People collect stamps, coins, autographs, antiques and what not. You may call me a quote collector, however, I never did a conscious effort to collect quotes before I realized I had a plethora of witty quotes saved all over . Following are quotes which I find truly witty, funny as well as motivational.

Disclaimer : Apologies for the missing sources

“Life is supposed to be big, not long!” —Anand

“It is our choices…that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” — Albus Dumbledore

“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’” – Muhammad Ali

“Out of the darkness, I came the farthest
Among the hardest survival”

“Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies”– Shawshank Redemption

“You are not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”

“Oskar Schindler: Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don’t.
Amon Goeth: You think that’s power?
Oskar Schindler: That’s what the Emperor said. A man steals something, he’s brought in before the Emperor, he throws himself down on the ground. He begs for his life, he knows he’s going to die. And the Emperor… pardons him. This worthless man, he lets him go.
Amon Goeth: I think you are drunk.
Oskar Schindler: That’s power, Amon. That is power.” —Schindler’s List

“Bruce: You still haven’t given up on me?
Alfred: Never!” — Batman Trilogy

“Don’t ever let someone tell you that you can’t do something.
Not even me. You got a dream, you gotta protect it.
When people can’t do something themselves,
they’re gonna tell you that you can’t do it.
You want something, go get it.
Period.”
– –The Pursuit of Happiness

“Ignore Everybody”

“History doesn’t repeat itself – at best it sometimes rhymes” —Mark Twain

“It’s not the size of the dog in fight, it’s the size of the fight in dog”

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

“The fool didn’t know it was impossible, so he did it.”

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said, ‘Faster horses'” – Henry Ford.

“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” – Muhammad Ali

“A hero can be as simple as a man putting his coat around a little boy’s shoulders and reassuring him the world hadn’t ended yet.” — Batman Trilogy

“Ignore Everybody”

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