[Gilbert is confused. Very confused.]

What the hell are you all doing at Hogwarts? Is this some sort of surprise reunion I wasn't aware of? HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT IT, ELI - OR ARE YOU ALL DITCHING WORK, BECAUSE THAT'S VERY IRRESPONSIBLE YOU KNOW. [he's smirking at the thought, don't let him fool you]

And where did all the brats go, anyway [ink blot] HOLY FUCK WAS THAT A ZOMBIE

OH GOD IT'S THE END TIMES THE DEAD ARE COMING BACK TO LIFE GOOD FREAKING MERLIN - ok I'm cool, I'm awesome, I CAN TAKE ON ANY ZOMBIE!!! JUST HAFTA CUT OFF THEIR HEADS, YEAH!!!

I JUST... GOTTA DO SOME STUFF IN MY CLASSROOM FOR A WHILE FIRST.

[THIS IS A VOICE POST you poor things.]

BWAHAHAHA GIMME YOUR BLOOD!!!!

[Gilbert's decked out in the whole Dracula getup. Hair slicked back, pointy fangs, the whole shebang. HEY HE ALREADY HAS RED EYES, WHY NOT!!! IT'S LIKE HE WAS BORN TO DRESS UP LIKE THIS.]

HELL YEAH I AM THE BEST VAMPIRE EVER!!! [Pause.] Well, okay, you know, not a VAMPIRE vampire, but like, a fake one yeah! NOT A REAL ONE, because blood actually tastes kinda gross. I DON'T REALLY MIND MINE, I'M USED TO IT, but other people's is UGH.

SO YEAH, HALLOWEEN! I think it's interesting, but Oktoberfest and Martinstag are waaaay better. THOUGH I DO LIKE THE CANDY. [sound of crinkling candy packets] So much candy.

Good thing my office is huge enough to keep it all. BEST HANGOUT PLACE EVER, THANKS HOGWARTS!!

[feel free to drop by and/or reply or whatever, HE DOESN'T REALLY WANNA SHARE HIS CANDY THOUGH- what, he's doing it wrong? GASP, HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT!!!]

[ooc: also to whoever got me that paid account time, YOU SNEAKY SNEAK I LOVE YOU omg sdkljd made my month. OCTOBER LOOKS LESS SHITTY NOW BECAUSE OF THIS, thank yooou ;//; ♥]

[So. Gilbert and Antonio? They are idiots. They met in front of the lake, beat the hell out of each other brawling like muggles because WHAT THEY ARE WIZARDS, REALLY? and then to make things worse FALLING INTO THE LAKE WHILE FIGHTING. As if that wasn't bad enough, then they decided it'd be a brilliant idea to get HAMMERED BEYOND BELIEF... and passed out in the Astronomy Tower. They had to go down all those stairs with a MOTHERFUCKING HANG OVER. So uh there's trails of blood all over Hogwarts now. MYSTERIOUS~ Anyway, they are in the Medward now. In beds right next to each other, even. DERP.]

[There's blood all over this journal entry and some other .. questionable liquids. Most smell of various kinds of alcohol.]

[FILTERED BUT SO VERY HACKABLE he drunk filtered ok]OWWW MY HEAD TONI YOU BASTARD THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONCE I'M OUTTA HERE

How the hell did we end up in the Astronomy Tower, ANYWAY?!!?

...shit that nurse is kinda scary

....THAT WAS A GOOD FIGHT THOUGH, HAH!!!![/filtered]

OH YEAH AND ANTONIA, PRINCEß, STOP TALKING TO EACH OTHER, I FORBID YOU!!!

And uh if you haven't signed up for Dueling Club do so or something on that one sign up sheet on the door to my room or whatever. 'Cuz apparently, the old guy in charge thinks I'd bully my students into joining.

DUNNO WHAT HE'S THINKING. Anyway I finally figured out the schedule so uh I'll send you all notes about it later or something ooowww

HEY BEATRIX YOU MADE THE CLUB, RIGHT

HEY HOGWARTS

JOIN DUELING CLUB

UNLESS YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN SHIT TO-- oh Tuna that doesn't excuse you though JOIN DUELING CLUB

[backdated to this morning.]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

WHAT DID I WHAT DID HE DO

WHAT THE HELL

[Gilbert went to eat dinner at home the other night, and just decided to stay there, which was most fortunate since he got to witness his bro opening the letter and receiving the BEST news! Gilbert is beaming with pride. It cannot be contained, so his writing is huge. EVERYONE MUST SEE THE NEWS!]

CONGRATULATIONS, WEST!!!!! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!!

YOU BASTARDS BETTER LISTEN TO MY LITTLE BROTHER, THE PREFECT LUDWIG BEILSCHMIDT, YOU HEAR??????

[Ludwig is still kinda standing frozen behind him LOL;;]

HEY, JOURNAL! So this is Hogwarts! It's not much but--

[SMACK] HEyWhA-- [SMACK] WhATAReyOu-- [SMACK SMACK SMACK!!]

SToPHiTTingTHEGReaTME---------

[ooc; yeah so gil's journal has been waiting a long time to smack him around. Picture ink everywhere. Because it's Gil, and even if he actually DOES take very good care of his journals, even files them and everything, HE GOES ON AND ON AND-- anyway. HELLO, ALL! ♥ edit: also off to bed, shall reply when I awaken zzzzzz]

TRANSFIGURATION CLASS

Teacher: Gilbert Beilschmidt
Houses: ALL
Years: ALL


Oh yeah, 1st through 5th year students must take it; for 6th & 7th year students class is optional. Though I'm sure you already know, please leave your name, house, and year. THANKS and see you in class!