we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

(lowest rated quest watchlist - ranked)

this is the funniest movie i've ever seen in my life, hands down. this is comedy people, take notes. they were either over-acting or under-acting the whole time, there was no in between. everything about the plot was the most far-fetched concept i'd ever heard of. classic kino bad movie. this couldn't have been more fun. the thing that makes these lowest rated watches worth it is the fun of watching the bad movies with friends and crying laughing, which jack and i did a *lot* of during this movie. i cried actual tears. i know this is a half star film, but i just don't have it in me to give it that bad of a rating when i enjoyed watching it so much. here are some horrible quotes from the movie for your own amusement.

[jack] "it's like you can't have a shark movie without hillbillies"

"if i wanted any lip from you i'd pull down your panties" - hillbilly guy 

"keep reeling now, this ain't no girl scout picnic" - hillbilly guy

"that fish ate my fish!" - second hillbilly guy (cue us crying laughing and it never stopped after that)

"go get me my damn hot sauce" - hillbilly guy 

"help! i'm bleedin!" - hillbilly guy 

"i'mma beat you like you stole something!" - mayor to his son

"so maybe it can't manifest itself unless there's water around. maybe all we gotta do is stay dry and it'll leave it us alone!" - son of the mayor

"we don't need to chum. we *are* the chum" - typical horror movie sheriff who doesn't believe anybody when they tell him what happened

"what do you mean?" - crazy old guy to younger sister
"what do *you* mean?" - younger sister to crazy old guy

"let's get'er done!" - crazy old guy

"bite me you bitch!" - main character girl