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Dear Yulepersonage!
Thank you so much for doing this, you've won my admiration and heart already, my spleen and liver will follow in a shortly.

I love good dialogue, character moments and little insights. If you feel a dramatic, serious story bubbling in your brain, please go ahead!
The fic can be as filthy as your pervy mind can make it, or as sweet and innocent as a little kitten.

Optional details are of course, optional, so I'll just throw in a few ideas. Hell, any AU set in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE would be fun to read.

I don't have many real dislikes or squicks. Character death or violence can find their way into the fic if you feel it fits.

I hope you have a wonderful and productive writing period, and find an enjoyable gift waiting on Yuletide Day.

You can find me at AO3 as Tish

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Dear Yulepersonage!
Thank you so much for doing this, you've won my admiration and heart already, my spleen and liver will follow in a shortly.
I love good dialogue, character moments and little insights.
If you feel a dramatic, serious story bubbling in your brain, please go ahead!
The fic can be as filthy as your pervy mind can make it, or as sweet and innocent as a little kitten.



Fandom 1: Strangers With Candy
Characters: Chuck Noblet, Geoffrey Jellineck.
Comments: Anything ridiculous, slashy and silly would be welcomed with open arms (and legs). Appearances by Jerri, Principal Blackman and any of the kids would be a bonus. Cherry on the top would be a Puffybush moment. Feel free to disregard all this if your muse takes you down a different path.

USians should be able to watch the series online at Hulu.
For overseas people, it's also available on dvd and at varrrrrrrr-ious piratey places.


Fandom 2: @MayorEmanuel
Characters: Rahm Emanuel, David Axelrod, Quaxelrod, Carl the Intern
Comments: You win at life for choosing this. The inclusion of snow escapades, creative swearing and great big brass balls would be fucktastic.

You can find the complete works here in a PDF file.


Fandom 3: Blake's 7
Characters: Avon, Servalan
Comments: Anything that brings out the magnificent relationship between these two would be awesome. Feel free to include any of the characters in any series.

Blakes 7 is available on dvd and at piratey places.

Here's my prompts.

Fandom/s 1: Fake News - the Daily Show
Prompt 1: I'd especially be delighted in anything featuring Aasif, Wyatt or Larry, if you can give them a chance to shine.

Fandom/s 2: Real News/ Fake News
Prompt 2: Rachel Maddow gets "Stephen" to appear on her show. He thinks she's in love with him.

Fandom/s 3: The West Wing FPF/American Political RPF
Prompt 3: Josh Lyman and Rahm Emanuel clash sexily. CJ Cregg and/or Donna Moss being awesome would be a special bonus if you like.

Fandom/s 4:American Political RPF
Prompt 4: Rahm Emanuel being a BAMF.


First of all, thank you so much for writing me a fic for Third Monday, it's a joy to read something that someone has written especially for you.
I love moments from life, delicious dialogue and interaction between characters.
Tone can range from ridiculously silly to serious minded. In fact, my gift from last year's Third Monday was a beautiful sombre-minded story (READ IT!), so don't be afraid to go there if you feel the piece needs it.
Rating can be anywhere from sweet and innocent to filthy, dirty pr0n. Actually, the presence of Rahm Emanuel in my prompts almost demands pr0n.

I know that this is a gift and want you to put your own heart, soul and spleen into it to make a delicious zombie fiction stew.

Thank you and may you get a fantastic story in return!

Gawd, it's upon us again!
My dearest Yuletider,
you are a champion for taking on this task, and I thank you so much. <3
What do I want in a fic? I like tension, comedy and drama. I like little character moments and smart dialogue.
I don't mind how explicit or innocent the situation into which you plunge our characters. You may find that an initially humorous story becomes very serious. If you feel it works, I'll be appreciative of anything you write.

Edit: thought I'd better add some more details, don't want to dump my poor Yuletide writer into a totally blank writer's wonderland!
My requests!

Fandom:The Bill
Character(s):Cass Rickman
Cass Rickman was feisty and funny. I loved how she interacted with the other characters, especially Nick Klein, Smiffy and even Sam Harker.
There was a moment at the end of the Leroy Jones saga, where Don Beech could easily have drawn her into his dodgy world. That relationship would have been interesting to explore. In fact, any unlikely pairing would be intriguing to read.

Fandom:Colbert Report RPF
Character(s):Stephen Colbert, Tad the Building Manager
What can one say? Despite not seeing Tad for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages, there's something about their relationship that still tickles me. Where's he been for all this while?

Fandom:Fake News RPF
Character(s):Aasif Mandvi, John Oliver
At the moment, Aasif and John are at the top of my list of favourite Daily Show correspondents. Anything at all that involves them would make me purr.

Fandom:Doug Anthony All Stars RPF
Character(s):Tim Ferguson, Richard Fidler, Paul McDermott
I've been a fan since the Dougs exploded onto the Big Gig in 1989. It was like watching angels who had been corrupted and plummeted from heaven onto a pokey little stage in a pokey little studio in Elsternwick.
There's something about the utterly fearless, no holds barred self-slashiness of the boys that really made you sit up and take notice.

Happy New Year, beloved scumbags.

Here's my Yuletide author reveal post.
I received, Good Year In Fucknutsville, an Obama-verse story which was written by the splendid bofoddity.
Once again, thank you, so much. It was a gorgeously sexy, intimate piece that made me smile reading it.

My fic was 2012: A Colbocalypse, (the Colbert Report) for Dejana Talis.
I think 19 people offered to write for TCR, and only 1 requested it, so I was the lucky one! I had a lot of fun writing it, and I hope you do, too.

Roland S. Howard, you'll be missed.

Can it be 2010 now?

Yuletide's been unleashed, and we promptly killed AO3's servers ded for a while. Still very flaky service, and the wonderful fic I received is sitting open on a tab, looking a bit nekkid without the style sheet loaded. I won't close the tab for fear of losing the fic.
Anyway, it's called Good Year in Fucknutsville - a title which I declare to be fukken awesome. Almost as awesome as the fic itself.
It's beautiful, it's sassy, it's delicious. Thank you, dear writer, I cherish it! ♥


I managed to get Bill Bailey, Shaun Micallef, Tom Waits and Johnny Depp fro Christmas, albeit in dvd/cd format. Oh, and a robotic spider with which I can use to drive the cat loopy *insert diabolical laughter*

* yuletide fic safely posted to the fancy-arse new archive, anonymous status intact (I hope!) ;)
There's a few requests I peeked at which piqued my interest, so I might manage a few treats for the New Year.

* Also, Third Monday assignments are due out in a day or so. Moar fic, yay! \0/

* Brooke's so much better now! She has a hearty appetite and has been tucking into her food very happily. She's been outside to explore the jungle and had a bit of solar recharging on the paving area. She's one happy cat, though I expect she misses her old owner.





* Obligatory Stephen Colbert is fucking awesome moment. The Colbert Nation has picked up the sponsorship for the US speed skating team, to the tune of $300,00 (and the tune of TCR, Baby Mumbles by Cheap Trick).

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DAMN, WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT HAWT SHIKSA, bergeronprocess IS 21 TODAY? FUCK YEAH!

HAPPY BIRFDAY!

Hope you have a fukken awesome day, bb!

As per the xkcd graph on kittehs, I has a kitteh and my brain has turned to mush.

This is Brooke. She's 10 year old Burmilla, from the local animal shelter. Her previous owner died, apparently.


She's still getting used to our place, had a good wander round, and continually circumnavigated my bed as I was trying to sleep. She hasn't eaten yet, turning her nose up at dry and two varieties of soft food, as well as cooked chicken and steak. Hopefully, it's just a case of settling down and not because she's being a right Madam.

Looks like she's ready to fall asleep now. :)