Bollywood will remake Fight Club

Gentlemen...welcome to crappy remake club. The first rule of crappy remake club is, you talk about crappy remake club. The second rule of crappy remake club is, you TALK ABOUT CRAPPY REMAKE CLUB! The third rule of crappy remake club is someone yells "Don't!", backs out, or goes bankrupt, the remake still gets made. Fourth rule, as many remakes as possible per year. Fifth rule, one remake at a time, fellas. Sixth rule - no shit, no show. Seventh rule, remakes will happen wherever they can. And the eighth and final rule...if this is your first night at crappy remake club...you have to remake a movie.

» Posted by Brent at February 4, 2006 06:36 PM