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Randy Ward
12 July 2021 @ 01:34 am

I really don't have that much to say, personally.  But I'm still around.  Not looking for a performative or creative outlet, really..  Just a little bit saddened at all of the bitrot of the last two decades online.

Links that no longer work, or require people to use archive.org 's cached version of their webpages.  Webpages that have a backend of a SQL database for the content, and yet are brittle when it comes to being future-proof.  It makes me a little sad that we're trying to overthink solutions for making a website "mobile-friendly" when plain HTML can do the trick with a little bit of skill.

I don't have all of the answers.  I don't even have most of the questions.  But I'm still here.


 
 
Randy Ward
09 January 2018 @ 09:12 pm

Looks around...


Well...


Seems social media hasn't reached here in a while.  I'm still around.  Trying to figure out what places haven't been javascripted to death.

 
 
 
 
Randy Ward
31 December 2011 @ 02:10 pm


Happy New Year everybody. Keep Suplexing those Doomtrains!
 
 
 
Randy Ward
07 September 2010 @ 03:22 pm
Reddit thread on FFXIV

After playing the game for a bit this past weekend, I have to agree adding the following comments:

1) Graphics will date themselves horribly in a year or two - See any discussion on silhouette recognition. Also the game has pretty bad z-fighting (so did ffxi, honestly).

2) The combat system is like Guild Wars, except suckier.

3) Recycling of assets... It makes me think that FFXIV was a tech-demo of FFXI with upgraded DirectX10/11 back-end, that a manager said "hey, let's spin this off into a new RPG just rename everything". I mean... The Mithra analogue is Mi'Quote, and instead of fish mithkabobs (ffxi) they have fish miquokabobs (ffxiv). They're not even trying.

4) The saddest thing is that they've fixed most of the gripes that people had with FFXI, but people are noticeably leaving FFXI for FFXIV because of brand loyalty. You no longer have to have the best job, best gear, or loads of cash to have a fun time xp'ing with the Abyssea expansion. Gear is readily available to purchase that is almost as good as top-of-the-line gear. And weapons are free after doing a small bit of monster grinding that are better than 99% of the available weapons on the auction market. My biggest gripe is the deprecation of the level 75 "endgame gear" since so much time was invested in it, but I'll gladly throw that to the wayside in favor of new content, accessible to more of the player-base.

Edit: Also it runs like ass on my $400 NVidia 295. I didn't think that was possible since that thing can destroy benchmarks, give like 200 fps in Crysis, and cooks me bacon on demand.
 
 
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
 
 
 
Randy Ward
27 March 2010 @ 12:23 am
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Randy Ward
11 February 2010 @ 08:16 pm
 
 
Randy Ward
03 February 2010 @ 02:41 pm
Sea Chicken! SEA! CHICKEN!!
 
 
 
Randy Ward
18 January 2010 @ 12:26 am
I didn't make this image, but I am COMPELLED to share:

 
 
Randy Ward
10 January 2010 @ 03:35 am
So I was watching a few movies recently on Netflix. One that I watched earlier today was called Special. It's a very, well, interesting movie. It's not a comedy or a tragedy, although I assume that since everybody does live in the end it is still technically a comedy. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Special is a movie about this guy Les, who becomes a human guinea pig for a drug company. Now this premise, this premise could go anywhere, but here's what is interesting. The drug's effects are to inhibit the sense of self-doubt in the brain. And Les, being a generally normal person doesn't have much of a self-doubt problem, but he does have an interest in comic books. Now if you remove self-doubt from the equation, the premise is that Les starts believing the tropes in comic books and starts to fool himself into thinking that this self-doubt inhibitor drug is giving him super powers. Such as flying (he's really just baked off his gourd from the drug side effects), mind control (He's just talking to himself in his mind), and walking through walls (convenient lack of memory from blacking out when he runs face-first into walls to show his friends - he chalks up the physical damage to "the toll that using his super powers takes on him").

All in all, add in a LARGE dose of paranoia and mistrust, and it's a genuinely entertaining film. He even comes up with a superhero outfit which is basically skating gear, a one-piece jumpsuit, and a liberal amount of silver spray paint. And most of the movie is narrated by his inner monologue, even though it's painfully obvious to the movie viewer that he's not a super hero, just some guy who is doing experimental (prescribed) drugs.

Now, I also watched a movie a month ago, which came out in the 70's: A boy and his dog. This movie is a post apocalyptic movie about a boy and his telepathic dog, and how they outwit wasteland survivors and a very strange sheltered fallout community. The end of the movie, well, I won't spoil it, but it ends in a very unexpected manner. But what ties the two movies together, or at least makes them more interesting to me, is to take the premise of "A boy and his dog" and re-watch that holding the theory that the dog really *isn't* telepathic, but that the boy is just very delusional. It ends up being some sort of psychotic thriller if you take that angle.

I dunno, I'm probably doing too much thinking at 3:30 a.m. for my own good, but if you haven't seen either of those movies, I'd recommend them both, even though they're definately not intentionally comedic movies.