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Mar. 3rd, 2016 | 09:30 am


Dead!

You heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think I never liked you anyway
You're dead
Free from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
Be exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if
We were dead

Hey. This journal is friends only, which means you need to add me and I need to add you in order for you to read my journals. Cha.


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Oct. 23rd, 2006 | 10:50 pm

New account.
onlyinvowels

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Stalkeddddd

Sep. 25th, 2006 | 05:04 pm
Music ♪: Cobra STarship - The Church of Hot Addiction
{Mood}: discontentdiscontent






Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero


Stalking is illegal. Diamondcollar confronts punkishlyinlove.



punkishlyinlove is stalking Diamondcollar
punkishlyinlove’s REAL name : Neville Blighe
punkishlyinlove’s REAL DOB : 09th August 1972
Height :158 cm Weight : 74.9 kg
punkishlyinlove has dreamt about you : 3 times
punkishlyinlove became interested in you : 16th April 2005
punkishlyinlove’s latest dream about you
punkishlyinlove wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how punkishlyinlove describes your relationship behind your back
‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. Diamondcollar told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’
punkishlyinlove’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
punkishlyinlove has a number of Diamondcollar’s old school books littered around their bedroom.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
punkishlyinlove is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.


The Police
No. calls to the police : 2 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
punkishlyinlove’s Police File
Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est?


Testimonies about punkishlyinlove
xrainsongx - Balding slut
‘punkishlyinlove was a depressing bore and I’m fucking glad they’ve been outted as a twat. Means I won’t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.’
diamondcollar - Flaccid Pornstar
‘Fucks sake! punkishlyinlove’s been stitched up, that Diamondcollar has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’
drunkcupcakes - O’Vomit-a-lot
‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and punkishlyinlove and Diamondcollar would definitely top that list.’


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Jul. 28th, 2006 | 11:59 pm
{Mood}: melancholyLook at the sad lemon :[
Music ♪: Here In Your Arms [Hellogoodbye]

Anyone mind suggesting me some good romance novels? I'm going to the library sometime this week and I'm in the mood for something horribly romantic. Seriously. Or just suggest me a random book that you think is totally awesome.

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May. 21st, 2006 | 10:45 am

1. Open your music player.
2. Go to "all music."
3. Hit shuffle.
4. Find photos of the first 10 artists/bands that come up.
5. Have people guess who the artists/bands are
Read more...Collapse )

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Why was six afraid of seven?

May. 10th, 2006 | 08:52 am
Music ♪: Lemon Demon - "White Bread Boyfriend"

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.

I WANNA BE YOUR WHITE BREAD BOYFRIEND!
I WANNA BE YOUR MYSTERY MAN!
I WANNA BE YOUR TYPICAL TOY!
BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Stayed home because every single joint in my body is stiff and sore. Even my finger joints. Which is really screwed up. I mean, why are my fingers sore? Jesus Christ. This calls for a Mikeyface:

:|

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May. 7th, 2006 | 09:49 pm
?Where?: Outside your window with my radio

I love topicless. It's such a great community. Just thought the world should know that.

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May. 6th, 2006 | 07:31 pm
{Mood}: angryFUCKING POTATO
Music ♪: TBS-"New American Classic"

IT'S TAKING ME FOREVER TO EAT THIS FRIKKIN POTATO >:(

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Apr. 24th, 2006 | 05:39 pm
{Mood}: chipperchipper
Music ♪: Tiger Army - "Ghostfire"

If you could be someone of the opposite sex, who would it be?

For me?

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Apr. 19th, 2006 | 04:33 pm
Music ♪: Imogen Heap - Headlock
{Mood}: chipperchipper

Found this on someone's journal... and I've done it a thousand times... but whatever

[ one ] grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. write down what it says: One evening we asked him if he'd like to see some moviestaken of him when he was a child.

[ two ] stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you touch first?: grape soda can

[ three ] what is the last thing you watched on TV?: CSI

[ four ] without looking at the clock, guess what time it is: 4:30?

[ five ] now look at the clock. what is the actual time?: 4:36

[ six ] with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: 'Papercut' by Gym Class Heroes? ;D

[ seven ] when did you last step outside? what were you doing?: around 4:00, to come inside from the truck

[ eight ] before you came to this website, what did you look at?: MySpace probably

[ nine ] what are you wearing?: Jeans, Misfits shoes, Ear X-Tacy shirt

[ ten ] did you dream last night? what about?: Probably, no clue

[ eleven ] when did you last laugh?: Today I think

[ twelve ] what is on the walls of the room you are in?: Orange paint, and an InuYasha, Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance posters

[ thirteen ] seen anything weird lately?: This comic where Winnie the Pooh was cut open, and found to have been stuffed with fluff and blood. And he was all like "Piglet, end my misery D:"

[ fourteen ] what was the last film you saw?: No clue

[ fifteen ] if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: A bunch of CDs

[ sixteen ] tell me something about you that I don't know: Everytime I see someone in a FOB shirt at my school, I wanna run up to them and say: "OH YEAH!?!?! WELL DID YOU PARTAKE IN P33NGATE '06?!?!?"

[ seventeen ] if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: I dunno

[ eighteen ] do you like to dance?: Every now and then. I wanna know how to hardcore dance xD

[ nineteen ] george bush: Dubuhyah

[ twenty ] imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Frances

[ twenty-one ] imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Ozzgood

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