate burns wicked ash.
And the children cry for blood.
Outside, fir trees blow
In a wind that knows not what happened here.
Or that Toluca's subterranean claws
Seek blood. Always blood.
-Wilkes"
DEBA
WOOT! I got it right the first time! =D
(D is grey, E is red, B is blue, and A is... I think it was orange. I dunno. Family was over after the ride, so I didn't really...)
Anyway, ash is grey, blood is red, fir trees are green, wind is... Blue..? And... Well, I was just thinking about the toucan's beak, I guess? I can't remember. It was hours ago!
How does DJ Ricks know of my presence, anyway? Is it the same studio that the dog!Alessa(?) used in Silent Hill 2? It must be.
Oh... The game is stuck with the code I used before. Damn. I wanted to try some other things... Though the Nailgun and Double Axe ARE cool!
Ah fuck... Where's the shovel?!
Fuck...
Fuck...
NO! NOOO! Why did you go after me again?! I KILLED YOU BECAUSE YOU GOT UP!
FUUUUUUCK!!!
Oh hey, there's a shovel! Will it work?
Hey cool!
I got a... A radio! AH~!!! *Fangirlgasms*
It says "THE radio from Silent Hill..." AND IT IS!!! AAAHH~!!!! *Explodes* g kjikg FUCKING AWESOME! FUCK.ING.AWE.SOME!
Hey... Is my one kill restarted because I quit out? I mean, the Screamer's back... But... I FUCKING HOPE SO! But I fucking doubt it. Still, NOT killing it would get me a MUCH greater chance of getting the best ending!
Use the fucking thing, Murphy... I don't want the "cop" cars there anymore...
USE IT!
...
FUCK IT! FUCK! Oh wait... OH MY GOD! REALLY, MURPHY?! YOU REALLY HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING?!
Come ON Murphy! Right there! Dig! Fuck you!
Ah FUCK!
...
I'm going to be REALLY bored... Unless I get that pistol... I'll get the fucking pistol. I know what it is, now...
Then again, I don't want to kill it... It's not like I NEED to be in there for anything. Definately not a pistol... I'll get that achievement somehow, anyway... Some other time... Maybe.
I'll just go in there. I won't venture far. Not at all...
Woohoo~! Another artifact!
"Alien Toy
A slim doll from the Silent Hill UFO ending." HAHA!!! THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!
BARELL!
Yay Cheevo!
...Huh... I guess I can wear the dead guy's clothes. Well that's kind of cool!
I look... Kind of stupid... There's something written on the back, but I can't read it... Something "95." I still can't tell... I think I'm just going to ask, because I'm not wearing anything that makes Murphy look kind of fat... Wait... Wait! I think it says "Future 95." Cool! Now I don't have to wear it outside!
Heeeey! Maybe THAT'S the jacket Homer was talking about! Or maybe not. I'll check it out later. For now, however... Um... I'M FUCKING STUCK!
Cutscenes wouldn't look as epic with those clothes on.
Uh, yeah, it IS a mistake, Howard.
I have to do the "ribbons" side quest for more mysteries... Which I have to look up for...
NEW PLACE! =D
Dammit, Murphy! Go UUUP!
Go through the window and into the room we go!
..............
OH MY GOD!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
IT'S HENRY'S FUCKING APARTMENT ROOM! IT'S FUCKAOHNATOIWEH;AOEIGHAIAD FIAO; OH MY FUCKING... THE CHAINS ARE THERE! The table's missing, BUT THE CHAINS ARE ON THE DOOR! THERE'S THE CHEST! I can't open the fridge, BUT THERE'S THE SHOES! I can't look through the hole on the door, BUT THERE'S THE FUCKING HOLE ON THE DOOR! They covered up the hole to peek inside of Eileen's house, BUT THERE'S THE FUCKING OVEN! THE FUCKING SINK! The doors are sma- *gasps* THERE'S A DOOR, WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUST OPEN THE WALL! AAAAAAH OH MY GOD! I AM... ADALKSHOEIWHGAIO FUCKING... I'm not gonna leave this place, ever. AAAAAAH! AND THE CLOSET! THE FUCKING CLOSET IS THERE! AND THE CHAIR AND COUCH! AND THE PILLOW! THE FUCKING PILAWLHEAEOIHFA OH MY GOD, THIS IS... THE VCR IS THERE! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKI- Wait a minute... THE FAN'S GONE! THE FAN, THAT FELL ON THE TABLE... THE FUCKING CLOCK IS HERE! THE BOOKSHELF IS HERE!
*GASP* MR. CHAIR IS HERE!!!! AND THE LITTLE BAR CHAIRS BY THE LITTLE BAR COUNTER THING! THEY'RE HEEEEEEERE!!! THE SINGLE LIGHT AT THE HALLWAY! IT'S THERE! THE LIGHT ON THE KITCHEN! IT'S. FUCKING... THERE'S THE RUST AND LACK OF DUST WHERE THE FUCKING HOLE WAS! ADOAIDA OH MY... THE GIANT MAGNET ON THE FRIDGE IS THERE!!! THE FUCKING TIMER IS THERE! EVEN THE DISH SOAP! THE DISHSOAP IS STILL HERE! AND THE TEA KETTLE, AND COFFEE MAKER, ANDTHE TOASTER! THE FUCKING TOASTER IS HERE!!! EVEN THE MEASURING CUP AND OPEN CEREAL BOX! AND THE DIRTY PAPER TOWELS! IT'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!
Wait... They didn't... Well, I have to wait to check. It's raining... IT'S RANING! YAY! I GET TO STAY IN HERE FOR A GOOD FUCKING REASON NOW!
I thought Henry lived on the third floor, though...
WHO FUCKING CARES! OHMYFUCKINGAHGAWH!!!
THE FUCKING OUTLETS... AND THE TRASH CAN! THE CLOSET... THE BATHROOM... THEY'RE HERE!!! THE HOLES ON THE DOORS! THE HOLES ON THE FUCKING DOORS, ARE HERE! The "Don't Go Out!" sign is gone, but the locks! they're...
THE FUCKING NOTE! THE NOTE THAT SAYS "What The..." Something... THE NOTE IS HERE!!! The last word is too big to be "Hell." Did it change? I'm tempted to go on my PS2 just to check! Just to fucking check oh my God! THE LAMP! IT'S THERE! THERE'S MARKS WHERE THE PICTURES WERE! THEY WERE THERE! THE OUTLET FOR THE LAMP! IT'S HERE! THE BOXES UNDER THE T.V.... THE T-FUCKING-V! EVEN THE RADIO IS HERE! The underground subway station was eaten. IT COULD HAVE BEEN THERE! OH MY FU-
I... I forgot where I'm supposed to go. ^^;
Oh~! Something new!
"Ariadne Johnson
DOB: April 11th, ----
Height: 4'2"
Eyes: Brown" By the way, the face is scratched out, again.
"Race: Cau-" fucking Screamers. "Caucasian
Age: 8
Sex: Female
Weight: 48 Ibs
Hair: Dark Brown
"Adriadne was last seen on April 11," her birthday, "---- around 2:15pm while walking home fromm the Hillside Middle School. Ariadne suffers from severe autism and is prone to wandering away from home." It's starting to rain. I'll finish it later. But for now...
HENRY'S HOUSE~!!!
"Find the missing girl."
...Seriously, Murphy?
Then again, I could just watch the monsters struggle to get me when I'm on the balcony. XD
Aaaand I'm bored. TO HENRY'S HOUSE WE GO IN!
The clock is stuck on 10:06.
I remember when it went all crazy!
THE SPICES! AND THE VINEGAR! THEY'RE HERE!!! THE MEASURING CUP, AND THE... The... THEY'RE HERE!!! EVEN THE SAME MESS ON THE COUNTER IS HERE!!! AND THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT ABOVE THE SINK, AND THE ONE ABOVE THE OVEN!!!
THE MESS ON THE DOOR... IT'S... THE DOOR... IT'S FUCKING PEFECT! EVEN THE FUCKING WINDOWS! PERFECT!!! Except they can open this time!
Th-The brand... The fucking BRAND ON THE FRIDGE IS THERE!!! THE WEIGHT THING IS THERE!!! adfahadlgha-
Continuing...
"...away from home. She follows a fixed route home from her bus stop, marked by a series of colored ribbons placed by her mother." Well, that will explain the "yellow means left" comment... "Ariadne has a strong aversion to the color blue and has been known to after her route to avoid the color.
Anyone having information should contact the Silent Hill Police Departments's missing persons hotline:
1-800 555-LOST"
"Sweetie,
Mommy has made a new path for you to follow home.
Remember the rules...
Yellow Ribbon - Turn Left
Red Ribbon - Turn Right.
I know you sometimes get confused, so just be a big girl and look for mommy's ribbons and you'll be fine. Whatever you do, DON'T BREAK THE RULES! Mommy will be waiting for you at home.
Hugs and Kisses,
Mommy"
Why is there a suit case?
Yellow ribbon... Turn left... From... The ribbon?
Hey! It's Homer again!
Left's not taking me anywhere... I'll... Look it up, I think... Because now, I'm fucking interested.
NEW PLACE!
I'm at the "Bank." Let's see... Couches... Flashlights... Some unreadable shit... *Gasp*
"MR. CHAIR! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!"
"Freak... It was awful... THEY TIPPED ME OVER! T-T"
"Don't worry, Mr. Chair. I. WILL. AVENGE YOU!"
"Thank you, Freak..." *Coughs* *Dies*
......Blame Pewdiepie, dammit.
Hey! A radio!
Sarah, and and her Edward... At Brahs? Brahns? Okay... That's enough of that...
"Hello Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Chair with wheels but not a wheelchair."
And there's a lot of blood... WITH CIGARETTES! DON'T SMOKE, KIDS! CIGARETTES WILL MURDER YOU!
Woot! First-aid kit! Uh fuck... I just used it on accident... Goddammit...
"Director..." There's an axe, and a typewriter...
I'm hungry... I should eat... I just really don't want to...
"Hello, Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Chair... What happened in here?"
"Oh, someone broke into the place. They stole all of the money."
"That's horrible!"
"I know! And I had to witness it! TwT"
Oh shit.
"An alarm, of course. How could I have been so stupid?"
"MR. CHAIR! YOU DIDN'T WARN ME!"
"I'M SORRY, FREAK! I WANTED TO, BUT- OH GOD, HERE THEY COME!"
"...I DON'T SEE ANYTHING!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TOWN IS EMPTY!"
"NO MONSTERS?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THE ALARM IS DROWNING OUT YOUR WALKIE-TALKIE!"
"CRUISE CONTROL!"
"This should stop that damn noise." Well... It stopped the alarm, at least...
The vault is shut, now... I REALLY hope that I didn't need anything from in there.
Ohhey! There's an achievement for this! I do not understand what I have to do! =D
I'll look it up, whenever I can, meaning uh... Bye!
How does DJ Ricks know of my presence, anyway? Is it the same studio that the dog!Alessa(?) used in Silent Hill 2? It must be.
Oh... The game is stuck with the code I used before. Damn. I wanted to try some other things... Though the Nailgun and Double Axe ARE cool!
Ah fuck... Where's the shovel?!
Fuck...
Fuck...
NO! NOOO! Why did you go after me again?! I KILLED YOU BECAUSE YOU GOT UP!
FUUUUUUCK!!!
Oh hey, there's a shovel! Will it work?
Hey cool!
I got a... A radio! AH~!!! *Fangirlgasms*
It says "THE radio from Silent Hill..." AND IT IS!!! AAAHH~!!!! *Explodes* g kjikg FUCKING AWESOME! FUCK.ING.AWE.SOME!
Hey... Is my one kill restarted because I quit out? I mean, the Screamer's back... But... I FUCKING HOPE SO! But I fucking doubt it. Still, NOT killing it would get me a MUCH greater chance of getting the best ending!
Use the fucking thing, Murphy... I don't want the "cop" cars there anymore...
USE IT!
...
FUCK IT! FUCK! Oh wait... OH MY GOD! REALLY, MURPHY?! YOU REALLY HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING?!
Come ON Murphy! Right there! Dig! Fuck you!
Ah FUCK!
...
I'm going to be REALLY bored... Unless I get that pistol... I'll get the fucking pistol. I know what it is, now...
Then again, I don't want to kill it... It's not like I NEED to be in there for anything. Definately not a pistol... I'll get that achievement somehow, anyway... Some other time... Maybe.
I'll just go in there. I won't venture far. Not at all...
Woohoo~! Another artifact!
"Alien Toy
A slim doll from the Silent Hill UFO ending." HAHA!!! THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!
BARELL!
Yay Cheevo!
...Huh... I guess I can wear the dead guy's clothes. Well that's kind of cool!
I look... Kind of stupid... There's something written on the back, but I can't read it... Something "95." I still can't tell... I think I'm just going to ask, because I'm not wearing anything that makes Murphy look kind of fat... Wait... Wait! I think it says "Future 95." Cool! Now I don't have to wear it outside!
Heeeey! Maybe THAT'S the jacket Homer was talking about! Or maybe not. I'll check it out later. For now, however... Um... I'M FUCKING STUCK!
Cutscenes wouldn't look as epic with those clothes on.
Uh, yeah, it IS a mistake, Howard.
I have to do the "ribbons" side quest for more mysteries... Which I have to look up for...
NEW PLACE! =D
Dammit, Murphy! Go UUUP!
Go through the window and into the room we go!
..............
OH MY GOD!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
IT'S HENRY'S FUCKING APARTMENT ROOM! IT'S FUCKAOHNATOIWEH;AOEIGHAIAD FIAO; OH MY FUCKING... THE CHAINS ARE THERE! The table's missing, BUT THE CHAINS ARE ON THE DOOR! THERE'S THE CHEST! I can't open the fridge, BUT THERE'S THE SHOES! I can't look through the hole on the door, BUT THERE'S THE FUCKING HOLE ON THE DOOR! They covered up the hole to peek inside of Eileen's house, BUT THERE'S THE FUCKING OVEN! THE FUCKING SINK! The doors are sma- *gasps* THERE'S A DOOR, WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUST OPEN THE WALL! AAAAAAH OH MY GOD! I AM... ADALKSHOEIWHGAIO FUCKING... I'm not gonna leave this place, ever. AAAAAAH! AND THE CLOSET! THE FUCKING CLOSET IS THERE! AND THE CHAIR AND COUCH! AND THE PILLOW! THE FUCKING PILAWLHEAEOIHFA OH MY GOD, THIS IS... THE VCR IS THERE! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKI- Wait a minute... THE FAN'S GONE! THE FAN, THAT FELL ON THE TABLE... THE FUCKING CLOCK IS HERE! THE BOOKSHELF IS HERE!
*GASP* MR. CHAIR IS HERE!!!! AND THE LITTLE BAR CHAIRS BY THE LITTLE BAR COUNTER THING! THEY'RE HEEEEEEERE!!! THE SINGLE LIGHT AT THE HALLWAY! IT'S THERE! THE LIGHT ON THE KITCHEN! IT'S. FUCKING... THERE'S THE RUST AND LACK OF DUST WHERE THE FUCKING HOLE WAS! ADOAIDA OH MY... THE GIANT MAGNET ON THE FRIDGE IS THERE!!! THE FUCKING TIMER IS THERE! EVEN THE DISH SOAP! THE DISHSOAP IS STILL HERE! AND THE TEA KETTLE, AND COFFEE MAKER, ANDTHE TOASTER! THE FUCKING TOASTER IS HERE!!! EVEN THE MEASURING CUP AND OPEN CEREAL BOX! AND THE DIRTY PAPER TOWELS! IT'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!
Wait... They didn't... Well, I have to wait to check. It's raining... IT'S RANING! YAY! I GET TO STAY IN HERE FOR A GOOD FUCKING REASON NOW!
I thought Henry lived on the third floor, though...
WHO FUCKING CARES! OHMYFUCKINGAHGAWH!!!
THE FUCKING OUTLETS... AND THE TRASH CAN! THE CLOSET... THE BATHROOM... THEY'RE HERE!!! THE HOLES ON THE DOORS! THE HOLES ON THE FUCKING DOORS, ARE HERE! The "Don't Go Out!" sign is gone, but the locks! they're...
THE FUCKING NOTE! THE NOTE THAT SAYS "What The..." Something... THE NOTE IS HERE!!! The last word is too big to be "Hell." Did it change? I'm tempted to go on my PS2 just to check! Just to fucking check oh my God! THE LAMP! IT'S THERE! THERE'S MARKS WHERE THE PICTURES WERE! THEY WERE THERE! THE OUTLET FOR THE LAMP! IT'S HERE! THE BOXES UNDER THE T.V.... THE T-FUCKING-V! EVEN THE RADIO IS HERE! The underground subway station was eaten. IT COULD HAVE BEEN THERE! OH MY FU-
I... I forgot where I'm supposed to go. ^^;
Oh~! Something new!
"Ariadne Johnson
DOB: April 11th, ----
Height: 4'2"
Eyes: Brown" By the way, the face is scratched out, again.
"Race: Cau-" fucking Screamers. "Caucasian
Age: 8
Sex: Female
Weight: 48 Ibs
Hair: Dark Brown
"Adriadne was last seen on April 11," her birthday, "---- around 2:15pm while walking home fromm the Hillside Middle School. Ariadne suffers from severe autism and is prone to wandering away from home." It's starting to rain. I'll finish it later. But for now...
HENRY'S HOUSE~!!!
"Find the missing girl."
...Seriously, Murphy?
Then again, I could just watch the monsters struggle to get me when I'm on the balcony. XD
Aaaand I'm bored. TO HENRY'S HOUSE WE GO IN!
The clock is stuck on 10:06.
I remember when it went all crazy!
THE SPICES! AND THE VINEGAR! THEY'RE HERE!!! THE MEASURING CUP, AND THE... The... THEY'RE HERE!!! EVEN THE SAME MESS ON THE COUNTER IS HERE!!! AND THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT ABOVE THE SINK, AND THE ONE ABOVE THE OVEN!!!
THE MESS ON THE DOOR... IT'S... THE DOOR... IT'S FUCKING PEFECT! EVEN THE FUCKING WINDOWS! PERFECT!!! Except they can open this time!
Th-The brand... The fucking BRAND ON THE FRIDGE IS THERE!!! THE WEIGHT THING IS THERE!!! adfahadlgha-
Continuing...
"...away from home. She follows a fixed route home from her bus stop, marked by a series of colored ribbons placed by her mother." Well, that will explain the "yellow means left" comment... "Ariadne has a strong aversion to the color blue and has been known to after her route to avoid the color.
Anyone having information should contact the Silent Hill Police Departments's missing persons hotline:
1-800 555-LOST"
"Sweetie,
Mommy has made a new path for you to follow home.
Remember the rules...
Yellow Ribbon - Turn Left
Red Ribbon - Turn Right.
I know you sometimes get confused, so just be a big girl and look for mommy's ribbons and you'll be fine. Whatever you do, DON'T BREAK THE RULES! Mommy will be waiting for you at home.
Hugs and Kisses,
Mommy"
Why is there a suit case?
Yellow ribbon... Turn left... From... The ribbon?
Hey! It's Homer again!
Left's not taking me anywhere... I'll... Look it up, I think... Because now, I'm fucking interested.
NEW PLACE!
I'm at the "Bank." Let's see... Couches... Flashlights... Some unreadable shit... *Gasp*
"MR. CHAIR! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!"
"Freak... It was awful... THEY TIPPED ME OVER! T-T"
"Don't worry, Mr. Chair. I. WILL. AVENGE YOU!"
"Thank you, Freak..." *Coughs* *Dies*
......Blame Pewdiepie, dammit.
Hey! A radio!
Sarah, and and her Edward... At Brahs? Brahns? Okay... That's enough of that...
"Hello Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Chair with wheels but not a wheelchair."
And there's a lot of blood... WITH CIGARETTES! DON'T SMOKE, KIDS! CIGARETTES WILL MURDER YOU!
Woot! First-aid kit! Uh fuck... I just used it on accident... Goddammit...
"Director..." There's an axe, and a typewriter...
I'm hungry... I should eat... I just really don't want to...
"Hello, Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Chair... What happened in here?"
"Oh, someone broke into the place. They stole all of the money."
"That's horrible!"
"I know! And I had to witness it! TwT"
Oh shit.
"An alarm, of course. How could I have been so stupid?"
"MR. CHAIR! YOU DIDN'T WARN ME!"
"I'M SORRY, FREAK! I WANTED TO, BUT- OH GOD, HERE THEY COME!"
"...I DON'T SEE ANYTHING!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TOWN IS EMPTY!"
"NO MONSTERS?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THE ALARM IS DROWNING OUT YOUR WALKIE-TALKIE!"
"CRUISE CONTROL!"
"This should stop that damn noise." Well... It stopped the alarm, at least...
The vault is shut, now... I REALLY hope that I didn't need anything from in there.
Ohhey! There's an achievement for this! I do not understand what I have to do! =D
I'll look it up, whenever I can, meaning uh... Bye!
Okay... I have to go to the port... Fuck. That's later on in the game... I have to go through the radio... And then I have to go to Lemon St. There's two question marks. I want the one on the right.
And now for the Bank...
FUCKING... WHEN I'M AT MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE THE FUCKING INTERNET!
Oh right. His phone... Now that I know what to do... I have to remember how to go there...
"TODAY YOU HAVE A FUNNY TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH?
JESTER'S GUM
MADE FOR MAPPIER LIFE."
...What kind of "funny taste" are you... I don't want to know.
Does that say "CRO" or "CAO?"
Also, I'm convinced that the enemies are seriously, almost completely stupid. Almost, because they can attack you, and drive cars, but they can't open doors?
Do I have to kill the Screamer? I'm not going to actually kill it! I'll do that the third time I play through it, unless that DID register as a fucking kill.... Which I think it did.
Unless, of course, I get the best ending, anyway.
Yeah. I dunno how to trigger the damn thing. WRITE IN YOUR JOUR- Oh for fucking get it...
Hey... The Screamer's gone.
Let's try ribbons again... Hey! A red one! =D Right from what angle?!
"U.S.A." We get it! This takes place in America! Damn!
"Aug.
25
EM.
Z---
A & T
Aaron Ashfield" relations to "Ashfield Heights?"
"Apartment # (8)
(2)909 Witmer Road
Silent Hill 0410(7)"
287... I don't see a "Witmer Rd..." Waaaait a second... Uh... DUH! That little place... Nope, nevermind.........
"Marcy In the Morning..." Okay then... Um.... Do I even want to know who Marcy is?
Anyway, BARELLS!
What?
No... Nononono... I was just coming in here for shelter from the rain. I can't be... What?! I'M FUCKING STUCK IN HERE?! I HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE RADIO TOWER THING BEFORE I CAN BE LET OUT AGAIN?!
I pick up the hose a little early, and Murphy just looks around, before dropping it, as if to say "I don't have any use for this yet." XD
FUCK! I have to go into the art gallery, again...
LET. ME. OUT!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL ANYTHING!! I'll just restart... It shouldn't register anything...
"Looks like somebody has... Specific tastes in entertainment." That's still funny. XD
961... Hey! It's still the same! COOL! =D
Fuck... Even when I know the code, I STILL have to go downstairs to get the mystery? IT'S NOT EVEN A...
No wait... I think it actually says "Demon Samael," which makes a LOT more sense... Especially... No, nevermind. I'll just keep that as an inside joke between me and my boyfriend.
THIS NOTE DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE!
Okay, I see some highlights... Aaand... WOO!!!! I DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT!
I shot the doll three time, and it just kind of fell over with a "slump." It didn't move or anything! XD
Hehe... I just broke the head off of the doll. XD
That will explain something...
I don't think I examined this picture yet... This... Fucking scary....
"Time Brings Truth"
Like in Homecoming?! Or was that in this one? ...Both? Though I think I saw, at least something similar in Homecoming...
"Hello, Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Wheelchair."
"Are you alright?"
"Uh... No."
"Good to hear!" =D
Oh... Anne saved me! That's nice of her! XD Or maybe it was Ricks... Either way.
Where's the fucking diluent... It's not a puzzle, dammit!
THERE it is! They fucking moved it on me! At least... I think they did.
Uh... I guess those blood ejaculating things ARE in a hospital-like place, after all! Well, that's good.
"MR. CHAIR! YOU HAVE A HOLE WHERE PEOPLE NORMALLY SITS! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"I dunno! I was just asleep, and when I woke up, this hole was here! But that's why I'm at the doctors otherworld thingy! Or... whatver the Hell this place is supposed too be."
Heeeeeey... Those blood-cumming things are wired to a metatron symbol made out of barb wire! Cool!
Howard is okay. He paper-cut monsters to death with his letters.
Dammit. I need the poker AGAIN!
I left it by the bank, in front of Henry's apartment... I think I want "Pearl Creek." I'll drop my gun under the ladder.
"SANDALS
BOOTS
SHIRTS
HATS
OPEN
24/7"
Huh... It's ACTUALLY open! And filled with mannequin parts... This isn't "Mirror Mirror," is it?
OH HEY! There's the "old coat!" AWESOME!
I look up, and the loading screen says "STOP DOING THAT." XD XD That kind of startled me a little, for a second, to be honest. XD
Fuuuck I didn't mean to do... What did that do? Um... Huh... That's...
What differences did Homer make?! Arrows?! And now he wants a fishing pole?! Are you fucking crazy?! YOU'LL DIE OUT THERE! Oh well. His funeral. Not mine.
Oh yeah... FUCK! WHERE DID I PUT THAT POKER?! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WAIT! I THINK I FOUND IT! I just can't check right now because it's RAINING!
Why is everything so small in Henry's house, on this game, anyway? Was everybody on Silent Hill 4: The Room small, or did people simply evolved into midgets?
At least it's implied that Walter was killed for sure, so it's implied that the ending was anyone BESIDES the "worst."
Now that the rain stop... IT'S JUST A FUCKING STICK!
I've been saying "fuck" a lot, haven't I? XP
I go up the ladder to AVOID the enemy, AND THE ENEMY IS RIGHT THERE! I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T CLIMB UP LADDERS, DAMMIT!
ANOTHER ARTIFACT! =D
It looks like a UFO... Again with the UFO ending? Really?
"UFO
A toy UFO from the Silent Hill UFO ending."
I just need four more artifacts... They better be worth it, dammit! No more aliens!
The fucking theatre scares me... AND THAT'S WHY!
Another artifact~! "This thing creeps me out..." XD
Why? It looks like a... OH MY GOD! IT'S THE... SAMAEL SYMBOL THNGY!
"Circle Emblem
The occult symbol of The Order"
OH MY-
-Fangasm explosion is taking place right now. Please stand by.-
Something new~!
"Strance...?" (It's cut out.)
"By Harald(?) Dyance(...?)
Brahms - A 6-year-old boy is believed to have been abducted" OH MY GOD, REALLY NAPIER?! CHARLIE WASN... Wait, BRAHMS?! Isn't there a place or something named after him?! I'm going to have to go back and check, whenever I can! "by an unknown kidnapper" Well, if you knew who he was NAPIER, then you probably would have found him by now. "while walking home from school yesterday afternoon." Of course. "--------------, who attends Robbins Elementary School, was last seen departing the school's campus at approximately 2:30 PM. He was walking alone and no witnesses have been identified at this time.
"Right now, we have very little to go on," said Detective Elliot Benson," Uh... PAT. NAPIER. "who is heading up the investigation for the Brahms Police Department." YES! THAT! THAT EXACTLY! "As with any kidnapping, the first 45 hours are crucial, so we are asking anyone who may have information about the disappearance to please call our anonymous hotline." "Uh, yeah... My son was kidnapped and raped by Pat Napier. He lives next door to me."
"Police have been actively interviewing school employees, students, as well as residents to live and work near the Robbins Elementary. As of the writing of the article, the parents of the missing child remained unavailable for comment." Uuuuuh................ Well then!
"As you can imagine, the parents want nothing more than the safe return of their child," Uh... Huh... "and all their energies are focued in that direction." Detective Benson told reporters." Well no shit, Sherlock, I mean, Elliot.
"A statewide AMBER alert has been activated for ------------. If you have any information regarding his disappearance, please contact the Crime Beakers Tip Line."
LISTEN TO ME! PAT. NA. PI. ER!
Oh my God! IT'S A POKER! ='D
GODDAMMIT CARTMAN!
Fucking Weeping Baaaaaaaats! Fucking rain! A DOOR! Let's see... This place is already scaring me...
"Silent Hill Senior Bowling Log...Something..."
Unreadable crap
"PATRICK WEARDEN
Saturday, May 7th, 1995"
And more unreadable crap.
Oh awesome! A mystery! It's... The pier... And on the porch?
"Ryall State Prison To Be Investigated For Corruption Charges" OhshitSewell.
"By William Thomas
Officials at Ryall State Prison are reporting that they will be the subject of a voluntary investigation into charges from various prisoners that the guards who work at the prison are engaged in corrupt practices." GuardSSSS?
"We are confident in the integrity of our guards," Warden Glen Milton told reporters at a recent press conference held at the prison." Uh... Is Sewell blowing you on a daily basis or something, you dumbass? "We run a tight ship here and have nothing to hide." And that's how Frank was killed! "That's why we've taken the initiative to invite state investigation into our facilities-to clear up these misunderstandings and, frankly, disprove the outright lies being told by some of the prisoners in our care."
Charges against the Ryall guards include the distribution and sale of illegal narcotics," Oh. You're safe, Sewell... For now. "theft, and physical abbuse against both prisoners and follow prison staff." Nevermind... Goddammit, Sewell! Why do you have to be so obviously into Murphy! More yaoi of those two will grow, just like Ghirahim and Link! And that one is still growing!
"One state official, who requested to remain unnamed, said the investigation is slated to begin in two weeks time.
"We take these accusations very seriously," the official said. "If it turns out there is any validity to the charges, then appropriate disciplinary action against Ryal
Prison as well as those individual
responsible will be taken immediately."
Huh. I guess this creepy-ass apartment is part of the "Ashes To Ashes" sidequest.
"&
KFFK
Kelemen & Fox Funeral Services
SINCE 1910
FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT
You are cordially invited to atten the funeral for:" Just imagine if THAT'S how the guy got the news! "This letter is telling you that your wife died!"
"Alison Elaine Wearden
(1923 - 1999)
Memorial Services will be conducted at 11:00an Tuesday morning, November 9, 1999 at the Perkins Funeral Home," I beat the current owner of "Perkins" would just LOVE to know that Silent Hill used the name for a funeral home! "followed by Graveside Serves at Monroe Cemetery at 1:00pm."
And there's a feather print at the bottom.
Um... What? What do I do for the sidequest? Oh, there's another door...
"ARTIFICIAL RESPIRATION"
How am I supposed to figure out the code on my own? I mean, I already know the code, it's 16814, but how do I normally get that? Oh well. Pistol time... After I drop this poker outside.
Now I have a "just in case" pistol! =D
I don't have time to read what is on the truck!
Going right~! Going left~! Going right again~! Going... Left... Onto the docks... Going... Right... Uh... Going.... Left...... It.... Takes you to a key, a red thing, but it doesn't look like a ribbon, and water... DUDE! THAT'S FUCKING SICK! HER "MOMMY" DROWNED HER!!
"Key
Found on a bracelet. Labled "Lamon Street."
THAT. IS. FUCK. ING. SICK!
FUCK that bird scared me for a second! That makes four, right? Yep! =D
I got a second lighter... Do I need a second lighter? What is this place, anyway? "Soul-eye." It looks like a fan. "The right eye of the soul." Um fuck. I need a picture of the map... Unless... Nope.
Okay, so where Homer is, there's three diamonds stacked on top of each other.
Above that, on the edge, that's a ^.
Lower-ish left, by Kanadale Avenue. Um... You go down from where Homer is, take the first right, down... Er... From Laymond Ave., go down, take the first right, past Lanadale... But that way is blocked off... Hopefully you can go sound right when you get to the blocked off rode. There's a... DNA thing?
Go around Brite street. There's a... -Y- thing... It looks kind of like a bird, I guess, on what I think is the movie theatre. Go behind that, and there's a very thin cresant like thing around Lay... Ons? Layons(?) Park.
Fucking. Kids.
Or... Maybe this is the place... I see where the "eye" in "soul-eye" comes from, now...
"It almost form some kind of a symbol..."
Ah... No shit.
I can turn the thing... Why? It doesn't do anything! Can I get more of those things, please? No seriously. I think I need them. Okay, whatever.
This guy just asked "is she autistic or something?"
Uh... YEAH. IT SAID IT, RIGHT THERE, THAT SHE'S FUCKING AUTISTIC!
Anyway...
Oh. The bird thing looks like a... Crystal?
There's a diamond, with two black diamonds, and the three stacked on top of each other.
Okay, yes. It started raining, so I went underground, but then I felt like I needed someone to be with me, so... Say hi to Homer! Uh... Homer is wearing a Ryall state prison uniform... HOLY SHIT! A SURVIVOR!
Uh... A bra and panties on the bed... Why?
"I've finally done it. I can't take it anymore. God knows I've tried to give her a happy, normal life, but I'm tired and worn out and I just can't do it another minute longer. People will judge me and call me a monster and wonder why, but until they've lived with a child like her, they can't know - CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW - how hard it is every single day, every moment. She will NEVER be normal. She will NEVER grow up and lead a happy life." Uh, not true. My cousin's autistic, and... And... Has foster parents now... "I've been living a lie, and it's time to wake up from the nightmare." Isn't that part of a song?
"I've given all I can possibly give. It's time for me to start living my life for ME." YOU SHOULD'VE USED A FUCKING CONDOM! "Don't try to find me. You'll never see me again. My new life starts TODAY.
God forgive me.
Amy"
.......AMY?! WHAT?! BUT I THOUGHT... SHE DIED IN SILENT HILL 2, AND IS A NURSE IN SILENT HILL ORIGINS...
OH MY GOD! SHE RUNS OFF to Silent Hill, which was where she started at... TO BECOME A NURSE! HOW... HOW FUCKING... WHAT?! HOW WOULD THAT...
Amy: "I killed my own child because she's autistic and that was annoying me."
Kauffman: "Ah. Whatever. You're hired."
The child's room has a ribbon in it... It's just a dirty white ribbon... With two first-aid kits on it! =D Also kind of ironic...
The guy who I was watching for this sidequest said. "...made the girl drown herself... Heheheeeh... Fun." XD
Where did my poker go..? Goddamn you Cartman...
Let's try "Gramophone..." I already hate it.
Look at these cute little kids dresses! They're so small and CUUUUUTE! XD
Woahwaitasecond... Is that Anne? Or... Your mom in Homecoming?! She goes fucking craaaazy~! XD
There's blood, leading up the stairs... Um... There's a bloody bed, with a teddy bear in it... Uh... There's a noose, just curled up next to the toilet... Um... It's not hanging anywhere, or anything, though...
FIRST-AID KIT! =D
More blood on beds, walls... I REALLY want Pewdiepie to play this game... That would make this game a lot less scary... Oh, and a vinyl record... Without the fucking handle... Is that a horse? No. Of course not... It's just MORE BLOOD! It looks fresh. Fucking creepy-ass Splatterhouse doll! I got the crank!
What the fuck?! A body just appeared on the floor! Do I HAVE to examine it?! "Turn back time?" What are you talking about, Murphy? OH SHIT! I can play the record backwards now! And a kid is walking towards the stairs... Or, no... That isn't a kid. My thumb is getting tired... Okay... The guy is killing his wife, and HOLY SHIT! THE SAME GUY IS COMING OUT OF THE PICTURE! THERE'S BLOOD RUNNING DOWN THE OTHER THREE PICTURES! NOW THE HOUSE IS SHAKING! WHATDOIDO?!ALHR/GARKLEGJAL;WERJF;LAJ;
HE'S FUCKING ATTACKING ME! I feel like I'm going to throw up... I have to rip the poster of Johnny Depp, Agito and Akito, this ice skater, all of my panda pictures, the puzzle of artic creatures, the fairy, anime characters, Link and Bulbos... Bulbo... Midna, Zelda, Mario, Yoshi, Chrono, Marle, Glen, Zant, that monkey, the selt portrait of ME, Malo... Everything that has a face, even that cow skull that I drew, down!
And Ezio! But not that puppy! I want that puppy!
FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M LEAVING! I DON'T CARE IF I RUINED THE ACHIEVEMENT! I'll uh... I'll probably go back, tomorrow... GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! BYE~~!!!
I'll just play the demo version of "DOOM" again, just to calm my body down some more... Even the music is epic, especially for it's time! XD
4/10/12:
Now that I KNOW what's going to happen, I suppose I'll try again... I guess... Err.... One of the children said "Let him burn!"
What do I do?! Where do I go?!
I HATE JUMP SCARES! So... Why do I have Fatal Frame II? Oh yeah... It's because of Brad of 4PP...
Oh... OH! I get it! They were telling ME to burn him! "Burn him... Burn him!" Woot! Cheevo!
Heh. Screamer fail.
I guess I'll just... Wait until I'm dry before I continue again...
Paintings thus far-
"Despair"
"Sunrise"
"Wonder"
and "Freedom"
Uh-huh...
What the fuck kind of car was THAT?!
Oh my a-God! I can ACTUALLY lower the drawbridge?! I have a feeling that I already did that, but that was later on in the game.
A circle, with an upside-down triangle in it, and the UV light shows the ^...
"Harmony, 1st Part
A sign of health and the marriage of heaven and eaerth."
Ah... And it has that ^ symbol on it....
I get that the game is trying to make us afraid of the rain and thunder, but at this point, it's just boring, having to wait indoors for the rain to stop... At least I have Mr. Cha...
"MR. CHAIR! WHAT-"
"You've seen so many chair abuse already in this game. You shouldn't be surprised at this point."
"Well... Are you okay?"
"Even better then okay! With only two legs, on the end of me, nobody can sit on me like a chair, ever again!" =D
"...It looks like somebody ate you..."
"Yeah... That was probably Mr. Kitty, even though he doesn't have teeth... Or eyes..."
By the way, "Mr. Kitty" is a Weeping Bat that my boyfriend named for... Some reason... Or maybe no reason at all.
I am now in "Ketchum Street..." Um... I can't think of anything. Maybe Ash went to Silent Hill to... Okay, I just thought of something.
Ash: "What kind of Pokemon is that?!" *Takes out Pokedex*
Pokedex: "Weeping Bat, the-"
*Mr. Kitty eats Ash's hand off... Somehow.*
Ash: "AARGHTEAHFHA!!!"
*Mr. Kitty smacks Ash.*
*Ash dies*
And that's where the name of the street came from! =D
"Wait... What's wrong with this picture?"
Uh, well... First of all, the mirror is liquid!
"Did something change?"
Well, I heard a drawer being open, and uh... The mirror IS NOT liquid anymore!
This sidequest is kind of fun.
What change is there now?
FUCK!
I FUCKING KNOW NOW!
Do I have to actually kill it..? Ah fuck it. I probably already fucked up towards the beginning of the game.
Fuck... I don't think I had to KILL it...
Okay, light, drawer, T.V., fucking Screamer... Where's the fucking Screamer..? There's a candle here! Did I miss something..? It didn't do shit, brah! It didn't do shit!
THERE IT FUCKING IS!
WHERE IS IT?! OH, IT'S ON MY FUCKING BACK!
Oh, I guess it was actually the picture...
THEN WHY THE HELL DID THAT SCREAMER ATTACK ME?!
And now it's the candle... It's a good thing that I already knew that the mirror was going to break...
"shpc SILENT HILL PSYCHIATRIC HEALTH CENTER" Oh crap. We're fucked!
"Patient name: Malone D.A." Um... I thought that was the doctor? I'm probably very wrong... I can't check right now, dammit!
"Patient DOB: 03/04/76" Happy belated birthday! =D
"The patient is a young caucasian woman, age 20," So this took place in --96? "of good physical health with no abnormalities in her medical or mental health history." UNTIL NOW! "She initially came to my office after a recommendation from her family doctor, conplaining of insomnia, exhaustion, and depression. Subject" That's nice to call a person... "recently lost a sibling (older sister) but refuse to divulge further details.
After further interviews, I have diagnosed the patient as suffering from accute Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Patient describes recurring nightmares, anxiety, fite of anger, and panic attacks stemming from the irretional belief that if she does not conduct mundane, repetitive rituals around her home, "the people in the mirror" will cause her physical harm." That explains the point of this sidequest, and the fucking SCREAMER!
"Sending recommendation to the patient's GP that she is suffering from OCD along with possible schizophrezia, advising further tests and possible antipsychotic medication.
Dr. Ari" Hey! My grandma has a cat named Ari! =D "Richmond" I'm gonna have to tell my boyfriend, and grandma! XD
"Silent Hill Psychiatry & Family Counseling"
Well, in Origins, the "dark" or "otherworld" was within mirrors, soooo maybe that's how the monsters... No... Wait... The monsters are there to symbolize either Alessa/Heather, or the main character, depending on which of the two "stories" or whatever the game is based on. This one is based on the fact that Murphy is guilty of killing Napier. GUILTY. Origins is based on Alessa.
9241 is the code for the movie theater... I SO did not cheat to get that, just so I wouldn't have to go through the screen over and over again!
...
FINE, I'LL DO IT!
"AMBROSE" is on the truck... No liscense plate... I guess it's there for decoration, then, maybe?
No wait. I CAN'T do the movie sidequest! This is on hard puzzle mode, and I don't know where the other film reels and the lightbulb are! All I know is that the lightbulb is outside somewhere!
Wait a fucking minute... They couldn't have just followed the fucking RIBBONS?! They knew their purpose, but they didn't think, "Hm. These ribbons will lead us to her!" or anything?! NO?! God... DUMBASSES, THEY ARE!
"She's lying to you."
Great "hint," game! Great "hint" indeed! ...Who's lying to me?!
"Court News - Sund
Jury finds Patrick Napier guilty of first-degree" WOOT!!!
"It took a jury only fuor hours of diliberation to return a guilty verdict against Patrick Napier at the Brahms Courthouse this afternoon." Uh... NO SHIT! "Napier, 42," Still ew. "a convicted chilld molester and registered sex offender, had been accused of abducting, sexually assaulting, and murdering Daniel Stephens," That's not how you spell "Charl..." WAIT A FUCKING SECOND! DANNY?! DANNY FROM SILENT HILL 3? THE GUY WHO FUCKING SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME?! NAPIER, YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BASTARD! "an 8-year-old local boy" I guess he had a really long growth-spurt... THAT FUCKING FUCKER! "whose parents had reported him mmissing in January of last year.
"This is a hollow victory at best," District Attorney Theodore Adams told reporters outside the courthouse after the verdict had been handed down. "Yes, we got a sick and dangerous predator off the streets" "Sick and dangerous" isn't even half of him... Literally. "and behind bars for good. On the other hand, none of this can return a promising young boy to the arms of his grieving parents." Is that why there's a graveyard close by? And for some reason, the very same graveyard makes me think of the graveyard in "Fable III..."
"Napier's guilty verdict comes with a mandatory life-without-parole sentence." Life = sometime after 42 years for him... What about CHARLIE?! WHERE DOES THAT COME IN?! "He was immediately remanded to Ryall State Prison by sheriff's deputies following the verdict, where he will be placed in protective custody and begin serving his sentence in complete isolation from other prisoners."
Until Sewell decides that Murphy should kill him for the bl- I mean, the murder of Frank Coleridge...
Is it too late to go out? Though I think I can still go outside EVENTUALLY... I just wanted to save, dammit!
Are those normal questions?
"Is he dead? Did you kill him?" XD
Yes, I do know the rhyme... But I need them for the mysteries...
I wonder if the kid actually sees me as the guy with the coat and gas-mask... I said "wonder," because he said that I'm not a monster, "yet."
That is ONE magical kid! Tearing down doors, leaping through humanly impossible leaps...
Damn hard puzzles... WHERE DO I GO NOW?! WHERE DID I COME FROM?!
Oh my... FUCKING DUH!
"Hello Freak."
"Hello Mr. Chair."
I'm gonna quit out. Maybe I'll write a little before taking a nap... BYE!
Later, at 1:40PM exactly:
... Where's the map?!
Hehehe.. Heeeh... Hehehee... Eeeeh.... I just opened the door, and then I closed it right away. The Screamer is still trying to scream at me...
I killed it. RESETTING TIME!
WADLJFA... IT LEARNED HOW TO JUMP OVER LEDGES!
Awww~! The little nail-board thingy thank me~! Okay, it was for one of the teachers, but still!
I need a fucking poker... Fuck...
Cartman: "Po-Po-Po-Poker face, pah-pah-poker face~ mamamama~!"
Now that I got THAT out of the way... Finally...
What the fuck is a pah-pah-pah poker doing in the classroom, anyway?! Learning about Jesus instead of... But in Silent Hill, we believe in Alessa! Well... But Jesus really DOES exist...
This is different-
"~HANSEL & GRETEL~
ACT I.
The stage is set. The lights dim and a haunting melody beings to play. We are transported to the classic tale by the Brothers Grimm." WRONG. "Lights on center stage, the curtain opens!
HANSEL (O.S.)
The way home has vanished!
We now see the children are in a dark forest, with unknown dangers lurking around every turn. The children enter.
GRETEL
Oh Hansel, the crows have eaten our bread.
HANSEL
Worry not. I will watch over you.
They come to a strange house. They mean to stay away, but it begins to RAIN. As thunder booms and the storm worsns, they creep closer to find the house is made out of goodies!"
Lights, music, spotlight, left back-drop, right back-drop, rain, thunder, Hell.
OH FUCK! The fucking puzzle has more pieces to it now! The picture is slightly different... It's actually slightly creepier in the easy puzzle mode.
How did I get this stick again?
WELL HALLO THAR MR. KITTEH! Oh wait, that's not Mr. Kitty! Still, the Weeping Bat is very stupid. I threw a brick at it, and it was like, "ow... What do I do nao?"
Okay, DO IT WITH MEH! One, two, three, THUD! One, two, three, THUD!
What would happen if I just stood there, I wonder?
Woah... I just discovered a cool glitch! One moment, please~!
...
We don't have any double-A batteries that will work for my camera, so I have to wait for my 3DS to charge... I'm getting kind of bored now...
THERE WE GO~! =D I have someone in Street Pass, even though I haven't even went on my 3DS for HOW LONG?! And a new note! It's reminding me that I can play a demo of "Nintendogs + Cats..." I had one of the first versions, but then I got bored and sold it for... Some other game. ANYWAY! If I forget to upload the video and give this journal the link, I'm am terribly sorry, but I should remember, EVENTUALLY!
They just took down the pictures of the x-rays in the x-ray room... Duh. Even if it WASN'T part of the story, I think people would STILL be like, "OH~ FUN!"
I STILL feel sorry for that one, specific, neurotic, paper-eating Screamer... That should be it for the Monastery mysteries... Eleven to go? Let's count. There are fifty-three mysteries.
I counted 44 mysteries... Um... That can't be right.
Mirror, Mirror mystery count is 30... Nope, I was right when I said that I was wrong... XD I actually have 42, which IS correct if there's only eleven more to go.
FUCK! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT WEEPING BAT!
I KNEW IT! I JUST SAW THE LITTLE GIRL FLY ACROSS THE BIG HOLE TO DEATH! MAGIC. POWERS.
This time it's eye, (Samael cult symbol thingy?) eye, metatron, farore thingy and eye... Did it even change?!
The prison numbers on these boards are scribbled out.
Who is this "sister," any... That's not... Fucking... Maria... Is it? No... It makes more sense for it to be Alessa/Cheyrl/Heather... Though they don't have accents...
Except um.. You saved a LOT of little boy's asses... QUITE. LITERALLY.
Can I die without a game over? I'm gonna try! Nope. I have to kill him... That took a lot of hits... It's not like there's a cheevo for not dying, right?
...Right? If there is, then I'm going to hate my self so much!
...
I'll just reset.
The face keeps on changing from Napier, to Murphy... Ew.... He touched it...
I should probably quit until I find out the locations of the rest of the paintings, birds... Err, bird, reels plus lightbulb, and the fishing rod.
Hehehee... The "Kill or incapacitate 10 Weeping Bats" achievement is called "Pinata Party." XD
Hey! I have the FUCKING INTERNET on my Xbox! FINALLY!
NEW FOAMY! =D
"Again with the food!"
"ALWAYS WITH THE FOOD! And the intelligent conversation."
Oh fuck... Now I'M hungry!
...What was I doing?
Oh yeah... Dammit, Foamy...
Paintings:
Got it, I think... Got it. Got it. DON'T HAVE IT! It's 827? Really? Well, at LEAST I found THAT one out before I got fucking disconnected, AGAIN! Now that I'm back on... I smell food...
Now that I ate, and my stomach is happy~! "Once I finish derping around..." By the way, it ISN'T at the back. I think I'm AT the hardware store, just wondering what it's for... Apparently there IS a painting in there! Afterwords, it will lead you to a graveyard, wher a grave is open... THAT'S FUCKING... Top left, bottom left, center, bottom right. "And hopefully you're not immediately NAILED by this weeping bat..." XD
Fishing rod is... I really... REALLY hope that it's not too late, as in, it's not automatic.... It's next to this broken window by the docks? In between these two trees, by the "bridge" on the map, go right on the dock... And I think I should draw this... Juuust in case.
The replacement bulb is ALSO in the hardware store. "Avoid that screaming skanky." XD There's a reel on one of the counters on the right when you enter, there's a reel on the chair in one of the stalls in the exploded bathroom, aaand there's one in the room next to the projector... I think I already got the first one. I'm just going to watch him find the codes. It's fun, watching Murphy walking while the video is sped up... For some reason. XD
I still don't see the one... The guy is having fun, though. XD "Unf-unf-unf-unf~!"
Oh my God.... I HAVE THE INTERNET ON MY LAPTOP?! I HAVE THE INTERNET ON THE LAPTOP! So far...
OH MY GOD! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!! WOOOOO!!!
I'm gonna watch stuff... "BIG SHIT IS ADDING UP!" XD
And now that it crapped- oh wait a second, there it goes.
Well, considering that I have the Internet on both my laptop, AND my Xbox, I supposed I'll look up what to do for "Shadow Play" and "Ashes to Ashes..."
Oh... There's this urn. Duh. XD Take the urn to the dock, and um... It isn't the same for hard, is it?
"Picture of a boat!....Area." XD I don't think... Nevermind.
I have to go back to the eye to get the coin thing after flicking my light from regular, to normal, after flipping it, maybe... To get a coin.
The second thing is on the corner when you go into the port district. It's in a box, on the right side of the sidewalk. There's an alley close by, but you need to cross the street... I have to make it face one way, and then the other way... I want the regular light I think? Ah whatever. I'll play around with the light until I get somewhere. XD
The third is at a street corner. "Lamond" I think. Left side, and in a box. I have to... Holy shit, slow down! Go left through the gate, left again at the wall, and across the street through the gate... Wait a second... I recognize that symbol... Hey! It's the... Flannel... Mercury thing, kinda! Except it's not. It's the hospital thing. You have to turn it so the other snake is there... And that is why the thing is called "Healing..." COOL!
The next is on the upper left of Lamond road, right by the blocking wall... By the collumn thingy that I had to go through for the "Ribbons" sidequest. I have to go to the subway with Homer~!
And I have to get the draw-bridge coin... Wait, I have to get TWO pieces? Well, that explains the "1st" in the name. There's a piece on top of the box in the area where you have to lower the draw-bridge... This guy is making me nervous. He's about to die... Stick the first piece, turn it so it matches the ^, shine the light... Shine the light on it BEFORE rotating it, and then rotate it, shine the light, and rotate it two more times to make a star.
When I get all of the tokens I have to go back to the room with the eye... I suppose I don't have to go back there to get the coin FIRST. Place the tokens on top of the signs on the map.
A conversation started this, so...-
Weeping bats:
"Game developers confirmed that part of the Weeping Bat's symbolism is solitude and confinement. These are conditions that Murphy would have been in during his time in jail and a longing to see the outside world develops in most inmates."
Uh... Because of it's lacks of eyes... Waitwut? WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?! DO PRISONERS NORMALLY CLIMB ON CEILINGS?! Well, I suppose they DO jump behind you and... Try to kill you with their fingers. XD And uh... Murphy was trying to GET AWAY FROM LIFE BY BEING IN JAIL, so WHY would he want to suddenly GET AWAY FROM JAIL?!
"They also seem to represent prison gangs to an extent, as they are quite persistent when it comes to guarding the Aristocrat during the train ride, almost as if the Aristocrat was their gang leader." That... Actually makes slightly more sense.
And the aristrocrat is..? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! I already won the game, but- oh... I didn't see it because I was more focused on the fucking weeping bats at the end of the ride!
The best "guess" for the Screamer is-
"Murphy's wife, Carol. When idle, the Screamer sometimes holds her arms close, rocking back and forth, as if cradling a child. This could represent Murphy's concern about how Carol dealt with Charlie's death, and Murphy's fear of Carol, thinking that she blames and hates him for their son's death. Thus, he sees the woman he loved, now, as a woman that is twisted, distorted and hostile."
But uh... They actually stick around to see the fucking Screamer doing that action?
Well, that's the coolest one, at least, but now that I think of it, "The alarm sirens at Murphy's prison, and how they would ring if he tried to escape his cell. By extension, police sirens as well." probably makes the most sense.
"During the point in the game when demonic police patrol vehicles chase Murphy through the streets of Silent Hill, large groups of Screamers are called in by the car's siren when the car catches up to Murphy. The summoning of these creatures by the siren is further proof that the Screamer represents the alarms and sirens from police vehicles.
When a Screamer is killed, her dying scream is cut short by a static sound, like a police communication radio turning off."
So... There you go.
Painting "Hope..." SO not representing anything here.
"Four Token
Symbol of Earth, from which the spiritual king comes forth."
WOOOO~! FISHING ROD! =D
"Forever..." Something. I think there was a heart... And that's the end of the "Ashes to Ashes" sidequest...
"Are those sirens getting closer?"
"QUICK! EAT THE DRUGS!" XD
Um... That there, above, is completely unrelated to Silent Hill.
Oh shit... "Two Best Friends Play Assassin's Creed Revelations..."
And there goes the Internet.
Um...... What the Hell? Did Homer..? HE DIED?! HE FUCKING DIED?! BUT I GAVE HIM WHAT HE FUCKING NEEDED! DID HE HAVE... I dunno... Fucking... Fuckings AIDs or something?! I mean, for a prison escapee... I dunno! Maybe he was someone's bitch, who just happens to have AIDs, and then...
Okay, I honestly couldn't think of anything better than "AIDs..." Ummm.... I'm just going to stick to my theory and say that he had syphilis... Unless you can actually die from untreated pneumonia...
Heeey the Internet's back on... But only on my Xbox, so far... Strange...
Oh God... They're playing Baby Maker...
Um... I'll shut up until I play Silent Hill again...
And it's gone again... AND IT'S BACK! God... Quit fuckin'... Doing that...
Oh... Shit. "Two best friends plays Silent Hill Downpour." THIS IS RELATED!
...I'm afraid that they'll be ruining it for me, somehow...
"Hey cupcake~... I'll try not to drop the soap..."
Oh God... Okay... The reaction to Napier:
... "PHILLIS SEYMOUR HOFFMAN?!"
DUDE! Pat just said "He's a child molester, just look at him!" WOW! JUST... WOW!
....This is the first time I noticed that Napier is wearing sandles in the shower... Why?
Pfft... Sewell's a "friendly guy," apparently. XD
I'm getting bored...
OHMYGOD THEY JUST MENTIONED MSI! GOD I WANT TO GO BAAACK!alhrfolawefjaw I. WANT.A.DJAAF *Sobs*
I'm bored... They're still funny, but it's... AND IT DISCONNECTS AGAIN! That's probably a good thing...
Let's just see where... They're still in the basement in Devil's pit at part three? Each video is almost thirty minutes long!
I am getting so fucking tired, and pissed off at this shit!
Anyway, today is Ariadne Johnson's birthday! *TOO LATE. I COULDN'T GET THE INTERNET LONG ENOUGH TO UPDATE THIS, SO.... HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, DEAD VIDEO GAME CHARACTER* I don't know how old she is, though, considering that they crossed off her date of birth! Aaand they never even had a date on the "missing child's" poster... All we know is that she was eight, so... After nine.
There is this "Dinner Menu" just... Hanging in front of the gate door... Derpin' around... XD
After a fucking HOUR it seemed to get the fucking thing...-
"Harmony Token
The pentacle is a symbol of harmony, health, and mystic powers." So the opposite of Homer.
YEAH! FREE THE BIIIIRDS!
... It's called "Birdman?" That... Sounds like a KICK-ASS SUPERHERO NAME! >8D
"Enlightenment Token
We all possess the four levels of physical matter and are able to ascend to the fifth."
Apartment building at the start of Pearl Creek, with that cutscene with Howard after lost items... By the candles... I'm fucked.
Monastery, left from the fountain. Go left again by the candles on the BARREL!
By house for Mirror, Mirror. Go right from it, candles... It's right next to the house.
I got a gun! =D Apparently it's "fancy," or... Something...
"Hyper Blaster" ANOTHER U.F.O. related item?!
"A sci-fi ray gun from the Silent Hill alien abduction endings."
"VANILLA
Chocolate (YUMMY)" XD
OH GOD! IT'S ROBBIE THE FUCKING RABBIT! I TAKE THAT BACK! I'LL TAKE ANOTHER ALIEN RELATED ITEM INSTE- OH GOD IT'S STARING AT ME!
"Robbie
The bloody rabbit from Silent Hill 3"- OH GOD! QUICK STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!!
Last one... I better be able to play the rest of the game after this!
...
What... Where's the ending..? Where do I get the ending? Not that I mind, but... Anyway.
"Aglaophotis" ...IT'S THE FUCKING AGALTAWAEHF FUUUCK SO FUCKING AWESOME! THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!
"The magical substance in Heather's" mother fucking- "necklace, Silent Hill 3." Also used in Silent Hill 1!!! wahfaoweifha-
-FANGIRLGASMPLOSION. PLEASE HANG IN THERE UNTIL I RETURN... BECAUSE THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING SENSE-
Let's see... What else do I need to do as far as side-quests go..? "Art Appreciation," "The Bank..." "Cinema Verite," but with accent marks, and "Shadow Play."
Ohhey! It's about time Pewdiepie gets a PS3 for his videos! Great... Now he can play Downpour! XD
What the Hell is a monster doing in the Silent Hill underground?! Greedy cunt! I wanna shoot it with a rifle! Buuut I lost my rifle a while ago for a shovel or something... I think. XD
Fuck! It's a doll... What are dolls doing in... Homer!!
Woah! I just found some hidden foot prints~! =D Let's see where they lead us... TO THE LADDER! =D That's great, because, one, I got kind of lost in Hillside again, and two, it's raining.
"Healing Token
Cauduces, an alchemical sign of balance."
Cool... Though I already knew that, thanks to Fullmetal Alchemist. X3
It stopped raining just because of the transaction in between parts of the town? AWESOME! =D
"Soul-Eye Token
The right eye of the soul."
Oh... Okay then...
WOO! "What's your sign?"
Well... What's YOUR sign, achivement?
Woah... I have this... This... Bateaux statue thing. XD I remember what to do now... I knew that graveyard, and specific grave was there for something SPECIAL! =D Special indeed =D
Nooo!.... I accidently threw the fucking thing, and it disappeared. TWT... DON'T THROW THE BATEAUX STATUE! It will hurt him. D=
Um... It doesn't respawn... Oh well. I got the acievement, and that's all I REALLY care about, I guess.
"DANCER..." Well, it;s actually "ANCER" with a person bending it's body to look kind of like a "D," I guess....? What is that above it? Mic? LLic? Ah whatever. I'll look it up later, if I remember, or if I come back to this...
FINALLY, I GET THE DAMN THIRD REEL!
I... Have a surprisingly good memory when it came to the code for the fucking door.
"Spliced Reel
The Secret of the Child at the Lake"
Uh-huh... Yeah... THAT'S not a symbol for anything! Nope! Nothing at all!
What... Do I do? Wait, I still have the video downloaded into my computer...
God. Damn. This. Game.
That's a fucking creepy clown...
A SCREAMER IS FUCKING CHASING ME! OH GOD! MR. KITTY IS IN THE SECOND PART OF THIS MOVIE! FUCKING DOOR!
...I just fucking shrieked when I saw that minion! I think it's a minion. WHO FUCKING CARES! Okay... I need some kind of break, I think... Pewdiepie uses pictures of puppies and kitties, but I think I'm going to use... Nostalgia Critic's Disneycember? SURE, WHY NOT! I actually haven't seen any of them! Fifty-five seconds should be good, I guess... Actually, I think that was a Juggernaut.
And thus, I get the cutting room achievement! Yay~!
"Why are you lying?"
About what? I'm not lying!
"Cartoons are weird."
No shit.
I got a golden gun from that... That's fucking awesome! >=D
West of Lamone street in the alley... Lamon... Er... Laymond. THERE WE GO! 8D
"It's a map!" Oh wow... First of all, uh, the notes kind of SAYS THAT IT'S A FUCKING MAP! Or you figured it out before... I can't remember. Second, I just feel like I have to do this- "It's a map that leads to a trap!"
What is this? Like a... Moon with a tiny palm tree, a teepee... Tepe... Triangle thing, upside-down triangle with some sort of line under it, uh.... Two diamond weaving things... A feather, two... Dead trees? Two up-side down fish, a sign-post, or some of those eagle-headed things that tells you what direction whatever is in, and a... Cat in an egg?
Holy shit! I was just derping around at first while waiting for the fucking video to load, and I got it after "releasing" just one button thingy! O=o
It's, err... First in first row, middle in second row, first on the last row, and the very last one in the last row.
That bitch!
...
There's three grave... What are they- caskets! I'll do the one WITHOUT the cross... Just bones... Um...... Ew.
I got a Tomahawk from that... Um... I think I'll actually stick to my golden gun.
I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH JUMP SCARES FOR ONE NIGHT! =O
Apparently, and sadly, I DO have to kill monsters for "The Bank" sidequest, so... Next time.
It's always there.
I start to weep.")
Would you believe me if I told you that the song was actually sung by KoRn? http://www.korn.com/users/madotter/blogs/1488571
Anyway, REPLAY, EVERYONE! =D
I really want to see the mysteries... All of them... And also, the best ending, if possible, and... CHEEVOS! =D
This time, I already have the notes, so I shouldn't be scared shitless...
Can I skip this cutscene? Please? Where's the shovel? I don't want to miss it.
YOU FAT BASTARD! DIE!!
EEEEEEEEEW~!!
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
"HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!"
"JUST LIKE HOW YOU KILLED MY SON?!"
"Why?!" He's asking me WHY?!
Do they just like the number 302? Apartment 302. Cell 302.
Can you walk any slower?!
This isn't as exciting when you already WON the game!
Oh, and I guess Cunningham was actually married. Her named is "Anne Cunningham."
Hey! That guy just called me a whore!
I just missed the flashlight... Woops, and uh... Dammit.
Oh my God a car. Eeeeh...
What is the car just sitting there, anyway?
8492 on Howard's hat... I think I already said that, but...
I'm bored. BORED!
No. No you don't fucking understand.
The Screamer is a whore!
Hard puzzle mode on this game... There's just more holes!
I can't just destroy the lock. Damn.
Well, my boyfriend's keeping the prison clothes, so I'll just keep these clothes.
Oh no! Poor drowning Screamer. XD
I threw a rock at it, and it got up... I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOUR SLEEP! XD
Oh yeah... I HAVE A LIGHTER!
My boyfriend IS cute!
"It looks like a chicken..." XD
This is different.
"Beneath the slate burns wicked ash.
And the children cry for blood.
Outside, fir trees blow
In a wind that knows not what happened here.
Or that Toluca's subterranean claws
Seek blood. Always blood.
-Wilkes"
DEBA
WOOT! I got it right the first time! =D
(D is grey, E is red, B is blue, and A is... I think it was orange. I dunno. Family was over after the ride, so I didn't really...)
Anyway, ash is grey, blood is red, fir trees are green, wind is... Blue..? And... Well, I was just thinking about the toucan's beak, I guess? I can't remember. It was hours ago!
How does DJ Ricks know of my presence, anyway? Is it the same studio that the dog!Alessa(?) used in Silent Hill 2? It must be.
Oh... The game is stuck with the code I used before. Damn. I wanted to try some other things... Though the Nailgun and Double Axe ARE cool!
Ah fuck... Where's the shovel?!
Fuck...
Fuck...
NO! NOOO! Why did you go after me again?! I KILLED YOU BECAUSE YOU GOT UP!
FUUUUUUCK!!!
Oh hey, there's a shovel! Will it work?
Hey cool!
I got a... A radio! AH~!!! *Fangirlgasms*
It says "THE radio from Silent Hill..." AND IT IS!!! AAAHH~!!!! *Explodes* g kjikg FUCKING AWESOME! FUCK.ING.AWE.SOME!
Hey... Is my one kill restarted because I quit out? I mean, the Screamer's back... But... I FUCKING HOPE SO! But I fucking doubt it. Still, NOT killing it would get me a MUCH greater chance of getting the best ending!
Use the fucking thing, Murphy... I don't want the "cop" cars there anymore...
USE IT!
...
FUCK IT! FUCK! Oh wait... OH MY GOD! REALLY, MURPHY?! YOU REALLY HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING?!
Come ON Murphy! Right there! Dig! Fuck you!
Ah FUCK!
...
I'm going to be REALLY bored... Unless I get that pistol... I'll get the fucking pistol. I know what it is, now...
Then again, I don't want to kill it... It's not like I NEED to be in there for anything. Definately not a pistol... I'll get that achievement somehow, anyway... Some other time... Maybe.
I'll just go in there. I won't venture far. Not at all...
Woohoo~! Another artifact!
"Alien Toy
A slim doll from the Silent Hill UFO ending." HAHA!!! THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!
BARELL!
Yay Cheevo!
...Huh... I guess I can wear the dead guy's clothes. Well that's kind of cool!
I look... Kind of stupid... There's something written on the back, but I can't read it... Something "95." I still can't tell... I think I'm just going to ask, because I'm not wearing anything that makes Murphy look kind of fat... Wait... Wait! I think it says "Future 95." Cool! Now I don't have to wear it outside!
Heeeey! Maybe THAT'S the jacket Homer was talking about! Or maybe not. I'll check it out later. For now, however... Um... I'M FUCKING STUCK!
Cutscenes wouldn't look as epic with those clothes on.
Uh, yeah, it IS a mistake, Howard.
I have to do the "ribbons" side quest for more mysteries... Which I have to look up for...
NEW PLACE! =D
Dammit, Murphy! Go UUUP!
Go through the window and into the room we go!
..............
OH MY GOD!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
IT'S HENRY'S FUCKING APARTMENT ROOM! IT'S FUCKAOHNATOIWEH;AOEIGHAIAD FIAO; OH MY FUCKING... THE CHAINS ARE THERE! The table's missing, BUT THE CHAINS ARE ON THE DOOR! THERE'S THE CHEST! I can't open the fridge, BUT THERE'S THE SHOES! I can't look through the hole on the door, BUT THERE'S THE FUCKING HOLE ON THE DOOR! They covered up the hole to peek inside of Eileen's house, BUT THERE'S THE FUCKING OVEN! THE FUCKING SINK! The doors are sma- *gasps* THERE'S A DOOR, WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUST OPEN THE WALL! AAAAAAH OH MY GOD! I AM... ADALKSHOEIWHGAIO FUCKING... I'm not gonna leave this place, ever. AAAAAAH! AND THE CLOSET! THE FUCKING CLOSET IS THERE! AND THE CHAIR AND COUCH! AND THE PILLOW! THE FUCKING PILAWLHEAEOIHFA OH MY GOD, THIS IS... THE VCR IS THERE! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKI- Wait a minute... THE FAN'S GONE! THE FAN, THAT FELL ON THE TABLE... THE FUCKING CLOCK IS HERE! THE BOOKSHELF IS HERE!
*GASP* MR. CHAIR IS HERE!!!! AND THE LITTLE BAR CHAIRS BY THE LITTLE BAR COUNTER THING! THEY'RE HEEEEEEERE!!! THE SINGLE LIGHT AT THE HALLWAY! IT'S THERE! THE LIGHT ON THE KITCHEN! IT'S. FUCKING... THERE'S THE RUST AND LACK OF DUST WHERE THE FUCKING HOLE WAS! ADOAIDA OH MY... THE GIANT MAGNET ON THE FRIDGE IS THERE!!! THE FUCKING TIMER IS THERE! EVEN THE DISH SOAP! THE DISHSOAP IS STILL HERE! AND THE TEA KETTLE, AND COFFEE MAKER, ANDTHE TOASTER! THE FUCKING TOASTER IS HERE!!! EVEN THE MEASURING CUP AND OPEN CEREAL BOX! AND THE DIRTY PAPER TOWELS! IT'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!
Wait... They didn't... Well, I have to wait to check. It's raining... IT'S RANING! YAY! I GET TO STAY IN HERE FOR A GOOD FUCKING REASON NOW!
I thought Henry lived on the third floor, though...
WHO FUCKING CARES! OHMYFUCKINGAHGAWH!!!
THE FUCKING OUTLETS... AND THE TRASH CAN! THE CLOSET... THE BATHROOM... THEY'RE HERE!!! THE HOLES ON THE DOORS! THE HOLES ON THE FUCKING DOORS, ARE HERE! The "Don't Go Out!" sign is gone, but the locks! they're...
THE FUCKING NOTE! THE NOTE THAT SAYS "What The..." Something... THE NOTE IS HERE!!! The last word is too big to be "Hell." Did it change? I'm tempted to go on my PS2 just to check! Just to fucking check oh my God! THE LAMP! IT'S THERE! THERE'S MARKS WHERE THE PICTURES WERE! THEY WERE THERE! THE OUTLET FOR THE LAMP! IT'S HERE! THE BOXES UNDER THE T.V.... THE T-FUCKING-V! EVEN THE RADIO IS HERE! The underground subway station was eaten. IT COULD HAVE BEEN THERE! OH MY FU-
I... I forgot where I'm supposed to go. ^^;
Oh~! Something new!
"Ariadne Johnson
DOB: April 11th, ----
Height: 4'2"
Eyes: Brown" By the way, the face is scratched out, again.
"Race: Cau-" fucking Screamers. "Caucasian
Age: 8
Sex: Female
Weight: 48 Ibs
Hair: Dark Brown
"Adriadne was last seen on April 11," her birthday, "---- around 2:15pm while walking home fromm the Hillside Middle School. Ariadne suffers from severe autism and is prone to wandering away from home." It's starting to rain. I'll finish it later. But for now...
HENRY'S HOUSE~!!!
"Find the missing girl."
...Seriously, Murphy?
Then again, I could just watch the monsters struggle to get me when I'm on the balcony. XD
Aaaand I'm bored. TO HENRY'S HOUSE WE GO IN!
The clock is stuck on 10:06.
I remember when it went all crazy!
THE SPICES! AND THE VINEGAR! THEY'RE HERE!!! THE MEASURING CUP, AND THE... The... THEY'RE HERE!!! EVEN THE SAME MESS ON THE COUNTER IS HERE!!! AND THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT ABOVE THE SINK, AND THE ONE ABOVE THE OVEN!!!
THE MESS ON THE DOOR... IT'S... THE DOOR... IT'S FUCKING PEFECT! EVEN THE FUCKING WINDOWS! PERFECT!!! Except they can open this time!
Th-The brand... The fucking BRAND ON THE FRIDGE IS THERE!!! THE WEIGHT THING IS THERE!!! adfahadlgha-
Continuing...
"...away from home. She follows a fixed route home from her bus stop, marked by a series of colored ribbons placed by her mother." Well, that will explain the "yellow means left" comment... "Ariadne has a strong aversion to the color blue and has been known to after her route to avoid the color.
Anyone having information should contact the Silent Hill Police Departments's missing persons hotline:
1-800 555-LOST"
"Sweetie,
Mommy has made a new path for you to follow home.
Remember the rules...
Yellow Ribbon - Turn Left
Red Ribbon - Turn Right.
I know you sometimes get confused, so just be a big girl and look for mommy's ribbons and you'll be fine. Whatever you do, DON'T BREAK THE RULES! Mommy will be waiting for you at home.
Hugs and Kisses,
Mommy"
Why is there a suit case?
Yellow ribbon... Turn left... From... The ribbon?
Hey! It's Homer again!
Left's not taking me anywhere... I'll... Look it up, I think... Because now, I'm fucking interested.
NEW PLACE!
I'm at the "Bank." Let's see... Couches... Flashlights... Some unreadable shit... *Gasp*
"MR. CHAIR! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!"
"Freak... It was awful... THEY TIPPED ME OVER! T-T"
"Don't worry, Mr. Chair. I. WILL. AVENGE YOU!"
"Thank you, Freak..." *Coughs* *Dies*
......Blame Pewdiepie, dammit.
Hey! A radio!
Sarah, and and her Edward... At Brahs? Brahns? Okay... That's enough of that...
"Hello Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Chair with wheels but not a wheelchair."
And there's a lot of blood... WITH CIGARETTES! DON'T SMOKE, KIDS! CIGARETTES WILL MURDER YOU!
Woot! First-aid kit! Uh fuck... I just used it on accident... Goddammit...
"Director..." There's an axe, and a typewriter...
I'm hungry... I should eat... I just really don't want to...
"Hello, Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Chair... What happened in here?"
"Oh, someone broke into the place. They stole all of the money."
"That's horrible!"
"I know! And I had to witness it! TwT"
Oh shit.
"An alarm, of course. How could I have been so stupid?"
"MR. CHAIR! YOU DIDN'T WARN ME!"
"I'M SORRY, FREAK! I WANTED TO, BUT- OH GOD, HERE THEY COME!"
"...I DON'T SEE ANYTHING!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TOWN IS EMPTY!"
"NO MONSTERS?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THE ALARM IS DROWNING OUT YOUR WALKIE-TALKIE!"
"CRUISE CONTROL!"
"This should stop that damn noise." Well... It stopped the alarm, at least...
The vault is shut, now... I REALLY hope that I didn't need anything from in there.
Ohhey! There's an achievement for this! I do not understand what I have to do! =D
I'll look it up, whenever I can, meaning uh... Bye!
How does DJ Ricks know of my presence, anyway? Is it the same studio that the dog!Alessa(?) used in Silent Hill 2? It must be.
Oh... The game is stuck with the code I used before. Damn. I wanted to try some other things... Though the Nailgun and Double Axe ARE cool!
Ah fuck... Where's the shovel?!
Fuck...
Fuck...
NO! NOOO! Why did you go after me again?! I KILLED YOU BECAUSE YOU GOT UP!
FUUUUUUCK!!!
Oh hey, there's a shovel! Will it work?
Hey cool!
I got a... A radio! AH~!!! *Fangirlgasms*
It says "THE radio from Silent Hill..." AND IT IS!!! AAAHH~!!!! *Explodes* g kjikg FUCKING AWESOME! FUCK.ING.AWE.SOME!
Hey... Is my one kill restarted because I quit out? I mean, the Screamer's back... But... I FUCKING HOPE SO! But I fucking doubt it. Still, NOT killing it would get me a MUCH greater chance of getting the best ending!
Use the fucking thing, Murphy... I don't want the "cop" cars there anymore...
USE IT!
...
FUCK IT! FUCK! Oh wait... OH MY GOD! REALLY, MURPHY?! YOU REALLY HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING?!
Come ON Murphy! Right there! Dig! Fuck you!
Ah FUCK!
...
I'm going to be REALLY bored... Unless I get that pistol... I'll get the fucking pistol. I know what it is, now...
Then again, I don't want to kill it... It's not like I NEED to be in there for anything. Definately not a pistol... I'll get that achievement somehow, anyway... Some other time... Maybe.
I'll just go in there. I won't venture far. Not at all...
Woohoo~! Another artifact!
"Alien Toy
A slim doll from the Silent Hill UFO ending." HAHA!!! THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!
BARELL!
Yay Cheevo!
...Huh... I guess I can wear the dead guy's clothes. Well that's kind of cool!
I look... Kind of stupid... There's something written on the back, but I can't read it... Something "95." I still can't tell... I think I'm just going to ask, because I'm not wearing anything that makes Murphy look kind of fat... Wait... Wait! I think it says "Future 95." Cool! Now I don't have to wear it outside!
Heeeey! Maybe THAT'S the jacket Homer was talking about! Or maybe not. I'll check it out later. For now, however... Um... I'M FUCKING STUCK!
Cutscenes wouldn't look as epic with those clothes on.
Uh, yeah, it IS a mistake, Howard.
I have to do the "ribbons" side quest for more mysteries... Which I have to look up for...
NEW PLACE! =D
Dammit, Murphy! Go UUUP!
Go through the window and into the room we go!
..............
OH MY GOD!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
IT'S HENRY'S FUCKING APARTMENT ROOM! IT'S FUCKAOHNATOIWEH;AOEIGHAIAD FIAO; OH MY FUCKING... THE CHAINS ARE THERE! The table's missing, BUT THE CHAINS ARE ON THE DOOR! THERE'S THE CHEST! I can't open the fridge, BUT THERE'S THE SHOES! I can't look through the hole on the door, BUT THERE'S THE FUCKING HOLE ON THE DOOR! They covered up the hole to peek inside of Eileen's house, BUT THERE'S THE FUCKING OVEN! THE FUCKING SINK! The doors are sma- *gasps* THERE'S A DOOR, WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUST OPEN THE WALL! AAAAAAH OH MY GOD! I AM... ADALKSHOEIWHGAIO FUCKING... I'm not gonna leave this place, ever. AAAAAAH! AND THE CLOSET! THE FUCKING CLOSET IS THERE! AND THE CHAIR AND COUCH! AND THE PILLOW! THE FUCKING PILAWLHEAEOIHFA OH MY GOD, THIS IS... THE VCR IS THERE! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKI- Wait a minute... THE FAN'S GONE! THE FAN, THAT FELL ON THE TABLE... THE FUCKING CLOCK IS HERE! THE BOOKSHELF IS HERE!
*GASP* MR. CHAIR IS HERE!!!! AND THE LITTLE BAR CHAIRS BY THE LITTLE BAR COUNTER THING! THEY'RE HEEEEEEERE!!! THE SINGLE LIGHT AT THE HALLWAY! IT'S THERE! THE LIGHT ON THE KITCHEN! IT'S. FUCKING... THERE'S THE RUST AND LACK OF DUST WHERE THE FUCKING HOLE WAS! ADOAIDA OH MY... THE GIANT MAGNET ON THE FRIDGE IS THERE!!! THE FUCKING TIMER IS THERE! EVEN THE DISH SOAP! THE DISHSOAP IS STILL HERE! AND THE TEA KETTLE, AND COFFEE MAKER, ANDTHE TOASTER! THE FUCKING TOASTER IS HERE!!! EVEN THE MEASURING CUP AND OPEN CEREAL BOX! AND THE DIRTY PAPER TOWELS! IT'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!
Wait... They didn't... Well, I have to wait to check. It's raining... IT'S RANING! YAY! I GET TO STAY IN HERE FOR A GOOD FUCKING REASON NOW!
I thought Henry lived on the third floor, though...
WHO FUCKING CARES! OHMYFUCKINGAHGAWH!!!
THE FUCKING OUTLETS... AND THE TRASH CAN! THE CLOSET... THE BATHROOM... THEY'RE HERE!!! THE HOLES ON THE DOORS! THE HOLES ON THE FUCKING DOORS, ARE HERE! The "Don't Go Out!" sign is gone, but the locks! they're...
THE FUCKING NOTE! THE NOTE THAT SAYS "What The..." Something... THE NOTE IS HERE!!! The last word is too big to be "Hell." Did it change? I'm tempted to go on my PS2 just to check! Just to fucking check oh my God! THE LAMP! IT'S THERE! THERE'S MARKS WHERE THE PICTURES WERE! THEY WERE THERE! THE OUTLET FOR THE LAMP! IT'S HERE! THE BOXES UNDER THE T.V.... THE T-FUCKING-V! EVEN THE RADIO IS HERE! The underground subway station was eaten. IT COULD HAVE BEEN THERE! OH MY FU-
I... I forgot where I'm supposed to go. ^^;
Oh~! Something new!
"Ariadne Johnson
DOB: April 11th, ----
Height: 4'2"
Eyes: Brown" By the way, the face is scratched out, again.
"Race: Cau-" fucking Screamers. "Caucasian
Age: 8
Sex: Female
Weight: 48 Ibs
Hair: Dark Brown
"Adriadne was last seen on April 11," her birthday, "---- around 2:15pm while walking home fromm the Hillside Middle School. Ariadne suffers from severe autism and is prone to wandering away from home." It's starting to rain. I'll finish it later. But for now...
HENRY'S HOUSE~!!!
"Find the missing girl."
...Seriously, Murphy?
Then again, I could just watch the monsters struggle to get me when I'm on the balcony. XD
Aaaand I'm bored. TO HENRY'S HOUSE WE GO IN!
The clock is stuck on 10:06.
I remember when it went all crazy!
THE SPICES! AND THE VINEGAR! THEY'RE HERE!!! THE MEASURING CUP, AND THE... The... THEY'RE HERE!!! EVEN THE SAME MESS ON THE COUNTER IS HERE!!! AND THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT ABOVE THE SINK, AND THE ONE ABOVE THE OVEN!!!
THE MESS ON THE DOOR... IT'S... THE DOOR... IT'S FUCKING PEFECT! EVEN THE FUCKING WINDOWS! PERFECT!!! Except they can open this time!
Th-The brand... The fucking BRAND ON THE FRIDGE IS THERE!!! THE WEIGHT THING IS THERE!!! adfahadlgha-
Continuing...
"...away from home. She follows a fixed route home from her bus stop, marked by a series of colored ribbons placed by her mother." Well, that will explain the "yellow means left" comment... "Ariadne has a strong aversion to the color blue and has been known to after her route to avoid the color.
Anyone having information should contact the Silent Hill Police Departments's missing persons hotline:
1-800 555-LOST"
"Sweetie,
Mommy has made a new path for you to follow home.
Remember the rules...
Yellow Ribbon - Turn Left
Red Ribbon - Turn Right.
I know you sometimes get confused, so just be a big girl and look for mommy's ribbons and you'll be fine. Whatever you do, DON'T BREAK THE RULES! Mommy will be waiting for you at home.
Hugs and Kisses,
Mommy"
Why is there a suit case?
Yellow ribbon... Turn left... From... The ribbon?
Hey! It's Homer again!
Left's not taking me anywhere... I'll... Look it up, I think... Because now, I'm fucking interested.
NEW PLACE!
I'm at the "Bank." Let's see... Couches... Flashlights... Some unreadable shit... *Gasp*
"MR. CHAIR! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!"
"Freak... It was awful... THEY TIPPED ME OVER! T-T"
"Don't worry, Mr. Chair. I. WILL. AVENGE YOU!"
"Thank you, Freak..." *Coughs* *Dies*
......Blame Pewdiepie, dammit.
Hey! A radio!
Sarah, and and her Edward... At Brahs? Brahns? Okay... That's enough of that...
"Hello Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Chair with wheels but not a wheelchair."
And there's a lot of blood... WITH CIGARETTES! DON'T SMOKE, KIDS! CIGARETTES WILL MURDER YOU!
Woot! First-aid kit! Uh fuck... I just used it on accident... Goddammit...
"Director..." There's an axe, and a typewriter...
I'm hungry... I should eat... I just really don't want to...
"Hello, Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Chair... What happened in here?"
"Oh, someone broke into the place. They stole all of the money."
"That's horrible!"
"I know! And I had to witness it! TwT"
Oh shit.
"An alarm, of course. How could I have been so stupid?"
"MR. CHAIR! YOU DIDN'T WARN ME!"
"I'M SORRY, FREAK! I WANTED TO, BUT- OH GOD, HERE THEY COME!"
"...I DON'T SEE ANYTHING!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TOWN IS EMPTY!"
"NO MONSTERS?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THE ALARM IS DROWNING OUT YOUR WALKIE-TALKIE!"
"CRUISE CONTROL!"
"This should stop that damn noise." Well... It stopped the alarm, at least...
The vault is shut, now... I REALLY hope that I didn't need anything from in there.
Ohhey! There's an achievement for this! I do not understand what I have to do! =D
I'll look it up, whenever I can, meaning uh... Bye!
Okay... I have to go to the port... Fuck. That's later on in the game... I have to go through the radio... And then I have to go to Lemon St. There's two question marks. I want the one on the right.
And now for the Bank...
FUCKING... WHEN I'M AT MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE THE FUCKING INTERNET!
Oh right. His phone... Now that I know what to do... I have to remember how to go there...
"TODAY YOU HAVE A FUNNY TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH?
JESTER'S GUM
MADE FOR MAPPIER LIFE."
...What kind of "funny taste" are you... I don't want to know.
Does that say "CRO" or "CAO?"
Also, I'm convinced that the enemies are seriously, almost completely stupid. Almost, because they can attack you, and drive cars, but they can't open doors?
Do I have to kill the Screamer? I'm not going to actually kill it! I'll do that the third time I play through it, unless that DID register as a fucking kill.... Which I think it did.
Unless, of course, I get the best ending, anyway.
Yeah. I dunno how to trigger the damn thing. WRITE IN YOUR JOUR- Oh for fucking get it...
Hey... The Screamer's gone.
Let's try ribbons again... Hey! A red one! =D Right from what angle?!
"U.S.A." We get it! This takes place in America! Damn!
"Aug.
25
EM.
Z---
A & T
Aaron Ashfield" relations to "Ashfield Heights?"
"Apartment # (8)
(2)909 Witmer Road
Silent Hill 0410(7)"
287... I don't see a "Witmer Rd..." Waaaait a second... Uh... DUH! That little place... Nope, nevermind.........
"Marcy In the Morning..." Okay then... Um.... Do I even want to know who Marcy is?
Anyway, BARELLS!
What?
No... Nononono... I was just coming in here for shelter from the rain. I can't be... What?! I'M FUCKING STUCK IN HERE?! I HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE RADIO TOWER THING BEFORE I CAN BE LET OUT AGAIN?!
I pick up the hose a little early, and Murphy just looks around, before dropping it, as if to say "I don't have any use for this yet." XD
FUCK! I have to go into the art gallery, again...
LET. ME. OUT!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL ANYTHING!! I'll just restart... It shouldn't register anything...
"Looks like somebody has... Specific tastes in entertainment." That's still funny. XD
961... Hey! It's still the same! COOL! =D
Fuck... Even when I know the code, I STILL have to go downstairs to get the mystery? IT'S NOT EVEN A...
No wait... I think it actually says "Demon Samael," which makes a LOT more sense... Especially... No, nevermind. I'll just keep that as an inside joke between me and my boyfriend.
THIS NOTE DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE!
Okay, I see some highlights... Aaand... WOO!!!! I DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT!
I shot the doll three time, and it just kind of fell over with a "slump." It didn't move or anything! XD
Hehe... I just broke the head off of the doll. XD
That will explain something...
I don't think I examined this picture yet... This... Fucking scary....
"Time Brings Truth"
Like in Homecoming?! Or was that in this one? ...Both? Though I think I saw, at least something similar in Homecoming...
"Hello, Freak."
"Hello, Mr. Wheelchair."
"Are you alright?"
"Uh... No."
"Good to hear!" =D
Oh... Anne saved me! That's nice of her! XD Or maybe it was Ricks... Either way.
Where's the fucking diluent... It's not a puzzle, dammit!
THERE it is! They fucking moved it on me! At least... I think they did.
Uh... I guess those blood ejaculating things ARE in a hospital-like place, after all! Well, that's good.
"MR. CHAIR! YOU HAVE A HOLE WHERE PEOPLE NORMALLY SITS! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"I dunno! I was just asleep, and when I woke up, this hole was here! But that's why I'm at the doctors otherworld thingy! Or... whatver the Hell this place is supposed too be."
Heeeeeey... Those blood-cumming things are wired to a metatron symbol made out of barb wire! Cool!
Howard is okay. He paper-cut monsters to death with his letters.
Dammit. I need the poker AGAIN!
I left it by the bank, in front of Henry's apartment... I think I want "Pearl Creek." I'll drop my gun under the ladder.
"SANDALS
BOOTS
SHIRTS
HATS
OPEN
24/7"
Huh... It's ACTUALLY open! And filled with mannequin parts... This isn't "Mirror Mirror," is it?
OH HEY! There's the "old coat!" AWESOME!
I look up, and the loading screen says "STOP DOING THAT." XD XD That kind of startled me a little, for a second, to be honest. XD
Fuuuck I didn't mean to do... What did that do? Um... Huh... That's...
What differences did Homer make?! Arrows?! And now he wants a fishing pole?! Are you fucking crazy?! YOU'LL DIE OUT THERE! Oh well. His funeral. Not mine.
Oh yeah... FUCK! WHERE DID I PUT THAT POKER?! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WAIT! I THINK I FOUND IT! I just can't check right now because it's RAINING!
Why is everything so small in Henry's house, on this game, anyway? Was everybody on Silent Hill 4: The Room small, or did people simply evolved into midgets?
At least it's implied that Walter was killed for sure, so it's implied that the ending was anyone BESIDES the "worst."
Now that the rain stop... IT'S JUST A FUCKING STICK!
I've been saying "fuck" a lot, haven't I? XP
I go up the ladder to AVOID the enemy, AND THE ENEMY IS RIGHT THERE! I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T CLIMB UP LADDERS, DAMMIT!
ANOTHER ARTIFACT! =D
It looks like a UFO... Again with the UFO ending? Really?
"UFO
A toy UFO from the Silent Hill UFO ending."
I just need four more artifacts... They better be worth it, dammit! No more aliens!
The fucking theatre scares me... AND THAT'S WHY!
Another artifact~! "This thing creeps me out..." XD
Why? It looks like a... OH MY GOD! IT'S THE... SAMAEL SYMBOL THNGY!
"Circle Emblem
The occult symbol of The Order"
OH MY-
-Fangasm explosion is taking place right now. Please stand by.-
Something new~!
"Strance...?" (It's cut out.)
"By Harald(?) Dyance(...?)
Brahms - A 6-year-old boy is believed to have been abducted" OH MY GOD, REALLY NAPIER?! CHARLIE WASN... Wait, BRAHMS?! Isn't there a place or something named after him?! I'm going to have to go back and check, whenever I can! "by an unknown kidnapper" Well, if you knew who he was NAPIER, then you probably would have found him by now. "while walking home from school yesterday afternoon." Of course. "--------------, who attends Robbins Elementary School, was last seen departing the school's campus at approximately 2:30 PM. He was walking alone and no witnesses have been identified at this time.
"Right now, we have very little to go on," said Detective Elliot Benson," Uh... PAT. NAPIER. "who is heading up the investigation for the Brahms Police Department." YES! THAT! THAT EXACTLY! "As with any kidnapping, the first 45 hours are crucial, so we are asking anyone who may have information about the disappearance to please call our anonymous hotline." "Uh, yeah... My son was kidnapped and raped by Pat Napier. He lives next door to me."
"Police have been actively interviewing school employees, students, as well as residents to live and work near the Robbins Elementary. As of the writing of the article, the parents of the missing child remained unavailable for comment." Uuuuuh................ Well then!
"As you can imagine, the parents want nothing more than the safe return of their child," Uh... Huh... "and all their energies are focued in that direction." Detective Benson told reporters." Well no shit, Sherlock, I mean, Elliot.
"A statewide AMBER alert has been activated for ------------. If you have any information regarding his disappearance, please contact the Crime Beakers Tip Line."
LISTEN TO ME! PAT. NA. PI. ER!
Oh my God! IT'S A POKER! ='D
GODDAMMIT CARTMAN!
Fucking Weeping Baaaaaaaats! Fucking rain! A DOOR! Let's see... This place is already scaring me...
"Silent Hill Senior Bowling Log...Something..."
Unreadable crap
"PATRICK WEARDEN
Saturday, May 7th, 1995"
And more unreadable crap.
Oh awesome! A mystery! It's... The pier... And on the porch?
"Ryall State Prison To Be Investigated For Corruption Charges" OhshitSewell.
"By William Thomas
Officials at Ryall State Prison are reporting that they will be the subject of a voluntary investigation into charges from various prisoners that the guards who work at the prison are engaged in corrupt practices." GuardSSSS?
"We are confident in the integrity of our guards," Warden Glen Milton told reporters at a recent press conference held at the prison." Uh... Is Sewell blowing you on a daily basis or something, you dumbass? "We run a tight ship here and have nothing to hide." And that's how Frank was killed! "That's why we've taken the initiative to invite state investigation into our facilities-to clear up these misunderstandings and, frankly, disprove the outright lies being told by some of the prisoners in our care."
Charges against the Ryall guards include the distribution and sale of illegal narcotics," Oh. You're safe, Sewell... For now. "theft, and physical abbuse against both prisoners and follow prison staff." Nevermind... Goddammit, Sewell! Why do you have to be so obviously into Murphy! More yaoi of those two will grow, just like Ghirahim and Link! And that one is still growing!
"One state official, who requested to remain unnamed, said the investigation is slated to begin in two weeks time.
"We take these accusations very seriously," the official said. "If it turns out there is any validity to the charges, then appropriate disciplinary action against Ryal
Prison as well as those individual
responsible will be taken immediately."
Huh. I guess this creepy-ass apartment is part of the "Ashes To Ashes" sidequest.
"&
KFFK
Kelemen & Fox Funeral Services
SINCE 1910
FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT
You are cordially invited to atten the funeral for:" Just imagine if THAT'S how the guy got the news! "This letter is telling you that your wife died!"
"Alison Elaine Wearden
(1923 - 1999)
Memorial Services will be conducted at 11:00an Tuesday morning, November 9, 1999 at the Perkins Funeral Home," I beat the current owner of "Perkins" would just LOVE to know that Silent Hill used the name for a funeral home! "followed by Graveside Serves at Monroe Cemetery at 1:00pm."
And there's a feather print at the bottom.
Um... What? What do I do for the sidequest? Oh, there's another door...
"ARTIFICIAL RESPIRATION"
How am I supposed to figure out the code on my own? I mean, I already know the code, it's 16814, but how do I normally get that? Oh well. Pistol time... After I drop this poker outside.
Now I have a "just in case" pistol! =D
I don't have time to read what is on the truck!
Going right~! Going left~! Going right again~! Going... Left... Onto the docks... Going... Right... Uh... Going.... Left...... It.... Takes you to a key, a red thing, but it doesn't look like a ribbon, and water... DUDE! THAT'S FUCKING SICK! HER "MOMMY" DROWNED HER!!
"Key
Found on a bracelet. Labled "Lamon Street."
THAT. IS. FUCK. ING. SICK!
FUCK that bird scared me for a second! That makes four, right? Yep! =D
I got a second lighter... Do I need a second lighter? What is this place, anyway? "Soul-eye." It looks like a fan. "The right eye of the soul." Um fuck. I need a picture of the map... Unless... Nope.
Okay, so where Homer is, there's three diamonds stacked on top of each other.
Above that, on the edge, that's a ^.
Lower-ish left, by Kanadale Avenue. Um... You go down from where Homer is, take the first right, down... Er... From Laymond Ave., go down, take the first right, past Lanadale... But that way is blocked off... Hopefully you can go sound right when you get to the blocked off rode. There's a... DNA thing?
Go around Brite street. There's a... -Y- thing... It looks kind of like a bird, I guess, on what I think is the movie theatre. Go behind that, and there's a very thin cresant like thing around Lay... Ons? Layons(?) Park.
Fucking. Kids.
Or... Maybe this is the place... I see where the "eye" in "soul-eye" comes from, now...
"It almost form some kind of a symbol..."
Ah... No shit.
I can turn the thing... Why? It doesn't do anything! Can I get more of those things, please? No seriously. I think I need them. Okay, whatever.
This guy just asked "is she autistic or something?"
Uh... YEAH. IT SAID IT, RIGHT THERE, THAT SHE'S FUCKING AUTISTIC!
Anyway...
Oh. The bird thing looks like a... Crystal?
There's a diamond, with two black diamonds, and the three stacked on top of each other.
Okay, yes. It started raining, so I went underground, but then I felt like I needed someone to be with me, so... Say hi to Homer! Uh... Homer is wearing a Ryall state prison uniform... HOLY SHIT! A SURVIVOR!
Uh... A bra and panties on the bed... Why?
"I've finally done it. I can't take it anymore. God knows I've tried to give her a happy, normal life, but I'm tired and worn out and I just can't do it another minute longer. People will judge me and call me a monster and wonder why, but until they've lived with a child like her, they can't know - CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW - how hard it is every single day, every moment. She will NEVER be normal. She will NEVER grow up and lead a happy life." Uh, not true. My cousin's autistic, and... And... Has foster parents now... "I've been living a lie, and it's time to wake up from the nightmare." Isn't that part of a song?
"I've given all I can possibly give. It's time for me to start living my life for ME." YOU SHOULD'VE USED A FUCKING CONDOM! "Don't try to find me. You'll never see me again. My new life starts TODAY.
God forgive me.
Amy"
.......AMY?! WHAT?! BUT I THOUGHT... SHE DIED IN SILENT HILL 2, AND IS A NURSE IN SILENT HILL ORIGINS...
OH MY GOD! SHE RUNS OFF to Silent Hill, which was where she started at... TO BECOME A NURSE! HOW... HOW FUCKING... WHAT?! HOW WOULD THAT...
Amy: "I killed my own child because she's autistic and that was annoying me."
Kauffman: "Ah. Whatever. You're hired."
The child's room has a ribbon in it... It's just a dirty white ribbon... With two first-aid kits on it! =D Also kind of ironic...
The guy who I was watching for this sidequest said. "...made the girl drown herself... Heheheeeh... Fun." XD
Where did my poker go..? Goddamn you Cartman...
Let's try "Gramophone..." I already hate it.
Look at these cute little kids dresses! They're so small and CUUUUUTE! XD
Woahwaitasecond... Is that Anne? Or... Your mom in Homecoming?! She goes fucking craaaazy~! XD
There's blood, leading up the stairs... Um... There's a bloody bed, with a teddy bear in it... Uh... There's a noose, just curled up next to the toilet... Um... It's not hanging anywhere, or anything, though...
FIRST-AID KIT! =D
More blood on beds, walls... I REALLY want Pewdiepie to play this game... That would make this game a lot less scary... Oh, and a vinyl record... Without the fucking handle... Is that a horse? No. Of course not... It's just MORE BLOOD! It looks fresh. Fucking creepy-ass Splatterhouse doll! I got the crank!
What the fuck?! A body just appeared on the floor! Do I HAVE to examine it?! "Turn back time?" What are you talking about, Murphy? OH SHIT! I can play the record backwards now! And a kid is walking towards the stairs... Or, no... That isn't a kid. My thumb is getting tired... Okay... The guy is killing his wife, and HOLY SHIT! THE SAME GUY IS COMING OUT OF THE PICTURE! THERE'S BLOOD RUNNING DOWN THE OTHER THREE PICTURES! NOW THE HOUSE IS SHAKING! WHATDOIDO?!ALHR/GARKLEGJAL;WERJF;LAJ;
HE'S FUCKING ATTACKING ME! I feel like I'm going to throw up... I have to rip the poster of Johnny Depp, Agito and Akito, this ice skater, all of my panda pictures, the puzzle of artic creatures, the fairy, anime characters, Link and Bulbos... Bulbo... Midna, Zelda, Mario, Yoshi, Chrono, Marle, Glen, Zant, that monkey, the selt portrait of ME, Malo... Everything that has a face, even that cow skull that I drew, down!
And Ezio! But not that puppy! I want that puppy!
FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M LEAVING! I DON'T CARE IF I RUINED THE ACHIEVEMENT! I'll uh... I'll probably go back, tomorrow... GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! BYE~~!!!
I'll just play the demo version of "DOOM" again, just to calm my body down some more... Even the music is epic, especially for it's time! XD
4/10/12:
Now that I KNOW what's going to happen, I suppose I'll try again... I guess... Err.... One of the children said "Let him burn!"
What do I do?! Where do I go?!
I HATE JUMP SCARES! So... Why do I have Fatal Frame II? Oh yeah... It's because of Brad of 4PP...
Oh... OH! I get it! They were telling ME to burn him! "Burn him... Burn him!" Woot! Cheevo!
Heh. Screamer fail.
I guess I'll just... Wait until I'm dry before I continue again...
Paintings thus far-
"Despair"
"Sunrise"
"Wonder"
and "Freedom"
Uh-huh...
What the fuck kind of car was THAT?!
Oh my a-God! I can ACTUALLY lower the drawbridge?! I have a feeling that I already did that, but that was later on in the game.
A circle, with an upside-down triangle in it, and the UV light shows the ^...
"Harmony, 1st Part
A sign of health and the marriage of heaven and eaerth."
Ah... And it has that ^ symbol on it....
I get that the game is trying to make us afraid of the rain and thunder, but at this point, it's just boring, having to wait indoors for the rain to stop... At least I have Mr. Cha...
"MR. CHAIR! WHAT-"
"You've seen so many chair abuse already in this game. You shouldn't be surprised at this point."
"Well... Are you okay?"
"Even better then okay! With only two legs, on the end of me, nobody can sit on me like a chair, ever again!" =D
"...It looks like somebody ate you..."
"Yeah... That was probably Mr. Kitty, even though he doesn't have teeth... Or eyes..."
By the way, "Mr. Kitty" is a Weeping Bat that my boyfriend named for... Some reason... Or maybe no reason at all.
I am now in "Ketchum Street..." Um... I can't think of anything. Maybe Ash went to Silent Hill to... Okay, I just thought of something.
Ash: "What kind of Pokemon is that?!" *Takes out Pokedex*
Pokedex: "Weeping Bat, the-"
*Mr. Kitty eats Ash's hand off... Somehow.*
Ash: "AARGHTEAHFHA!!!"
*Mr. Kitty smacks Ash.*
*Ash dies*
And that's where the name of the street came from! =D
"Wait... What's wrong with this picture?"
Uh, well... First of all, the mirror is liquid!
"Did something change?"
Well, I heard a drawer being open, and uh... The mirror IS NOT liquid anymore!
This sidequest is kind of fun.
What change is there now?
FUCK!
I FUCKING KNOW NOW!
Do I have to actually kill it..? Ah fuck it. I probably already fucked up towards the beginning of the game.
Fuck... I don't think I had to KILL it...
Okay, light, drawer, T.V., fucking Screamer... Where's the fucking Screamer..? There's a candle here! Did I miss something..? It didn't do shit, brah! It didn't do shit!
THERE IT FUCKING IS!
WHERE IS IT?! OH, IT'S ON MY FUCKING BACK!
Oh, I guess it was actually the picture...
THEN WHY THE HELL DID THAT SCREAMER ATTACK ME?!
And now it's the candle... It's a good thing that I already knew that the mirror was going to break...
"shpc SILENT HILL PSYCHIATRIC HEALTH CENTER" Oh crap. We're fucked!
"Patient name: Malone D.A." Um... I thought that was the doctor? I'm probably very wrong... I can't check right now, dammit!
"Patient DOB: 03/04/76" Happy belated birthday! =D
"The patient is a young caucasian woman, age 20," So this took place in --96? "of good physical health with no abnormalities in her medical or mental health history." UNTIL NOW! "She initially came to my office after a recommendation from her family doctor, conplaining of insomnia, exhaustion, and depression. Subject" That's nice to call a person... "recently lost a sibling (older sister) but refuse to divulge further details.
After further interviews, I have diagnosed the patient as suffering from accute Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Patient describes recurring nightmares, anxiety, fite of anger, and panic attacks stemming from the irretional belief that if she does not conduct mundane, repetitive rituals around her home, "the people in the mirror" will cause her physical harm." That explains the point of this sidequest, and the fucking SCREAMER!
"Sending recommendation to the patient's GP that she is suffering from OCD along with possible schizophrezia, advising further tests and possible antipsychotic medication.
Dr. Ari" Hey! My grandma has a cat named Ari! =D "Richmond" I'm gonna have to tell my boyfriend, and grandma! XD
"Silent Hill Psychiatry & Family Counseling"
Well, in Origins, the "dark" or "otherworld" was within mirrors, soooo maybe that's how the monsters... No... Wait... The monsters are there to symbolize either Alessa/Heather, or the main character, depending on which of the two "stories" or whatever the game is based on. This one is based on the fact that Murphy is guilty of killing Napier. GUILTY. Origins is based on Alessa.
9241 is the code for the movie theater... I SO did not cheat to get that, just so I wouldn't have to go through the screen over and over again!
...
FINE, I'LL DO IT!
"AMBROSE" is on the truck... No liscense plate... I guess it's there for decoration, then, maybe?
No wait. I CAN'T do the movie sidequest! This is on hard puzzle mode, and I don't know where the other film reels and the lightbulb are! All I know is that the lightbulb is outside somewhere!
Wait a fucking minute... They couldn't have just followed the fucking RIBBONS?! They knew their purpose, but they didn't think, "Hm. These ribbons will lead us to her!" or anything?! NO?! God... DUMBASSES, THEY ARE!
"She's lying to you."
Great "hint," game! Great "hint" indeed! ...Who's lying to me?!
"Court News - Sund
Jury finds Patrick Napier guilty of first-degree" WOOT!!!
"It took a jury only fuor hours of diliberation to return a guilty verdict against Patrick Napier at the Brahms Courthouse this afternoon." Uh... NO SHIT! "Napier, 42," Still ew. "a convicted chilld molester and registered sex offender, had been accused of abducting, sexually assaulting, and murdering Daniel Stephens," That's not how you spell "Charl..." WAIT A FUCKING SECOND! DANNY?! DANNY FROM SILENT HILL 3? THE GUY WHO FUCKING SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME?! NAPIER, YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BASTARD! "an 8-year-old local boy" I guess he had a really long growth-spurt... THAT FUCKING FUCKER! "whose parents had reported him mmissing in January of last year.
"This is a hollow victory at best," District Attorney Theodore Adams told reporters outside the courthouse after the verdict had been handed down. "Yes, we got a sick and dangerous predator off the streets" "Sick and dangerous" isn't even half of him... Literally. "and behind bars for good. On the other hand, none of this can return a promising young boy to the arms of his grieving parents." Is that why there's a graveyard close by? And for some reason, the very same graveyard makes me think of the graveyard in "Fable III..."
"Napier's guilty verdict comes with a mandatory life-without-parole sentence." Life = sometime after 42 years for him... What about CHARLIE?! WHERE DOES THAT COME IN?! "He was immediately remanded to Ryall State Prison by sheriff's deputies following the verdict, where he will be placed in protective custody and begin serving his sentence in complete isolation from other prisoners."
Until Sewell decides that Murphy should kill him for the bl- I mean, the murder of Frank Coleridge...
Is it too late to go out? Though I think I can still go outside EVENTUALLY... I just wanted to save, dammit!
Are those normal questions?
"Is he dead? Did you kill him?" XD
Yes, I do know the rhyme... But I need them for the mysteries...
I wonder if the kid actually sees me as the guy with the coat and gas-mask... I said "wonder," because he said that I'm not a monster, "yet."
That is ONE magical kid! Tearing down doors, leaping through humanly impossible leaps...
Damn hard puzzles... WHERE DO I GO NOW?! WHERE DID I COME FROM?!
Oh my... FUCKING DUH!
"Hello Freak."
"Hello Mr. Chair."
I'm gonna quit out. Maybe I'll write a little before taking a nap... BYE!
Later, at 1:40PM exactly:
... Where's the map?!
Hehehe.. Heeeh... Hehehee... Eeeeh.... I just opened the door, and then I closed it right away. The Screamer is still trying to scream at me...
I killed it. RESETTING TIME!
WADLJFA... IT LEARNED HOW TO JUMP OVER LEDGES!
Awww~! The little nail-board thingy thank me~! Okay, it was for one of the teachers, but still!
I need a fucking poker... Fuck...
Cartman: "Po-Po-Po-Poker face, pah-pah-poker face~ mamamama~!"
Now that I got THAT out of the way... Finally...
What the fuck is a pah-pah-pah poker doing in the classroom, anyway?! Learning about Jesus instead of... But in Silent Hill, we believe in Alessa! Well... But Jesus really DOES exist...
This is different-
"~HANSEL & GRETEL~
ACT I.
The stage is set. The lights dim and a haunting melody beings to play. We are transported to the classic tale by the Brothers Grimm." WRONG. "Lights on center stage, the curtain opens!
HANSEL (O.S.)
The way home has vanished!
We now see the children are in a dark forest, with unknown dangers lurking around every turn. The children enter.
GRETEL
Oh Hansel, the crows have eaten our bread.
HANSEL
Worry not. I will watch over you.
They come to a strange house. They mean to stay away, but it begins to RAIN. As thunder booms and the storm worsns, they creep closer to find the house is made out of goodies!"
Lights, music, spotlight, left back-drop, right back-drop, rain, thunder, Hell.
OH FUCK! The fucking puzzle has more pieces to it now! The picture is slightly different... It's actually slightly creepier in the easy puzzle mode.
How did I get this stick again?
WELL HALLO THAR MR. KITTEH! Oh wait, that's not Mr. Kitty! Still, the Weeping Bat is very stupid. I threw a brick at it, and it was like, "ow... What do I do nao?"
Okay, DO IT WITH MEH! One, two, three, THUD! One, two, three, THUD!
What would happen if I just stood there, I wonder?
Woah... I just discovered a cool glitch! One moment, please~!
...
We don't have any double-A batteries that will work for my camera, so I have to wait for my 3DS to charge... I'm getting kind of bored now...
THERE WE GO~! =D I have someone in Street Pass, even though I haven't even went on my 3DS for HOW LONG?! And a new note! It's reminding me that I can play a demo of "Nintendogs + Cats..." I had one of the first versions, but then I got bored and sold it for... Some other game. ANYWAY! If I forget to upload the video and give this journal the link, I'm am terribly sorry, but I should remember, EVENTUALLY!
They just took down the pictures of the x-rays in the x-ray room... Duh. Even if it WASN'T part of the story, I think people would STILL be like, "OH~ FUN!"
I STILL feel sorry for that one, specific, neurotic, paper-eating Screamer... That should be it for the Monastery mysteries... Eleven to go? Let's count. There are fifty-three mysteries.
I counted 44 mysteries... Um... That can't be right.
Mirror, Mirror mystery count is 30... Nope, I was right when I said that I was wrong... XD I actually have 42, which IS correct if there's only eleven more to go.
FUCK! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT WEEPING BAT!
I KNEW IT! I JUST SAW THE LITTLE GIRL FLY ACROSS THE BIG HOLE TO DEATH! MAGIC. POWERS.
This time it's eye, (Samael cult symbol thingy?) eye, metatron, farore thingy and eye... Did it even change?!
The prison numbers on these boards are scribbled out.
Who is this "sister," any... That's not... Fucking... Maria... Is it? No... It makes more sense for it to be Alessa/Cheyrl/Heather... Though they don't have accents...
Except um.. You saved a LOT of little boy's asses... QUITE. LITERALLY.
Can I die without a game over? I'm gonna try! Nope. I have to kill him... That took a lot of hits... It's not like there's a cheevo for not dying, right?
...Right? If there is, then I'm going to hate my self so much!
...
I'll just reset.
The face keeps on changing from Napier, to Murphy... Ew.... He touched it...
I should probably quit until I find out the locations of the rest of the paintings, birds... Err, bird, reels plus lightbulb, and the fishing rod.
Hehehee... The "Kill or incapacitate 10 Weeping Bats" achievement is called "Pinata Party." XD
Hey! I have the FUCKING INTERNET on my Xbox! FINALLY!
NEW FOAMY! =D
"Again with the food!"
"ALWAYS WITH THE FOOD! And the intelligent conversation."
Oh fuck... Now I'M hungry!
...What was I doing?
Oh yeah... Dammit, Foamy...
Paintings:
Got it, I think... Got it. Got it. DON'T HAVE IT! It's 827? Really? Well, at LEAST I found THAT one out before I got fucking disconnected, AGAIN! Now that I'm back on... I smell food...
Now that I ate, and my stomach is happy~! "Once I finish derping around..." By the way, it ISN'T at the back. I think I'm AT the hardware store, just wondering what it's for... Apparently there IS a painting in there! Afterwords, it will lead you to a graveyard, wher a grave is open... THAT'S FUCKING... Top left, bottom left, center, bottom right. "And hopefully you're not immediately NAILED by this weeping bat..." XD
Fishing rod is... I really... REALLY hope that it's not too late, as in, it's not automatic.... It's next to this broken window by the docks? In between these two trees, by the "bridge" on the map, go right on the dock... And I think I should draw this... Juuust in case.
The replacement bulb is ALSO in the hardware store. "Avoid that screaming skanky." XD There's a reel on one of the counters on the right when you enter, there's a reel on the chair in one of the stalls in the exploded bathroom, aaand there's one in the room next to the projector... I think I already got the first one. I'm just going to watch him find the codes. It's fun, watching Murphy walking while the video is sped up... For some reason. XD
I still don't see the one... The guy is having fun, though. XD "Unf-unf-unf-unf~!"
Oh my God.... I HAVE THE INTERNET ON MY LAPTOP?! I HAVE THE INTERNET ON THE LAPTOP! So far...
OH MY GOD! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!! WOOOOO!!!
I'm gonna watch stuff... "BIG SHIT IS ADDING UP!" XD
And now that it crapped- oh wait a second, there it goes.
Well, considering that I have the Internet on both my laptop, AND my Xbox, I supposed I'll look up what to do for "Shadow Play" and "Ashes to Ashes..."
Oh... There's this urn. Duh. XD Take the urn to the dock, and um... It isn't the same for hard, is it?
"Picture of a boat!....Area." XD I don't think... Nevermind.
I have to go back to the eye to get the coin thing after flicking my light from regular, to normal, after flipping it, maybe... To get a coin.
The second thing is on the corner when you go into the port district. It's in a box, on the right side of the sidewalk. There's an alley close by, but you need to cross the street... I have to make it face one way, and then the other way... I want the regular light I think? Ah whatever. I'll play around with the light until I get somewhere. XD
The third is at a street corner. "Lamond" I think. Left side, and in a box. I have to... Holy shit, slow down! Go left through the gate, left again at the wall, and across the street through the gate... Wait a second... I recognize that symbol... Hey! It's the... Flannel... Mercury thing, kinda! Except it's not. It's the hospital thing. You have to turn it so the other snake is there... And that is why the thing is called "Healing..." COOL!
The next is on the upper left of Lamond road, right by the blocking wall... By the collumn thingy that I had to go through for the "Ribbons" sidequest. I have to go to the subway with Homer~!
And I have to get the draw-bridge coin... Wait, I have to get TWO pieces? Well, that explains the "1st" in the name. There's a piece on top of the box in the area where you have to lower the draw-bridge... This guy is making me nervous. He's about to die... Stick the first piece, turn it so it matches the ^, shine the light... Shine the light on it BEFORE rotating it, and then rotate it, shine the light, and rotate it two more times to make a star.
When I get all of the tokens I have to go back to the room with the eye... I suppose I don't have to go back there to get the coin FIRST. Place the tokens on top of the signs on the map.
A conversation started this, so...-
Weeping bats:
"Game developers confirmed that part of the Weeping Bat's symbolism is solitude and confinement. These are conditions that Murphy would have been in during his time in jail and a longing to see the outside world develops in most inmates."
Uh... Because of it's lacks of eyes... Waitwut? WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?! DO PRISONERS NORMALLY CLIMB ON CEILINGS?! Well, I suppose they DO jump behind you and... Try to kill you with their fingers. XD And uh... Murphy was trying to GET AWAY FROM LIFE BY BEING IN JAIL, so WHY would he want to suddenly GET AWAY FROM JAIL?!
"They also seem to represent prison gangs to an extent, as they are quite persistent when it comes to guarding the Aristocrat during the train ride, almost as if the Aristocrat was their gang leader." That... Actually makes slightly more sense.
And the aristrocrat is..? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! I already won the game, but- oh... I didn't see it because I was more focused on the fucking weeping bats at the end of the ride!
The best "guess" for the Screamer is-
"Murphy's wife, Carol. When idle, the Screamer sometimes holds her arms close, rocking back and forth, as if cradling a child. This could represent Murphy's concern about how Carol dealt with Charlie's death, and Murphy's fear of Carol, thinking that she blames and hates him for their son's death. Thus, he sees the woman he loved, now, as a woman that is twisted, distorted and hostile."
But uh... They actually stick around to see the fucking Screamer doing that action?
Well, that's the coolest one, at least, but now that I think of it, "The alarm sirens at Murphy's prison, and how they would ring if he tried to escape his cell. By extension, police sirens as well." probably makes the most sense.
"During the point in the game when demonic police patrol vehicles chase Murphy through the streets of Silent Hill, large groups of Screamers are called in by the car's siren when the car catches up to Murphy. The summoning of these creatures by the siren is further proof that the Screamer represents the alarms and sirens from police vehicles.
When a Screamer is killed, her dying scream is cut short by a static sound, like a police communication radio turning off."
So... There you go.
Painting "Hope..." SO not representing anything here.
"Four Token
Symbol of Earth, from which the spiritual king comes forth."
WOOOO~! FISHING ROD! =D
"Forever..." Something. I think there was a heart... And that's the end of the "Ashes to Ashes" sidequest...
"Are those sirens getting closer?"
"QUICK! EAT THE DRUGS!" XD
Um... That there, above, is completely unrelated to Silent Hill.
Oh shit... "Two Best Friends Play Assassin's Creed Revelations..."
And there goes the Internet.
Um...... What the Hell? Did Homer..? HE DIED?! HE FUCKING DIED?! BUT I GAVE HIM WHAT HE FUCKING NEEDED! DID HE HAVE... I dunno... Fucking... Fuckings AIDs or something?! I mean, for a prison escapee... I dunno! Maybe he was someone's bitch, who just happens to have AIDs, and then...
Okay, I honestly couldn't think of anything better than "AIDs..." Ummm.... I'm just going to stick to my theory and say that he had syphilis... Unless you can actually die from untreated pneumonia...
Heeey the Internet's back on... But only on my Xbox, so far... Strange...
Oh God... They're playing Baby Maker...
Um... I'll shut up until I play Silent Hill again...
And it's gone again... AND IT'S BACK! God... Quit fuckin'... Doing that...
Oh... Shit. "Two best friends plays Silent Hill Downpour." THIS IS RELATED!
...I'm afraid that they'll be ruining it for me, somehow...
"Hey cupcake~... I'll try not to drop the soap..."
Oh God... Okay... The reaction to Napier:
... "PHILLIS SEYMOUR HOFFMAN?!"
DUDE! Pat just said "He's a child molester, just look at him!" WOW! JUST... WOW!
....This is the first time I noticed that Napier is wearing sandles in the shower... Why?
Pfft... Sewell's a "friendly guy," apparently. XD
I'm getting bored...
OHMYGOD THEY JUST MENTIONED MSI! GOD I WANT TO GO BAAACK!alhrfolawefjaw I. WANT.A.DJAAF *Sobs*
I'm bored... They're still funny, but it's... AND IT DISCONNECTS AGAIN! That's probably a good thing...
Let's just see where... They're still in the basement in Devil's pit at part three? Each video is almost thirty minutes long!
I am getting so fucking tired, and pissed off at this shit!
Anyway, today is Ariadne Johnson's birthday! *TOO LATE. I COULDN'T GET THE INTERNET LONG ENOUGH TO UPDATE THIS, SO.... HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, DEAD VIDEO GAME CHARACTER* I don't know how old she is, though, considering that they crossed off her date of birth! Aaand they never even had a date on the "missing child's" poster... All we know is that she was eight, so... After nine.
There is this "Dinner Menu" just... Hanging in front of the gate door... Derpin' around... XD
After a fucking HOUR it seemed to get the fucking thing...-
"Harmony Token
The pentacle is a symbol of harmony, health, and mystic powers." So the opposite of Homer.
YEAH! FREE THE BIIIIRDS!
... It's called "Birdman?" That... Sounds like a KICK-ASS SUPERHERO NAME! >8D
"Enlightenment Token
We all possess the four levels of physical matter and are able to ascend to the fifth."
Apartment building at the start of Pearl Creek, with that cutscene with Howard after lost items... By the candles... I'm fucked.
Monastery, left from the fountain. Go left again by the candles on the BARREL!
By house for Mirror, Mirror. Go right from it, candles... It's right next to the house.
I got a gun! =D Apparently it's "fancy," or... Something...
"Hyper Blaster" ANOTHER U.F.O. related item?!
"A sci-fi ray gun from the Silent Hill alien abduction endings."
"VANILLA
Chocolate (YUMMY)" XD
OH GOD! IT'S ROBBIE THE FUCKING RABBIT! I TAKE THAT BACK! I'LL TAKE ANOTHER ALIEN RELATED ITEM INSTE- OH GOD IT'S STARING AT ME!
"Robbie
The bloody rabbit from Silent Hill 3"- OH GOD! QUICK STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!!
Last one... I better be able to play the rest of the game after this!
...
What... Where's the ending..? Where do I get the ending? Not that I mind, but... Anyway.
"Aglaophotis" ...IT'S THE FUCKING AGALTAWAEHF FUUUCK SO FUCKING AWESOME! THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!
"The magical substance in Heather's" mother fucking- "necklace, Silent Hill 3." Also used in Silent Hill 1!!! wahfaoweifha-
-FANGIRLGASMPLOSION. PLEASE HANG IN THERE UNTIL I RETURN... BECAUSE THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING SENSE-
Let's see... What else do I need to do as far as side-quests go..? "Art Appreciation," "The Bank..." "Cinema Verite," but with accent marks, and "Shadow Play."
Ohhey! It's about time Pewdiepie gets a PS3 for his videos! Great... Now he can play Downpour! XD
What the Hell is a monster doing in the Silent Hill underground?! Greedy cunt! I wanna shoot it with a rifle! Buuut I lost my rifle a while ago for a shovel or something... I think. XD
Fuck! It's a doll... What are dolls doing in... Homer!!
Woah! I just found some hidden foot prints~! =D Let's see where they lead us... TO THE LADDER! =D That's great, because, one, I got kind of lost in Hillside again, and two, it's raining.
"Healing Token
Cauduces, an alchemical sign of balance."
Cool... Though I already knew that, thanks to Fullmetal Alchemist. X3
It stopped raining just because of the transaction in between parts of the town? AWESOME! =D
"Soul-Eye Token
The right eye of the soul."
Oh... Okay then...
WOO! "What's your sign?"
Well... What's YOUR sign, achivement?
Woah... I have this... This... Bateaux statue thing. XD I remember what to do now... I knew that graveyard, and specific grave was there for something SPECIAL! =D Special indeed =D
Nooo!.... I accidently threw the fucking thing, and it disappeared. TWT... DON'T THROW THE BATEAUX STATUE! It will hurt him. D=
Um... It doesn't respawn... Oh well. I got the acievement, and that's all I REALLY care about, I guess.
"DANCER..." Well, it;s actually "ANCER" with a person bending it's body to look kind of like a "D," I guess....? What is that above it? Mic? LLic? Ah whatever. I'll look it up later, if I remember, or if I come back to this...
FINALLY, I GET THE DAMN THIRD REEL!
I... Have a surprisingly good memory when it came to the code for the fucking door.
"Spliced Reel
The Secret of the Child at the Lake"
Uh-huh... Yeah... THAT'S not a symbol for anything! Nope! Nothing at all!
What... Do I do? Wait, I still have the video downloaded into my computer...
God. Damn. This. Game.
That's a fucking creepy clown...
A SCREAMER IS FUCKING CHASING ME! OH GOD! MR. KITTY IS IN THE SECOND PART OF THIS MOVIE! FUCKING DOOR!
...I just fucking shrieked when I saw that minion! I think it's a minion. WHO FUCKING CARES! Okay... I need some kind of break, I think... Pewdiepie uses pictures of puppies and kitties, but I think I'm going to use... Nostalgia Critic's Disneycember? SURE, WHY NOT! I actually haven't seen any of them! Fifty-five seconds should be good, I guess... Actually, I think that was a Juggernaut.
And thus, I get the cutting room achievement! Yay~!
"Why are you lying?"
About what? I'm not lying!
"Cartoons are weird."
No shit.
I got a golden gun from that... That's fucking awesome! >=D
West of Lamone street in the alley... Lamon... Er... Laymond. THERE WE GO! 8D
"It's a map!" Oh wow... First of all, uh, the notes kind of SAYS THAT IT'S A FUCKING MAP! Or you figured it out before... I can't remember. Second, I just feel like I have to do this- "It's a map that leads to a trap!"
What is this? Like a... Moon with a tiny palm tree, a teepee... Tepe... Triangle thing, upside-down triangle with some sort of line under it, uh.... Two diamond weaving things... A feather, two... Dead trees? Two up-side down fish, a sign-post, or some of those eagle-headed things that tells you what direction whatever is in, and a... Cat in an egg?
Holy shit! I was just derping around at first while waiting for the fucking video to load, and I got it after "releasing" just one button thingy! O=o
It's, err... First in first row, middle in second row, first on the last row, and the very last one in the last row.
That bitch!
...
There's three grave... What are they- caskets! I'll do the one WITHOUT the cross... Just bones... Um...... Ew.
I got a Tomahawk from that... Um... I think I'll actually stick to my golden gun.
I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH JUMP SCARES FOR ONE NIGHT! =O
Apparently, and sadly, I DO have to kill monsters for "The Bank" sidequest, so... Next time.
- Current Location:Devil's Pit
- Current Music:"'Cause you're born free~!"
- Current Mood: amused
Comments
A song written about a character in a movie?
Wait...
What?! XD