D --> If you are hearing this telephonic recording, it is for one of three reasons
D --> Option the First: I am otherwise engaged at this present moment with more important matters
D --> Option the Second: I am purposefully avoiding even the slightest contact with you and this comes as a surprise to no one, as I must have made my disdain unquestionably clear by now if I am resorting to this infantile tactic of alienation
D --> Option the Third: I have accidentally crushed my communication device again
Sorry in advance if the formatting is a little off. LJ is being really goddamn...well, LJ with my coding and I've given up trying to completely correct the mess it made of it.
Anything you dig or hate about how I'm all up and portraying Mr. Zahhak. Constructive critique is always welcome! Anon is on, all comments are screened, so on and so forth.