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bacon - psychoticspy
  • December 22nd, 2024, 11:01 pm

what's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?

stab, stab, stabbity stab!
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why choose
  • December 21st, 2024, 11:20 pm

and every mother's child is gonna spy

to see if reindeer really know how to fly
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xmas b w gift - misbegotten
  • December 20th, 2024, 11:24 pm

who cares what games we choose

little to win, but nothing to lose
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xmas dick in a box  - babygotbass
  • December 19th, 2024, 11:15 pm

tiny tots with their eyes all aglow

will find it hard to sleep tonight
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pizza
  • December 18th, 2024, 11:20 pm

always forgive your enemies

nothing annoys them so much
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xmas bootskate - cranberry ink
  • December 17th, 2024, 11:24 pm

come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

(Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
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night tree - destina
  • December 16th, 2024, 11:16 pm

I speak for the trees

for the trees have no tongues
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xmas holiday glimmer
  • December 15th, 2024, 11:16 pm

please have snow and mistletoe

and presents on the tree
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green candle
  • December 14th, 2024, 11:38 pm

your heart is full of unwashed socks

your soul is full of gunk
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fan - semyaza
  • December 13th, 2024, 10:34 pm

behold the field in which my fucks were grown

and see that it is barren
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xmas define naughty
  • December 12th, 2024, 11:11 pm

in the meadow we can build a snowman

and pretend that he's a circus clown
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xmas snowman - misbegotten
  • December 11th, 2024, 11:21 pm

please give me some good advice in your next letter

I promise not to follow it
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x-stitch heart - misbegotten
  • December 10th, 2024, 10:50 pm

watch him become a god

watch people's heads a'roll
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yum cat - misbegotten
  • December 9th, 2024, 11:23 pm

rich people have brand labels on their clothes

happy people have cat hair on their clothes
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Olivier close up 3-3
  • December 8th, 2024, 11:20 pm

the sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous

luckily, that's never been much of a concern when folks meet me
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xmas holiday glimmer
  • December 7th, 2024, 11:16 pm

all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others

Cat is clearly the most equal of all
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xmas dick in a box  - babygotbass
  • December 6th, 2024, 11:19 pm

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated

but who has that many degrees just lying around?
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rocket - destina
  • December 5th, 2024, 10:44 pm

there is no escape, and that's for sure

this is the end, we won't take any more
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xmas mistletoe
  • December 4th, 2024, 11:36 pm

where facts are few, experts are many

I'm apparently expert in a great many fields. who knew?
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pizza
  • December 3rd, 2024, 11:01 pm

food is an important part of a balanced diet

frankly, that's always been my favourite part
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tug
  • December 2nd, 2024, 11:20 pm

to err is human; to forgive, infrequent

ain't that the truth
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xmas snoopysnow
  • December 1st, 2024, 11:31 pm

I can hear the hound dogs on my trail

all hell breaks loose, alarm and sirens wail
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facepalm - copperbadge
  • November 30th, 2024, 10:49 pm

don't give up until you drink from the silver cup

you never know until you try
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snowflake - lanning
  • November 29th, 2024, 11:19 pm

it was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Wusta Rhymes

commence groaning NOW!
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starry night cat
  • November 28th, 2024, 10:47 pm

do you have the maturity of a teaspoon?

that of a soup spoon would be better!
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  • what's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people? — 1
  • and every mother's child is gonna spy — 0
  • who cares what games we choose — 0
  • tiny tots with their eyes all aglow — 0
  • always forgive your enemies — 0
  • come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you — 0
  • I speak for the trees — 0
  • please have snow and mistletoe — 0
  • your heart is full of unwashed socks — 0
  • behold the field in which my fucks were grown — 0
  • in the meadow we can build a snowman — 0
  • please give me some good advice in your next letter — 0
  • watch him become a god — 0
  • rich people have brand labels on their clothes — 0
  • the sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous — 0
  • all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others — 0
  • Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated — 0
  • there is no escape, and that's for sure — 0
  • where facts are few, experts are many — 0
  • food is an important part of a balanced diet — 0
  • to err is human; to forgive, infrequent — 0
  • I can hear the hound dogs on my trail — 0
  • don't give up until you drink from the silver cup — 0
  • it was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Wusta Rhymes — 0
  • do you have the maturity of a teaspoon? — 0

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    rock_dinosaur
    9 Dec 2025, 19:42
    what's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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    anais_pf
    23 Jul 2024, 08:13
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    I read your posts on DW, but this was a good summary and reminder of everything you've been through in the past weeks, some of which I had forgotten already!
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    dine
    23 Jul 2024, 03:37
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    thank you! I cannot say it was anything approaching fun. guess at least one person is reading here, so I'll try to resume posting at least a link to my entries in DW
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