
Back when i was a little parasite
Living in the toe of a human behind his foot
My good fuck ass mom gave me mid of an human brain
And ya'll know i hate human brains so i said
"NO! NO! HUMAN BRAIN BAD!"
and then she looked at me like a flea about to bite a dog
She got 2 steps ahead to my position
And said
"..."
"EAT THE FUCKING HUMAN BRAIN!!!"
then she locked me on the basement
To die of hunger
I knew
I KNEW
I KNEW SOMEDAY I WOULD GET OUT OF THERE
And live a true life on the city
Also all of ts happened because of an human brain son im crine 😭
Another day when i was a bit older
I heard on the radio that tom nook was going to the island of
Of..
Well you know
So i taked a flight to go there
But
Well
I was facing next to an disney adult
He smelled like mickey mouse's shit and his smell was all over the plane
The pilot straight died of smelling and crashed into
Well
Where did he crashed?
a) albuquerque
b) Alajuela
c) albunorkey
Well
Guess what
It was on ALBUNORKEY!
ALBUNORKEY!
IF YOU WONDEEEEER!
ALBUNORKEY IS THE BEEEEEEEEEST OF THEEEEEEEE WOOOOOO-
y'know man i can't do ts shit im outa here.
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