Welcome to fishdonalds
What the fuck is a health inspector

welcome to fishdonald's, can i take your order?
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sorry, we don't have your will to live, but do you want a fish mcnugget meal?

welcome to fishdonald's.
the raccoons had another litter of babies.
do we put them back on the menu.

welcome to fishdonald's, Our Ice Cream Machine never works

welcome to fishdonald's, we're getting so desperate for customers that we're considering putting car batteries on the menu.

welcome to fishdonald's- oh my god did someone burn the water AGAIN???

welcome to fishdonald's, wait i forgot my line fuck

Welcome to Fishdonalds, now with a site opened in the backrooms for extra fish and donalds come eat there
Or don’t I don’t care I just work here

welcome to fishdonald's, i forgot to work my shift today. whoops

Welcome to Fishdonalds we have a bunch of weird shit in our freezer rn idk wtf if is uh just come back later we’ll get it sorted out maybe if we feel like it