the only reason i am is actually for verses bc i feel it is my duty to educate her further in the sport of hockey now that she is firmly supporting alex semin the washington capitals. short caps-centered glossary etcetc i am not the ultimate guru of hockey but here goes. we skip the stupid shit like what is a hockey stick? if you like alexander semin you know a lot about sticks. because he only likes stick penalties. ok. ok good. and be prepared - none of this is in any good order. it's a first draft, i have not revised it or anything, i just wrote it right off the bat. haters can go to the left etc!!!!!