Y'know, I like the free food and all, but... between people burning it or getting bits of wood from cutting boards mixed with veggies and what not from time to time,and it being like a cafeteria and thusly not being able to pick what to eat~ I have come to decision.
I, Lina Inverse, am looking for a personal chef! Must be willing to ... discreetly borrow food from the apartment kitchen and make feasts for none other than me~ Also to be willing to handle midnight snacks. I'll pay $10 per hour spent in the kitchen.
No resumes are necessary. I will judge you based upon how delicious your food is! Anyone who applies shall bring to my room, 301; I'm the fiery hot red head, not the blonde, by the way. -50 points to anyone who gives my food to Rozalin.
Applicants! This is your test!
2 pot roasts, shabu shabu, 3 calzones, spaghetti and meatballs, a 4 T-bone steaks (2 medium rare, 2 well done~), a tuna casserole, 3 pans of yorkshire pudding, 2 salads (one with blue cheese dressing, the other with a vinaigrette), 4 bowls of gnochi (1 with red sauce, 2 with pesto, one with alfredo), 10 bowls of itallian wedding soup, and a pan of seafood pasta w/ anchovies and garlic butter. For dessert, bring 2 banana splits, a strawberry & watermelon agua, 2 pints of rose gelato to go with 3 pints of butter-brickle ice cream, a pecan pie, 2 strawberry cheesecakes, and 4 fruit tarts.
Oh! Aaaand... a cadbury egg omelette.
Alternatively, anyone who can kill and properly prepare a dragon may do that instead~
I, Lina Inverse, am looking for a personal chef! Must be willing to ... discreetly borrow food from the apartment kitchen and make feasts for none other than me~ Also to be willing to handle midnight snacks. I'll pay $10 per hour spent in the kitchen.
No resumes are necessary. I will judge you based upon how delicious your food is! Anyone who applies shall bring to my room, 301; I'm the fiery hot red head, not the blonde, by the way. -50 points to anyone who gives my food to Rozalin.
Applicants! This is your test!
2 pot roasts, shabu shabu, 3 calzones, spaghetti and meatballs, a 4 T-bone steaks (2 medium rare, 2 well done~), a tuna casserole, 3 pans of yorkshire pudding, 2 salads (one with blue cheese dressing, the other with a vinaigrette), 4 bowls of gnochi (1 with red sauce, 2 with pesto, one with alfredo), 10 bowls of itallian wedding soup, and a pan of seafood pasta w/ anchovies and garlic butter. For dessert, bring 2 banana splits, a strawberry & watermelon agua, 2 pints of rose gelato to go with 3 pints of butter-brickle ice cream, a pecan pie, 2 strawberry cheesecakes, and 4 fruit tarts.
Oh! Aaaand... a cadbury egg omelette.
Alternatively, anyone who can kill and properly prepare a dragon may do that instead~