Red Carpet Edition

* Anytime someone forgets who designed their gown or suit.
* Anytime the camera goes to a host and the host doesn't realize it
* Anytime someone's date is their mother
* Anytime someone complains about how long it took to get ready
* Anytime someone says "It's just an honor to be nominated."
* Anytime the host tries to make an inside joke and it flops
* If any star ignores a host
* If watching Sherri Shepherd, anytime she mentions her boobs
* If watching Ryan Seacrest, anytime he says This Is The Oscars, a la AI style.
* If watching Billy Bush, anytime he flubs his words.


Oscar Ceremony Edition
(If You Still know What Night It Is)

* When after their acceptance speeh, they attempt to walk off the stage in the wrong direction
* Anytime someone is cut off by the music
* Two drinks if they keep talking while the music plays
* Someone mentions a disaster and asks for people to take notice
* When someone thanks God.
* If Mo'Nique wins and dedicates the award to all the big girls
* If anyone comes out in blue face paint or speaks Na'vi, take a drink
* See any tears anywhere, take a drink. You will probably need it.
* If anyone says " I didn't write a speech because I thought I would lose."
* If Sandra Bullock wins, CHUG! If she looses, take a drink for the poor girl.

FUCK OFF LINDSAY

OMG I LOVE YOU NEW FFAO FRIENDS

WTF AM I GOING TO DO WHEN I FINISH THIS SERIES?! OMG

though i am quite proud that i have read 7 300 page books in under a month.

these books are like crack

awesomesauce

my favorite one so far

good, i'm liking that the tv series isnt exactly like the book series. for one thing, that fierce bitch layfette is still alive on tv, i will be DISTRAUGHT if they ever kill him off.