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[Backtagging] Backtagging is ice cool like mineral water in a fancy pansy restaurant but be warned, I might drop it like it's hot. Shit's never personal though, bro. We cool.
[Threadhopping] Threadhopping is still cool, yo.
[Plotting] Plot is the most delicious flavor. I can never have too much of plot. Ping me on AIM if you ever want to plot!
[Offensive subjects] No porn or plot that severely injures this bb, please!

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[What's okay to mention around him/her] Everything, really. John grew up using the internet so he's pretty much a veteran. 
What I don't want anyone to mention around him is the clown drawings on his posters, though; please, PLEASE ping me first before you do that. That stuff is pretty serious and I don't want the development that goes after it to happen because A wanted to casually mention it.
[Is there anything you need us to know about interacting with this character? Special physical features, special abilities, etc] he writes in blue font and never capitalizes anything except to prove a point. he uses smileys sometimes, too! :) Oh, and his eyes are the same color as his font.
[Can I hack that strike or otherwise find out information they'd prefer to keep hidden?] Again, hacking's cool.
[Can I troll/mindscrew/mess with in general?] Troll, sure, it's pretty canon. Mess with, sure. Mindscrew, PING ME FIRST.
[Can I spit at/jinx/step on/etc? (i.e. fighting)] P-Ping me first.
[Can I flirt with/hug/kiss/use other means of non-violent physical contact with this character?] Flirt? It'll probably go over his head. Hug? Sure, hugs are awesome! Kiss? LOL, he will be so confused why would you do that but okay. Sex? JFC NO.
[Anything else?] He curses a lot!

21 sad faces with braces

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!!!!!!!!!
i can't believe dad talked me into getting braces.
these things are AWFUL!
they aren't even funny, they are just really, really stupid looking!
i really hate them and i look really stupid with them on, bluh.
my teeth better be less huge after this.


[ taped to the page: ]



20 SISTERS

[ his handwriting is rushed and messier than usual. ]

hey guys! guys!!!

guess who just found out who has the most AWESOME sister.
(hint: it is me!)

jade is my SISTER! oh man, you guys, it was so unbelievable when we found out. it was like, uh, the parent trap? except i am a boy and our mom is dead. it felt like someone wrote it for us except it was just, you know, serendipity and stuff... which makes it more awesome!

can you guys believe it?? one of my best friends is actually my sister! jade! who would've thought??

19 BEHOLD GLORY OF FISHYHOO

[This picture is literally taped to the page.]

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[His voice comes up. He coughs at first before his angelic voice sings:]

WAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaanDAAAAAAAAAA~

Aaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa Fishyhooooooo~

WAaahaaaaaaaaaNhaaaaaaaaa~

Aaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa~

Fiihihiihihishyhooooooooooooo~


[He switches to text again.]


thank you so much, kanaya!
you are a beautiful, beautiful person. :)

18 newspaper articles

...
bluh bluh, huge evil lord!!

this might be a little late but there is really no good time to say this other than just spitting it out.

today when i was watching armageddon, my dad was reading the daily prophet and he looked at me and said he was not proud of what is happening to the world today. normally i would just ignore him but today i paused the movie and thought wow, yeah i am not proud of what is happening to the world either! it is crazy, everyone is going crazy! and i guess it is a bit dumb and heartless to just keep shrugging off news like that because people are getting hurt and dying and it makes me so sad that instead of a meteor the size of texas hitting earth and killing people, people are killing people. :(

instead of getting angry i feel like i am... um, doubtful? people aren't supposed to be that way. what happened to oceans rise, cities fall and HOPE survives? i don't believe i live in a world full of evil people with evil intentions and people having to choose whether to turn to the dark side or die. i believe i live in a world where everyone would team up to destroy alien invaders! i believe i live in a world where men would risk their lives drilling a hole into a meteor to become heroes! i believe i live in a world where the good is rewarded, and where lovers trail animal crackers on their significant other's abdomens.

but bad things happen. cameron poe from con air got convicted for protecting his wife. i feel like all of us are a little like cameron but instead of not being able to see our wives and daughters, we can never feel safe. but it's ok because bad things don't last and we will be able to reunite with our loving wives and daughters eventually!

at the meantime, everyone please stay safe.

17 shirts

ok, just so everyone doesn't get the wrong idea.
i am not sexually attracted to nic cage.
i am pretty lucky though.
my other shirts are clean!

now that is out of the way, i heard some people are interested in going with us to the trip around england? :D


[ooc: That is literally the only defaced shirt he sees. The ones labeled "useless", "retarded", "the biggest loser", "worst friend ever" and "stupid stupid dumb" are invisible to him. You may have seen him with some of those shirts and he acts like there is nothing scribbled on them, yep, because he can't see them.]

16 panties - this is late



ok, i woke up on the wrong bed too but that is not important!!
(well, it kind of is. i really miss my bunny t-shirt, whoever you are! :( )

anyway, this is about summer plans!
i know i am already going on a trip with jake and dev and i am staying with a certain someone just for the hell of it.
i am also going on a nice trip around england with a certain ms. captor.
who wants to tag along??
come on, it will be fun!
there will be a bunch of english stuff.
we will, uh... absorb the culture and take loads of pictures so we don't have to photoshop ourselves in, he he.

congratulations to the gryffindor quidditch team btw.
you guys were awesome out there. :D


[ooc: will respond with ghostythespian ~]

15 water balloons

hey guys!!

water fight. saturday around three. courtyard. cool?

wear something you wouldnt mind getting wet.

don't worry about the paraphernalia, i am going to bring the water balloons and water guns myself. just show up! :D there will be cake in it for you guys after! eat all of it if you want!! i wouldn't mind. really.

no wands because that is cheating.


[Filtered to Rose]

may i request an audience with her highness??

[Filtered to Gamzee]

hey!
so i kind of understand you a little better now.

14 kingdoms

hey guys!
check out my blueprints, it is really neat.

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i am john egbert, heir to the kingdom of egbertia, and this is my fortcastle.
i couldn't really decide which was better between a fort and a castle, so this is an awesome combination of both.

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