Who knew that the cast-iron frying pan could offer so much protection? A deep investigation reveals that this story is not a one off story. No, the lowly frying pan is something that all should have at the ready. From animals to intruders, the pan has proven to be very effective in offering defense. There are dozens of stories about the frying pan involved in mayhem out there….here are a couple.
Here we go:
A homeowner in rural Virginia will not face charges after defending himself from an unwanted and unexpected visit from a stark-naked stranger who recently tried to break into his home and assault him with a cast-iron frying pan.
Authorities in Carroll County, Virginia say the incident happened on the evening of Sunday, February 26th when the homeowner heard a noise coming from the rear of his home. When the man went to investigate, he spotted the unknown woman in her birthday suit coming through his door frying pan in hand. The woman repeatedly managed to hit the man in both his head and one of his hands before he was able to push her out of the house and lock the back door, but the Carroll County Sheriff’s Office reports that didn’t stop the woman from once again trying to gain entry.
He managed to get her back outside onto the porch, where the CCSO said she started turning all the electrical breakers, beating on the kitchen window, and “yelling at the homeowner to get out of her house or she was going to kill him.”
“The female then began beating on the same door in which she had already made entry previously, at which time the homeowner discharged his firearm, striking the female in the lower leg area,” CCSO said.
Identified as Paula Michelle Locklear, the woman was taken to the hospital where she was treated and released. She was charged with Felony Breaking and Entering an occupied home while armed with a deadly weapon, Assault and Battery, and Property Damage.
A tip of the fedora goes to Madd Medic over at “Freedom Just Another Word”
Not to be outdone with the pan…..
Australian Lodge Owner Smacks Charging Crocodile with Frying Pan
The owner of a tourist lodge in Australia’s Northern Territory smacked a charging crocodile with a frying pan on June 17. “We were leaving the island via helicopter and the croc was blocking the path,” Chambers said. “[The owner] was worried about our safety, so he grabbed the frypan to shoo the croc away.”
Florida Women Attacks Patients With Frying Pan
Here is one for the road…
ANTIFA gets Frying Pan – warning rough language.
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