Back in the States to prepare for a comeback World Tour, Michael Jackson is said to have collapsed suddenly and was rushed to a hospital where he was pronounced dead upon arrival.
If I find out that he died from suicide, drugs, or in the performance of some lewd act, I will burn all my Jackson CDs! Then when I find that I can't burn them, I will give them away on ebay... CHEAP!
If I find out that he died from suicide, drugs, or in the performance of some lewd act, I will burn all my Jackson CDs! Then when I find that I can't burn them, I will give them away on ebay... CHEAP!
“Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!”
Has anyone else noticed glitches on the site today? My userlookup was replaced with the default for a while before reverting to the custome one I had up there.
You have awoken the great Turmaculus...
and he has given you a Axe Shrub!!!
and he has given you a Axe Shrub!!!
The Picard Song
I can't download this file so I have to go direct to the site.
Would hurt if the owner ever takes it down.
I can't download this file so I have to go direct to the site.
Would hurt if the owner ever takes it down.
I found what is perhaps the best DVD player in the universe.
Help me technology. You're my only hope.
Do tell me what you think?
Help me technology. You're my only hope.
Do tell me what you think?
What does winter mean to you?
Winter is white, winter is cold!
Would someone please make a law to ban winter?!
DUI - NORTH DAKOTA STYLE
Only a person in North Dakota could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Minot , North Dakota after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and d rove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off–it was a fine, dry summer night–, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.
This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Redneck. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
Only a person in North Dakota could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Minot , North Dakota after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and d rove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off–it was a fine, dry summer night–, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.
This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Redneck. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
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