Career - Marriage - or Romance with a Dashing Stranger?

13 June 2005 @ 08:39 pm

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Poll #512215 The Poll Of "Discussions I Have Had with Matt That I Now Need To Be Proved Right About"

Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 43

How would you prefer your scrambled eggs?

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Made plain.

18(43.9%)

Made with cheese in them.

20(48.8%)

Made with mayonnaise in them.

0(0.0%)

Other (say in comments).

3(7.3%)

Women, if you shave your legs, why?

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Because I like the way it feels.

26(50.0%)

Because my partner likes it.

10(19.2%)

Because society tells me I should.

11(21.2%)

Other (say in comments).

5(9.6%)

Is marriage for life?

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Yes.

6(14.3%)

Hopefully, but you never know what will happen.

32(76.2%)

No, people change and you can't predict it.

2(4.8%)

Other (say in comments).

2(4.8%)

If somebody says "I'm going to fall out of the bed!", is the correct response:

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Push them out.

14(32.6%)

Pull them back into bed.

29(67.4%)

Is cricket the dullest sport ever?

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YES.

21(51.2%)

Of course not!

6(14.6%)

Well, I wouldn't choose to watch it, but _____ is more boring.

14(34.1%)

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23 May 2005 @ 06:09 pm

hahaha

[18:07] Elynrae> did anyone else here know john prescott is nearly 70?
[18:07] WTDT> is he??
[18:07] Elynrae> i am astounded and amazed to learn this because i thought he was mid-fifties at oldest
[18:07] WTDT> so did i
[18:08] WTDT> *boggle*
[18:08] Elynrae> he is 67
[18:08] Elynrae> 67!!
[18:08] WTDT> pies have anti-aging properties! i knew i was right

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21 May 2005 @ 01:38 pm

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i could be a millionaire if i had the money
i could own a mansion - no, i don't think i'd like that
but i might write a song that makes you laugh, now that would be funny
and you could tell your friends in england you like that
but now i've chosen aeroplanes and boats to come between us
and a line or two on paper wouldn't go amiss
how is worcestershire? is it still the same between us?
do you still use television to send you fast asleep?
can you last another week? does the cistern still leak? or have you found a man to mend it?
oh and by the way, how's your broken heart?
is that mended too?
i miss you - i miss you - i really do.

i've been reading browning, keats and william wordsworth
and they all seem to be saying the same thing to me
well i like the words they use and i like the way they use them
you know 'home thoughts from abroad' is such a beautiful poem
and i know how robert browning must have felt
'cause i'm feeling the same way about you
wondering what you're doing and if you need some help
do i still occupy your mind?
am i being so unkind?
do you find it very low or have you found someone to laugh with?
oh and by the way, are you laughing now?
'cause i'm not.
i miss you - i miss you - i really do.

i really do.