16 - GOD DAMN HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS

I RETRACT ANY AND ALL STATEMENTS ABOUT THIS HAVING BEEN AT ALL BETTER THIS TIME.  I COME BACK FROM A NICE DAY IN THE DESERT, HOPING TO TAKE A LONG BATH AND EAT A NICE, BIG MEAL, AND MY APARTMENT IS WASTED.    IT LOOKS LIKE A VERY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY HIPPO THOUGHT MY HOUSE WAS MADE OF CANDY.

AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS.  EVERYONE, I SAY WE MOBILIZE AN ANGRY MOB MILITIA.