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4th-Jul-2020 08:00 pm - Friends Only
Ficsoreal


All fiction posted before my decision to flock (07/04/09) will remain public.

Friend and Comment to be added.
1st-Apr-2020 09:44 am - Warnings Policy
Stay Tuned
I use warning labels for fictional stories that contain graphic descriptions of non-con, dub-con, extreme violence, character death, child molestation and several other situations at my discretion. There is one notable exception to this policy, a fic called "A Lifetime Commitment". This fic is labeled with what amounts to "read at your own risk."

Thank you,

ficsoreal
29th-Jul-2013 09:58 am - Hockey Asspirations Fest!
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Petra is having a comment!fest dedicated to hockey butts and thighs! Go leave prompts, contribute fic, meta, graphics.

Hockey Asspirations
Hockey Asspirations
Hockey Asspirations

Go have fun!
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It's been a long time! Here have some unfinished crack!fic!

Title: McDonaldland
Author: Ficsoreal
Summary: The fast food chains are crime syndicates and Ronald McDonald runs the town with an iron fist.

The Burger King has been missing for over a week.Collapse )
24th-Sep-2012 01:31 pm - Yuletide Nominations!
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I nominated:

Lawless (2012): Maggie Beauford, Forrest Bondurant, Howard Bondurant; Special Deputy Rakes

Knight of a Trillion Stars - Dara Joy: Lorgin ta'al Krue, Rejar ta'a; Krue, Traed ta'al Theardar

Fast Food - commercials: Ronald McDonald, Burger King, Wendy, Hamburglar

I can not wait to write my 10,000 word gangster epic about fast food dynasties and forbidden love. :)
29th-Jul-2012 05:41 pm - Teen Wolf: Derek/Stiles 2 Recs
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I literally can not remember the last time I posted a rec list, but werewolf porn apparently puts me in a sharing mood. On to the recs! Only 2 today, but quality.

Fuzzy Logic by Sparseparsley on AO3: The one where Derek and Stiles switch bodies because wizards suck and Stiles wants to know what smells so freaking delicious. :) There's also a wolfpile with accidental frottage and Stiles thinks Derek should use his powers for sexy evil more often. Read this and tell me how much you want a sequel with voyeurism and Stiles watching Derek "cuddle" his betas.

EXCERPT:

Not that Stiles isn’t having a rough time, too. All these fancy werewolf instincts are easy enough to learn about at a distance, researching for Scott and all, but actually having them? So. Shitty. The urge to run, the urge to fight, to howl and hunt and stalk and hump. He doesn’t know if that last one is mostly his teenage-boy mind on werewolf or if it’s more because of Derek’s body, but it is just every form of inconvenient either way.

He can’t even jerk off because it’s not his damn dick. An injustice so unfair that Stiles has given into the lesser sin of coveting just to try and balance out the universe. Coveting, in this case, means getting all the eyeful he can get his hands on whenever he has an excuse to get Derek’s body naked. He’s been taking a lot of showers, lately. Sometimes two in a row. One warm shower for the ogling of the abs and the, uh, goods (the very goods) and one cold one for the de-arousing afterward.


The Life of Stiles by Rispacooper on AO3: The one where Derek spends 10,000 words scenting Stiles inappropriately and dry humping him against walls. So much sexual tension.

EXCERPT:

Derek grunted and pushed forward again, so hard Stiles' head thunked against the wall, enough to make him dizzy thought not enough to make him stop. "Stiles," Derek was killing him, talking now, in between nips at his bottom lip, in between his tongue finally in Stiles' mouth. "Stiles." He growled and Stiles dropped his head to rub his face against Derek's jaw, gasping at the burn. He rocked up again and Derek's hand tightened on his thigh a second before Derek was pushing back between his legs, grinding down against Stiles' dick. He was gulping down air, Stiles could hear him, his heart, his breathing, was so much louder than Stiles', like Derek was the one about to cream his jeans.
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Title: Knot What I Expected
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Rating: NC17
Summary: I wanted to write a fic with soulmates, powers and knotting. This is what happened.
Disclaimer: I don't own much of anything.

Knot What I ExpectedCollapse )
14th-Feb-2012 03:46 pm - Happy Valentine's Day and Thanks!
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Someone got me a virtual gift and really brightened up my day!! Thank you! ♥
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Title: Bathroom Throat Fuck (not a title, so much as a description)
Author: ficsoreal
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC 17
Words: 1917
Warning: Rough sex.
Summary: See title. :)
Disclaimer: I don't own these fictional characters.
Note: I'm trying to get back in the swing of writing.

Bathroom Funtimes!Collapse )
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Fic: Hospital Holidays
Author: ficsoreal
Pairing: Eames/Arthur
Rating: PG 13
Words: 1379
Summary: AU. Arthur and Eames are fellows covering their respective services on Christmas Eve, because every holiday story should include praying your pager doesn't go off in the middle of the night.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.




There's a fire-retardant Christmas tree in the corner and empty boxes wrapped in metallic paper.Collapse )
18th-Dec-2010 03:09 pm - DADT
Angel!Obama
I WANT TO SEE SOME NEW DADT repealed!fic. Fandoms, you know who you are. ♥
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Fic: Stories From the Back Shelf
Author: ficsoreal
Pairing: Eames/Arthur
Rating: NC 17
Words: 1000+
Summary: Eames has a filthy mouth.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.


Arthur just wants to sleep, really.Collapse )
14th-Nov-2010 12:10 pm - Yuletide TREATS
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If you are participating in yuletide and you have written a letter, feel free to leave me a link in the comments. If you have friends who have letters, you can leave their links in the comments (if it's okay with them). I've scrolled through the list of eligible fandoms and found several I'm interested in writing. YOU/YOUR FRIEND MIGHT GET LUCKY!!! (Or unlucky! D:)

I'm also stalking the Dear Yule Writer post in the community. I've never participated in yuletide and don't want to officially, because pressure is for work, but I wrote 2 treats last year and had a great time.
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Fic: Dining In
Author: ficsoreal
Pairing: Pooch/Jensen/Jolene
Rating: NC 17
Words: 3246
Summary: There's nothing suspicious about dinner. At least, that's what Jensen keeps repeating under his breath.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.


Of course, I'm his favorite. I'm everyone's favorite.Collapse )
10th-Aug-2010 04:25 pm - Dirty Words
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This is about science. Please, take a moment out of your busy fandom lives to complete this poll.


Poll #1604238 Dirty Words, Common

Please, pick the filthiest word.

secret
0(0.0%)
wet
10(25.6%)
thick
17(43.6%)
hot
0(0.0%)
soft
0(0.0%)
tight
7(17.9%)
pink
0(0.0%)
shiny
1(2.6%)
hard
1(2.6%)
shove
3(7.7%)

Write one filthy word. Be creative.

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Title: The Exception
Author: ficsoreal
Pairing: Jensen/Cougar, Pooch/Jolene, Clay/Aisha
Rating: NC 17
Words: 5883
Notes/Warnings: Spoilers for The Losers (movie).
Summary: Jensen's always chasing the wrong person.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.





You know he's on my list, right?Collapse )
Dr. Caffrey
Fic: 5 AUs
Author: ficsoreal
Pairing: Neal/Elizabeth, Neal/Peter/Elizabeth, Neal/Peter
Rating: R
Words: 4400
Summary: A selection of AU scenarios: vampires, werewolves, wings, steampunk, warrior/village society
Notes/Warnings: In the last snippet Neal is 17, but there isn’t any cross generational sexual contact. Also, LOL, I'm a big supporter of personal freedom for everyone, I just find the thought of Robamas amusing.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.


And the possibilities continued to build up.Collapse )
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Fic: The Dangers of Friendship
Author: ficsoreal
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: NC 17
Words: 4429
Summary: Neal decides to become Elizabeth's best friend and gets more than he bargained for.
Notes/Warnings: Vague spoilers for season 1.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

At the AO3


Maybe Neal should have read the fine print.Collapse )
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