What d'you mean the elves are watching to see if I've been good? I AM a fuckin' Elf
Gakked from 
duckyone
duckyoneDear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I prevented billytaylor from studying, with HAWT pictures of Deano (1000 points). Last Tuesday I wrote some boysecksing (326 points). In September I drooled over  dean_andrews but then pulled him from the pool of drool and saved him from drowning (10,000 points). In September also I may have ogled Marsh’s tight stonewashed jeans a little obviously (only -2 points as it was his fault). Last Saturday I drank lots and wrote some hot porn with probodie (6 points). Overall, I've been fucking magnificent (1,000,000 points). For Christmas I deserve Ray Carling and Chris Skelton handcuffed together wearing only a pretty ribbon each ! Sincerely, |