Hey! Wake up! It’s time for another installment of Reader-Provided Rantionary® Words! Today, friends, neighbors and Cañadians (because mainly that’s who reads me according to my stats), I’m dropping Continue reading
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Rantionary: Reader-Provided Words Part 2
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, Rantionary with tags awesome, blog, humor, internet, life, news, random, rantionary, reader feedback, words on August 2, 2013 by BrainRantsRantiversary
Posted in Awesome, Best, History, Humor, Random, Rant with tags anniversary, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, BrainRants, fail, home, humor, life, news, porn, random, rant, words, WTF on June 3, 2013 by BrainRantsBelieve it or not, I’ve been at this ranty, complain-y thing for two years today. How about Continue reading
Rantionary: “G” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags blog, G, humor, life, rant, rantionary, words on June 1, 2013 by BrainRantsYet another installment of my ongoing explainer/dictionary of creative ways to employ or destroy the English language. By now you’ve likely noted that some of these terms appear in regular dictionaries. Then again, if you’re smart enough to notice that shit, you’re also bright enough to realize I rarely feel obliged to adhere to those and therefore Continue reading
Tapping Into The Collective Rage
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, birthdays suck, blog, humor, life, random, rant, words, WTF on May 21, 2013 by BrainRantsI’ve been watching my WordPress Dashboard for some time now with great interest like the good Type-5A obsessive that I am. While all of the usual statistics are there to scratch my “check on that” itch, I noticed a recurring thing a few months ago with some Continue reading
Random Thought #53
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Awesome, Best, Food, Humor, Official Random Thought, Politics, Random, Rant, The Suck with tags ass, blog, douchebag, food, history, humor, life, motherfucker, news, Osama Bin Laden, pigs, politics, pork, porn, random, random thought, rant, sex, spam, win, words, WTF on May 18, 2013 by BrainRantsI just ate a juicy but cooked chunk of pork chop fat. Every time I eat pork like that, I think to myself, “Fuck you, Osama motherfuckingincestuousgoatfuckerbastard Bin Laden, we fucking win!”
Just getting my own little jihad on…
Rantionary: “F” Is For…
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant, Rantionary with tags blog, F, humor, life, rant, rantionary, words on May 5, 2013 by BrainRantsI am quite certain that is particular section of the Rantionary is of particular interest to everyone out there who subjects themselves to my posts each day, and for obvious reasons. The letter F is clearly a gold mine of Rantalicious words, all of them unfit for use in even impolite company, and some of which could get your ass beat down hard when used in bars frequented Continue reading
Surf Your Way Into Jail
Posted in Home, Humor, Random, Rant, WPLongform with tags ass, awesome, blog, humor, internet, life, news, porn, rant, words, WPLongform, WTF on May 3, 2013 by BrainRantsTwinDaddy is a long-time blogger and the leader of a group of like-minded bloggers who write for Stuphblog. I noted the site because of the Star Wars theme, and the inner SciFi fan side of me had to investigate. 1Jaded1 made the formal introduction, and I signed up for his Be Our Guest frequent flyer program, and posted this today… Enjoy!
Bill O’ Rights and Shit
Posted in Awesome, History, Humor, Politics, Random with tags Amendment, ass, awesome, bacon, beer, Bill of Rights, blog, Constitution, fail, humor, internet, lame Congress, life, news, politics, random, rant, words, WTF on April 25, 2013 by BrainRantsHi there! A short diversion here at the opening to say “Whazzup, bitches?” to all my Rants Army Homies. I’m all home and all frustrated by Continue reading
I’m An Outlier
Posted in Awesome, Best, Humor, Random, Rant with tags ass, awesome, bacon, blog, douchebag, duel, fail, humor, humour, life, news, porn, random, rant, sex, words, WTF, zombie apocalypse on April 9, 2013 by BrainRantsI’m pleased to announce that Le Clown has seen fit to include me in his Outlier Collective Project. Please visit the site and have a laugh. Le Clown and Madame Weebles teamed to make this possible.
Enjoy!
Man Walks Into A Bar
Posted in Afghanistan, Army, Food, Humor, Random, Rant with tags Afghanistan, Army, ass, blog, deployment, fail, food, humor, life, porn, random, rant, words, WTF on April 7, 2013 by BrainRantsI was sitting eating dinner with my boss the other night and started laughing. He naturally checked to make sure I was all right Continue reading
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