I grew up in Southern California. There’s no doubt the state is an economic powerhouse in its own right with industries ranging from agriculture to film and computers to transportation. I’ve heard it suggested more than once that if California left the United States, it would still be one of the richest countries in the world. In the recent novella, Automatic Noodle, Annalee Newitz has imaged a world where California recently fought a bitter war of independence from the United States and is now trying to settle into normalcy. Set roughly 40 years in the future, Newitz’s point-of-view characters are a group of sentient, AI-powered robots finding their way in a world that hasn’t quite decided whether or not to grant them the same rights as humans.
The novella opens when our team of four robots wakes up almost six months after they were unceremoniously deactivated. They’d been working at a San Francisco fast food joint. Sometime near the end of the war between California and the United States, the owners had vanished. As the robots awaken, they discover the restaurant partially flooded and there’s no power. They also realize that since the owners have fled, they are at risk for being claimed as scrap. At best they may be reprogrammed. At worst, they could find themselves used for spare parts. To avoid their fate, they have to find a way to get power and make money fast.
Power is easily solved. The robots quickly appropriate a water-powered generator from a nearby hardware store and set it up down in the sewars below the shop. Money is a trickier problem. What’s a robot got to do to earn a few bucks? As their backstories are revealed, we learn that they’d come together in food service and discovered they actually enjoyed their work. They also realized that their owners did not take pride in making good food, they just made the cheapest food that would sell. So, the robots set out to make food that they both want to make and that humans will pay good money to enjoy and keep coming back for more. When the lead cook, Hands, comes across a box of ramen noodles, he feels challenged to make something better. A online search leads him to Chinese biang biang noodles and after a visit across town, he’s decided that with practice he can make his own.
They clean up the old shop, find the intelligent, autonomous lease contract on the web and assume payments. They open their doors and advertise on the web and soon find customers and good reviews. It looks like the robots may have found a way to a safe, autonomous life until first one really terrible review comes in and then a whole lot more follow. It starts to look like the bad reviewer is someone who has it out for robots making food for humans, but the challenge is getting proof and attempting to thrive despite that.
At its heart, Automatic Noodle is a fun, cozy science fiction novel about a group of robots who just want to find their place in the world and they do that by creating the best noodle shop they can. However, there’s a lot of subtext about the rights of individuals to make the best lives they can for themselves and find their most true identities. Newitz also presents interesting and considered opinions on technical and artistic possibilities. As an author, there’s no doubt Annalee Newitz knows the importance of online reviews and the horror of online bullies who seem to have nothing better to do than drag you down. I spend enough time in the world of contracts and agreements that I was intrigued by the idea of AI contracts that essentially exist as “living” agreements and can interpret themselves and make sure requested amendments have enforceable language. That would certainly be a lot easier than drafting contracts by hand!
Will autonomous AI robots appear in only 40 years? I’m not sure, but if they do, I hope at least a few decide to open a really good noodle shop.










