Between the Lines

May I CUM in please?

“Almost everybody does it, but almost nobody talks about it”

Google states: International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month

Now who on earth, would actually believe that something like this ever existed in the world? …apparently there is a history to how all this started, refer to google for more information. As I’ve been reading more about this on the internet I am educated more on the concept. While it may be a taboo topic and that’s a reason why people are not found talking about it openly, it is still one of the most pleasurable of acts known to mankind – the next best thing to Sex.

I’ve also come across some interesting terms instead of using the word masturbate/masturbation, which may not always be the best word to use openly with others, but if there’s one thing that we’re good at, it is coining new words or phrases which are subtle enough and yet give the right ideas, a few of which I’ve come across are:

kneading your love muffin
giving yourself a hand
shaking hands with the milkman
dotting the ‘i’
double clicking

So what are you waiting for? Pants down people! you have only another 21 days to go for the month, celebrate the self love that people often talk about and yet do not experience it for themselves.

A whole lot of down time this month, if you know what I mean…

Give yourself a hand — May is International Masturbation Month!