dr_zrfq wrote in drwrong

New for this Halloween marketing season...

...Hershey's has come out with Candy Corn Flavor Kisses.

Yes, that is not a typo, your eyes are not deceiving you, and I am not making this up. The concept is several variations of wrong, wrapped up with a paper streamer in flimsy foil. cadhla has this to say about them:

"[They] are striped, just like real candy corn, with a yellow base, an orange middle, and a white tip. They smell something like candy corn, something like white chocolate, and something like pure, over-sweetened death compressed into a small, teardrop-esque form."

Context eats these kinds of things so we don't have to. Quoted with permission but it's not a locked post. (cadhla did the icon too!)