[A long-suffering, annoyed sigh starts out his post.]

Didn't your parents teach you lot to keep your hands to yourselves? Murder is is no way to leave the good ship Misery.

Tut, tut.

21, if you would be so kind, remain in your room. Yes, yes: I'm sure you can take care of yourself. I'd prefer, however, if you simply stayed out of the way and uninvolved. Be a good little underling and avoid culpability.

[Private to Sexby]

If the security team is in need of an extra hand...I'm capable of following orders and unlikely to take hostages anymore.