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4th-Mar-2012 12:06 am - [sticky post] Sticky Post: Important Entries
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Things are always changing around here, so let me know if you find any broken/expired links. The big places to go, though, are listed here, and in the sidebar.


Original Fiction

Fanfiction

Don't Make me Flog You

Summary: Mostly sex, a little thinking.

Pairing: Arthur/Eames

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Off-screen gender bending, bodily angst. Profanity.

Author's Notes: Because who didn't hear that line and respond immediately with porn?

Disclaimer: Don't own Inception or any recognisable characters.


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Dragon Reading

Summary: One-shot of Ruxindroan and Krislan relaxing.

Pairing: Ruxindroan/Krislan

Rating: PG-15

Warnings: nudity?

Author's Notes: These two will show up again, as side-characters in a longer fic, but they wanted to play a bit first.

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Summary: What if Emma broke the curse before finding Belle? A fic in three and a half drabbles.

Pairing: Rumplestiltskin/Belle

Rating: PG-13

Author's Notes: Post-Skin Deep.

Disclaimer: I don't own Once Upon a Time, nor its take on fairytales.


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Hi!  So, this past year has proven that while suffering may help to inspire some great works of art, having a bad year does not by itself make me into a productive or particularly skilled writer.  I didn't do Nanowrimo formally this year, but I did decide to try to write ficlets prompted by random words for each day of November.  (Fortunately, the OED has a word of the day function, which got me through most of the month.)  I'm... not so much done those, but they did get me writing again, so we'll see if I can keep that up for a while.  This wasn't part of Nanowrimo, but I did start writing it because I had writing on the brain, and was stuck at work, so in a way my project worked.


Summary: Cozy room, freezing storm, what else to do?

Pairing: Arthur/Eames

Rating: PG-15

Author's Notes: I work retail, so this song has worked its way through familiar, annoying, and painful all the way to background noise again. Also, Glee did an adorable cover of it last year or sometime, I forget when.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inception, or any recognisable characters from it.


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14th-Jul-2011 02:56 pm - Long Time, No Post (Still no Fic)
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First off, hi!  There appear to be new people friending me, and I'm guessing it's either for the fic or because they're collecting people with "fluffy" in their usernames.  So welcome!  Feel free to introduce yourselves!  Or not, as you choose.  No, I don't post often, and when I do it's usually fic; this is normal, you didn't just hit an unusually dry spell.

I've been going through my writing notebooks (one is almost dead!  woe!  woe!), and I keep coming across weird stuff.  I mean, some of this I remember -- there's the unfinished sex scene that sprouted plot and is now at twenty pages and counting without any actual sex yet, there's the unfinishable Epic Situational Comedy I started before I realized I have no idea how to write comedy, there's assorted other stuff.

I have no explanation for the sheet of paper with the single line 
a pregnant mailbox 
on it.  WTF, self?  Where was I going with this?  Is this a prompt?  A reminder?  How did the mailbox get pregnant, and do I want to know with what?

I also found rants and ramblings from long ago, including the one from when a friend convinced me to watch Twilight:

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12th-Jun-2011 05:25 pm - New Prompt Table
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Because I am addicted to this things (despite being really bad at completing them in a timely fashion), I'm going to try to pick up a new prompt table.

Forteana (Paranormal)
01. Sea serpent.02. Crop circles.03. Stonehenge.04. Atlantis.05. Near-death experience.
06. Will-o'-the-wisp.07. Abominable snowman.08. Bermuda Triangle.09. Ghost ship.10. Poltergeist.


Hopefully, this'll be easier than some of the others; it's multi-fandom and original fic friendly, and I don't think I've got a deadline.

Edit: I don't think I'll officially do this, I just got to the end of the comments on the comm's claiming post, and this table was already claimed... several months ago. But it was still up on the list of open tables. So, who knows, maybe it'll spark something anyway.

Edit 2.0: The mod's still hanging around, and has offered me the table after all. So I shall write!
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Summary: One way Neal Caffrey left, and five ways he came back. (Plus one he probably didn't.)

Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth

Rating: PG-15 (I'm pushing it; let me know if anyone wants this switched to NC-17)

Warnings: bad puns

Author's Notes: Apparently, I can't stick to five ways. Oops.

Disclaimer: White Collar and all its recognizable characters belong to much, much richer people than me. I'm just playing.

 

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Summary: Steve has an apology to make. Fortunately, he has a boombox.

Pairing: Steve/Danny

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: songfic

Author's Notes: Written for Schmoop_Bingo, prompt Serenade. Set somewhere mid-season one, if anywhere.

Disclaimer: I own neither Hawaii 5.0, nor Schmoop Bingo; I'm just playing.  I also don't own the song ("Call me Irresponsible").

 

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Tea Damnit

Summary: Jack and Daniel wind down after a tough one.

Pairing: Jack/Daniel

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Mention of badness, pre-story.

Author's Notes: Written for Schmoop_Bingo, prompt bad day. Less schmoop in this than planned.

Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate SG-1, nor any other stargate, nor schmoop bingo. I just play.

 

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Summary: Sheldon likes his anniversary gift.

Pairing: Penny/Sheldon

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Scmoop?

Author's Notes: For Schmoop_Bingo, prompt long lost love. I came nowhere close to the minimum word count, but this is where it wanted to end.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Big Bang Theory, Schmoop_Bingo, or any recognisable action figures.

 

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Summary: Penny's return to California did not go smoothly.

Pairing: Sheldon/Penny

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: none in particular

Author's Notes: Written for Schmoop_Bingo; prompt reunion.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Big Bang Theory.

 

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21st-Feb-2011 01:23 am - Meme Meme Meme Meme
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Totally stolen from mee_eep , and cut for length.

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.

Upon request, I will post a random line or two from any of these you choose. Assuming that the file adds up to a full line, that is.


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21st-Feb-2011 12:57 am - Original Fic - Challenge, 1/1
Dragon Reading

Summary: Stupid knights. Don't you know dragons aren't really vulnerable to fire?

Pairing: Glordias/Petrarch

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Well, a bad guy dies.

Author's Notes: The prompt was Fire Prevention Week for Love for Every Holiday... And somehow I got very little actual fire, just a firebreathing dragon and a wizard. I'll try for actual smut next time, and tag it under the dragon challenge.

 

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Summary: pwp

Pairing: Eric/Sookie

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: standard for vampire sex

Author's Notes: Written for Kink_Bingo; prompt possession/marking

Disclaimer: I don't own True Blood, nor the characters within

 

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