Check your civil liberties at the door!
Economy in the dumps? Environment deteriorating? Never fear! We have WAR! All WAR all the time!
And if you're one of those nasty fags we hate so much, you're royally screwed, but not in the really fun way! Because we don't tolerate differences! That's right, conform or die! That's the new motto for the FSoA!
Women, tired of worrying about your reproductive rights? We have an answer to that: you don't have any! You are now just a baby-making machine, because there just aren't enough mouths to feed in the world. Want to abuse your new addition? Go ahead! At least you gave it life, right? Raped? Well it was your fault for being born female. As a matter of fact, we the Fascist States of America don't think you're smart enough to vote. It was a fun experiment while it lasted. Now, get back to the kitchen!
Privacy? Hell, no we ain't got no privacy here! Of course it's only those bleeding-heart liberals that need to worry! As long as the only information we get is from the bible, then we're a-ok! Facts? Don't need 'em! Opinions? We get 'em directly from the Oval Office! Thinking for ourselves is hard work. Being mindless sheep makes it much easier to sleep at night.
Of course we don't care that gas prices are inching up to $3 and higher! As long as the Pres's big business buddies keep raking in the dough! If he's happy, we're happy! The National Deficit at an all-time high? Who cares! As long as we're not getting taxed the whole country can go bankrupt! Health care? Over-rated! Besides, we pay them there doctors in whose hands we place our lives everyday way too much money. They should be making the same as a burger-flipper at MickeyD's, and damn well like it!
Don't question, don't wonder, don't form a belief that's different than ours. We ARE the Fascist States of America, and resistance is futile.
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