Absolutely none of the art is mine, only the icons. Credit this journal or memorizethefire if you're crazy enough to take some xD

1, 6 and 8 are my favorites right now :3

I named my brain Brian after misspelling brain too many times. Now I just tried to type Brian into my phone and came out with brain.

I had a dream where I lost a bull fight because I was wearing too much red. My dream self did not take into consideration that I would never wear a red shirt with my now red hair. Though I could be remembering wrong. Maybe I was wearing red pants... But that's beside the point! It would clash! But now we have to take into consideration: do I care? Did my dream-self care?

Well, the answer to that is: yes. It would have meant my imminent death if it had not been a dream, and if I had not got out of the way of that damned charging bull! Throwing my red cloth to the side distracted it enough for me to be able to run away!

And this brings to light the question: why was I dreaming about this?

I don't even fucking know. It was a cool dream though.

EDIT: HOW FUCK WE'RE WATCHING A VIDEO ABOUT BULL FIGHTING IN SOCIOLOGY D: Crazy.

It's bad. The class I like the most is the one I want to go to the least! Intro to Performance and it's at 9:30 am three days a week! It's like torture. But it's not as bad as Thursday is going to be. 8 o'clock and I start work. FML. I should get paid overtime for waking up before 8. At least it's only one day a week. The other one is on Tuesday at 10, so that's better.

But right. Theatre. 9 fucking 30 am. And we have to do yoga. I didn't sign up for yoga. All the blood rushed to my head when we were doing it and I felt like I was about to pass out. And of course I wasn't flexible! I'd woken up 30 minutes before the class! I could barely walk up the hill! fucking hills. /rants on

Everything is working against me. I think that this is the world telling me to get off my lazy ass and go out of my room. The only problem is that then I have to walk down the hill, find something I want to eat, find someone I want to eat with, eat, then walk back up the hill and struggle yet again for something to do.

I'm trying to read my last bit of homework, but... It's pretty boring. I don't really care about Benjamin Franklin's 13 virtues. I can't help but think he was trying to be ironic.

It also says something that the most interesting part of it is that he spelled extremes: "extreams" and cloths: "cloaths". I live a sorry life.

But I did just find out that I get credit for being in the play! It's the same amount of credit as a class!!! Fuck yes 8D

I can't wait to find out which scenes I'm in! And who the other people in the cast are!

Right. Reading. That. Wish I didn't have to do it, but I do.

Pointless post was pointless.

Quotes from the Sex Signals seminar:

"Drunk Sex is Rape"

"He who hesitates, masturbates"

"I know about things that are big!"

"Give it to me! The haiku, I mean"

"Did she squat in the cucumber patch?"

"We are virgins. Every time."

"Love-seat. I mean, uh ,doing-it-seat"

"I will be a virgin! Why are you laughing!?"

"If you were a laser, I'd set you on stunning"

"He was in my comfort zone. And my uncomfort zone."

"You are not in my face, more like in my nipples."

"Do you want to study anatomy? Let me open the book~"

"It's just a fantasy. In HD"

"We are on a titty train to slutsville!"

"Take my body and use it as your personal playground!"

"Your opening line is: I really didn't rape that girl"

"Sex during breakfast; GO COLLEGE!"

"Back up asshole! Call me~"

"There's only so much you can do with a condom. Like balloon animals."

"Block that Cock!"

"Would you like to engage in sexual intercourse?"

Um. I don't really know why, but I got plurk. It seemed like a good idea until I realized that I know no one on there! JOIN ME PEONS! You know you wanna :D

Also, I'm starting college tomorrow. Let's see how that goes.

Yes. I am in Canada. Have been so for four days. It rules.

But on another note: HAPPY AKUROKU DAY!!!! Here's my contribution: a fun fic of smut and lols.

And...um...well... I have about a million things I want to say in a post, but I just...can't concentrate much right now.

Oh. And now. I own green chucks. That I bought in Canada. But they;re not real chucks. Because...why waste the money?

Oh! And the concierge at my hotel in Vancouver was this adorable gay man. Named Albert. and... I actually read a novel for the first time in months. Granted it was called Alternatives to Sex and had a main character that was like if you combined Axel with Zexion, but still! I read it! And finished it!

And TWEWY is awesome. That is all. For now.

SPARKLES!

Because the world needs more sparkles.

Tonight is my first and only performance as a white woman playing a Latino man who dresses as an everything woman. I hope to do her justice!

That is all.