So this is what it feels like to be a gummy bear... I can't walk though, I have to rock... I think i'll call myself BerNARD. Not BERnard. BerNARD. And I'll be a golden gummy bear.
Consider this: just for Thanksgiving day, don't go on Facebook... instead, show your face to someone you haven't seen in awhile. Don't Twitter, unless it's at a joke one of your friends makes at a party. And the only Flickr you should be looking at is a cozy fireplace or maybe a good movie on TV with your family and a big bowl of popcorn. Can you Digg it?
Ummm, why isn't OCD in alphabetical order? And why can't I remember having an account with all those banks that keep emailing me and asking me to "update my information?"