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(no subject) [Jun. 5th, 2008|09:15 am]
elvisolb

 HELP HELP HELP 

What is the name of that movie, with the famous scene of the monkeys surrounding a big metal stonehenge looking thing, and there's symphonic music with drums?????????

Ahhhh... I can see the scene but I have no idea what the movie is called.

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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2008|09:59 am]
elvisolb
[mood |mischievousmischievous]

Tradition!!!!!

Happy Valentines Day. Bah! Humbug!

 

A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every fourteenth of February.

 

What is Valentines Day to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer?  If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Happy Valentines Day' on his lips, should be boiled with his own chocolates, and buried with a long stem rose staked through his heart. 

 

Happy Valentines Day indeed, humbug.

 

BAH HUMBUG!!!

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Mwhahahahaha New Quote to remember [Jan. 29th, 2008|11:19 am]
elvisolb
[mood |deviousdevious]
[music |Cherry Poppin'Daddies]
[Current Location |Work]

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself."

~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

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(no subject) [Jan. 11th, 2008|08:19 am]
elvisolb
[music |Orbital - Bellfast]
[mood |apatheticOi]

 HOLY F*&K!

... that's all I have to say. Don't ask why. It had to be said. 

Morrighan give me strength.
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(no subject) [Jan. 3rd, 2008|05:07 pm]
elvisolb

It's very important to have a job where are constantly learning new things. 

Today we leared:
DON'T INSTALL VIDEO DRIVERS THAT MICROSOFT WINDOWS UPDATES RECOMMENDS 
"GOD MOTHER$&%(&*%#$( "

?~(>

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Happy New Year Everyone!! [Jan. 2nd, 2008|08:38 am]
elvisolb
[Current Location |Work]
[music |None yet??? Where's my Yahoo Radio?]

Another year gone by; where did the time go? Celebrations were nice on Monday night. Didn’t get a whole lot of sleep the night before so I was lucky enough to catch a power nap before dinner. Then the GF and I made a quick appearance at her father’s party. We were easily the youngest people there. Not a whole lot of common ground so we passed the time by reflecting on how bad the Ravens did this year. Pretty much everyone was pleased with the decision to fire the Raven’s coach.
 
Then off to dinner. GF had a grand idea to have dinner with some friends at a Japanese Steakhouse. You know one of those places where everyone sits around a grill and the chef cooks the food in front of you. Always good food and always very entertaining. Food was tasty but we must have had a new guy or he was tired. There was no volcano onion; there was catching the egg in his hat; and not one shrimp was tossed at me to catch in my mouth.
 
Afterwards we thought we would hit a bar near by and count down to midnight. Doh!!! All the places around us were restaurant with bars and they opted to close early so there staff could go out. Time for Plan B! I was actually afraid we wouldn’t get in to any place because they would be packed. So I ask the GF to pick up a bottle of Champaign and we would keep it in the car in a cooler.
 
With 20 minutes till midnight, we dashed to the house and watched the ball drop. All in all it was not a crazy night but fun was had by all.
 
Resolution time! The usual for me… lose weight, save money, learn some new tricks. What about you guys? Any interesting resolutions?
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Post for all my performing friends: Don’t spoil the illusion! [Oct. 2nd, 2007|01:32 pm]
elvisolb
[mood |mellowJust Thinking]

 
Something interesting happened this weekend. On Sunday I didn’t get to take any of my breaks until about 4:15, which is pretty normal. I requested to wear a more comfortable outfit while I walked around the festival. Something that allowed my arms to be less constricted. Luckily an old costume that was made for me had already been pulled and it still looked fancy enough for a courtier. So during this time I walked the village, visited my friends that work at the booths, and talked to the crowds. All the while I was practicing my contact juggling (or sphereplay if you prefer).  
 
“Contact juggling might have been revitalized by Michael Moschen in the 80’s, but when the general public sees someone contact juggling they think of David Bowie in Labyrinth.”
 
THE POINT OF THIS POST.
 
Now admit it… all the jugglers/ performers out there read that statement and immediately wanted to blurt out the little known fact that David Bowie is not the one that is contact juggling in the movie. That it’s actually Michael Moschen doing all the work. I know this because until Sunday I would have done the same thing.
 
Rewind to Sunday. While I was out on the street, a patron made the off handed comment, “So are you the goblin king?” Rather then correct them, I decided to have a bit of fun and pretend I had no idea what they where talking about. I asked them to explain why they though I was this Goblin King person. Surprised that I had never seen the movie, they told me all about who David Bowie was in the film and that he also did contact juggling. I thanked them for the information and said I would have to look into it. They gave me a very nice complement and went on there way. I left that interaction with a very positive feeling.
 
What I learned is that it’s important not to spoil the illusion. People liked the movie and they liked seeing David Bowie with the crystal balls. Why should I be the one to spoil that for them? For what purpose does it serve? If your niece or nephew came to you and said, “The tooth fairy left me a dollar for my tooth.” Would you correct them with the fact that it was really there mother or father that left the dollar? Or when you favorite action hero jumps from one building to the next. Again would you spoil it by saying that it was actually the stunt man?
 
So if anyone compares what I’m doing to something they saw in a movie, I’m just going to say, “Really? I haven’t seen it. Tell me about it.” Or “That’s interesting. I’ll have to look into it.”
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2007|10:02 am]
elvisolb
[music |“Where Do I Begin” - Chemical Brothers]

So as much as I hate my job… this has been a pretty good morning. Got a good seat on the train and took a nice nap during my morning commute. Made it in to work on time. A coworker asked if I wanted to get coffee. For some reason I remembered that if you bring your own travel mug they only charge you for a refill. Well I didn’t have a travel mug, so f*ck it, I grabbed my "Man Of Steel” coffee cup walked to the coffee shop. The cashier thought my coffee mug was so cute she didn’t charge me for the coffee. SWEET! The only thing better then a good cup of coffee is a good cup of Free coffee. It pays to be silly. Then I get back to the office and fill on the yahoo radio. The first song is “Where Do I Begin” by the Chemical Brothers. Gosh this is turning out to be a great day so far.
 
Now if my boss would just call out this day would be perfect.
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2007|05:06 pm]
elvisolb
[mood |surprisedsurprised]

 
Whoa! That was freaky! I had a special ringtone for someone I haven’t talked to in a while. The song that the ringtone is from just played on the radio. I had to look at my phone just in case.
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How do you download tv shows? [Sep. 12th, 2007|02:39 pm]
elvisolb
[mood |highhigh]

 Hey Kids!!! I have a question. I was reading a friends post and they were commenting on how much they don't miss having cable hooked up. It was a very enjoyable post. She and her friends were reflecting on how much more productive they were without it. And how they had a lot more free time to read and spend with love ones/friends.

One of the other things they kept mentioning was if they really wanted to see a show, they could just download it. 

WHERE AND HOW DOES ONE DOWNLOAD A TV SHOW?
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