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Rantswers® 9.1
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Rant, Rantswers with tags deflategate, illuminati, New England Patriots, Rantswers, snow, Super Bowl, Tom Brady on February 9, 2015 by BrainRantsMiss Clarkson’s Song – An Open Letter
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags humor, National Anthem, news, random, rant, Super Bowl on February 5, 2012 by BrainRantsOkay, so I built up enough pre-emptive hate about our National Anthem that I figured it would be in good character to publicly thank Ms. Kelly Clarkson for not fucking up our National Anthem. I will actually sleep better tonight for that. Thank you, Kelly. You’ looked smokin’ hot…
Dear Ms. Kelly,
Thank you so much for not destroying our National Anthem. Had you screwed it up, I would likely have departed on a five-state murder spree. My victims thank you, as do their children. I thought you looked lovely. You and I could possibly have children unless Katy Perry calls me first. Let me know, as donating DNA is quite easy. Just saying.
– Becoming your fan,
-Brain Rants
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Super Bowl … XLMeh
Posted in History, Humor, Rant with tags beer, football, humor, life, news, Oakland Raiders, rant, Super Bowl on February 5, 2012 by BrainRantsIt probably doesn’t take a lot of imagination to know that this year’s NFL matchup classic holds very little excitement for me. It’s not that I don’t like football. On the contrary, after playing four years in high school, I attempted to walk-on my college team, unrecruited. Probably best that they shooed me away given the state of my knees now. I can only imagine how totally Continue reading
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