“So, Leafy? How ya been?”
“Oniom, you took me and Moon clubbing again, isn’t this like, illegal? None of us are really adults yet…”
“…”
“Oniom?…”
“Those stupid disciples told me I might as well get partying now, cause I may not live to be old enough to do so. No idea what that means! Either I’m gonna die or the world is gonna end so…”
“That’s… extremely omnious…”
“Tell me about it.”
“Are… you in danger?”
“Wha-“
“Oniom. Are they hurting you?”
“No. I’m not in any danger. Hey! YOU DO CARE!”

“Sugar dissolves in water.”
“Yes Oniom, I know this, it’s a basic form of science and physics-“
“So don’t go swimming-“
“Wha-“
“Or I could lose a sweetie like you.”
“Oniom. Your pick up lines are horrendous.”