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08 August 2035 @ 05:22 pm
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Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.
27 February 2023 @ 05:30 pm
Title: Rule the Ruler
Giftee: darklittleheart
Gifter: dugindeep
Pairing:J2
Word Count: 3000
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/rough sex, slight D/s, top!Jensen, bottom!Jared, fight violence
Summary: Jared rules his organization, his club, his life. But it’s Jensen who rules him.

Notes: For the prompt: Jared is a ruthless and powerful mob boss/CEO, but in the bedroom he needs to give up control and just let someone to help him let go of all the responsibility.

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Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.
13 August 2022 @ 10:55 pm
Title: Going Out on a Limb
Pairing: J2
Words: 4100
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/no major warnings; see tags
Summary: When Jensen doesn't hear from Jared for a few days, he joins Chad in the rescue mission and can't be-leaf what they find. (I'm sorry in advance for all the cheesy tree puns.)
Notes: Thanks to zubeneschamali for the beta! All remaining mistakes are mine. A lil treat for lj user=ashtraythief> for no reason whatsoever #nocurses. Written for smpc.

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Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.
10 July 2022 @ 11:38 am
Title: On a Dark Desert Highway
Pairing: J2
Words: 5000
Rating/Warnings: R / violence, fighting, OC death (offscreen), hurt Jared and Jensen
Summary: Jared has a simple assignment: break into a hotel suite, recover an envelope, and return it to his employer. But nothing goes as planned, not even when an old friend shows up to help and the night goes from shit to shittier.

Notes: For the fabulous quickreaver's birthday!! (belatedly so). I really wanted to write something for a piece of your art after all the special occasions you’ve arted for us. Your piece The Cleanup, of hitmen in the tub, really stuck with me … add on your tweets about Jared being kidnapped and rescued by a familiar bow-legged man before they find more trouble, and here we are! I love you bunches and am so happy to have you in my life after all this time; you’re a real treasure and I can’t imagine fandom or my life without your talent, wit, charisma, and heart in it.

Huge thanks to kelleigh for the beta and making this story so much better :-*** Any remaining mistakes are my own.

Title gratuitously taken from Eagles' "Hotel California."

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Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.
20 February 2022 @ 12:10 am
Title: Screw This (and Me)
Pairings: J2, Jared/Danneel Harris, Jensen/Matt Cohen, Danneel Harris/Matt Cohen
Rating: NC-17, bottom!Jensen/top!Jared
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Summary:Sometimes you have to tear it down to the studs to build it back up again ... Or how ex-boyfriends Jared and Jensen find themselves seated next to one another when on another date and things don't go very well, until it goes very well.
Notes: Of note on the pairings - This is a first date for the non-J setups, so don't let that distract you from what (spoiler alert) is truly J2 ;)

Written for smpc. Based on a prompt on the 2022 spnbemine: J2 recently broke up and they are both fine with it. Totally. To prove how well they are dealing with the breakup, they go to the same restaurant with their respective new partners on Valentine's Day (intentional or not). Of course they end up realizing how much they love each other still and get back together.

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Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.
11 January 2022 @ 08:33 pm
Title: Cake My Day
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Words: 1400
Rating/Warnings: PG-13/blindfold, restraints, mentions of other sex toys/shenanigans
Summary: Jensen’s in for a few surprises on his birthday, starting with a blindfold and having Jared tie him down to the trunk.
Notes: for my darling friend’s birthday - kelleigh, love you so much! I knocked out this lil thing after having to bail on your birthday beach bonanza. Hope it goes even a little of the way to making the day better! This is a sequel to But I’m Into It, wherein Jensen likes tying Jared down on their antique trunk and having his way with him.

Thanks to zubeneschamali for the beta <3 Art forthcoming from quickreaver!

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Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.
27 November 2021 @ 10:33 pm
Title: In My Life I Love You More
Words: 2600
Pairing/Warnings: Sam/Dean / Post 5.20 Heaven Reunion Fic, so character death?
Summary: Sam has waited forty-some years to see his brother, to hear his voice, and feel his presence beside him. There’s little he wants more at this moment.

Notes:Written for smpc. Title and quotes from The Beatles’ “In My Life.” Thanks to ashtraythief for the beta!

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Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.


Title: Brother, Oh, I Must Tell You
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 9000
Summary: After facing off with werewolves, Dean spirals and Sam tries to make him talk. Which of course just makes things worse. Takes place about 1 month after 11.17 Red Meat - thus mentions of Idaho and the cabin. Written for spn_reversebang.

Notes: Thank you so much to my wonderful artist grazimousy with beautiful art and such an enthusiastic spirit when we plotted out this fic! To spnreversemod for running the challenge. And huge thanks to kelleigh for helping brainstorm and then beta this! And hat-tip to ashtraythief for suggesting I tie this to Red Meat!

Title taken from Kaleo’s I Walk on Water.

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Fic Link: AO3
 
 
 
Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.
Title: Falling Through
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Words: 5000
Summary: Jensen is the escort serving Business!Man!Jared, with no happy ending in sight.
Notes: Two years and one month later … here’s the next installment of Domestic Dreams! Finally! This follows Don’t Wanna Fake It. Title from James Bay’s Bad.

Written for smpc. Big thanks to zubeneschamali for the beta!
 
 
Who'da thought, baby? We're civilians.
02 July 2021 @ 08:29 pm


Title: Ahead of the Threat
Words: ~48,000
Summary: FBI Special Agents Jensen and Jared have been partnered for almost two years now and Jensen’s been falling in love with Jared for about as long. Finding the criminal doesn’t happen overnight, and neither does their story. Told through four cases, this fic follows an episodic/procedural format as Jensen and Jared’s relationship grows, they catch a lot of bad guys (and girls), and they save each other’s lives. Featuring art by quickreaver
Ratings/Warnings: NC-17/what one would expect from any procedural crime show – violence and side character death; descriptions of dead bodies, fight scenes, and crime scenes; discussions of (but no scenes/descriptions of) sexual assault, murder, racism/white supremacy.

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Notes: Written for spn_j2_bigbang. This story was sparked when I got into watching the CBS show FBI earlier this year and instantly cheered for Maggie and OA as totally excellent partners :D Then I had a few ideas and this started taking shape. Thank you so so so sosososso much to ashtraythief, zubeneschamali, and saltyoppossum for all your help and support for sprinting and the roundtable alpha reads!

My greatest appreciation is to kelleigh who betaed the hell out of this thing, pointed out my missteps, and helped me make it so much better than it already was. I know she put a hell of a lot of time into this over the last three weeks as I kept working on it and finally bringing Part 4 together.

THEN The fabulous quickreaver claimed me - so lucky this year working with a great friend and talented artist. Thanks for being my partner in crime and working with me again! Please go give her love for her pieces!

AND FINALLY - thank you wendy for running this challenge year after year after year ... it's stressful as hell but I don't know what I'd do if we didn't have Big Bang season to keep us on our toes ;-)