Make-out movie: Why didn't I think of it before? It's obvious!

Muggings on the Boardwalk!
Shootings on buses!
Shootings in the workplace!
Human Excrement that walks and talks!
A score that features New Edition!
And a closeup of the non-existent genitalia of Alan Rickman!

Why if you can't get laid watching Dogma, you just can't get laid...