we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

(lowest rated quest watchlist - ranked)

cheers (the tv show), but make it stormy and awful, with sharks

the worst cgi i've ever seen, especially since this movie had a *wait for it* $2 million budget...

aubrey peeples deserved better (she's lit rally such a good actor and suchhhhh an amazing singer, like why did she do this to herself)

notable quotes:
"he must've wanted a snack" - guy from tasmania

"that's what you get for tryna eat me" - guy from tasmania

"these fish surely do have a hankering for me" - guy from tasmania

"where are you going, there's sharks falling from the freaking sky!" - the one hot girl

*huge wave about to hit the guy* "oh craaap!"
*sharks attacking him* "ow!" - drunk guy

"something's on my foot!" - preppy boyfriend

"i hate sharks, i'm from wyoming!" - hippie teacher guy

"let's do this before i become hot lunch!" - main character guy

"apocalypse my ass" - random cashier guy

*after the guy hits the big red speed button in the jeep* "hang on to your panties ladies" - the one guy, idek who said it because jack and i were actually crying laughing, like in hysterics over the speed button

"the sharks took my grandfather" - the hot girl (proceed to more hysterics from us, including jack's suggestion that they should've wrote the script to say grandpa, and my suggestion that they should've had it say grandpappy)

*looking at a helicopter*
[tara reid] "can that fly?"
[main character guy] "i don't know, let me check"

"oh crap, look at all those sharks!" - the hot girl

"nooooo! oh my goddd!" - hot guy flying the helicopter while throwing bombs into the tornados to blow them up (that makes sense, sure, of course)

and some good quotes from jack:
[me] "these sharks look worse than frankenfish"
[jack] "this makes frankenfish look decent"

*girl gets sucked through the ceiling* [jack] "bye!"

[me] "why does she have her purse for a sharknado"
[jack] "i might need my credit card!"

well.. one down. five more to go..

(sharknado franchise - ranked)