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Rock Covers???? [Jan. 3rd, 2006|11:13 am]
Charliemachina
[music |Brain Stew]
[mood |contentChilled]

Tidying my room at my parents
Watching Tommie Lee play in a marching band
Helping my mum with the washing up

All made so much better by listening to music such as Van Halens Pretty Woman Cover (Guitars bring me more guitars)

Magical

Love and hugz to you all Charlie
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Merry Danish Christmas Celebrations [Dec. 24th, 2005|07:38 pm]
Charliemachina
I've just been to church, I didn't want to go and normally I'm the only member of my family who isn't expected to go but Sarah wanted to go because she enjoys it and she wanted Elyssa to go so I went to look after Elyssa and do the baby carrying thing (and leave with her if she became difficult). It was ok and everyone else seemed to enjoy it, Elyssa was very well behaved and all the singing sent her to sleep almost straight away. I feel a bit strange going to church these days because I used to really want to believe in it all and although i'm not an atheist I am definately not comfortable in doing what I see as playing christian. But as I said everyone else enjoyed it and thats what mattered.

While in the church I thought if I had one trip back into history what would I do?

I decided I would love to go back in time give Jesus a copy of the bible tell him that thats what they've written about him in the future and leave. I'm really curious as to what effect it would have if any. I might also subgest that he strongly discourage any Crusades to retake the land of his birth by western powers.

What would you do?

Happy Christmas

Love and hugz charlie
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Stolen Meme from Gary (half Ryme...yay!!) [Dec. 21st, 2005|02:44 pm]
Charliemachina
1.What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Deliberately and stupidly headbutted a cabinet and nearly knocked myself out.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I vaguely remmber things like be a good daddy and make myself happy. I'm happy and I've been covered in so much baby sick and shit and made Elyssa laugh enough to be a good daddy I believe. Yes I will make more.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
My daughters mother.....now my partner once more.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
My buddy Keith who I worked with choked to death in his sleep, it was really sad.

5. What countries did you visit?
None what so ever.

6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
Money and Sanity please.

7. What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Mouse's Birthday because it was a fantastic party and I'd really missed having loads of people round and the 9th of June because my daughter was born.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
That would be being able to talk to Sarah again.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Broken heart, bruised pride same as most years.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
Comics, loads of cool comics

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Elyssa's with every smile and giggle

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
No comment

14. Where did most of your money go?
My fucking Mortgage.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Getting my new job

16. What song will always remind you of 2005?
I miss you by Blink 182

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? Happier
b) thinner or fatter? Thinner (Saddness + Kebabs = Fatter)
c) richer or poorer? Poorer (Soon to be much Richer)

18. Of what do you wish you'd done more?
Magically resolved issues between people I care about as well as my own.

19. Of what do you wish you'd done less?
Listening to bad advice

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Rampaging around the midlands collecting presents with Elyssa and Sarah.

21. How will you be spending New Year's?
Quietly with Sarah and Elyssa I imagine.

22. Did you fall in love in 2005?
I steped in it.

23. What was your favorite TV program?
Doctor Who

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
I don't actually hate anyone just distrust and dislike some people which is sad enough.

25. What was the best book you read?
Ultimates: State of Emergency (Comic)

26.What was your greatest musical discovery?
Motley Crew, I only knew Girls, Girls, Girls before.

27. What did you want and get?
Answers.

28. What did you want and not get?
Answers.

29. What was your favorite film of this year?
Kingdom of Heaven (the king was rotting he's great)

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Went out got twatted at Trinitys and tried not to be a fucked up emotional mess, 25.

31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
saying no instead of yes at one specific moment.

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Unshaven biker wannabie.

33. What kept you sane?
I don't know that I was consistently sane but at the end of it all i'd say not ever giving up kept me sane.

34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Kate Beckinsale (from underworld)

35. What political issue stirred you the most?
Trying to blame people for not stopping the London bomming

36. Who did you miss?
Sarah

37. Who was the best new person(s) you met?
Elyssa

38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
When you think your broken you can always find the energy to sally forth one more time if it matter enough.

39. Pick a song lyric or quote that you think sums up 2005.
"This could be your sick love song, sick love song sick love song, this could be your reason things are going wrong sick love song sick love song."

40. One wish
A peaceful easy feeling when with all those I care for.

Love and hugz Charlie
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Score [Dec. 20th, 2005|09:16 am]
Charliemachina
[music |Scuzz channel]
[mood |highUnreal]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I got offered the job as Mentor working with naughty kids for £15000 - £18000 despite being better than 20 other candidates who were all described as strong they would only start me on £15000 and that had to be Pro Rata so it would actually be £12 000 which I cannot live off. I told the dude I had another interview and i'd get back to him.

I went to my other interview for a Project support worker position (more money tooooo) for an organisation called valley house where i'd be helping people in supported accomadation doing everything from arranging for people to see a councilor to stopping people killing themselves in the middle of the night to helping single mothers into education (I got all excited when I visited the project coz it was soooo cool) and I really really really wanted the job.

Just rang Neil from the Mentoring place and he told me Valley house was an amazing project and I was a really really strong candidate and he was sorry to louse me because I'M NOW WORKING FOR VALLEY HOUSE

FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH

and I will actually be able to afford things.

Love and hugz Charlie the well happy
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2005|10:01 pm]
Charliemachina

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In March, I exposed [info]welcometopablos to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I stopped [info]celestialarrow from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed [info]vixstar to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I fed [info]easylifeshaun to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I recruited [info]suede_kitten as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very good (910 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.


Your humble and obedient servant,
charliemachina


Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!


Love and hugz charlie
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I return [Dec. 7th, 2005|02:10 pm]
Charliemachina
[mood |happyXmasy]

Hello compadres

I've been busy being unemployed. No it's not a paradox i've spent a month with Sarah and Elyssa and we have been to her fathers, my parents twice, the Wirral, Nantwich and now they have returned to Redditch. So I have been assisting with nappies and baby buggie pushing and trying to get my rebelious daughter to eat solid food when all she really wants is boobie milk. I have also been trying to find work, registering with agencies, filling out application forms and on monday I even had an interview (To be a learning mentor it went very well I believe).

Sarah and me went out two wednesdays ago and that was really fun I had to run back for 11.00am to take over Elyssa watch from my parents.

Elyssa is beautiful and desperate to walk I have a wicked picture of her and Sarah where Elyssa is wearing a Santa outfit we stole off a teddy but I can't get our scanner to work here.

Yesterday my mother and me went to Birmingham (shopping capital of europe) and bought many presents for many people I actually outshopped my mother who got a £13 bottle of handwash (£13?!?!?!?) bought for her because rumour has it that she has been good this year (Molton and Brown is crazy expensive soap).

Hope your all well

Love and hugz Charlie

P.S. Chris i'm well loving the present ypou and Sarah (your sarah) are getting but I not sure if you will like them as much as I do.....Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee. It's nearly xmas Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Being a man [Nov. 13th, 2005|12:58 pm]
Charliemachina
[mood |happyhappy]
[music |OPM Heaven is a Halfpipe]

If

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man, my son!

Love and hugz charlie
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State of affairs [Nov. 8th, 2005|11:57 pm]
Charliemachina
[mood |happyhappy]

Dave and Gemma's wedding from my point of view was a total sucess. Dave looked kinda elflike with his hair all done in a way that Legolas would have approved of and Gemma seemed to smile constantly and looked beautiful in her Costigan-shaw designs wedding dress.
It was beautifully done and retained class while still managing to be spectacularly fun.

The vicar needs to be excecuted without delay taking about football and divorce is unacceptable
in my book specially while leading the vows but there was so much other good feeling it didn't seem to matter.

Elyssa got to meet half the known world which is something that was very important for me and being her father daughter she blatantly enjoyed all the attention. Sarah was great to and I think it was really good for her (both of us actually) to have everyone see us together again and happy.

I know looking back that we have not had the most normal or easy relationship but I struggle to think of a single relationship I could describe as normal or easy and I am proud of where I am and where we have got to I would not change our past for fear of not having what it is I have now.

Love and hugz Charlie
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I got this off Sicfuk [Nov. 3rd, 2005|01:48 pm]
Charliemachina
When I was little, I wanted to be a...
Vet but I didn't want to study

At University/College, I studied...
Zoology but that was boring so I changed and got an imaginative writing degree.

My first real job was as a...
Promoter £3.25 per hour

I have also spent a lot of time as a...
Barman (100% on a mystery customer test)

I am currently working as a...
Project Trainer for New Deal

I am happy/hideously disappointed with my career choice.
I am happy but I want to take it further and work with teenagers/children

I would secretly like to be a...
Dancer but hate the idea of people making me follow their routines.

Love and hugz Charlie
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2005|01:40 pm]
Charliemachina
[mood |awake]

Completed by Lorna demand

My favorite things in no particular order

1. Elyssa Alabam Hazelton
2. Gunz and Roses
3. Sarah Hazelton
4. Being Loud
5. My friends
6. Throwing Fire
7. Giving people love and support
8. History
9. My parents and sister
10. people showing me that they love me

Love and hugz Charlie
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