Top.Mail.Ru
? ?
Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Four years? I'll do it in three.
 
24th-May-2020 07:52 pm - IC Contact
So a rabbi & a Klingon walk into a bar..





"Kirk here."



"Kirk out."




(((OOC: This is an ic contact post.
Maybe I'll eventually put up a concrit,
but right now I have no intentions of it.
I'm really quite nice and open to constructive
criticism: if you have something to say, PM me,
or IM me at FallenSun13!)))
2nd-Jun-2018 03:30 pm - OOC: Verses
Warp speed lulz
DDD-verse - Jim's stumbled upon the dramadramaduck community via the ships computers. Crack ensues.

TSW-verse - In thespiderswalk, Jim is a mechanic in 1935, with no idea that he's lived a life outside of the one he has during the Depression. Times are hard, wallets are tight, and he blows what money he can getting drunk. Because even if being a mechanic in New york City in 1935 is better than being in Iowa, he's still a mechanic in 1935. He wants his stars.

Jennyverse - for sixwordstories, with idkmybffjim and a_friendofmine. Loosely based on The Killers Murder Trilogy songs (thus the name). Instead of stopping Nero from destroying Earth, parts of California - the Academy, Starfleet HQ - were destroyed. Jim, aboard the Narada, was thought dead; instead, through some crazy yet to be explained transporter hijinks, he was sent into the Mirror verse, where he was forced to pretend to be mirror!Kirk for, oh, seven years. While there, he fell in honest to God love (WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT) with a lieutenant named Jenny, because hey she wasn't all that bad for the mirror verse. Except for the part where mirror!Bones gets jealous and manipulates her into trying to kill Jim. In a kill or be killed world, Jim's forced to kill her. Eventually, he gets back to the real world to find Starfleet still mostly in shambles, Spock's captain of the Enterprise,, and Bones is nowhere to be found. Though Command wants him kept at the new base, Jim Kirk pulls a Jim Kirk and goes to search out his non homicidal biffle, eventually finding him in a backwater Mississippi town. Will probably take place during Jim's time in mirror!verse and when he gets back.

5YH-verse - In afiveyearhome. Jim and Bones work out a relationship in secret, Jim has epic commitment issues, and Joanna's become a permanent fixture on the Enterprise. Just a day in the life on the Achilles Shield.
9th-Jul-2017 04:55 pm - OOC: Prompt Table
Chekov has nothing on this pout
...This is epic and I love it. Stolen from willrevile. No idea how much will actually be done, Christ.

Rains made mirrors of the Earth, the Sun was just yellow energyCollapse )
21st-Jun-2009 04:30 am - [Accidental Video]
I think better while bleeding
[Here's Jim, at his desk, with a bottle of bourbon whiskey and enough alcohol dampeners that he may or may not have taken from sickbay. Who really knows. Jim sure as hell doesn't remember at this point. There's music playing in the background, and Jim is singing off key with it. He's gotten through some of his bottle, and it's starting to show.]

I see a red door and I want it painted blaaaaack.
No collooors annny--

[He trails off mumbling. Definitely forgot the words, atta boy Kirk. He gropes to the right of the screen and the sound turns down a little. Grabbing the bottle he lifts it and takes a drink, leaning back in his chair and kicking up his feet.]

C'puter, begin letter procccess. T'Sam. [The computer chirps it's ready signal.]

Hey Sam. Hope 's'goin' well with you. How're the kids? They better make you breakfast and. Shit like. Yeah. Say hi for me, huh? Aur'lan too. Hey, you talk to Mom lately? Say hi t'her too if you do.

[He goes silent for a while, taking another drink. And seems to forget he's recording a letter because he turns up the music again.]

I see my red door and it has been painted black
Maybe then I'll--

[Trails off again, lifting his bottle in a salute to his right, empty air.]

Happy father's day.
15th-Jun-2009 04:06 am - [Voice]
Didn't come all this way to be stranded, DELTA VEGA GOD DAMN IT
Personal log, Stardate 2258.63

I haven't gotten a letter from Sam in a while. His and Aurelan's anniversary was a few days ago. Peter should be about...what, three? I haven't seen him since he was born. Some uncle I am. How am I supposed to spoil the kids rotten from out here? ...Sam's probably glad I'm not nearby. Besides, I've bothered him enough. Practically raising me must have been good practice for having a family.

Not like Frank did a damn thing.

[A pause]

He gave me my first black eye. He was going to sell my dad's car. Like hell I was letting him take that money to a bar or...whatever the hell he does in his free time. Wonder if Sam ever told Mom. He always said he would when we were kids, but...then he ran away and I followed. I never said anything to her.

At least he never hit Mom. Don't think Sam would've put up with that. I'd have knocked him on his ass the first chance I had.

...What the hell, I haven't talked about it likes this since I was fifteen.

[He clears his throat]

Anyway...Speaking of families. Wonder how long since Bones heard from his kid. That ex of his - Christ. She needs a hobby besides hating him, before she fucks that girl up. A kid needs his dad. [A beat] Her dad, she needs her dad. Wish I had enough influence to do something about that. Enterprise is no place for a kid to live, but a visit, at least. Shore leave, something. With Scotty's - Spock's? - discovery, there's no reason she can't beam across a few planets for some time with her dad. If her mom would ever agree...

He's not the only one, either. I mean, Spock...I dont' even know where to. Huh. Is this whole crew fucked to hell, or is it just us?

That's bleak. The hell's got me in this mood?
5th-Jun-2009 12:59 am - OOC: Jurassic Park Event!
Why yes I AM captain.
I'm the master of leaving everything to the last minute, so for real quick set ups and such, we have Bones, Chekov, HAL9000, Jim and Spock in the group. Do we want a posting order? Who wants to start? I'm going to be pretty MIA tomorrow, it's my mom's birthday, but whatever works for everyone else is good by me. <33
This page was loaded Jun 17th 2026, 12:01 am GMT.