evilgrins 🙃naughty 94306

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...who I'd love to get under my claws someday!

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you're imagining this24/7 (Total Power Exchange)? nope
Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs)? don't get it
Age Play? not directly
Adult Baby/AB Parent? ...uhm...no
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? kinda sorta maybe, my perception of pain alters when I'm aroused
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? nope
Anal Sex? never offer it but will do it if a lady requests, never in me
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? fascinating but no
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? not as such
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? not sure I'd ever go there
Balloons? too close to clowns...clowns bad
Bestiality/Zoophilia? only if you count the human animal
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? either/or...probably not
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? nope
Biting/Teeth? Yum!
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? it's been known to happen
Body Hair? not a fan
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? love it on others, I've got scars but nothing I put there delieberately
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? maybe
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? nope
Candle Wax? occasionally
Chains? nope
Chastity Devices? chastity bad
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? nope
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? not sure
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? I don't think so!
Collar and Lead/Leash? rarely
Confinement/Caging? nope
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? Hell no!!
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? interesting
Cross Dressing? nah...
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? find it very unnerving
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? nope
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? not so far
Denim? Yay jeans!
Depilation/Shaving? sure
Diapers/Diaper Lover? Not!
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? haven't so far
Discipline? maybe
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? playing doctor can be fun
Domination? prefer equals but I'm flexible
Ears? Whee!
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? eletricity bad
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? nope
Erotic Photography? not into my picture being taken
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? so long as no one's tripping over us I'm game
Feathers? tickles
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? too hot for me
Fisting? well...
Food Play? only as flavoring
Fuck Machines/Robots? bad enough they replace us in factories
Furry/Fur Fetishism? not so much
Gangbangs? like the idea but not cozy with the reality
Genital Worship? after a fashion
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? I don't like guns
Hair Pulling? works for me, I'm bald
Handcuffs/Shackles? sometimes
Harnesses? no experience
High Heels/Stilettos? prefer bare feet
Humiliation? no
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? nope
Kidnapping Play? nope
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? Never!
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? not in this context
Lace/Lingerie? sure
Latex? smells funny
Leather? smells good
Making Home "Movies"? nope
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? no
Masochism? sometimes
Massage? definitely
Master/Slave? eh
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? you should see the smile on my face
Medical Scenes/Equipment? stirrups?
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? never had a problem with it
Murder Fetishism? closest I'd come to it is the game Clue
Military Fetish/Uniforms? not so much
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? Sweet!
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? Ew!
Nipples? everybody has at least 2
Oral Fixations? hmmmmmm
Oral Sex? Slurp!
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? I love my claws
Piercings? fun to hang XMAS ornaments on
Pinching? heh heh heh
Play Piercing/Needle Play? ...uhm...no
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? no no no no no
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? I've been known to chew toes or nearly swallow a small foot in the hottub
Power Exchange? more the club than the literal interpretation
Pregnancy Fetishism? so long as the spawn within doesn't try to grab me
Punishment? nope
The Rack/Medieval Devices? le guilotine? Non!
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? no
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? nunplay reminds me os sex with penguins so probably not
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? toe jam bad
Rimming? only that one time and I was in love
Role Playing? I'm a geek...do the math
Rubber? bounces
Sadism? sometimes
Scent? my most powerful sense
Sensory Deprivation? scares me
Smoking Fetishism? got asthma so no
Spanking/Paddling? not on myself
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? I'll leave that to the pigeons
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? prefer flesh
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? yes/prefer teasing/no
Tickling? most of my tickle spots are erogenous zones
Tongue Fetish? tongues make everything wonderful
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? not so much
Transvestism? nope
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? not entirely opposed
Violence/Physical Injury? blah
Voyeurism? yup
Wrestling/Fighting? can be fun
Zombies/Gore? while MosesWhitney and Co. make for very enticing zombies...I draw the line at boinking the undead