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My dad's flying in tomorrow. This is the day I needed to get everything done.

In other news, I stumbled upon some Avengers fic and, while I was predisposed to woobify Loki to begin with (always my favourite Norse God, with Odin a far second for the whole trading his eye thing) now I have no choice.

Yes, I just cried over Avengers fanfiction.

orz

( Also, I need to to laundry and wash dishes and fill up the car with gas and and and...Collapse )

...yeah.

For the first time in my life, I can blame something on an overactive social life.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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There are a bunch of things that have to wait until Monday.

Well, either that or I'm just lazy.

Note to self: Kinkmeme discussion thread about original fic is not a dare.

( Seriously. I basically just petered around the apartment and wrote ficCollapse )

So... cannibals and zombies and body parts used as weapons and warnings. Discuss.

On a more practical note, fanfiction.net is going through a purge of fics that violate its TOS. Now, the stuff I write and post totally violates pretty much every TOS (or at least as many as I can manage without going out of my way) and everything of mine is still up. Maybe Code Geass and Kyou Kara Maou and Hikaru no Go aren't big enough fandoms for them to bother with. Or to have bothered with yet. Nevertheless, I've backed up all my stuff, just in case.

( They even let you plug your laptop in while you get your car serviced, and there's free coffee! Well... kinda freeCollapse )

Note to self: Alcohol may work as a muscle relaxant, to a very mild extent, but that's really no excuse and you're still sore the next morning.

In order to justify daily posting, I'm going to answer the question of the day as well.

If you could wipe one book, movie, or television franchise off the face of the planet (it never existed, nobody will remember it ever existing), what would it be and why?

There are a lot of really great candidates. Twilight, obviously. The Last Airbender movie, again obviously. But I think that the best movie to erase from existence, and the one that would improve the medium of movies as a whole, is Armageddon.

Because then Michael Bay wouldn't have done all the other crap he's done and maybe a good director/producer could have played with Transformers and Ninja Turtles and not destroyed my childhood.

( I did learn that alcohol is less objectionable once you're already drunk. There's that at least.Collapse )

MILD PROGRESS!

Not fandom-related. Sorry, f-list, but... well, it's a long story.

I'm moving. In a week. And I'm WAY behind what I should have done and require a daily on-line reckoning to hold myself accountable.

Huh. That wasn't a long story at all. I'm a goddamn liar.

-¸o

( LJ cut of FAILCollapse )

Title: Skinnerian
Characters: Sherlock, John, ensemble
Rating: Weakest R-rating ever. Should probably be PG
Warnings/Contains: Behaviour modification through negative reinforcement, nekkidness, kissing, medical... things (nothing too obscure, I hope)
Word count: 9500
Notes: B.F. Skinner is the founder of Radical Behaviourism. He's kind of a dick, but his research was actually useful, so that's something.

Whenever I read mystery novels, or watch mystery shows, I'm always surprised and impressed with the way the hero figured out whodunnit. This means that I'm not great at that kind of thinking. That'll, unfortunately, affect how I write the whodunnit parts of this. But that isn't the focus, so... I'm sorry about that in advance.

This should take place after series 1 but before Baskerville (because I can't see John being as reluctant as he is in this after Baskerville) and is AU for a lot of reasons, but mostly Molly.

Also happy Easter! And screw Passover for being so late this year that it'll be almost a full week until Easter chocolate is allowed. By which I mean, happy Passover as well. Next year in Jerusalem! :p

( If Sherlock had an ultimate weakness (and, to John’s mind, there were several to choose from) it would probably be his pride.Collapse )

This is the last one, I swear. :p Concrit = love.

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RULES:

1. Leave a comment to this post, specifically saying that you would like a letter.
2. I will give you a letter.
3. Post the names of five fictional characters whose names begin with that letter, and your thoughts on each. The characters can be from books, movies, or TV shows.

shirogiku gave me the letter "L", probably for the second character on this list.


( Start off with the obvious one?Collapse )

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Title: Office Romance
Characters: Molly and Jim. "Jim".
Rating: PG
Warnings/Contains: LIES. ALL LIES.
Word count: 1000
Notes: Molly's POV, off-screen scene during "The Great Game", lies. Poor Molly.

I never wanted to get into this fandom. I didn't even visit the kinkmeme. Why is this happening to me?

( Well, he's no Sherlock, but at least he's stableCollapse )

As always, britpicking and grammar-picking (argh, present-tense, argh) are more than welcome, as well as all other concrit.

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Title: Miscommunication
Characters: John, Sherlock, mentions of Mycroft, Mrs. Hudson, Irene, and Moriarty
Rating: PG
Warnings/Contains: References to dominatrix things, possible pre-slash
Word count: 1818
Notes: This is almost a fix-it fic. But it doesn't exactly deviate from canon. And when I say 'possible pre-slash', that's exactly what I mean. John and Sherlock are not in a relationship, and possibly never will be. But. Hints. Of stuff. Well, more than hints.

John's a goof is what I'm trying to say.

( First off, Things I noticed in my second viewing of Sherlock:Collapse )

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