Stand back, because this is the kind of thing that truly – truly – can only happen to me. You actually might want to sit down. Ready? I can wait, because Continue reading
Archive for July, 2015
The Sweet Taste of Shit
Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor, Rant with tags birds, Coors Lite, drinking shit, eating shit, lawn care, scatalogical shit, shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit on July 24, 2015 by BrainRantsFlash Fiction – 12th Ed.
Posted in Awesome, Fiction, Flash Fiction, Writing with tags blog, flash fiction, Mars, science fiction, terraforming, writing on July 9, 2015 by BrainRantsThe big upside to flash fiction sites is that they allow you to practice writing within a deceptively challenging genre. At first you think, ‘Oh, one-hundred Continue reading
Virginia Is For Ranters
Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags bacon, blog, D.C., humor, illuminati, life, meat, news, rant, squirrel, traffic, Virginia, WTF on July 7, 2015 by BrainRantsIn case you all out there lost track of time, my relocation from Kansas to Virginia concluded more or less a year ago. For those of you who do live under rocks Continue reading


