Could've Asked

Because apparently typing the question into a search box was still too strenuous.

Ask one question. Get one smug reply. No chat, no nuance, no therapeutic back-and-forth. Just a machine politely judging your life choices.

Ask your question.

Make it count. You get one question and one answer, which is still more patience than this concept deserves.

No chat mode. No follow-up questions. This is a drive-by answering experience.

Prove you are not a bot before spending my credits.