The Biffers have launched ‘Operation payback’.

“What is this operation?” We hear you ask.

Is it a brave, Biffer invasion of some Middle Eastern terrorist encampment?

Is it an amphibious landing by crack squads of battle-hardened Biffers on night manoeuvres against the Taliban?

Is Gold-digger Golding personally leading Robin Lomax and his bunch of Biffer veterans into the desert to take on the Muslim horde?

Or did ‘Folding’ Golding just send out a few threatening letters yesterday to try and frighten a handful of British women?

Which do you think is most likely?