staggers back into lj

There... there... were monkeys!
Crazy space monkeys!

Ok... the monkeys may have been an exaggeration... my life has just been thrown around like a snow globe recently or more like monkeys playing with a snow globe.

Just now the snow is settling down.

So I may actually get back on here more :)

If not... poke me and make sure I'm still awake


*mwahs to all*

Zane

Yes, the couple who brought us the original slash... back before the internet... when computers were the size of buildings... when people sent letters and "hardcopy zines" were all the rage... when dinosaurs roamed the earth... when the world was sepia coloured......

They be back.

Probably old news but I thought I'd dust of my stetson and assless chaps and amble back into the LJ saloon.

More info about the movie here

Oh, hi!

You're still here? I'm touched *sloppy kisses* :)

Big hugs for all ya all who are still giving my LJ the time of day. I promise to post exactly what has been happening the past few months, with life, my foot, work, family, all the boring stuff lol.

Anywho, I threw together a little ficlet. Those responsible for this one will know who they are. I can't really tell you much about it without giving stuff away. In case you don't get it I'm gonna add a hidden coloured explanation in red quotes at the end. Select it for the lowdown.

Yup, this is a ficlet you're gonna have to read at least twice.

Enjoy



Catch ya all again soon

*mwahs and waves*

Zane

Yep... pretty much goin' to hell. Cause there's more than just the priestly pussy action going on there...

http://www.calendarioromano.org/03.html

Oh, and might I say... the ideal Christmas gift ;)

Yup, hell... or if that's what's going on upstairs... hopefully... heaven

Tee hee... nearly wrote heavin' then

I just had to post this:

Me: IT how can I help you?
Idiot on Phone: The Nums Lock won't work.
Me: You've tried using the number pad?
Idiot: It doesn't work, the light on the keyboard doesn't come on.
Me: And the number pad isn't working?
Idiot: It's not working!
Me: Okay I'll come have a look.

(A minute or two passes as I hobble my way to the idiot, who is sitting at their desk, arms folded refusing to continue work until their problem is solved.)

Idiot in Person: You took your time.
Me: Galiantly refrains from picking up the keyboard and smashing it over their head.

Me: Uses number pad with no difficulty.
Idiot: Agog

Me: You didn't try the number pad did you?
Idiot: Yes... I did... It wasn't working.
Me: Well, it's working now.
Idiot: But the light isn't on.
Me: Shuts the window blinds near idiot.
Idiot: The lights are back on now it's alright.

Me: Shakes head and hobbles away.

That's right folks NASA may have struck... uhhh... poo.

News link

Someone better tell them that poo has already been discovered... a while back actually... and we didn't have to go all the way to Mars to find it.

Just sayin'.

PS: Yeah... uhhh... the link didn't... uh...  link. That's what I get from trying humour from work.

Don't panic, not gonna spoil peeps as to what happens in it.

Just wanted to let everyone know, I saw it and that it makes me miss Heath even more now.

*sighs*

But as part of this experience, I went and saw the movie opening weekend.

Not smart.

When I first went to get my ticket there wasn't a lot of people around and I'm kinda like "sweet, no too much chaos." I went to get some dinner (Saturday night, kinda had to be Subway... never could say no to a meaty foot long).

After dinner, I went back to the cinema to see a rather hefty line had formed then realised that all these people were going to see the movie as well.

*eep*

I checked with one of the ticket collecters ushers (sighs) who said that the massive line was for cinema 9, which had skin-a-max or at least, that's what it sounded like she said. Anyway I was in another cinema. So as they all filed into cinema 9 i was worried that cinema 10 (my cinema) was going to be equally long.

Happily, it wasn't. There was a queue of about 20 or so people and by time the half a freakin' hour of previews and ads were done and the movie had started the cinema was still only about half full

I enjoyed this movie quite a lot. There were like, little lulls were you could catch your breath but then you were off on the rollercoaster of a movie again.

My only gripe with the movie was that it was sometimes difficult to understand some of the characters. Not just Batman either, with the mouth full of gravel he was gargling when he delivered most of his lines, and Gordo was sometimes a little too quiet and others a little too shouty. But still, well worth going to see.

This was my first Heath movie since his passing in January. I haven't been able to watch any of his other stuff since but I think I've finally turned the corner to be able to watch again. Maybe not a full complete movie just yet but I'm getting there.

Act III

Catch it while you can, before it goes *poofies*